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3-6 ok ngl s3 so far has been mid.. i think i'm paying attention less.. high10k was funny•
3-7 murphy looks cool this ep.. •
"it's weird." "how?" "well - everybody likes him." ..... "that's f'd up." •
hector looks cute this ep, so does kaskae ... also kaya :-) •
"fear no more" on van w 'fear' repeating on speaker n 'fear' on back was a cool bit .. •
i meant to note it then(2-6) but didnt so will now bc theyre going to her.. when murphy left lucy, just no one questioned it.. they rly thought he killed her ? interesting. . •
the man watching murphy eat this brain rn feels sexual .. lmfaoo then he puts a gun to him •
operation bite-mark
need a spark, did u carry on
need to hear ur call
we've been gone - you've been gone too long
c-z wannabe, that's me
i need to see murphy
talk to me - please don't freeze
on my knees beggin hear my plea
whoo! •
ready?
i'm kaya on the wire
can't get by ya, why ya try it
ain't a liar, mama
mercy is my business
and my business is on fire
still alive at the northern lights
we had a fright but we alright
we ok, we hold tight
every day, day by day x5
day by day •
kaya in the sky-a B)
lol the man leaving his hand w his middle finger up for murphy•
3-8 sketchy n skeezy r baack .. tbh they r worse than i rmbr .•
"lost causes are worth dying for! yeaahh, wooo!" my lovr (inmydreamsofc)•
"fear turns us into monsters; no less violent than the enders and no more alive than the z's." •
"who won the election anyway?" "everyone wrote in the same thing.. 'that weed doctor'" •
3-9 i forgot abt vasquez... ahh damn... well hi n bye vasquez :/ .... i feel like if roberta warren n teresa mendoza could team up, in either of their worlds.. pheww ... o hi lucy .. wth's happenin w hector •
3-10 murphy -_- 10k :(.. here we go w lucy.. doc looked cute this ep•
3-11 doc at the table ... •
oh hell no..
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3-12 perhaps murphys best look.. damn he changes sm.. lets see
1. s1e1-4, skin - white, hair - br/shaggy . 3/5
2. s1e5-12, skin - white, hair - bald 2/5
3. s1e12-s2e12, skin - blue, hair - br/buzzed 2/5
4. flashback s2ep14, skin - white, hair - br/fancy? 3/5
5. s2e13 - s3e6, skin - blue, hair - bl/shaggy 3.5/5
6. s3e7-s3e11, skin - blue+white, hair - bl/shaggy 4/5
7. s3e12-?, skin - lavender?+blue, hair - wh/fancy 5/5•
ahhhh murphy n warren purpleroom scene... the tension, the looks! ooo when warren pulls out the brain n looks at him like :/ •
lol 10k n red r cute but sun mei bein completely over them is funnier •
"you dont understand." "if i did, i'd kill myself." ooof. .... "you know what they'll do to us." "i know." "we need you. - help me, warren." n warrens facee :') •
•^i need to rewatch killing eve.... n mayb the 100 but idk abt that.. but gahh enemies to/and(lol) lovers •
3-13 lucy ep, fun.. doc n addy at end were cute•
3-14 man ending the season w not 1 but 4 ppl jumpin off a cliff + 2 ppl shot. incredible •
• overall .... 2.5 .. not my fav apparently •
4-1 "2 yrs later, things have gotten worse" then showing warrens helldream, so funny •
intro - bulletbulletbigbullet.. •
aww warren n murphy this ep r so cute •
4-2 addy n 10k bullet moment, cool ... hi sarge •
4-3 "no one said anything about frickin canada!" "you got a problem with canada?" "yeah i do it's far" murphyagain •
4-4 "well if you're going im going. idk what's going on in that head of urs but i'm gonna throw a little faith ur way." murphy n warren 🤝•
4-5 warren n this elevator is reminding me of beef.. man that still is one of the most surprising n disturbing scenes ever .. i think beef was the best show i seen in 2023.. outta 66 •
10k "i love dog food! puppy chow's my stuff, man!"
sarge waking up - "we saved u some puppy chow" "oh! *eats it quick* *notices bird w her* bird? bird. bird! i found a bird! *shoves fist w bird in air* it was alive when i got it."
