#yeep wit time

[dozenssporks]

*the camera is tilted upward to show vash clinging to a redwood tree very very far from the ground*

wolfwood: how's it working out for you up there my guy

vash, whining: don't be meeean that was a very big mosquito and I have a very strong startle reflex. if it had been a real threat I'd be up here laughing and you'd be down there being eaten, so there

wolfwood: yuh huh, sure, spiky, sure. Comin' down now or do you want to hug that tree a little longer?

vash: gimme a sec--yeep!

*the camera blurs as wolfwood struggles to track vash's rapid descent from the tree but there is only a streak of red, the sound of vash yelping, and, finally, a crash*

wolfwood: holy mother--are you alive?!

*the camera focuses and vash, draped over a pile of moss covered logs, gives a feeble thumbs up. a moment later a large piece of bark falls and smacks him on the head*

vash, whimpering: I want to go home, maman, s'il vous plaît

*the scene cuts to vash standing at the base of the tree looking scuffed up and rumpled, his glasses sitting crooked on his nose*

vash: ahem! I was recently informed that people leave comments on these videos, which surprised me. I thought it was mostly the cops and, like, fbi who looked at these.

wolfwood: people always have somethin' to say about witnessing a walking disaster

vash, making an angry face: ANYWAY. This was brought to my attention by--well, naming no names, I can tell you she's a real stunner. Knock you right off your feet if given the chance. This lovely lady, too good for this sinful world, has kindly compiled what she believes to be the best comments and questions. Here we go.

wolfwood: please, dear viewers, understand that this creature before you can be explained neither scientifically or religiously. Don't expect to experience clarity today.

vash:, holding up a paper with the questions written on it it's called mystique. First question: "Mr. The Stampede, why is the guy behind the camera called--"

*breaking off, vash presses his fist to his mouth and makes high-pitched noises that nearly pass beyond human hearing*

wolfwood: I've got a bad feeling about this

vash: "why is--why is the guy behind the camera called . . . 'woof woof'?"

*sitting down on the ground, vash bursts into obnoxious laughter, pounding his fist on the ground. the camera tilts and shakes*

wolfwood, sputtering: that's not--that's not what I'm called! Mary, mother of Christ, that is not--

*the scene cuts. vash is back on his feet, facial expression strained as he struggles to remain solemn*

vash: I have been instructed to clarify that my assistant behind the camera is not named 'woof woof', has never been called 'woof woof', and never will be called 'woof woof'.

wolfwood: it's because you keep starting to say my name and stammering when you cut yourself off. This is your fault, needle-noggin, and I'm gonna take it out of your hide later, I swear.

vash, coughing: there's a second part of this question, um, "is he called that because he's a furry?"

*vash collapses to the ground again, shrieking with laughter*

wolfwood: a what

vash: a furry is a--it's a--

wolfwood: I know what a furry is!

vash: from--from personal experience?

wolfwood: no!

*vash rolls around laughing, kicking his legs. the camera jolts up and down while wolfwood marches over and snatches up the list of questions*

wolfwood: aw, geez, they really asked that, you didn't make it up. I can't believe the big girl did this to me--would you shut up?!

vash, shrieking from pain this time: don't kick the messenger when he's down, woof woof!

wolfwood: no, no, no, no. this is not going to be a thing. I will end you, I will shoot you right through your spiky head, I will--

*the scene cuts to vash laying face-down on the forest floor, limp and lifeless. cigarette smoke is puffing from behind the camera and wolfwood's hand can be seen gesturing*

wolfwood: the person who asked that question, I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If you are looking for blackmail money, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you, and I will kill you. Buh-by.

*video ends*

#trigun #trigun on the run au #trigun modern au #a dozen sporks speaks #I was trying to write something a little more story-oriented #but this came up from behind and hit me with a bat #trigun snippets

[evergreen-dryad]

old bnha wip #2 (todobakudeku)

Sirens screamed over the city lights as the reporter picked up the pace. "And right here on the scene we have — oh!" Her voice picked up in pitch, excitement making her tremble. "The Burning Duo's on the way, everyone! Freshly debuted just earlier this spring, straight out of the No.1 hero's agency — look sharp! It's Temperance and Detonation!"

Right on cue, the blasts of the explosive hero heralded the arrival of the noisier, and more hotheaded of the two. The villain was suddenly on the ground. Any other partners-in-crime still walking paled, and not just from fear and the sweet, toxic smell of nitroglycerin — it was the icy snap of cold, freezing their skin to any surfaces they happened to touch.

"Annnd there we have it! All cleaned up, all in one swoop! And a very good job to our heroes!" The reporter scuttled her way over to where the two young heroes were binding up the petty criminals, ready to hand over to the police as soon as they caught up. “Temperance! Detonation!” She thrust the mic into their faces. “Mind telling us the secret behind your smooth teamwork? Our viewers would be very interested to know how you two work behind the scenes!” One eyed her coolly, looking absent-minded. The other had not even bothered to look over.

“Hm… we’re good friends,” Todoroki Shouto finally contributed. A waft of cool air drifted about his hair.

A loud ‘Tchk!’ sounded from behind them. Bakugou Katsuki finally deigned to look over sourly. “…We’re barely friends.” Any UA classmate of theirs may have gaped at the magnitude of Bakugou admitting such a thing. Todoroki glanced over at him, almost bewildered.

A beat passed where they looked at each other and the reporter awkwardly stood by, still holding up the mic, afraid to move it.

Todoroki was the first to move. “We work together Mondays to Saturdays, train together, and spend almost any free time together, I’d say that makes us very good friends.” He finally appeared to take notice of the mic mostly pointing at him and gingerly took it from the reporter, resigned that they would have to stay there to entertain the media while they waited.

Bakugou made another snappy sound in his throat. “And I’ve told you this before: time doesn’t equal friendship dumbass.” He marched up to Todoroki, snatching the mic from him while aggressively elbowing him away. “Tell this to the public.” He glared into the black eye of the camera. “We worked freakin’ hard to get here.”

* Temperance & Detonation: Are They Friends? 734,541 views

We tried to get an interview but they couldn’t stay longer than a few minutes, so this is what we got :)

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COMMENTS fridakohl hmmm we’re good friends he said 👀

ranranherotime temperance: *friendzones detonation* dtonation: no f you

zimmerrr but look at temeprance insisting they’re friends tho??? Precious

yeetcityhours 1:31 where they stare into each others’ eyes like wrow??? i feel myself melting from the sparks flying in the air. two heroes arguing over their bromance?? heronews gimme more

goddessxgirl more like Temperance & Detonation: are they soulmates ^ Hide 34 replies

flyonstraight right?? look how fast they move together engineman333 they don’t even have to look at each other Froggo uh i think all heroes esp duos need to have this level of teamwork

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I’d just like to say I think Detonation firmly denying they’re friends means he thinks of them as something more and for those who think their success is just getting along well 6 days in a week? nAh, we worked our asses off. Just who do you think you’re fooling 2,456 notes

The real question is is Detonation just pissed Temperance won’t let them out they’re soulmates 1,566 notes

* “I could tell you were trying really hard not to yell there,” Todoroki said, faint amusement glinting in his eyes.

“Shut up.” He was not staring.

“Good job on not blasting press equipment this time,” he continued, ignoring him. Last time, he’d yelled so loud that his decibel level overshot the limit. Present Mic had half-jokingly tweeted him about stealing his spotlight.

Katsuki turned away from him, walking ahead into their office. Their, their, them. Everywhere they went, they were a unit. Together.

He wanted to spit at the thought of it.

He could tolerate it. It was nothing.

Yet what was this itchy feeling that kept nagging at the back of his head these days?

The PR officer looked up from where she’d been consulting their notes. “There you are. Good job out there.” She got up, receiving a greeting from Todoroki. “I wanted to talk about today. So far the image you two have presented is as capable fighters, but today’s on-scene news have proved the public is hungry for more, especially of the relationship between you two.”

“What’s new,” Katsuki grumbled, tugging off his gauntlets.

She smiled. “Everyone seems to like seeing you two argue. It does give them hope that the two of you may be not just paired heroes.” She coughed diplomatically. “Soulmates.”

“Just come right out and say it,” he groaned. He pointed a finger at the frigid bastard who was carefully considering everything the damn PR was saying. “Bicker with him? Easiest thing in the world. What else have you lot come up with?”

“Nothing much, just act as naturally as you do and try to be actual friends.” She had the gall to wink at him. “Todoroki-kun here is always trying his best to be actual friends with you after all. Wouldn’t hurt to hang out more often, have fun together.”

“That’s not a bad idea,” Todoroki said, thumb on his chin. Was he brightening at the idea? Was that a hint of interest on the non-emotive bastard’s face? Ugh.

“We’ll leave you to it then,” the PR woman waved her file as she dismissed herself.

And then they were alone in the office and Katsuki did not appreciate it, not with the Half-n-half’s attention fully on him like that.

He tugged his mask out of the way, heading to his desk. Todoroki’s gaze was still solely fixated on him. “What.” He twitched, irritated.

Todoroki appeared to shake himself out of whatever fugue he’d fallen into. “I was trying to remember if you’ve ever done anything for fun. Do you?”

Katsuki stared at him. “Sure I do. Whenever I get to be alone.”

Todoroki’s gaze prodded him to say further. “And? That can’t be it?”

He growled, chafing. “Train. Walk. Jog. Parks. Mountains. What else do you want, huh?”

Todoroki’s face loomed out of the right corner of his eye as he came over to stand over Katsuki’s desk. “What about animals?”

Katsuki scrunched his nose in distaste. “What about them?”

“No allergies?” Todoroki kept pressing. He was distractingly close and Katsuki did not appreciate anyone leaning in too far his personal space.

