#yes this is for the fine print

[matrixbearer2024]

Hello!

I bursted in laughter when the reason why Reader ended in Hell came up! I know you said it would be stupid, but it was really a stupid reason lmao

I can imagine Reader and the rest looking at Lucifer and him just nodding sagely, like "yeah this is normal Heaven standards."

And *le gasp* did they h-hold hands!? How scandalous!

Vox and Reader meeting in Hell and just being together is so cute! I want what they have. I love their relationship.

Also, Reader and Alastor beefing was also funny! It was kinda like seeing Vox and Alastor beefing. Although Alastor doesn't seem to dislike Reader, since he said she has a horrible taste in friends?

All in all, it was a good read! Thank you for the wonderful story!

Have a good day/night!

Lmfao that bit with Lucifer is so accurate HAHAHAHAHA

Charlie just ends up agreeing with her dad because even the angels themselves didn't know what got someone into heaven the last she checked in with them so like it's kinda expected lolol

And yeeeeeah Alastor doesn't actually mind Reader much aside from finding them kind of like another Vox but less threatening and more entertaining to screw with. Which makes sense since most of Reader's beef with Alastor is the fact he keeps bullying her techno buddy boi. Mr radio demon isn't really wrong when he says she has a horrible taste in friends(he was making a jab at the TV man but considering everything that's happened and the fact her living friend group HAD unironically been the reason why reader met Vox of all people only further cements his point HAHAHAHA)

And funnily enough- Vox and Reader are all close like that but they have absolutely no idea what they're doing. Literally just: "Oh we're just really close friends-" but even a blind person could look at them and notice that there's something else that isn't friendship between them LMFAO

#vox x reader #hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin hotel vox #get off my screen series #reader doesn't know how to choose friends #they just go for anyone who'll put up with their chaos #literally just as long as you don't treat Reader mean they'll be nice to you too #also yes candy bar #heaven's fine print is hella sketchy LMFAO

[duckprintspress]

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Nick Porter has always loved hockey. Ever since he can remember, it’s been his favorite thing in the world. It’s too bad he never learned to play, he’d tell himself, but it was too late to do it now. Adults don’t just magically learn to skate and join a hockey team. That’d be ridiculous. Except maybe they do? On a whim, he decides to sign up for an adult beginner’s class. He learns to skate, joins a team, and meets a really hot teammate… and it’s pretty much a disaster from there on out.

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#duck prints press #yes i'm at time to try begging point #and a HUGE thank you to the people who've helped share so far #ya'll who follow dpp aren't the problem we do fine on that first tier of boosting #it's the point AFTER that when our posts tend to die #and sometimes i don't know how to get people to care beyond going PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SUPPORT A SMALL PRESS

[l0ganberry]

perfect timing! I'm definitely getting this.

#But I don't know if I should be addressed by my real name or my username #I'm already fine with being called Loganberry or Logan #but that's my internet nickname #but maybe I should also do my real nickname. #who knows but I do hope he does one of those livestreams where he signs the prints and interacts with the fans #just like how Micheal Kovach did a few months back #but other than that #I will so do this!! #i do have my birthday money so yes please! #I want it framed perfectly on my wall. #signature and message especially #it shall be one of my great relics that I would love to confuse my children or grandchildren with #I'll be the old lady that brings up youtube to their grandchildren to show them classical indie animations #“You don't know who Bob Velseb is? *exhausted sigh* Honey would you be a dear and give me my laptop?" #anyways #rambles #random #bob velseb #spooky month

[jupio]

i’ve never been so stressed about trying to get something printed quickly before good GOD

anyway check out how i drew dan and phil aged 12 in the read more

what the fuck is happening here WHERE ARE THEIR NOSES

the temptation to get dan to sign that old art if the prints dont arrive is. so incredibly strong. the temptation to take it even if they do arrive is also very strong. it’d be so funny to watch him try to say nice things 

#dan howell #we're all doomed #my art #im going to york on friday but its ages away so i cant count on it being delivered before i leave for the show #and i ordered a fine art matte print so that sharpie takes well when he signs it hkjsghjdhgj #i've also emergency ordered a print from my local place to pick up this afternoon but it's glossy so i r e a l l y dont want to use it #and it came out super nice so i really want it to look good on the print (if anyone messses up the colours i will CRY #i even did a test print earlier this week on a lil 6x4 to see how accurate cewe printers are #i am Tired #also yes dan and phil fan in 2022 look i am a slave to nostalgia

[cellabella-illuminates]

So I finally made this card real

#yes the pictures are edited since i haven't printed them yet but #happy birthday card #catholic card #should i include that its st anthony of padua? #eh #it's fine #or maybe i will fix it later

[istherewifiinhell]

[Blearily awake from critical fell asleep on couch incident] anyway i think ppl will always partially loose me in anything with regards to self care and amelioration if you do not acknowledge a persons inalienable right to hurt themselves and get worse.