doc n murphy n warren "hey, let me see that." .... "murphy?" "hmm?" "did you eat the bird?" "*coughs feathers* no." "never mind that." lmaoo one of the funniest scenes •
"well now what are we gonna do?" "i don't know abt u but i'm just gonna curl up and die." doc lmao •
"what is our fate?" .. "i'm not sure. i just feel it. it's like i felt the first time i laid eyes on you, murphy. i didn't know the how, why, or any of the what was coming next. the second i saw you i knew my job in life was to get you wherever the hell you were going." "..when you put it that way." warren n murphyyy •
4-6 sarge is so pretty ugh, warren ofc is gorgeous .. aww lucy :( ughh murphy n warren </333 "goodbye july, hate to see u go - so fast that i got a bloody nose" •
4-7 warren n murphy getting pissed for each other.. warren when theyre zapping murphy 2x, murphy "you son of a bitch, i'm gonna beat you til the clown meat shows" •
4-8 awww kaya n jz :') nana tooo.. •
warren n murphy being in mindscape together but her seeing dreamhell n him seein a nice field , til he burns "i felt it - what she's feeling. it's excruciating." n them lookin at each other ....... •
"you think this will be over? i call that faith." "nah, that's just basic survival. you gotta believe this will end, right? if you don't - hug a zombie." pftt •
4-9 awww kaya n cz n jz :') •
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whenever i hear that I am your grandma song it just makes me think of cybermen . sorry <3
#yeah i watched doctor who . what r u gonna do?? kill me????? if ur here you watch mcyt . we are the same#Hsjdjdkxjdbkkdjeb#anyways yeah#and its like all over my tiktok too so im just constantly plagued#with the thought of cybermen#r.txt
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thoughts whilst watching jet trash
holy shit, is that cparks doing the voiceover
Great, we're 30 seconds in and I'm already dying inside
Why the fuck is he taking about bears
I'll be ur baby bear Craig
Oh god he's so gorgeous
Who is this child
IS THAT HIS CHILD
OMG KLAUS IS IN THIS
why are they playing Christmas song
oh it's Christmas Eve
SMACK ATTACK
I want to spend Christmas on the beach with someone
@whumpnthings i choose you
Robert 'i just masterbated in the ocean' Sheehan
This film has no subtitles i am :(
'hes found us' i want cparks to find me
cool vibin montage!
TITLE CARD ✨👄✨
'idk the rules but that excited me'
c r a i g omg h e l l o
mmmm drugs
Who is this cool gal on bike?
OH NO SHES LOOKIN FOR ROBO
who is mike, helo mike
why everyone so fuckin hot in this film
where the fuck did mike get that knife from oh my god
ITS HUGE
that's what she said
'i have no idea what day it is' welcome to lockdown
this film is so pretty? WHAT
oh no, they fell of the bikes
plot twist- it's not
sick omg tarot cards
its the eye fuck bit, aaah
Robert Sheehan struggling to speak? same, dude i am a fuckin disaster
you fuckin fuckin fucks i felt that in my soul
please tell me cparks + rshee got married
Shame on them, what cowards
cparks yelled and i jumped
that's a very dead cow
hope they don't get into any, uh, beef
MiKe yOu fUcKeR!
drugs + parties + people make me so nervous literally I'd rather hang w my few mates and do em rather than w a bunch of odd people in a field
Actually that sounds fun, i am a wimp
I was expecting robo Sheehan to hit someone with it and i was gonna laugh
Alas, i was WRONG, this is not a lindsay denton tribute
so, cparks, you want someone to dump a body in the lake? Well, the 1975 said there's no point in buying concrete shoes so
incase you were wondering
aw shit it's the motorbike gal
why is this film so pretty
OmG Hi mIKe
mIkE yOu cAnT FuCkInG sWiM
bye mike
that fuckin buzzin noise is back ffs
oh no mike drowned?
oh no that's DRUGS IN THE SEA!
the sound on this film is so janky wtf
its so soft and quiet and then fuck my ears hurt
mike literally is Tilda Swinton in doctor strange what the fuck
'you are going to prison'
what, is this gonna be ghosted 2.0?
i don't object
anyway
'i don't care what car you drove'
Yeah but them hot pink range rovers are sick as fuck and very very cool
HANG ON, THESE 2 ARE MAKING OUT AND I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S A BODY IN THE BOOT
eh, crime is seggsee
the fuckin BOOT JUST OPENED
abort abort abort abort
oh thank god, he's not dumping her body?