He let Todoroki stay there anyway. There’s something wrong with him.

His pulse is not in the palms of his hands. If he’s sweaty, then maybe that’s why he’s letting the Thermostat venture nearer. He’s useful like that.

“No,” he snaps reluctantly.

He looks up at Todoroki sliding his phone towards him. There’s an image on it, a colourful flyer for… a cat cafe.

“Oh hell no-”

“Shinsou recommended it. So did Sero,” Todoroki says, tone as flat as ever, but there’s that note of question in it.

“I’m not going into a cutesy place like that, all they’ll serve is sweet food.” He says with a tone of finality, slamming down his paperwork for the day.

A beat of silence. But you’re not trying — how about the cats?

Katsuki looks up at the thought, because evidently the Thermostat hasn’t left. And he’s just opened his mouth to say the exact thought that popped into Katsuki’s head.

Oh gods help him, Todoroki is looking at him wih those slightly pleading eyes, that’s the most this emotionally-constipated bastard can manage, but Katsuki is just, suddenly weak.

It’s unbelievable. He’s nothing but stubborn as heck but this is what gets him weak?

“It better have good chow,” he threatens weakly.

Todoroki lights up.

Ugh, all this just to see that light curve to his lips.

“See you, Bakugou.” He says, finally leaving and taking his phone and his damn small smile with him.

Katsuki thinks again to all those times he’d caught himself staring at this too-good-looking-for-his-sanity bastard and locks it all away firmly. No. Just no. They can be friends, he tells himself.

(He’s not hoping what everyone says they must be.)

He could almost swear there had been that ghostly afterthought people swore up and down and all over the internet, that apparently, were the signs. Signs they had started to sync in thought.

Katsuki clenched his fist, where his pulse had been skittering like crazy earlier.

The pen shook in his hand.

Wasn’t he happy it might be him? It’s someone like Todoroki, a pro hero just like him. Someone who’s been by his side since the UA days. Someone who can keep up with him, someone who’s strong, and can give him a good fight anytime.

He could scrounge his head all he liked, but he knew he wouldn’t find the answer.

Why did it feel like he had forgotten something?

*

A laugh fills the air of the dimly lit room. A lightbulb flickers. “Are you for real… they couldn’t be more different from each other!”

Another voice joins in chirpily. It is the nonchalent drawl of a high-school girl eager for gossip. “Right~? They’re exactly like a prince and a beast!”

“Right… the fans are actually comparing them to that lovingly.” A chuckle follows the speaker as he leans his elbow further on the gilded surface of the wood.

A hum. Congratulations, Kacchan. And that Todoroki as well. He has been keeping track of them after all. Hard not to want to document the progress of the first quirk he’d ever studied. Feeling the eyes of others on him, he draws up a piqued eyebrow as well.

"You want to meet them, don't you?" Toga's leaning in now with that curious gleam in feline eyes, wide grin not too far from slitting her entire face. It is the look of someone who has scented blood.

"Ehhh," He plays along coquettishly, draws out the syllable. "I couldn't! They'd kick me out of the building, not like you who can sneak in anytime!"

"You totally could!" Toga refutes, sitting up. "You're sooooo good at acting after all! Go!"

"Not so much if you can see through me," He demurs with a laugh.

She pouts and drapes herself over the table, head bending to squint at him.

“You’re a liar, Deku-kun.”

Ah, that’s true. “I do my best,” he singsongs. A glance up and down her body. Good, no suction needles anywhere. Though, knowing her, there is at least one hidden blade on her person.

(As much as Toga makes it hard for him to truly sleep soundly at night, she’s still useful.

One of the sharpest blades in his disposal.

He’d be a fool if he couldn’t retain her loyalty. Loyal, loyal Toga, as long as he could keep her entertained, dancing on a blade’s edge from becoming her next victim.)

Toga picks up the topic again, prodding at him. “Don’t we have Manami-chan already through their records? You could totally mess them up anytime.”

This is when Dabi saunters over, light on his feet. He’s probably had enough of their high school girl-type talk. Though, Izuku supposes he is kind of one. A tenseness in his gait though. He can feel the restless energy roiling off him like a caged panther pacing. “Under Endeavour, huh,” he says, his words smouldering with that particular hatred he’s held for the Flame Hero all these years.

Toga sidles up next to him. “Hey, when are we going to kill another hero again, Deku-kun? I’m bored~”

They had been quiet for a while after all.

Dabi’s stare bores through him like the blue flames he manipulates. Yes, yes he knows.

He smiles.

Time to put that plan into action then.

* Shouto sighs a long breath, watching it form white in the night air. It’s been a long day — of patrolling, emergency response, PR response — and he’d finally wrangled Bakugou into going out. For fun. It’s like Bakugou doesn’t know what that concept is, overachiever that he is. Not that Shouto has a much better idea himself, growing up like he had.

He’s looking forward to getting into his apartment. And sinking into a long bath. He’s not going to look at his phone for a good long while.

Shadows crisscross the path before him from lampposts. And then he sees a stutter in the image.

He hears the thud before he feels it. Someone's tripped into him.

“Ah, I’m sorry!” Vibrant green eyes look up at him, panicked. He sees the flash of them in the night and is momentarily sidetracked.

What was that feeling? A thrum, like a line cast into the night.

A flutter of pages. He dropped his files, just coming from behind him. So there was another office worker that had worked till this late at night.

He bends down to help the stooped figure. "It's alright." He picks up a paper and sees the headline on it. "Ah, so you also work here."

"Y-yes!" The young man squeaks, appearing too taken aback to make eye contact with him. "I'm just one of the many paper pushers in there, ahaha. So sorry, ah, thank you," he says meekly upon taking Shouto's handful.

They stand, and Shouto watches with a tad resignation as the young man starts, the glint of recognition in his eyes turning into full panic. “T-todoroki—! Temperance! I’m honoured.” His hands fumble, unsure whether to go for a handshake, and he looks like he’s about to drop his folders again so Shouto reaches in to steady the grip for him.

Their fingers brush against one another’s, and the young man looks fit to faint.

There is a flush on his face that Shouto is convinced only appears on fever patients.

“Are you alright?” He asks, concerned. Freckles dot pale cheeks, and he feels compelled to observe this person further.

“Thank you,” the young man says shyly. A small smile forms as he finally makes eye contact with him. “I’ll be good after a good night’s sleep.”

He looks like he needs it. There are shadows underneath his eyes. “Rest well then.” A tug in his throat. Shouto follows, curious. “Your name?”

“Oh! I’m… Midoriya Izuku.” A blink, and Shouto could have sworn there was an amused look in his eyes just now.

“Then, see you, Midoriya.” Shouto begins to walk again, expecting Midoriya to also be going the same way as him. It is the main road after all.

He does not. He turns back to see Midoriya tip his head at him, smiling genially. The electric light catches the top of his hair, giving it a green shine. “See you soon, Todoroki Shouto.”

He turns on his heel, and melts into the shadows.

* Stark midday. Clocks strike twelve, digital figures switch to 12:00, and then the screens of Tokyo freeze into black. It’s everywhere — live feeds, main TV channels, ads milling by — all superseded by a strange blackness.

Within the metropolis, citizens wonder if it’s a blackout.

All is still for a moment.

But then, a warped voice speaks. A masked face steps out, bowing to the camera. “Greetings, everyone.” Green subtitles scroll underneath.

When they straighten up, only the lower part of their face is visible. It is a bandanna wrapped around their chin, with a feral, toothy grin on it. “We apologise for the rude interruption, but we doubt your current system would let you listen to us without some… drastic measures.” The figure puts up a hand, waving it in the air lightly.

“Let me ask you, citizens… what is justice to you? What is a true hero? Is it what we have now? Where our top heroes are picked based on popularity stats?

We will be revealing our next operation in 24 hours. Stay tuned.”

And with that, the black screen zaps out with a flash, and all broadcasts are back to normal.

What was that? The media ask, shaken.

* Tsukauchi calls them in , grim-faced. "How much do you know of the villain Deku?"

Silence. Todoroki is clearly confused.

It is as if a vice had slammed down in his throat. "Deku?" He hears himself echo, almost hoarse. A name he had not heard in years. A name he had pushed out of his mind, only just able to open a door to childhood memory.  Yes, he'd wondered what'd happened to the nerd at times, especially whenever he passed by the neighbourhood.

(No, it can't be him.

(Not Shitty Deku who dreamed bigger than anyone. Whose dreams would have gotten him killed.)

He'd never once dropped in. Sometimes his mum mentioned bumping into her at some sales or such, and asked him about Deku, but he'd always end up snapping that he had no word.

"Pity, you two used to be such good friends," she'd sigh after she'd boxed his ears. "Inko does look like she's getting... " She hesitated, unsure how to put it. "Tireder."

He's snapped back into the present by Tsukauchi's look of sympathy at him.

"We've recently gotten a source that the real identity of Deku may be Midoriya Izuku. And through investigation it appears you were once well acquainted with him."

"From witness observations, Midoriya does not appear to live with his mother despite his name being registered under the residence. Not for a few years, in fact." 

// *yeets out a dusty old BNHA WIP once more* wrote all this in 2019 for the todobakudeku exchange! (yes it was for normalcryptid) I couldn’t finish it, decided I didn’t like it (looking back, I really overthought accuracy too much), so I scrapped it. I highly doubt I will revisit this first draft of a future AU. So feel free to adopt.