#some shit #sounds suspect i realise. i am fine just had a badddddd day lol. which u can probably. tell. cause i blogged it #hrm. #well anyway not everyone can be reached and not every message is for everyone. but this issue does. stick to me. like a burr. #also in hurt and get worse catagory is the. not do everything good for them they can. you know. #likeeeeee idk i do want us all to survive and live good lives were. idk theres less hurt. me included. #this is more a rectorical/philosophical. smth. then a. strict call to action i guess. #like. not the classical ye olde tumblr its okay to blah blah blah detoriate smthsmth. but. oh man u do gotta look after ur teeth its sooooo #fucking expensive and dentists are mean to poor ppl [mine is anyway] #handwave. THE POINT. #i dream of a rhectorical style that can compell regardless. as a person in what i suspect is a sliding battle with some. #atypical hmm. conditions i gotta. monitor. or whatever. from my own doing. #hhhhh. and im out of floss. i didnt know that. i was at the store today. nary a beloved character printed on any label i saw. at least #and i did look

[yangjeongin]

sometimes i really do just think about that interview skz did with tumblr and the fact that they know tumblr exists and the mass twitter exodus to tumblr and i look at my posts like

#carly.txt #skz if y'all are seeing this uhhhhhh i'm sorry #hope u laughed! #please browse the content creator tags to see something other than smut and y/n fanfic dm me @euijin dot tumblr i can help wink emoji #JUST THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH #the fact that chan watches everyone's reaction vids and talks about them on chan's room #there's no way that nosy mf hasn't looked them up on tumblr #nosy (affectionate) just so we're clear if you're reading this chan. #felix probably has a tumblr under an alias and reblogs a bunch of hyunjin content #i'm kidding but wouldn't that be funny af... #maybe i'm felix. have u ever seen me and felix in the same room that's what i thought #did u miss me tumblr. this is what you get when i actually log into this account #this is what u signed up for when u followed it was just in the fine print #also yes i did make this meme and yes if u want to save it and use it if u so desire #go for it

[antoncrane]

Yeah I’m being completely normal about the new Ghost song.

#Did I just pre-order the sky blue vinyl -- YOU BET #(also pre-ordered the aqua blue Impera vinyl with the limited print because yes) #I'm totally normal about this band #It's fine #Lozz blah blah

[mjulmjul]

Hello! I’m interested in one of your pieces that isn’t in your shop yet. I saw you mention that it’s okay to print it out ourselves if it’s for personal use but I feel weird doing so without paying for it. Do you have anything like venmo/cashapp, etc? Your art is gorgeous, thanks for sharing it with the world 🥰

Thank you! Yeah it's truly fine - I don't have anything like that, if you're still feeling weird about not paying then use that money for charity or something else nice for yourself! Or you could buy me Tumblr crabs/ad free to keep this poor old website running so I can keep yeeting art onto here (and okay, the crabs are a funny feature).

For context - as artist I earn slightly less than 10% from the Society6 sales price, so a $20 print nets me $1.84, $10 print gives me $0.95. Adding this because I feel like many many people don't know, especially with Society6's "every purchase pays an artist" branding. I'm lucky enough to not need to make money from my art and this definitely plays into why I personally encourage people to just print my art themselves for personal use :) emphasizing the me here because please never assume the same for other artists if they haven't said anything about this!

Just to be clear I still hugely appreciate every sale because it's wild to me that people want to pay money for my art, or that it's hanging in homes around the world!

#thank you for asking and apologies for the delay in answering bc i saved this to my drafts and then Forgot :') #and yes this goes for the ghost arts too! absolutely fine to print for personal use #mjulmjul answertime #not art #at least currently I don't NEED money from art and anything like maintaining a kofi/patreon/whatnot turns art into #more of a 'job' to me (unfun!) while I actually use art to decompress. so that's why! #long-ass answer but this comes up often enough that i wanted to clarify in my reply

[smashwolfen]

Slowly but surely the squad grows~

I'm determined to get all the Legends Arceus characters cards, despite some being a bit out of my price range XD

Irida is VERY much expensive for her card alone for me, hoping I can pull her on my own or get lucky on Ebay somehow. Never gonna get sneaslers alternate V card that's for sure unless I pull that too ;w;

Almost forgot these 2 as well, not characters but they count! Shockingly I pulled Palkia all on my own and got god in one of the box things with a figure