ARE THEY GONNA BEAT UP CPARKS
hold up boys, I'm coming with you!
lemmie just
guys
GUYS
it's the hottub scene!
oh sorry Craig its a jacuzzi
My bad
oh GOD
why did i think craig was going to smack him
there's bubbles oooh
who is the guy in the sunglasses 😳🥺
CrAiG sToP cHoKiNg LeE
'guys wanna bang girls and girls wanna stay the the uk'
well, isn't that disgusting
erm, wow its getting ✨violent✨
Excuse me he just fell in the pool
i know he's not dead yet but there's a
(and his name is ✨Craig Parkinson✨)
why are cows so fuckin CUTE
guys, lee sucks
it was shay oh no he took the money
where is Craig CMON HURRY UP
Nice, they just referenced the films title!
'im so so sorry' cool story bro
AYO HES HERE
oh wow it is his kid
Craig, you suck
MIKE NICELY DONE MATE!
jesus that kid is gonna have so much trauma after that car chase scene
RIP CRAIG, WHY DO U ALWAYS DIE
oh good he's not dead
this small child really fucked them over wow
is he gonna kill the kid CRAIG NO
EXCUSE ME
STOP
STOP TRYNA KILL A KID
Im No LiAr no but you suck
bye bye Craig, stop dying
god bless this woman for getting outta that shitty relationship
that kid is so cute
this is a vaguely happy ending! w0w
THE KID STOLE THEIR MONEY? nice
brilliant, 10/10 mother+daughter bonding
mkay that's it, idk if you made it til the end but ✨thank you if you did✨
#Spotify#welcome to the shitshow#Jet trash#Jet trash reaction#live blogging#Film commentary#i think dylan is in trouble wouldn't be proud of that shit show#Craig Parkinson#Robert Sheehan#welcome to the illegality tag#this film is so beautiful
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just a thought...
....technically, my hot takes
i could rant about doctor who head writer(s) choices and call it out all day long about why [insert action by # doctor here] is just half done or has an allegory to what's happening now but, the doctor would be absolved from said thing because 'it was to save the world/current time period/person here' excuse.
like i could tell you that:
'the silence vs the doctor arch' is actually just an allegory of police brutality towards pocs in history due to systematic racism that's looked away/forgotten about and how the public/the government uses the whole 'but yall killing each other too excuse' or as the silence put it 'you should kill us all on sight' to shift blame of the non-poc's choice to do the same to pocs but, to a horrifying degree ie what 11 doctor does to the silence AND THE RAMIFICATIONS IT CONTINUES TO HAVE EVEN NOW I AM. which makes the doctor a villain especially because he's known as the man in the blue police box or as a 'hero'. And the abuse towards river song in show and by rose stans?? Oh the disrespect?? Her entire arch with the silence is an allegory of black woman being the most disrespected despite going above and beyond and hiding the pain because 'the doctor doesnt like endings'. And both the silence and her are just brushed aside like..... the water parallel. i just - oof but its too early for that moffat drag
or like the constant disrespect to pocs in rtd's era. which made 12 cringe later on with the first doctor but that him cringing on what he did in his tenth incarnation - yeah rtd aint safe either. he allowed girl in the fireplace to be on our screens.
how the doctor treat river the same as jack and donna combined is something that need to be talked about right now. and how even river in her audios with tenth doctor shows that ten really wanted donna back. like his whole vibe was ‘fuck everybody else tho but, donna’ and i just I HAVE QUESTIONS (both as a romantically platonic ship but more importantly, like ten where are you set at? time lord victorious wise with river? where r u? because you and river talking like ‘time lord victorious’-era and i really need that cleared up.