Concept notes: 1. Villain/hero au

2. any variation of soulmate au   -maybe if they're soulmates they'll catch themselves in sync, hearing the other's thoughts? Little by little, depending on the bond between them

3. partner pro heroes

It's a lovely day in the city for the debut of two new heroes — and Midoriya Izuku, villain understudy, is in a very nasty mood.

aka

the AU where Midoriya Izuku becomes a villain instead, and Bakugou and Todoroki are the pro heroes who have to catch him. Also, and they were soulmates.

-And oh, add to the fact it’s also, hmm. A certain asshole hero’s birthday. Will wonders never cease, he actually made it this far.

bonus: the outline of the fic I submitted that never was:

-operation: track him down

-more villain stuff - their current op? kill Endeavour -when you forgot what dabi's in for 'he did take out much of re-destro and some of the lov," he mused, both a positive and a negative. less pesky competition to get a propaganda out, but also potentially less skilled people/mercenaries they drew. oh well, perhaps it was best they could draw fanboys for now. They promised loyalty at the very least.

-shit falls out on all media

-todo is in shock. all the todos are.

-'we'll be broadcasting why we've selected him this time. Usually, public, we have not touched your top 10 heroes, not even the top 50 if we could help it'

-'however, old sins must be answered for.' we will broadcast the details of these as we go along the acts to Endeavour's execution.'

-baku finally goes to talk to midoriya inko (todo tags along)

-deku's perspective: stain's not convinced of their plan as dabi was the main motivator, but deku shrugs: "even if we fail, we're destroying his reputation" he turns to dabi "with witness and what la brava has found as well"-todo's very concerned, ends up going with his father more on patrol -enji is soft is his son finally talking to him-(toga ofc exploits this to transform into todo and stab him on the day)- they'd infiltrated the agency for quite a while-toga, la brava, spinner, mido-thus know the schedules of everyone

-mido gets todo out of the way while toga steps in -knockout drops

-dabi, gentle and la brava out in wait in an alleyway

-baku finds midotodo, gets angry af

'why kacchan, nice to see you-'

'BASTARD!" he howled

-stain's broadcasting the stuff: dabi strikes while the damning facts are being broadcasted

-reunion conversation while mido throws an extinguisher bomb at him before escaping

-spinner is the getaway driver

-endeavour is not faring well he's reeling from both the stab and the fire and the emotional shock

-mido holds up todo's unconscious body, endeavour surrenders 'don't kill him, touya'

-baku blasts in very angry and snatches todo back, slaps him back to life

-back-up arrives, baku growls at them to stay out of this (bakudeku fight while others slink off one by one)

-'now you admit it? then you should know how i feel'

-'we can't be on the same side sadly'

'bye' a sinister smile - reverse of that scene -todobaku doing their best to arrest him

#bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #todobakudeku #midoriya izuku #todoroki shouto #bakugou katsuki #boku no hero fanfic #boku no hero au #my writing #ed fics #yeep wit time

[blo0d0nme]

Have you ever slept naked? Yes, it's awesome What's your bra size, or dick length? b36 dont use bras anymore tho Where was or would you want your first time to be and why? in my dads apartment Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? naa Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked?a long time ago i think Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? dark What's your greatest fantasy? oral me Would you suck on anyone's toes? dont knowww Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? mall Would you have sex there? yes What and who turns you on? my parter turned on What celebrity would you have sex with? Whose the sexiest male you know? Whose the sexiest female you know? How many people would you have sex with at once? two i think Have you ever put on a strip show? noo but it would be fun Have you ever seen a strip show? noup Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? half naked but naa rili Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? yess Have you ever gone skinny dipping? idk If you could be a spice what would it be? sweet Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row? yeep Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked? nop Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? of course What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? international camp Have you parents ever caught you doing anything? his Have you ever caught them? noo Would you ever have sex in the ocean? maybe Have you ever gotten sand up you? noo Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? yeeaa, i really like being naked What do you wear to bed? no panties, yes warm pijamas Have you ever done anything with someone in your parents bed? yes o.o Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? if they want to yes, why not, warm chocolate ufff Have you ever used lubricant? yes only with myself Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel? Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? yes How old were you when you got your first real kiss? Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? not but we thouth about it Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? nup Were you a witness to someone having sex? nup Would you ever have phone sex? yeah Would you ever do anyone in a tree? id love to Would you ever have sex with your best friend? dont think so Would you have sex withsomeone you don't even know? dnt th so Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex?not really, i like spanking but not hard Do you find older women attractive? yies Do you find older men attractive? yies Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? with Who was the person you kissed that was the best? the only one What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? none, mom, dad, yes we were doing it but safely sorry if it bothered oyou What color is your pubic hair? brown Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? yes Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? yees How many people have you slept with? one Have you ever had anal sex? nop Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched? ass and legs When was the last time you had a dirty dream? few days ago If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?macchu picchu What’s the best sex you’ve ever had? the last one, i literally moaned without noticing What’s your favourite position? up Name a sex position you’d like to try scissors What was your best orgasm ever? last one with him Have you ever sent nudes of yourself? yes Are you loud or quiet during sex? mainly quiet Have you ever tried using food during foreplay? no Have you ever made a sex tape? no What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone? looks When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go? Do you ever read erotic fiction? i used to What’s your favourite toy? havent tried any Have you joined the mile high club? Would you say

you’re kinky? Do you enjoy shower sex? ive never tried it Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated? the bathroom of a room hotel in washington Do you like to be spanked? yes but few times and not that hard What was your most embarrassing sexual experience? his mom arrived Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex? nup Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex? yes Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex? go eye contact, i think its sexy Do you like to kiss during sex? yes, not all the time but yes Do you get tired after sex? yes when and on top a lot What’s a surefire way to turn you on? go slooowly Do you like dirty talk? dont know really Have you had sex in a car? havent tried ir Do you like sexting? i think so What’s the shortest and longest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm? shirtest like a minute or less ang longer 10 minutes Have you ever masturbated in front of your partner? havent Have you ever been choked during sex? no Have you ever had a friend with benefits? no but wished Have you ever worn lingerie? no Have you ever had sex outdoors? yes Have you ever watched porn with someone? no Have you ever kissed multiple people in one night? havent :/ Have you ever had sex in a bathroom stall? no Have you ever tasted yourself? yes Have you ever worn a butt plug? no Have you ever used a sex swing? no Have you ever had sex in a classroom or office? Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no Have you ever been pinned down? Have you ever had sex while drunk? yes Have you ever had sex while high? no Have you ever orgasmed five times in one day? maybe five tops Have you ever had morning sex? yes indead Have you ever eaten food off of your lover’s naked body? havent Have you ever used hot wax? no Have you ever worn crotchless underwear? no Have you ever had sex on the floor? yes Have you ever had sex in front of a mirror?no What is your favorite porn category? i dont know Do you like to have sex outdoors? yes How long do you like foreplay to last? like 80 percent Do you prefer being the dominant one or the submissive one? Do you prefer rough or gentle sex? gentle Do you make noises during sex? yes but not loud noises

[ask-leech-in-a-bottle]

"Mink! While you're out can you please pick up some eggs and some more green tea!" "Yeah I will Gran!" I call back, Sunshine dashing around my legs causing his leash to get wrapped around my legs almost making me trip. I sigh as I unwind the leash, Sunshine sits down, his tail going crazy and his tongue sticking out. "Oh, we need more dog food also!" "Ok, I'm going now Gran!" I yell back, turning to open the door, "Oh wait, here's a twenty." I turn around and grab the twenty from my Grandmother's hand. After giving a kiss to her forehead I open the door and step out.

***

While walking through the park there  are many things you expect to see. From couples going on dates to elderly people feeding the birds, one thing I never thought I'll see however is a guy sitting on top of the basketball hoop looking bored out his mind. As I stare I can't help but think about how big an idiot, I mean how is he supposed to get down without getting hurt? Sighing I continued to walk away, Sunshine following besided me happy as can be, giving him a pat on the head I check the time before walking towards the store. Unaware of the eyes watching me go.

"Alright, be a good boy and stay right here, okay?" Sunshine just wags his tail and shuffles around where he is sitting. Withe on last look I enter the store and grabbed a small basket. Roaming around as fast as I can without bumping shoulders with the other store patrons, I quickly find myself among the tea and quickly grab the brand my Grandmother normal uses and walk towards the eggs. On my way to the eggs I pass the small clothes section and out of the corner of my eye something white and yellow catches my eye, giving what caught my eye full attention I see the accuracy stand filled with scarfs and bandanas and there it is; a white bandana with little yellow suns. I grab it and continue on getting eggs.

Walking out of the store I freeze a bit to what I see, Sunshine is where I left him but that's not what I freeze at, it the boy sitting with him. Dark blue hair cut short and tan skin is the first thing I noticed when I saw him, the second thing I noticed is the two popsicles he has, on in his mouth the other he is letting Sunshine eat. As I stand there I try to put a name to his face knowing that I've seen him before, "Ack! How long have you been there!" He jumps as he notices me, Sunshine looks up and gives a happy bark at my arrival. "Not long, thank you for keeping my dog company." He blushes a bit at that and runs the back of his neck, "It's no problem, he's a sweetheart." I nod and bend down to untie his leash and pull out the bandana and tied it around his neck.

"Umm, I-umm, my names Orion and I've seen you around at school." I look at him and nod, standing straight, "I'm Mink." With one last nod I start my walk back home, "Mink? Mink.... wait a second- MILK!?" snap, "What did you say?" I'm going to kill him, "Damn if Richard told me his 'new bestfriend' was a cutie I would have paid more attention~" it's not a crime if there are no witnesses, right? "Ha! If Dick knew that I bumped into you on accident, when he can't even find you on purpose he would flip~" but where could I put the body? "In all seriousness it was nice meeting you~ And your dig is super sweet, what's his name?" "Sunshine." I start to speed up with that.

