#yeah thats my wife

[saym0-0]

need more mechs x tma aus with mechs ships, i feel like this is an unexploited form of comedy. this is entirely because i think ashes-is-basira and ashes-and-tim-are-married are two things that can and should coexist

#the mechs #the mechanisms #tma #the magnus archives #tma x mechs #polymechs would also be funny #im thinking of this in the college band au but it would also be funny as just. actual space pirates #tim drops by the archives one time fully masc and basira is like #yeah thats my wife #they tell everyone that its bc tim wore the dress so he gets the wife title #actually that's probably their actual reasoning too #sayms mechs headcanons #not really but still #saymbles #mechs x tma au

[jauffre]

I dreamt for so long. My flesh was dull gold...and my blood, rotted.

#elden ring #malenia #soulsborne #* #*er #*sb #yeah thats my wife #u know i had to do it to em (create a post that matches my theme)

[hiemaldesirae]

train ride

#yeah so. i think about csm a lot #so many makima scenes. so fucking many #and vox as the control devil fucking WORKS too thats like. maybe the worst part #people respect him look up to him as an idol and hes got basically a monopoly on the whole of hell its power and entertainment #sigh. i hate to compare him to makima though #my wife would never groom a teenager (he hates children) but i do fully believe hed pull out all the stops on al if necessary #🌗 art tag #hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox

[haemosexuality]

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE????????? #''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT'' #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit. #adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again. #as a thing* that could have happened

[zombiecheri]

I really hope Mizu and Taigen never end up together. I don't exactly dislike Taigen's character but I don't see him with Mizu. It would be so forced to me. "he bullied you in past and now likes you" trope is so shitty in my opinion. So overused, so boring, so cliche. It's doing nothing to me.

I don't see Mizu with Akemi either. As much as I want Mizu with a girl (mostly because I need a confirmation that she's indeed wlw), I don't think they're compatible. I don't see Mizu with anyone at this point. I don't think she needs a love interest. Not all characters need one, plus her past would make sense why she wouldn't want it.

Anyways, if Mizu does end up with Taigen I'll be very disappointed. I lied a little bit when I said I didn't dislike him, he is very annoying to me. He's not bad, just annoying, uninteresting and unfortunately very boring. He does nothing for me as a character.

Walmart Zuko mixed with Shang with a bald spot (I'm jealous over pixels what the fuck is my life)

#i hope i dont upset any taigen x mizu fans with this #i lied idgaf i hope y'all are upset #that ship is so ass im sorry #mulan x shang my ass taigen isn't a half the man shang is #anyways yeah #obviously im jealous over pixels #because she's too good for him #too good for any man #mizu needs to be with me #im her wife #I'd never fumble like mikio or treat her like taigen tbh #blue eye samurai #mizu #rant #personal #oh god this is kinda pathetic #but to be fair its 8am and i have a fever so thats my excuse

[smokbeast]

Glow

#something i been kicking at over the days with lewis #drswing that large nightmare attacked my hand to finish him and another oc cause i gnhn big men.. #lewis is generally actually really shy when it comes to gentle touches and affection #specifically with the people he really cares about #when he gets overly surprised or emotional the core in his chest begins to flare up and glow #like a very very warm nightlight #its really soft and not overly hot ever #but yeah hes very gentle ;×; #art #my art #comic #my ocs #lewis #monster #demon #creature #skeleton oc #wife ocs #minerva #thats his tiny wife..

[veggiecorner]

I saw someone on Twitter talk about how BOTW-verse Zelda wouldn't have kids, which would end the goddess bloodline and now it has me thinking like....did every Zelda...always end up having kids? For thousands of years? Was the bloodline continuous since Skyward Sword Zelda (which has to be like...hundreds of thousands of years AT LEAST at this point). It's interesting to think about in a scenario where a Zelda doesn't manage to have kids....how does the bloodline come back...

#but to add to the first point: i do like the idea of Zelda (botw/totk) not having kids #she would just raise her found family #we know Zelda is good with kids but her own??? idk...i just see it as her being like “the people of hyrule are my family” #link who has been wondering if their kids would have her hair or his hair: hm? yeah? oh okay. sure. yeah. yeah.. #(he'd definitely agree with her but i like to think he's often thought about family stuff...he wants to be in his his trad wife era) #anyways just things i thought about thats weird about the timeline and lore #shout out to botw/totk for being inconsistent! #i also think it would be a nice end for her character arc too? #she's been so pressured about goddess's powers #the royal family/line #her duty #etc #it'd be weird if she has a kid (god forbid a DAUGHTER) and doesn't fear history to repeat itself for them #okay rant over bye #is it though #botw #totk #zelda #zelink #because i mention link here KJDBAJK #and my mind will always be on some zelink shit

[the-kipsabian]