or how when 9 says he the last of the time lords but both iris wildthyme and him were on earth at those times and that he would’ve felt them LIES. SHE WAS THERE! HER TARDIS WAS THERE TOO IN THE FIRST EP OF ROSE! WACK! ‘im the last of my kind weh’ no tf ur not. ‘i would’ve sensed them *taps his temple* in here* APPARENTLY NOT DUMBASS
the whole master/doctor on the eiffel tower - i can drag BOTH DOCTOR AND THE MASTER FOR THIS BABE - yeah chibnall aint safe just because he got ~diversity~ nah i can drag him too.
i could also offer an addition of sorts to dhawan!master's reveal of what hes done to gallifrey by showing her that what he had done was the final act but what tecteun had done before hand was destroy her true home - her forgotten home, pre-tecteun. Just show her the world that she never had the chance to know - the chance to discover - to learn about and of and where she really came from and destroy it. Just to justify further on why he destroyed Gallifrey like that and how the previous thing would just play further into the fact that tecteun and gallifreyans were actually using gentrification on the doctor the entire time and by destroying her home would be stripping her of her culture and then try to pass it off as ~cute~ or a ~style~ so im glad he just chose to straight up kill the colonizers i mean gallifreyans by turning them into the one thing that made them feel the very consequences of their actions and choices on what they done to the doctor. (With the cybermen tech).
i can even drag iris wildthyme by her roots for how she treated panda. idgaf he’s a sentient stuffed panda I WOULD KILL HER ON SIGHT. ‘oh i made sure in every timeline of your existence that you would die just to keep you from being stuck in a painting even though every single version of you would be financially doing well without me and would kill themselves because of me manipulating the situation so you would do that over and over and over BUT HEY YOU’RE NOT STUCK IN A PAINTING!’ i couldn’t be panda, she would be dead. there would be no more iris wildthyme adventures. i rather be stuck in a painting than travel with her ever again or i would just kill her. on sight. no hesitation. sorry katy manning but, you just gonna have to be jo grant forever.
I mean i could go on, i could but, im sleepy while typing this and yes i've been sitting on all that to myself for years but ... i still watch it and it does small steps to address things but, as far as im concerned - [skips several pages] my ending would just be us having a martha audio with ten (because consistancy) and martha series separate from torchwood ok? like rose got one, jackie got one, lady christina got one, fucking jenny got one, every river audio sound like iris wildthyme (and the newer ones with ten is him thirsting and missing DONNA. like rose whomst? apparently in big finish 10 only knows rose tyler when her name misspelled and smudged on his hand) and donna's audios clearly superior amongst all them, so its martha's time to shine. Give her three audios with him.
Because the timelord victorious audios clearly just skipped martha in the trailer and i cant stand here with him having that much thirst for donna and him in the same breath not say martha's name.
Give her some audios with him. Give her standalone audios too and for once, not let her talk about the doctor. I miss noel too, put him in there too.
#ooc#mv: long post#bbc doctor who#doctor who#{its very easy to drag every single doctor}#{i can drag every single timelord. even my own.}#{i'll go further on these things but yeah}
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Taken as I’m watching the episode
Intro cut scene is BAD ASS
until the box part >.>
WHAT NO THEY’RE UNDER WATER FUCK THIS
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
BABY NO OH HONEY
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!
oh thank god it was a nightmare.....
Motherfuckers almost gave me a heart attack
I’m 4 minutes into it, and I need to pause it cuz I literally cannot fucking breathe.
who tha fuck is this bit and why is he making kool aid
why did he throw the lady into the kool aid
I am confusion
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
um ow
I guess now it really IS kool aid
demons like kool aid too ig
ew. nick. why. can he pls just die already ffs
“none of that was my fault” - suck my left nut.
I’m sensing a burial theme here..... I don’t like it.
I hate it too, Sammy.
GODDAMNIT DEAN, TELL YOUR HUSBAND AND YOUR CHILD.
You fuck.
Hi Cass ;A;
Cass is a worried hubby ;-;
I am not okay.
hey it’s the kool aid man again
that is a lot of plastic
Egyptian god you say? *flashback to Osiris - “cuz I’m the judge, son”*
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE KOOL AID
-fist commercial break and i have far more questions than answers.
Hey Mike- mah man - can you like... not?
Hey Dean- Can you fucking not???