***

"YO DICK!" "YEK- STOP HITTING ME!" "You remember when you where ranting about how you been replaced, welp it turns out you where right~" Richard blinks at that, doing his signature head tilt, "What do you mean?" "Guess you ran into your new bestfriend and her dog Sunshine~" "....SHE HAS REPLACED ME WITH A DOG!? WHY DOES GOD HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL!" "Richard, Orion. What have I told you two about yelling?" "YEEP!"

#oc #original character #aestethic #milk vs the rainbow #milk #blue

[very-damn-gay]

answer 1-100 please 😋 you can miss out the ones you’ve done already

The meaning behind my url: I'm very damn gay :^D

 How many tattoos i have and what they are:I don't have any yet! I want so much! 

Biggest turn offs: cruelness, bigotry, hatred, just that sort of shit in general is so ridiculously unattractive. I've had to leave a few dates early before where the girl has dropped some really gross comments about people or subjects she doesn't understand. 

Top 5 animals:Lions, Dogs, Wolves, Hyena's and Leopards 

Tattoos i want: I want so much all over my body. I want a bunch of simpsons ones for sure :)

 Age: 21 Ideas of a perfect date: Just being with a girl I really like and hit it off with. We could do anything and i'd be happy

 Life goal: Have a dog

 Relationship status: I am a single bean 

Favorite movie: Into the wild 

A fact about my life: I was born in Queensland and moved to SA when I was very young. I've been obsessed with art and animals ever since I can remember. I brought easily like over a 100 strays home during my childhood. Kids bullied me, called me 'nature freak' but can I blame them? I used to look after spider nests. 

Middle name: Jade

 Height: 5'6

 What’s your shoe size? women's 6 I think

 What’s your sexual orientation? Lesbian :D 

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? I drink socially and I've done drugs like cocaine and weed but I don't like them

 Someone you miss: My Grandfather 

What’s one thing you regret? I was so eager to move in with an ex I had left my dog at my Mum's. My dog got out and got hit by a car. I regret not finding a place I could've had her right away. She wouldn't be dead.

 First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Saoirse ronan 

Favorite ice cream? Vanilla

One insecurity: My nose 

Have you ever taken a picture naked? Absolutely. They're fun as heck. I like to make funny nudes and send them to my friends. Like my tits? Nah let me draw on them, that's homer simpson now 

Have you ever painted your room? nope 

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Yes, it is the best 

Have you ever slept naked? Always 

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? Yeah probably HA 

Have you ever had a crush? YEP 

Have you ever been dumped? HA YEP

 Have you ever stole money from a friend? no 

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? Yeah look im kinda dumb

Have you ever been in a fist fight? When I was younger with my brothers definitely 

Have you ever snuck out of your house? 

Yep when I was a kid

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? yeah for sure, people are messy, things don't just always match up. I'm glad I had whatever experiences I had anyway and I hope people who I didn't have the same feelings for back feel the same. 

Have you ever been arrested? no Have you ever made out with a stranger? yeeeeees 

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? ye lots of people in my life are men so HA I do socialise with them ahhahaha 

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? when I was a kid and lived with them a few times 

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? nopeo 

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? yesss, year 12 I used to sometimes just leave to go home and eat some cereal and play with my dog

 Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yeah its my favourite pass time 

Have you ever seen someone die? When I was a dumbass kid I watched a video where someone was killed. I thought at the time if I watched it I was ?? Somehow respecting the situation? The poor person who died?? I don't understand the logic at all now but yeah 

Have you ever been on a plane? yep yep

 Have you ever kissed a picture? Maybe jokingly, but I don't think so, maybe if it was a picture of shrek

 Have you ever slept in until 3? ye 

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? I have loved someone. I don't miss anyone in particular I think I have missed certain feelings and situations but I don't miss anyone in particular that way 

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? ye itsso fun! 

Have you ever made a snow angel? nope I like in South Australia Have you ever played dress up? yeah 

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? Probably, im a cheeky bitch 

Have you ever been lonely? always but im ok with it 

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? Nope

Have you ever been to a club? yeah probably too much

Have you ever felt an earthquake? nope not that im aware 

Have you ever touched a snake? Yes! I have a pet snake, her name is mangles :)))) 

Have you ever ran a red light? No 

Have you ever been suspended from school? Yes 

Have you ever had detention? Absolutely, I was a very dumb rebellious kid 

Have you ever been in a car accident? A couple yeah, nothing too bad 

Have you ever witnessed a crime? ye, I've witnessed violence and I've seen people do drugs but should drugs even be a crime?? legalised with Regulation and supply control makes more sensee 

Have you ever pole danced? I've danced on a pole but not pole danced HA Have you ever been lost? Every day of my life babey 

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? Maybe, I wouldn't remember, my parents did most of their travelling when I was very small 

Have you ever felt like dying? Yes definitely Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? YEEp 

Have you ever sang karaoke? yeah :D and I'll be singing karaoke tonight with friends 

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yeah, too much 

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? not 5 years younger but definitely over 5 years, my oldest was like 28 I think 

Have you ever kissed in the rain? yeah some of my happiest memories :) Have you ever sang in the shower? every damn time babey 

Have you ever dream that you married someone? yeah they're not the happiest dreams though HA 

Have you ever glued your hand to something? PROBABLY im very dumb 

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no 

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? no 

Have you ever been a cheerleader? no 

Have you ever sat on a roof top? ye best spot 

Have you ever brush your teeth? yes hahah 

Have you ever played chicken? Yeppp for like 1 single second, im a baby 

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yepppers 

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Yeah :)))) 

Have you ever broken a bone? NOPE 

Have you ever been easily amused? my whole life is me being easily amused 

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? YES 

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? ye :) 

Have you ever cheated on a test? no I take pride in my stupidity 

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? Yeah I forget everyone's for the first few weeks of knowing them THERE WE GO WOOOT WOOT HAHA THAT WAS AN ADENTURE thank u for asking XXXX

[cracklepopme]

tagged by @exyhell for this question thingy, ty for giving me something to do ^o^

rules: answer these 85 statements (y’all don’t have to if you dont wanna) and it says to tag 20-ish people but i’m just gonna tag a handful lol @rockymountainurn @some-sort-of-firefly @kickfoxing @getwrektriko @dra-agonfly and anyone else that feels like it :)

THE LAST 1. drink: coffeeee 2. phone call: justin 3. text message: nick 4. song you listened to:  the only one by transit 5. time you cried:  couple months ago i think??

6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope 9. lost someone special: yep 10. been depressed: yeep 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yeeep

3 favorite colors 12. red 13. purple  14. blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: certainly 16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cried: LOL yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: yeah but i couldnt give less of a shit 19. met someone who changed you: i think so yeah 20. found out who your friends are: sort of and not really 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: LOL yeah

GENERAL 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like all of them save for a few 23. do you have any pets: dog 24. do you want to change your name: no but i wish my middle name was my first name 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i worked! :D 26. what time did you wake up: 11am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: uhh on tumblr i think 28. name something you can’t wait for: fall out boy’s new album lol 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: today 31. what are you listening to right now: the day that she left by seaway 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: does thomas count? 33. something that is getting on your nerves: nothing really rn 34. most visited website: tumblr 35. hair colour: brown 36. long or short hair: short 37. do you have a crush on someone: yeeep 38. what do you like about yourself: i can bag groceries like a motherfucker and i’m proud of it 39. piercings: no sir 40. blood type: ??? no idea 41. nickname: derel 42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: gemini 44. pronouns: he/him 45. favourite tv show: right now prob bojack horseman 46. tattoos: green bay packers logoooo FOOTBALL, getting a saturn one sooon SPACE 47. right or left handed: left 48. surgery: yup 49. piercing: wasn’t this asked approx. exactly 10 questions ago 50. sport: i dont play any but football is my favourite 51. vacation: anywhere in europe, i can fuck wit it, although i’m going to toronto next week to visit family so i’m also excited for that 52. pair of trainers: ???

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: i love food 54. drinking: water all day every day sometimes coffee 55. i’m about to: stay up late when i should be sleeping 56. waiting for: something good to happen for once 57. want: idek there’s a lot 58. get married: i mean eventually i guess 59. career: doing whatever i enjoy making money off of

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: both are better depending on circumstances 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: i dont care 63. older or younger: i don’t care 64. nice arms or nice stomach: already have the former so i’d love the latter 65. hook up or relationship: hmmmmm relationship  66. troublemaker or hesitant: i’m both

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: hahahahahaha 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: it’s very possible 70. turned someone down: kind of idk it’s complicated 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: not that i know of 73. had your heart broken: i suppose yeah 74. been arrested: nope 75. cried when someone died: yep 76. fallen for a friend: hahahahahahahaha

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: if i didn’t i’d be dead 78. miracles: i think so? 79. love at first sight: no 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: i mean go for it 82. angels: i’m in the process of figuring out if i do or not

OTHER: 83. current best friend’s name: anyone that i talk to regularly/trust (which takes a lot so good job guys) is considered a best friend  so i guess erin maddie faith arman nick and randy 84. eye colour: brown 85. favorite movie: hmmmm inside out i think

#answer game #tag game #well this killed some minutes yay #exyhell #rockymountainurn #some-sort-of-firefly #kickfoxing #getwrektriko #dra-agonfly

[the-emophoenix-hoard]

all of the asks? I'm a dick :3

Omg okie

lol I’m assuming you’re the same anon that asked me for all the questions those other times

Im gonna put it under the cut 

The meaning behind my url: lol idek, one of my old college frens was hobovampire and I wanted to do something along those lines idk

A picture of me: It won’t let me add one but here http://the-emophoenix.tumblr.com/post/161402700146/i-was-tagged-by-spookyowlfren-idek-i-had-to