#kip sabian #penelope ford #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #actual superstars..... #anyways yeah thats it for me maybe if i one day can go back to watching this i'll make more #my beloved #kip in a box #vampire wife #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[yonpote]

also if youre ace/aro and you see something in yourself in the way dnp present their relationship, that is also fine!!!!! thats great!!!! because yes friendships CAN look like what dnp have! you can kiss and hug and fuck and move in with and marry and ritually sacrifice your friends and its totally cool! thats just not what dnp are. and its fine to still look up to what they have in that way, cuz it doesnt matter if its a romantic or platonic bond that youre looking towards. what matters is that youre looking toward a very strong relationship built on trust of the other person. on a personal note, im aro myself and realized i was projecting how i feel about romance onto dnp by accident, but i still find value in looking at the bond they have even if im not looking for romance.

#cuz its like yea they ARE best friends theyre also partners. yknow how straight ppl are like my best friend is my wife <3 #yeah thats them. theyre each others wives #myrambles

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

NAH NO ABSOLUTELY NOT TELL MEEE TEEEELLLLL MEEEEEEE WHY I WAS PEACEFULLY SCROLLING TIKTOK AND I SEE ONE COMMENT SECTION FLOOODEEDDD WITH SHIT LIKE "astoria greengrass hate club lol" "astoria haters ⬇️⬇️⬇️" "I can't stand astoria" WHAAATTT WHAT THE FUUCCKK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKING ABOUY WHTA THE VBGAGSJSLW I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE ON ABOUT IM GONNA FUCKINGFHFHFJFUFKM WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEEAAANN SHUT THE FYCK UPP OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT DID SHE EVER DO?????

anywayz number one astoria greengrass defender love her so much I will skin your whole body with my teeth if you try and fuck with her that is MY GIRL <3<3<3

#WHAT ARE THEY EVEN HATING???? THE THREE LINES ABOUT HER WE GET TALKING ABOUT HOW LOVELY SHE IS???? TF??? #AT LEAST SOME HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT THEY HATE HER JUST BECAUSE SHES WRITTEN SO HORRIBLY IN FANFICS #YEAH CAUSE ALL THE DRACO SUCK UPS NEED TO GET HIS ACTUAL WONDERFUL WIFE OUT THE WAY TO SELF INSERT THEMSELVES AS AN UNRECOGNISIBLE HERMIONE #OR MAKE HIM SOME WEIRD LITTLE DEFENCELESS TWINK THATS BEING FORCED INTO AN ARRANGE MARRIAGE W/ A MEAN EVIL WOMAN SO HARRY CAN COME SAVE HIM #OHHHH YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME HATE FANFICTION IM SO ANGRY #THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY DISCERNING FANON FROM CANON IS SO IMPORTANT BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN #SHUT UP OH MY GOD #im so mad #ASTORIA GET BEHIND ME 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺 #JUST SO YOU KNOW DRACO WOULD HATE ALL OF YOU FOR SAYING THIS SHIT 🗣🗣🗣 #this is not directed at any dramione or drarry fans who actually give astoria some sense of justice i dont hate all of you <3 #JUST PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO MY GIRL #astoria greengrass #astoria malfoy #drastoria #hpcc #i cannot comprehend that this angel of a woman HAS HATERS?????? #fucking crazy out here bro #harry potter fans are something else oml #i hate tiktok gonna delete my entire account now ive had enough #/j

[stabby-biscotti0152]

Just two dudes hanging out

#team thunder? team thunder ❗❗ #also i have a hc that johnny absolutely did his ex-wife's hair for date nights so he's an expert here trust #yeah he's missing a few strands but thats ok #johnny cage #mk johnny cage #raiden #mk raiden #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat fanart #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat fandom #mk1 #mortal kombat #fanart #ibispaintx #my art #digital art #whats their ship name tho does anyone know? #stabby does talking #art wip #work in progress #Faraday cage

[shrimpchip123]

silly au my friends (shoutout 2 glyn & zee!!!!!!!) and i came up with where scar is a Rich Guy who pulls up to the gas station grian works at everyday with his butler who he pretends is his grandpa and buys one pack of orange trident gum every single time which grian finds very weird and off-putting

#my art #scarian #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #fanart #trafficshipping #scar doesnt actually drive there himself his butler does #but when theyre like within a block of the gas station the butler has to sit in the backseat and give scar the front seat #so it looks like he was driving the car #grian notices and hes tells his friends about it hes like theres this guy in a fancy looking car who regularly stops by the gas station but #for some reason the car stops by the exact same block everyday for five minutes then drives up to the station. and for some reason #when the car starts moving again the driving gets really rugged... what does he do in those five minutes is he drinking alcohol? #'that would explain the trident' 'yeah ur right' LOL #scar accidentally rolls down the wrong window one time and grian sees his butler in full suit in the backseat and hes like #..? whats the occasion..? and scars like ummmmmmmmmm Thats my um grandpa were driving to his wifes funeral and grians like um. ok #rich guy scar au

[fearyandear]

*sobbing* I don't care what happens with Mahiru's next trial music video, I'm voting her innocent!!!