Aw honey...
Excuse me, John fucking did what????
I would’ve made him choose between a bedpan or a catheter tbh.
Dumbshit.
Sam. What the fuck. Are you doing.
ow my fucking heart
OH HEY IT’S ABOUT KOOL AID GUY
oh hey is tha- yup. Thanks Dean. yes it is. cool beans
I don’t trust Kool Aid clone.....
Awwwwwwwwwww worried Cass baby <3
He’s so cute <3
UH OH CASS JUST RATTED ON LIL BRO LMFAO
Tell him baby. You tell him
TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND, GODDAMNIT.
F.U.C.K
-second commercial break and idk if I like where this is going.
ahahahahahahahaha Sam is taller than the door frame XD
.......................holy...........................what the..........................jesus f-..........................
oh what the fuck
I don’t care if it’s the red sea. It’s kool aid to me. Just really gross kool aid.
well that’s not creepy at all.
I don’t like this.....
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK.
GO BABY GO BABY GO BABY GO
Yeah Dean <3 That’s my man <3
I’m betting it’s ole donny boy- not god
....................unless it’s lucifer.............
I hope I’m wrong
NONONONONONONONO
JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT WAS THAT
bye kool aid man :’(
they’re gonna have to kill Donnie-boy ain’t they.....
fjuck.
ugh, Nick, go away. fr
I don’t like that the lamp makes a weird face on the wall with the light
wait..............
no................
............no.................
WH.............
I KNEW IT
...................................................oof.
way to go, dumbass.
-third commercial break and I am the uppsetti wheres my spaghetti.
there ya go. dipshit.
“I found who killed you” okay, and?
lmfao marital drama from beyond the grave.
Take him out, hunny!
GET HIM!
I don’t like where this is going.....
yikes.
big oof.
this is more awkward than it is sad.....
whatchya doin there, nick?
that doesn’t sound lonely and pathetic at all.....
DOCTOR SEXY, CASS
LOOK AT THE HUNGER IN DEAN’S EYES GOOD LAWD
mmph
lmfao dean can’t stop staring at castiel lmfao
tell him babe.
ouch. ow. if you know how i feel, why would you say that?
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO
my fucking heart hurts.
I fucking called it
YAY CASS TO THE RESCUE!!! <3 I love him so much
“Get out”, hot omg
hey more burial metaphors, thanks. I hate it.
ooooooooo look at sexy dr angel <3
UGH I LOVE IT WHEN HIS EYES ARE LIT WIT GRACE
draaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaa
i bet Donnie-boy dies
wow that scared the shit out of me
ugh look at Dean’s face <3 what a cutie <3
Dr. Castiel - Miracle worker MD
Commercial break and I am somewhere between warm n gooy cuz Castiel n Dean - and In a lot of fucking pain .-.
hey look, it’s jello lmfao
Oh my god theyre so cute standing next to each other like that kmn
celebrating???
“no rest for the self-destructive” - that’s it, that’s the show.
ouch. Sam. Quit it.
aww, Sam ur little brother syndrome is showing. that’s cute
JESUS CAN WE LIGHTEN UP PLS MY HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH
I am not okay
I shouldn’t be crying cuz I still have an infection but goddamn this is killing me
his voice is breaking and so is my soul
“don’t hit me again, okay?” uh hi, me too thnx
THAT’S IT?! THAT’S THE WHOLE EPISODE?! R U KIDDING ME?!
U CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS
WHAT THE HELL
I’M SO CONFUSED
WHAT THE FUCK
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Someone wrote an essay on ao3 about the topic at hand w/ the controversial laurent/incest,csa abuse being sexualized in fanfic and ,,,bitch
Many fictions are like this. In the essay on ao3 (I don’t wanna link it bc *air horn*) it references Oedipus as having incestual relations. Great, you’re right. What else happens in oedipus though? Well first of all nothing is explicit, second of all, he umm?? What was that?? Oh yeah LITERALLY GOUGES OUT HIS EYES WITH CAPE PINS and Jokasta kills her self jendisnskdnl so this person’s point????