How many tattoos I have and what they are: I don’t have any yet

Last time I cried and why: Death of my favourite character in Lost

Piercings I have: Technically two ear piercings but they’ve closed up, I’m planning on getting them redone over the next few weeks

Favourite band: TOP, Linkin Park and Fall Out Boy

Biggest turn offs: idrk I’m ace asf but being a dick make me wanna be as far away from someone as possible

Top 5 (insert subject): you gonna need to give me a subject bruh

Tattoos I want:  I want an Undertale heart, the TOP skeleton keys and a watercolour owl

Biggest turn ons: again idrk, but just be nice to everyone and you’ll see people wanna spend more time with you

Age: 19

Ideas of a perfect date: idk bruh

Life goal: Just be happy and safe, and I wanna complete my comic too I need to actually start tho

Piercings I want: I wanna get gauges in both ears and maybe a cartilage piercing too

Relationship status: Single as a pringle my dude

Favourite movie: My inner nerd will always love Transformers and Avatar but Kingsman and p much any Ghibli are my faves

A fact about my life: ummmmm idk lol

Phobia: Falling lol, I’m okie with heights but I panic when I feel like I’m falling, like in planes when they cut the engines for a moment or big rollercoasters, I can’t stand those mental fairground rides

Middle name: Bruh I have 3

Height: around 5′6 I think

Are you a virgin?: Yeeeee boi

What’s your shoe size?: 6 or 7 UK size, depends on the brand

What’s your sexual orientation?: Def asexual but romantically  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?: I drink sometimes with the gang but never enough to be drunk

Someone you miss: my family mostly

What’s one thing you regret?: Leaving home without waking mum up when my stepdad told me to, he isn’t talking to me now because of it

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Chris Hemsworth or Chris Pratt?? idk I love the marvel bois

Favourite ice cream?: Vanilla and mint choc chip ^w^

One insecurity: I’m worried I’ll never be able to live up to what others think I’m capable of, I’m worried others are gonna leave me too

What my last text message says: I’m proud of you 

Have you ever taken a picture naked?: Ew nah

Have you ever painted your room?: Yeee of course

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?: Nah

Have you ever slept naked?: bruh if you live in a country that normally wet and windy and normally around 15*C and for one week it shoots up to 36*C and you’re telling me you sleep in jammies for that week I wanna see proof

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?: I don’t think so lol

Have you ever had a crush?: Nah

Have you ever been dumped?: No but I dumped someone else cringe

Have you ever stole money from a friend?: Hell no, why on earth would I steal from my buds?

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?: No stranger danger!!!!! I think I did once tho when my frens were with me and they knew them

Have you ever been in a fist fight?: I think when I was like 7??? I don’t remember but I was v anger child

Have you ever snuck out of your house?: Nah the old man would’ve caught me cos he’s a really light sleeper, I’ve had no reason to either, my parents house is tiny anyway

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?: Nope, I’m starting to see a theme with these, wow my life is boring

Have you ever been arrested?: Nah

Have you ever made out with a stranger?: Ew no

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?: sorta ech cringe

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?: Fuck no! I would’ve been kicked from here to next week

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbour?: Well because all of my neighbours have been creepy weirdos or people I still haven’t met yet since moving into college nahh

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?: Yeeee, We finished all our assignments and we had no reason to go to class anymore so we went to the park for an entire day

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?: Sleepovers with the gang of course but not like slept together 

Have you ever seen someone die?: No and I hope I never have to

Have you ever been on a plane?: yeyeyeye multiple times, mostly to see family in Sicily, but I’ve been to Greece and Pompeii too

Have you ever kissed a picture?: yeyeyeyeyeyey

Have you ever slept in until 3?: bruh p much every day

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now?: I love my frens and family equally and I miss the ones I’ve left behind and the ones I can’t be with when we need

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?: yeyeye of course

Have you ever made a snow angel?: Dude snow is my fave

Have you ever played dress up?: Not for a long time lol

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?: Probably???? not for a v long time I think but I can be v competitive 

Have you ever been lonely?: All the time rip

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?: haha yees

Have you ever been to a club?: yeyeyeey it was good fun but its not really my thing

Have you ever felt an earthquake?: Well I slept through the two I was in when I was younger and some of my classmates swear they felt one when we were in Italy

Have you ever touched a snake?: Gimme the snek!!!

Have you ever ran a red light?: Nah I don’t drive yet

Have you ever been suspended from school?: Nope, I’ve never gone that far

Have you ever had detention?: Many times, and always for stupid things cos my school was way too strict, mostly for missing homework tbh

Have you ever been in a car accident?: Yeee, only a small one tho

Have you ever hated the way you look?: Yeeeeee, I feel way more confident in myself with short hair now

Have you ever witnessed a crime?: I don’t think so, If I have I probs didn’t know it was happening

Have you ever pole danced?: Nope

Have you ever been lost?: Mum driving down to London and many times since leaving home

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?: Well I’ve been to Land’s End and Norfolk, but I haven’t been further north than Snowdon, does that count???

Have you ever felt like dying?: Yeep and I came v close to actually doing it during my last month or so at home, my frens were the ones that kept me going, I made a promise

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?: yeee, Unfortunately

Have you ever sang karaoke?: yeee when Mamma mia came out and Abba was a thing again

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?: Yeeep

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?: Yep and its cos my lil brother did the exact same thing

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?: Nah 

Have you ever kissed in the rain?: Nope

Have you ever sang in the shower?: All the time yeyeye

Have you ever made out in a park?: No am virgin bruh plus ew cringe

Have you ever dream that you married someone?: I think maybe once after going to my cousins wedding

Have you ever glued your hand to something?: I superglued my hand to my shoe while trying to fix a hole in said shoe

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flagpole?: No but I dared a fren to and laughed

Have you ever gone to school partially naked?: No? are kids in America okie?

Have you ever been a cheerleader?: Nah, none of my schools have had big enough teams for that

Have you ever sat on a roof top?: Nah but it would be nice to watch the stars from the roof

Have you ever brush your teeth?: Well I’ve been on this planet for nearly 20 years, it would be kinda worrying if I hadn’t yet lol

Have you ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?: Alien, I haven’t been able to watch it all the way through, my mum scarred me lol

Have you ever played chicken?: I think for a school trip into Dartmoor to see who would jump off the highest rock into the gorge pools, I failed lol, I didn’t even want to climb up see Q18

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?: Yep, my swimming club were arseholes

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?: A few times but its mostly when dickheads say it to make me uncomfortable, yeee those guys

Have you ever broken a bone?: I think I fractured my thumb when I was smol and mum thought I fractured my back when I got knocked out for the first time

Have you ever been easily amused?: yee course, thats just me lol

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?: Everytime with @spookyowlfren and too many times with the gang

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?: probs when I was smol

Have you ever cheated on a test?: Nope, if I have it was never one that mattered

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?: fuck yes, thank good for name tags

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?: yeyeeyeye and I love them to bits, its always a weird experience meeting with them IRL cos I’m so used to listening to them, its like meeting an old fren you haven’t seen in years even tho we talk every day

Have you ever give us one thing about you that no one knows.: Idrk… I’ve always been really honest with you guys

#ask meme #about bean #long post

[youngwildandgifted]

All numbers ending with 4

Don't have time for all.4. 3 things I loveFamily, Her, Barcelona. 14. Do I have a crush Yeep.24. Favourite style of clothing Classy mixed wit swag. 34. Favourite holiday Summer 2013 and New Year holidays 2017.44. Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Loud for sure.

[courage-a-word-of-justice]

Girls’ Last Tour 8 - 9 | Houseki no Kuni 8 - 9 | Netjuu no Susume 8 - 9 | Mahoutsukai no Yome 8 - 9 | Juuni Taisen 9 - 10

Girls’ Last Tour 8

Why do I get the feeling the girls will lose the camera soon?

I noticed the names on the drawers before the girls did. I just never mentioned it.

That snow transition to Chi was…weird…

I think at least a small part of the problem with this show is that it’s drab. Another part is that your appreciation of the show depends on how you view it as relaxing or mind-numbing when you watch it week-to-week. Yet another aspect is that it rides upon, also, your appreciation of the philosophical content that you’re allowed to wade in as part of the show.

“Pumped up” doesn’t seem to be the right word, subbers. I don’t know why (maybe context?), but I don’t feel pumped up when I see the moon. The moon, to me, would be motivating if I were in their situation, but it sure wouldn’t pump me up…

“Magic power”? Judging from the mouthflaps, the word was mahou which just translates to “magic”, and would’ve done decently here too.

Please don’t ship the lolis…

Please don’t make the lolis drunk, either…

Underage drinking! Censor it, censor it! (half-joking tone)

Huh? There’s a small after-credits segment. Keep watching…

Uhh…*thinks about a compulsive habit involving hair eating* Yeah, no thanks.

Girls’ Last Tour 9

If humans are the only living things left, what about the fi-yeah, spoke too soon.

Why did a robot want to protect a fish anyway?

Yuu has discovered the human capacity to float after kicking.

Chi’s favourite conversant is a box. A grey box. Amazing… (sarcasm dripping)

Chi has discovered the thing from One Piece known as Super Drowning Skills.

As they said in Finding Nemo, “fish are friends, not food”! Hahaha.

These robots look like something out of a Shaun Tan book, yeeps. (Didn’t see the construct-o-bot too clearly the first time he appeared.)

It’s like a mother talking to a daughter, only this time it’s in robot-speak. All 1s and 0s…

I did not come here to watch robots explode. But these robots exploding…cool! Like an action movie!

What was that last part with the robot communication circles and patterns for? I guess it made more sense with the volume on, huh…

Houseki no Kuni 8

Why do I get the ominous feeling the biting “ice floe” was Aculeatus or someone like that (and not Ventricosus, the king)?