#mahiru milgram #milgram mahiru #milgram #milgram trial 2 #I DONT WANT HER TO DIE #i am always back and forth with her cuz i keep belittling her crime but no like yeah that shit was bad and unhealthy #I CANT HELP THAT I LIKE HER and that i think it's bullshit that kazui was voted innocent #I know ive been wrong before in my theories but imagine if it turns out he thinks women are disposable now and thats why he #didnt help mahiru #and why his next song is Cat #i think him 'loving the memory of his wife' and his sad act is a cover :/ dont trust it #anyways #free mahiru and get her help please #fear me

[juniaships]

Disney when they find out i ship their mcu heroes with black women:

#except Loki his wife is White but thats bc im cool with Mia Wasikowska #but yeah Steve; Peter Parker (all three of them); Thor; and Sam are with Black Women #who knows I might pair Bucky and Bruce Banner with some too #AND WOLVERINE AND ANGEL AND SCOTT AND MAGNETO AND HANK AND NIGHTCRAWLER TOO AHAHAHAHAHA #EVEN JOHNNY STORM GOT A BLACK GIRLFRIEND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA #WE GONNA NIGGAFY THE MCU WHAT THE MOUSE GONNA DO BOUT IT? MAKE A SHITTY METAHUMOR MOVIE ABOUT ME? #FAT FUCKING CHANCE!!! #marvel x black!reader #mcu x black!reader #black self shipper #black ocs #yeah the characters are all Fanmade out my own mind >:}

[literalite]

started watching hell's paradise and i fuck heavy with this manlet of a main protag

#hes just the worlds shortest wifeguy i have to respect that along with all the ass he kicks #bro cannot shut up about his entire motivation is going home to his wife. like thats it for him LOLL he isnt even like yeah revenge for #getting betrayed or anything its just. i wanna see my wife. and have a normal life with her #seph.txt

[sqlmn]

OC RNG stuff.

-Lucinda is engaged to the oldest prince in a family of nine where there are 8 brothers and then the youngest is the only girl. She adores her future husband. -Ink Blot is a really dumb mage who acts as a street performer using fake magic despite being an actual mage. He just wants to be the center of attention. -Ruby and Luce are from the same plot (thank you RNG I love the dream wardens). They're part of different pairs and basically just patrol to keep dreams in check. Ruby and Luce also don't really meet each other in canon. Their routes don't overlap but they both interact with the main duo which is Colette and Marcus. (Ruby wants to beat Marcus up while Luce wants to kiss Marcus for what it matters.)

#i really love luce hes just so calm and collected in front of marcus and colette to try and look reliable #but hes actually one of the younger wardens who is made to replace his partner's old partner #so hes with sil and sil is just watching him for the first decade like why is he so awkward #when will he warm up to me or the other wardens he meets why is he always so tense #and then something happens and luce is sent into a panic because he learns that marcus used to laugh with sil and the retired warden #hes like ???? WHY DOES HE HATE ME ? WHAT DID I DO? and sil is like the guy is older than me and doesnt do change well #thats all there is to it he got used to my old partner and youre a wrench in the comfort zone hell get over it tho #and when marcus laughs for the first time in front of luce it is SO over for luce he would do anything for marcus #but then you get marcus who is telling colette i have to say things took an unexpected turn with sils partner #i went from fine with robert to being abandoned by robert to do you think luce is cute cause i think hes cute #and marcus is very much IM SO GAY which is fair cause colette is like MM YEAH SAME #and then you guys gotta realize i love my silly lil prince group where the oldest bro has a really cool future wife #and then the second oldest is like hey bro im stealing your wife for the afternoon and lucinda is like i see i see #and then the second oldest and lucinda just spend the entire afternoon dancing and shes happy to indulge him #then the third oldest is the original main one where he and the castle witch are on a mission to help another kingdom #but like the fact the oldest has an arranged marriage with a woman he loves #and the second youngest is in love with the son of two castle aids #who happens to be 40 and very worn out with stress from having to turn the second oldest down all the time #then the third oldest has a crush on a prince from the kingdom hes trying to help but the crush is on like an 18 year old #so the 2nd and 3rd oldest are constantly bickering over what the other sees in their crushes #anyway hi i love my ocs (gestures to them) #and ink was a really minor character in the plot bc it was mostly me paying attention to a dumbass vampire #and this thief who had to help the dumb vampire get home bc he has no sense of direction and had been abducted