One day, and it won't be soon but one day, I will have all the ones I want, but if the tcg ever releases a Legends card with ingo on it I will probably shell out for it without hesitation XD

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #arceus #pokemon tcg #astral radiance #I have a kamado full art on the way to add too #legends has an absolute strangle hold on me but i dont mind one bit XD #adaman #cyllene #akari #rei #volo #cogita #lian #mai #Also also yes Ennamorus' card has that weird bit on the right side pf the card #i bought it without reading it clearly and have learned my lesson #but its a printing error! when the image went on it bunched up but the back of the card is 100% fine and undamaged #im just happy i got Cogita #and she just came in the mail today XD #pokemon legends #pokemon cards

[autistickfigure]

hi im the evil exploder can i watch you play pikmin- OH GOSH ITS HAPPENNIG💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#memory posts #YES but WARNING: i am not very efficent i will check the map a lot they will DIE we will not see the smoky progg #OH and depending on the amount of time it takes to play there may or may not be a tornado (or similar) in my area. #which will.. mean there might be a “little break” inbetween #(this is all in small fine print) #DO YOU accept terms and conditions?

[daydadahlias]

Hey. Thank you so much for writing amazing stories. Do you ever consider writing more of Bite Marks. I just think that chapter 1 is one of the best first chapters you've ever written. Much love.

Hey. I'm definitely not opposed to writing more BM!!! and I definitely want/plan to have it finished some day!! I just have to find the motivation to do it (and also remember wtf was going to happen in the story lol).

much love to u too <3

#i WILL say though #definitely not my best first chapter #like im respectfully telling u ur wrong there #bc fine print will always be the best first chapter ive written #ive only written 6 chaptered fics #but if we're ranking best first chapters #Fine Print. Scene 14 and maybe MiM are top 3 #Take Notes I'd say is 4th but i could see it being 3rd. and then Will Be and Bite Marks are coming in last #the first chapter of BM is just a sex scene isnt it #im going thru to reread now #and yeah that's all it is #chapter 2 is not bad tho #my thing with Bite Marks is i just... dont love it? yknow? like i like it dont get me wrong #but i dont *love* it #and so when people arent actively pushing/motivating me to continue it #it was reallyyyy hard to find that motivation on my own #and i just couldn't really make it happen #so yes i want to write more of it. it's just hard for me to do so #but i do genuinely appreciate the interest !!!! #pigeon #anon

[blackwinged-soul]

Fictionkin privilege is being able to find kin euphoria entirely produced by others in fan-made merchandise.

(I just bought a print I’ll be hanging on my bedroom door. Gid|eon’s nicknames for H|arrow|hark. I do actually like them and they mildly amuse me, and also my bedroom door will perhaps need more decoration than my usual golden bird and the gargoyle... If I have the golden bird decoration as a piece of my hearthome, why on earth not throw a ‘kin reference there in place of my Earthly birth name?)

#When I was about 14-17 my oldeest younger sister's door was decorated with stickers and artwork and I thought it was so NEAT. #I have commitment issues with stickers but a print I can laminate or frame and hang on the door suits me Just Fine. #And I'd rather have Penumbral Lady designating the New Room in the New Home as mine than my birthname. #....though perhaps the gargoyle saying ''Abandon all hope ye who enter here'' is a bit of a Ninth vibe too... it's not particular to Me. #I always heavily decorate the Inside of my bedroom door. Usually with strigns of protective stone chips and herbs and Mementos. #And a few purely decorative pieces; not gonna lie. The golden bird and glittering blue diamond-like Christmas ornaments are Also Kin Reasons #but mostly it's like... a black decorative towel with a golden embroidered crow (also kin reasons) and I hang things off the string #that I use to hang the golden bird up. Like pine needles and protection satchets and warded objects and things to anchor the shields to. #rwt personal posts #rwt tlt

[juniperhillpatient]

help it’s 2 am & I accidentally hit play on scream

#yes I have work in the morning #it’s fine actually it’s good & healthy for a girl to fall asleep to the best movie of all time #fun fact when I was a teenager I had a printed copy of the script for scream & I memorized the entire thing. yes all of it. #I also had scream 4 mosty memorized for a bit simply because I watched it several times a week for around 6 months #once I get my hands on scream 6 I think it’ll be my next most watched

[125storejuice]

.

#i really want these two prints by heartslob #but paypal didnt aprove my pay plan thing so i cant do it :cc #WAHH #yes i know its fine #im just sad about it lolol because i thought it would worK !!

[plutosring]

OH MY GOD HE SAID HE WAS OKAY WITH IT

i was not expecting that after his temper tantrum today

#he said that first i had to find the legality of writing commissions #but fuck it we dont read fine print #yes i do #gonna go on a research spree