I love how grumpy Antarc is when they’re like, “Tha failure is all mine” and they’re just holding their hand like it’s no problem. The hand really is no problem, especially in contrast to Phos, come to think of it.

It’s hard to convince someone when you literally have no hands to do it with…

“I raise my hands in defeat.” – Phos in on my level of puns. I was going to make a hand pun and then they come up with this, which is much better than what I could think up on the fly.

Notice Phos is the only colour in this winter world…

I knew gold was soft and platinum too, but…what does that have to do with-oh wait. Never mind.

It’s like something out of a horror film…it’s sheer genius.

Oh dear. It seems I’ve fallen for a sensei-only yandere. What a problem…

Hey, doesn’t this look familiar? Like a kagune, for instance?

U---uwahhhhhhhh…My boy Antarc was taken and now he’ll be Lunarian weapons…Plus with those cracks, Phos looks sadder than usual…

Huh? ED change? “Liquescimus”?...Oh, I see.

This next ep preview…is weird. Especially because you see Kongou-sensei smash his head into a wall…

Houseki no Kuni 9

When they said spring was a time for change, I’m betting they didn’t mean this…(what happened to Phos)

Interestingly, the gold looks like a rapier. Or some other old-timey sword. Then it becomes a spider lily, which is a symbol of death.

Phos’s eyes look like Antarc’s used to…plus they’ve gained a personality like theirs too.

Crying? A defect? No, no…

A bit of a mess? No, Phos, you’re more than a mess.

Phos is still wearing the old uniform, huh. Mourning clothes.

Ah, so that’s where Phos mentions it’s gold and platinum. No wonder Karandi knew…

So it’s not “with great power comes great responsibility?” Or is it just the subbers having fun?

Cinnabar seems to be a lot like Bakugo. Just without the extreme “I’ll beat you up!” stuff.

Phos’s jerk face, LOL. Haven’t seent that in a while…

Netjuu no Susume 8

I’m really unsatisfied with the fact I’ll have to say goodbye to this show in 2 episodes…It’s been my favourite for this entire season, and when the competition is strong, that means this show – with all its fluff and misunderstandings – has done itself more than enough to deserve a spot on my favourites list.

This is Netjuu no Matome (Summary of an MMO Junkie). Honestly, my translation works a lot better than CR’s this time don’tcha think?

Hayabusa (Falcon) Moving Company. Makes sense if Amazon is its RL counterpart…

…then it turns out they wrote Hayabusa backwards on the moving van (Sabuyaha). LOL wut.

The ep title seems to be “[I] took a step forward”.

Harth? Well, spoilers. You just ruined my life…sort of.

I half-expected Yuki’s hat to blow off, but hey, this is an MMO. Hats don’t blow off unless you want them to.

Notice Sakurai uses keigo.You use keigo with people you don’t really know, by the by.

Dammit! Sakurai’s hot but Harth is better! Argh, such a simple artstyle. I shouldn’t be worked up over hot guys when there’s such a simple artstyle…

The eyecatches are so good. Why would you get rid of them in this episode, of all episodes???

T-They could’ve been lying to each other, like in And You Thought There Is Never a Girl Online? ??? Gah, but this show is so sweet, I’ll forgive it.

As soon as Sakurai’s battery died, I swear I just heard The Entertainer in my head. As if it’s all some big dream I’m bearing witness to. But of course, it’s fiction. It’s basically a shared dream for the lot of us who know about it. A sweet shared dream we can access anytime.

Every time I look at that credit list and see Maeno as Harumi…yeah…not gonna think about it. But it seems double-Sakurai even got Harth as a role. Wowee, Sakurai!

Netjuu no Susume 9

One episode and one OVA to go before these guys are gone…

“I Call That Feeling Marble” – Why “marble”?

Sono Kimochi Ma-buru…so they weren’t quite lying when they said “marble”, eh? Sono Kimochi would translate to “that feeling”. However, ma-buru could be “marvel”, so it could be “I Call That Feeling [a] Marvel” (which makes a lot more sense).

I swore Morimori-chan would’ve asked to be partners! The fact that she didn’t was so disappointing…

There were some ducks drifting along in the foreground of one shot.

What happened to Harumi, come to think about it?

Is there an equivalent to TGIF in Japanese???

*Morimori-chan jumps out of chair* That’s me whenever I get a text, hahaha.

The show shows its Comico roots – that park background looks like it came out of a visual novel, which is a sort of trademark of Comico series like ReLIFE and it. Nanbaka, on the other hand…if you’ve seen it before, you’ll be aware of what that show’s visual quirk is.

So the woman’s name isn’t Sendai, but Yashiro? Okay then.

I want a Fujimoto-centric thing now. Please, someone? Do it for me?

I feel like Sakurai and Tenya Iida would be good brothers in an AU. They act in similar ways to each other.

Mahoutsukai no Yome 8

The shot to the head (Cartaphilus received) was so brief, I actually found it funny.

“This girl [Chise] has strange taste.” – Indeed, she does. But that’s why we follow her.

“But you don’t hate it, do you?”

Joseph…?

Mahoutsukai no Yome 9

(looks at shop sign when Chise sits down) Someone can’t spell “biscuits”…

How did Ruth learn the familiar binding spell anyway? Does Elias have a familiar, too? Or does he not have one since he’s part fairy?

It’s really hard to see what Elias’s monster form no. 3 (or is that no. 2?) looks like.

The humour in this show is somewhat unwarranted. It doesn’t always work, either. (I like a majorly consistent show best. Incongruous mood whiplashes don’t always work, after all.)

Is it Silver or Silky? I still don’t understand…

These roses must mean something in flower language…

Apparently there used to be an old trend of lesbian vampires. It’s a pretty old-fashioned trope, so it feels quite at home here. Update: Scratch that, a Leanan Sidhe is apparently more of a succubus, which was the exact vibe I was getting from her. Lesbian succubi? That’s a new concept.

That dragon!!!

Juuni Taisen 9

I think I’ve seen some spoilers saying Rabbit dies. I already knew everyone bar one *eyes Rat* will die anyway, but the game is in seeing how they die.

Were CGI models the best for this moment? Probably not, but there was some good movement from Usagi there.

Did you notice the shining light when Ox repositioned his sword (after he jumped)?

100-person…that reminds me of the SekaTsuyo “Hundred Throws” thing, but please don’t talk to me about SekaTsuyo…

Of course Kanae’s backstory has drinking in it. Her tagline has to do with “drunken rage”…(half-sarcastic)

Hey, this episode is titled after Rabbit. Isin’s genre-breaking strikes again. Also the scribbles on the faces is a nice touch, but not as good as the marionettes from Rampo Kitan.

I swear they’re relying on CGI models for the Ox and Tiger in this episode...

I’d like to headcanon Eiji is good at soccer. Not as the Ox, but just as himself.

Well, “CGI models” was definitely true right there when the Tatsumi bros attacked.

Those ice effects got put to good use, at least.

If you sit a bit of a distance from the screen, you can see they really are CGI models, the Ox and the Tiger. Graphinica’s really pulling out the stops – after all, didn’t they just say “don’t do what you’re unused to doing”?

Juuni Taisen 10

*as some insigificant sniper falls to his death* Yeah, let’s ignore the bad quality of that…

Dangit, Ushii hasn’t been given a birth year! No, why Isin??? Why??? (But does Kanae use Chrome on her iPad?)

Slicing the bridge is a bit much, y’know, Ushii - even for my suspension of belief.

Who knew a stab to the heart could be more touching than any other death in this show? Maybe it’s a stab…to my feels. (You’re all groaning now, aren’t you?)

So…no explanation for home boy Usagi, then?

I think two of the kanji from “To Treat A Man Beef From His Own Cow” (the title, not the episode) are from Gobouken (the name of Ushii’s sword, and the name also means “bayonet”), which is interesting.

#simulcast commentary #juuni taisen #houseki no kuni #mahoutsukai no yome #netjuu no susume #girls' last tour #shoujo shuumatsu ryokou #zodiac war #land of the lustrous #recovery of an mmo junkie #ancient magus' bride #Chesarka watches Juuni Taisen #Chesarka watches MahoYome #Chesarka watches Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou #Chesarka watches Houseki no Kuni #Chesarka watches Netjuu no Susume

[twohauntedhouses]

all the ones with 6 or 9 >:)

ho boy here we go

6. Why are you no longer together with your ex?

Because he was a man and I am a lesbian.

9. Do you like someone?

yes yeep yop

the pain never stops

16. Would you get a tattoo?

hell yeah. I actually plan on getting an octopus tatted somewhere in the future!

19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?

Me when I looked in the mirror this morning. Self love is one fiiiiiiine bitch.

26. Describe your crush.

Oh jeez. This is gonna get Gay. She’s so intelligent and kind. She’s got the definition of brown doe eyes and they have tiny emerald flecks and in the sun undertones of amber shine through. Most of the time she’s p controlled and disciplined, but I’ve seen her bitch someone out and it was one of the most badass things I’ve ever witnessed, and other times she just lets go and laughs and God if I thought i wasn’t gay after that I was. She’s amazingly talented and witty and beautiful and when I think about her I can’t stop smiling it’s all really gaaaay.

29.  Dumbest lie you ever told?

You know, funny story, I told myself I was straight for 10+ years of my life? And she believed me! crazy stuff

36. What would you name your daughter/son?

Eleanor for daughter and Jack for son. But that’s liable to change.

39. What was the last gift you received?

uhhhhhhhhhh honestly I have no idea. probably something from christmas? idk my friend bought me food a few weeks ago does that count?

46. How old were you when you first had sex?

God I wish that were me.

49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?

Yep. A many things in fact! Thanks for asking!

56. Any bad habits you have?

Biting my nails :/

59. Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?

Hell is just a jar of mayo as far as I’m concerned.

60. Are you in love?

With me self.

61. Something you find romantic?

Love letters, cute nicknames, small kisses literally anywhere, and cuddling.

62.  How long was your longest relationship?

A year and 3 months

63. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?

When girls put down other girls for the sake of men. That’s literally all I can think of. When they don’t date me?

64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?

Their disrespect, their superiority complexes, and their false sense of entitlement.

65. What are you saving money for?

The thing about saving money is you have to have some to save (a down payment on a car ig? but srsly I’m broke)

66. How would you describe your bad side?

Insecure! Extra! Jealous! The Ugliest bitch ik.

67. Are you actually a good person? Why?

I’d like to think I am? I generally try to be kind and considerate of others?

68. What are you living for?

The experience.

69. Have you ever done anything illegal?

I ran a stop sign once

76. Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?

The myers-briggs personality type quiz

79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?

The last thing I read (and am still reading) is my summer reading book, The Things They Carried. It’s not bad? I like the style a lot and it flows really well. The subject matter is kind of not to my taste tho (it’s a war novel).

86.  Ever been out of your province/state/country?

Yep! I went to Aruba once because my grandma grew up there.

89. Last time you were insulted?

Dunno tbh. Probably within the last few days.

90.  Most traumatic experience?

Dating a man. (srsly tho)(fucked the view of myself for a long time bc it was horribly unhealthy and manipulative).

91. Perfect date idea?

An entire photo shoot where I just take pics of my gf and then we go home and we look at them and I tell her how beautiful she looks. Alternately: driving to libraries in the area and just looking around and then getting a bite to eat at a cafe and then walking around the probably more upperclass downtown and imagining our life if we lived there while sipping on coffee.

92. Favourite app on your phone?

Spotify

93. What colour are the walls in your room?

Light blue, but I have an accent wall that’s dark grey too.

94. Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?

I do! I really like Conan Gray and Mac Does It, but currently I’m really loving Brian Jordan Alvarez (just look him up) (he makes a lot of videos about being gay) (good stuff).

95. Share your favourite quote.

I literally don’t have one because there’s so many. I’ll share one of my faves tho:

“’I love you,’ I say to him, only it comes out, ‘Hey.’ ‘So damn much,’ he says back, only it comes out, ‘Dude.’“ From I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson.

96. What is the meaning of life?

To grow and live fully, however you define that.

97. Do you like horror movies?

Nope nope noopety nope.

98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?

Yikes yeah. Well I didn’t make her cry I suppose. She started talking about to me about sad she was that she was gonna leave us alone on this planet after she died and I don’t think I helped very much when she started asking me my views on humanity later on in the conversation and she realized that I’m not v optimistic.

99. Do you feel lucky or special in a way?

Yeah! I have a really good relationship with most of my family and no one else writes the way I do stylistically since that’s something so unique to every individual. I feel really lucky for many reasons actually. Those are just the ones that come to mind the most often.

holy crap that was long. Thank you so so much for asking anon! I hope your day is going good and if it’s night time like it is here that you have a good night!

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#anon #mail time

[qwertyplier-blog]

Chapter One- New Life

I'm sure having a blast packing my new bedroom in the big city, Los Angeles. Not. I never wanted to come here. It was a great place and you are defenetly lucky if you get to live here. But it's just so, well, not my type. I was fine back in Columbia, Ohio. But my damn sister Lillian wanted us to move here because of her 'job'. Lillian was 14 years older than me. She loved going out with her friends and loved me. But now, I know that is a lie because she made me move here. Our parents needed a 'get-way' and moved to Honolulu, Hawaii. I haven't seen them both for 7 years. Sad. Anyway, I set up my bed and placed all my clothes in my closet. The closet was huge here. You can say its as big as a sitting room here. I did the usual rest and met Lillian in her bedroom setting up her room with pastel blue everywhere. Lillian and I loved pastel colors. My room was pastel pink. "Liliana! How do you like everything so far? Isn't this place beautiful?" Lillian said in a cheery tone. "Suuuure" I drag my word in a boring fashion. "Fuck you" I whisper under my breath. "C'mon Lili! You will love it. Sooner or later. Let's go paint the living room pastel purple." She was in love with pastel colors. "Okay..." -Le Time Skip- After Lillian and I got done painting and moving the furniture in, I headed to the bathroom and looked at myself through the mirror. Paint was all over my face and body. 'Ugh' I whine to myself. I strip my clothes off in front of the mirror, watching myself. Boys in my other school always said I had a beautiful body shape. And I knew it. I finshed taking off my clothes and put them to the side. I stepped into the shower and turned the handle to turn on the faucet. "Ahggg!" I screeched. I forgot that the water starts off cold when you first turn it on. I hate my life. I stepped out of the shower and waited for the water to heat up. Damn I hate this place. -Le Time Skip- I got out of the shower when I was finally done. I took at least half an hour. Lillian was napping on the couch. I chuckled a bit and when to my bedroom. I admired the pastel pink dust everywhere. It was just so pretty. I grabed panties and and huge T-shirt and slipped them on. The window curtains were slightly opened. So I took the advantage to witness the beautiful, sparkling stars up in the sky outside. They reminded me of my childhood. They would twinkle, and stop. Then another would twinkle, and stop. But then, I remember. The first day of my new school is in two days. Fuck. I turned my head to the clock. 9:56 p.m. Fuck...again. I thought I would tell my sister, but she was asleep. So I took a peice of paper and wrote Lillian this: Yo yo, big sister. Sooo u know dat school is in lyke 2 dayz. Yeep... We gotta wake up early to get all my shite tomorrow. Before the lines are too long. This is L.A and there are lots of people here. There will be lines. So wen u see dis u wake meh up early. Im 2 lazzy to put a timer on. Byeeeeeee P.S *farts r awesome* I am a fucking 12 year old by heart. I carefully placed the note by Lilli and left to my room and fell asleep like a little baby... Zzz Zzz -after 8 hours of slumber- "Wake up fuzzy head!" I heard my sister whisper while shaking my shoulder back and forth. I was not a morning person. I hated waking up and having to brush my teeth and take a shower and make breakfast. That was all out of my league. "Leave..meh...al..one" I whine while half asleep. "What do you mean? You told me to wake you up. Now get up!" Lilli pushes me off the bed that makes a 'Thud' on the ground. "Okay, okay" I moan while lying with my head on flat on the ground. So I did the usual. Brush teeth, take shower, change clothes, and prepared breakfast. "You ready?" Lillian threw the meys up and down while having her shoulder rest on the door frame. "You know it" We both head outside and get in her car. I looked for a radio that wouldn't be playing a song from the 50's because it was a Thursday. Finally I found a station that played Beyonce's song "Formation" that I was in love with. "Yass bitch" I snapped my hands in the air while waving them side to side. Lillian and I sang the entire song together. "My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana. You mix that Negro with that Creole make a Texas Bama!" We sang as we laughed after every line. We made it to Five Below and got school shit. Like bags, pencils, pens, shoes. Lots and lots of shoes, outfits and the necessary. When we were done, Lillian and I thought we should go to the mall to get random stuff we would want. While we are walking, Lillian turned her head towards a guy. He had dark hair and blue eyes with a perfect jawline. I knew she was drooling for that dude. "You like what you see?" I ask un a sarcastic tone. "Well yeah. He's gorgeous." - "Hey maybe you should go talk to him." She walks towards the mystery man and soon starts a conversation with him. Awe. She runs back. "HE ASKED FOR MY PHONE NUMBER!!!" she yells loud enough that people outside the mall can hear her. "Mhm, yeah, great." I nod. She was going on and on about this guy. So I pretended to listen. "Big sis? I wanna go home." I say in an inasent voice. "Lets go then" We soon left the mall. But when we had left, it was pitch black outside. We had been at the mall for 8 hours straight. We burst with laughter and get into the car. I roll down the window and lay my eyes on a man who looked pretty cute. He wore glasses, had a section of his hair dyed red, and had the most handsome faces ever. He was sitting on the front of a car with a few other people that looked pretty cool. I loved his laugh. It was beautiful. I was trying not to fall in love. But as soon as he turned his head to me, I blushed and looked at my sister and yelled "STEP ON IT!" And we left. -Time skip- I got home and did my night routine and got my stuff ready for school the next day. But I couldn't get that boy off my mind. He really seems like my type. I rested my head on the pillow and fell in slumberland. This is a fan fic im writting btw. Just borf

[evergreen-dryad]

old bnha wip #3 (kacchako)

In which a cheerful witch drags a resentful grouch of a brawler on a sidequest to hunt down spirits across the old sites of the country. It'll be fun, she said. . She never told him exactly what she was running away from.

It’s too late now. Blood drips off the blade that sunk into her, silently. Blood wells from the wound punctured into her, like ink spreading through paper.

The weapon slides out of her. Mouthless, Katsuki watches her body fall. He sees it all too clearly — the light from the flames afford no mercy. As if through treacle, he lunges before she can tumble to the ground.

The assassin looks at him, clearly amused. A snide little smile briefly rolls over their — no, her— face before it disappears. All the while, the strange curved blade glints purple as it soaks up the blood greedily.

The spell breaks as she breaks into a gleeful laugh.

(This is no assassin, now with the way she’s carrying herself. This is a hyena.)

“Get away from her,” His voice finally breaks through.

"Aww, look at you, all pale," she snarls through a wide grin, a finger on her chin, dagger wending through her hair. “I like the way your face looks like now,” said as casually as you please — as if she hadn’t just blotted out the world. The light in it. Ochako’s smile briefly flashes before his eyes and he feels it as keenly as a knife.

As if the world hadn’t stopped turning, when it clearly had for Katsuki.

* “Hey—” Katsuki, who had just been sharpening the blade of his axe, thank you, just started grinding faster.

“Hello, I’m trying to talk to you—” God, this one was not going away.

“What do you want,” he bit out, never stopping in his motion. The scraping screech never stopped. But that didn’t deter the determined smile in this one’s face.

“Quest!” She said it clearly, like the ding of a nail. Just like the fucking blacksmith’s son next door. A scowl foamed from Katsuki. “What does that have to do with me, ha?”

“I’m looking for a partner to go looking for spirits with me,” She cheerily told him in that annoying way like she’s about to rub an elbow in his ribs. “So come questing with me-”

“No.” He didn’t even need to waste his breath. What was he still doing here? At that he started to get up from his slouch on the ground, picking up the whetstone and his weapon.

“Aw, come on, please?” She stepped in front of him, cloak swishing around her ankles, tawdry at the edges.

He stood and glared at her, arms crossed. “I don’t play games, Round-Face.”

He sneered at her, squinting at her gait, trying to work her out. He’d seen her around the village for sure, but who was she again?

She had no clear weapons on her. An utility belt of leather, and a long object bound to her back. His eyes narrowed. One from the mage community then?

She smiled, reading his gaze. “I’m a witch, yes. Would it really kill you to go on one side-quest, Bakugou?”

“I don’t even fucking know your name, or your abilities, or why this should be worth my time,” he snapped, suddenly furious. Not that he wasn’t already simmering at the bit, constantly irritated by all the damn NPCs that kept trying to make small talk with him. “We are not even friends.”

“I’m Uraraka Ochako, remember that thank you. We met just a year ago at the marketplace and our families have traded a few commodities. You know perfectly well what witches can do.” She smiled at him, assured of herself. That pissed him off. Who freaking cared about all these common people’s backstories?

A teasing glint stole into her eyes as she tilted her head a little to the side.“You’re not the first ghosthunting companion I’d want either,” she’d sighed, almost pouting.

“THEN?” He fumed. “What the hell are you doing bothering me?” He almost wanted to strike the rude wench.

“Because you seem like the perfect complement to my abilities, and also!” She pointed a finger at him, making him lean back in distaste. “You’re fierce enough to scare any bad spirits away!”

“CALL ME SCARY, HA?” He gave into the urge to snap, a frown twisting up his face. Clank, goes his axe as he throws it to the ground.

She laughed. She seemed to find it — him, funny. “Yup, exactly like that!”

* There’s no one who can help them in this wilderness. The nearest healer happens to be the one who’s dead right now.

The killer had sauntered away easily enough. Seemed like she'd gotten what she'd wanted.

Mouth dry, Katsuki finally breaks. He screams — finally lets out the hoarse cry that’s been building in his throat since her body flashed in front of him. Holds her up to the light of the fire. But he already knows she’s beyond hope now. Because: “What the fuck, Uraraka?!” How dare she go dying on him? What the hell??

It’s all he can do to hold it together. He’s so angry he doesn’t even know how to begin. (Don’t die for me you nitwit you idiot you round-faced mess of a witch why I’m the warrior in your party?!)

Healers stay in the back, bring up the rear for a reason. And she just did the stupidest fucking thing he's ever heard of in this life.

* “No. I’m focusing on the Main Quest,” he barked. Only two of the scattered Treasures had been recovered in the realm — long ago, the king had issued a proclamation for all young and able to aid in seeking them out. Many of the adventurous had stepped up, for the promise of glory and riches. And of course, immortality.

Travelers and merchants had whispered of various parties of people, bravely searching and fighting come what may, what lies yonder over the forests and mountains.

Here lie dragons, and they were slayed, and the treasure returned.

For what is man without trying to leave a mark, before the waves of time wipe the sands of history clean?

Bakugou Katsuki, son of tailors Masaru and Mitsuki, was singlemindedly determined to be the Greatest Champion of them all.

“Living is just as important,” she chided, steps light beside his, hands swinging side to side as she followed him. Irritated, he increased his pace, but she never backed down.

“Not all of us want to slave away like mindless soldiers for the realm, you know. What would uniting all the Treasures do anyway? Does anyone know?” She squinted at him. “We don’t even know what they look or smell or feel like, most of us common people that is. For all we know it’s faded into myth now,” she continued, turning her palm to stare at its lines.

Aware of his increasing outrage, she turned to look at him with an easy, almost sheepish grin. “Not that I don’t want to, too. I just need to focus on my family first. And that means going on these quests with actual material returns.” She stared at him, awaiting his answer.

* Never told him there was a killer waltzing around waiting to wear her face, what the fuck.

He cradles her face, from the slight gash on her forehead, to the line of her jaw. He’d barely managed to save it.

* spirit quest camp shenanigans “That wasn’t so bad now, right, Bakugou?” The cheery little chit that’s the witch beside him — who dragged them out here in the middle of fucking nowhere in the first place — even has the damned energy to smile. Who the heck huffs a laugh like that while trying to act all patronising — you know what, scratch that thought. He’s met a-plenty who do that. Try to sweeten him up with honeyed words, when looks, material wealth doesn’t impress, doesn’t sway him to their side.

He bites. “That,” he said, “was too fucking tedious.” He shot her the stinkeye as they, of accord, settle down against the cool stone of the temple and start to set up camp. “We’re not done yet, are we,” he snarked, poisonous. He began sorting through the provisions they have on hand — and what loot they’d managed to gather.

Trailing ghosts for their items, ugh. What a waste of time

Let her collect the firewood, he’s had enough of the backbreaking work for today.

* “You know,” she began, out of the blue one day. They had just finished dinner, and she was staring wistfully up at the sky, fingers steepled beneath her chin. “You know what I said before about you not being who I’d choose as a partner? I take that back.”

Katsuki who had just grunted to show he was listening, found himself nearly spluttering. Whether from indignation or of shock he wasn’t sure. “Oh now you do?” What did I do now, his eyebrows knitted, but he couldn’t be bothered to ask.

She smiled at him, almost fond. “Yeah. You,” She began, only to stop again, seemingly at a loss of words.

Katsuki let a smirk spread over his face. “Yeah go on?”

She shot a look at him, almost an eyeroll. “Back then, I decided on you not because of your… lovely personality,” she hid a cough of laughter after a sideeye from him, “but because I decided — I guess I’d unconsciously decided I wanted someone who could watch my back.” She hesitated again, but briefer this time. “Someone who would definitely be able to fight on their own.”

“Basically you wanted to ride someone’s coattails,” he said drolly.

She flushed. “That may be right but all the same, I also knew I wanted to be stronger, so I thought I shouldn’t go for someone too kind. Someone who’d keep kicking me to get better. Someone,” she paused, glancing at him, “I admire a lot, and can work hard with.”

Katsuki felt his face freeze before he launched into a wide, cocky grin. “Oho, you sure are singing my praises today.”

She finally gave in to rolling her eyes. “I was trying to say you’re not so bad after all, despite being a stubborn arse toerag who keeps shouting till all the birds flee from all the explosions you make. So thank you, for coming along.” She finished with a single arch of her eyebrow. “And anyway, you’re pretty funny when you lose your temper, so thanks for the laughs.”

* Dusk is falling. The light paints the clouds orange, as they begin to slow down, breaths shuddering.

They’ve been hunting all day.

They’re somewhere off the beaten path back to the nearest village — the trees tower all around them, and shadows fall fast here. Night is fast approaching. They definitely can’t make it back to the lights of civilisation in time.

The voice is as sudden as it is disconcerting.

“Found you, my little bird~”

Ochako turns, and her face freezes. It’s as if she’s seen a ghost. “You—”

Katsuki doesn’t need to know any more than that. He whips out his weapon and swings it at their head, but—

—as easily as a breath they’ve sidestepped him. A small blade whisks by his cheek, taking some skin off — irritating him even more. He roars and rushes back in, only to be thwarted by this assailant’s constant darting all over the place. “What the fuck—”

“Katsuki!” He dimly hears Ochako cry out through the blood pumping in his head. “Stop! We need to regroup—”

“SHUT UP! I can settle this!” He yells back. What the hell, didn’t she trust him? The sudden annoyance sours within him, fueling his rage, his need to go all out. He swings the blade of his hatchet once more at the head of the attacker, before aiming a punch.

It hits, but he does not count for the momentum of the movement throwing him off-balance for a kilter. It’s enough for them to dart by and—

Katsuki readies his guard—

Only to realise a split-second later that they had never meant to fight him in the beginning.

Ochako gurgles, a pained breath hissing out, hands splayed out for a spell that couldn’t form quick enough. Light crumbles from her fingertips.

* -sequence where with last dying breath ochako transfers lifesource to him- -flashback where ochako uses skill- -katsuki tries to do the same despite knowing she’s gone but he doesn’t know what to do anymore- -he just shuts down after that, the realisation she’s not coming back- -only enough to bring her body back to the parents if close enough-/bury if not ~ "I'll come back for you one day, Katsuki," She singsongs, sickeningly sweet, before she deigns to take her departure. "Remember my name! I'm Toga Himiko!"

He spits after her.

Never. She's a killer, that's all she is.

He throws himself into fighting mindlessly. Katsuki does not deviate from his path of destruction — never thinking of the heart he always tried too hard to run from.

//and since I’m at it I might as well yeet out this fantasy au outline I had for kacchako, was prompted angst, did not get round to writing how they bond and such.

...it was 2018 when I wrote it, pretty unlikely I’ll write it anymore, so enjoy? :D

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