Fiction can contain dark material. Umm yeah?? Duh???????? Did we not all in this fandom read Capri trilogy?????? Of course we’re okay w that. In Capri thought how is csa and incest displayed though??? NOT SEXUALIZED AND IS DISCUSSED AS WRONG. So yeah dark fiction can contain controversial discussions, but many of those movies and books often go on the side of: ”look at this serial killer!! So interesting and wrong!! But fascinating!!” Or even “there is child abuse, rape, it’s explicit, but I as an author am describing it in a way that’s detailed it as disgusting.
Because u wanna kno something?? Any big name controversial book or movie that has dark tones but is still praised???? It’s praised bc it DOESNT promote the activities, its AGAINST them. And any person who doesn’t realize this (such as a guy who has Fight Club as his fave movie, bc he misses the point that it’s about toxic masculinity, and instead feels he is being praised for his toxic behavior) is most likely committing that behavior themselves.
So this isn’t about how “all fiction should be pure and good!!” Bc we all loved Capri, and it wasn’t by any stretch unproblematic and not controversial. But one of it’s core message was: csa & incest is bad. Rape is bad. Slavery is bad. Don’t do any of that.
So it’s not popular books and movies that are the problem we are having with the fandom. It’s the people IN the fandom. Writing the fiction!!!! It’s y’all who wanna write laurent/r*gent fic!!! You wanna sit and go “oh I’m doing this bc *air horn air horn air horn*”
Ive been in fandoms awhile and I’ve SEEN how it works. Y’all who sit and think “every fandom I’ve been in had ppl who were into this why is this fandom so sensitive” news flash we’re not!!! You just managed to find the same nasty assholes in every fandom!!!! Just bc you tell yourself that “I’m writing laurent being raped by his uncle not bc I wanna get off or anything haha simply bc I looooveeee controversial works.” You’re a fucking liar. There are plenty of protags existing that went through sexual abuse that are strong and didn’t have to explicitly depict what happened. And if there were??? It wasn’t depicted as good????
Theres no REASON to want to write laurent/regent or Laurent/auguste except for one reason: you LIKE it SEXUALLY. That’s IT!!!!!!!!! Yes I can understand the human curiosity of “well what exactly did happen??” But that’s not what fandom and sex every equate to. Fanfiction when dealing with sex is 99.99% of the time done for sexual gratification.
Literally the person referenced porn in there essay as something that depicts dark themes like rape. And that further proves my point!!!! Porn is for SEXUAL GRATIFICATION ONLY!!!!!!!!! You can sit and watch fight club or oedipus with your family but I guarantee you pipe up and go “hey Mom and Dad you wanna sit and watch this hardcore rape kink porn w/ me?” You’re gonna get looked at like ur crazy!!!!! So to say “hey ppl in fanfic can write laurent getting raped by his uncle or brother bc it’s in porn” is just the CHERRY on top of my argument. You might as well have written “laurent being raped is a form of sexual gratification for me.” Like?????? Nobody here is fucking dumb?????? I see you. I see what you’re doing.
They said like “people should be comfortable learning about their sexual interests” okay sure bitch if you wanna get consentually spanked or choked by all means explore healthy bdsm porn!! pornhub is free and teaches lessons on healthy sex ed!!!! but if ur gonna openly talk about how you’d wanna read ch*ld (rape) porn and see if it sexually satisfies you?? *slamming buttons on microwave* IM CALLING!! THE POLICE!!!!!
It talks about the “think of the children” argument, most likely bc I said yesterday “hey there are teens here who get their hands on this book and interact with the fandom!” That wasn’t me saying “AHHH WE HAVE TO CENSOR EVERYTHING WE SAY BC BABIES ARE ON THIS SITE!!!!” I believe kids and teens reading adult (more mature I mean, not to be confused with porn, tho, I’m not gonna condemn a 15 year old for watching porn) movies & literature can be beneficial. What I meant was that I’m FANDOM SPACES there are ppl who groom 12-17 year olds w/ talk like “oh incest is fine and age is but a number!” See the difference?????
Me: hey teens out there don’t listen to these ppl who are telling you writing and reading ch*ld porn is healthy & unharmful bc they either dnt realize what they’re doing is wrong, or they are predators themselves
ya’ll demons: Oh so we can’t even say “fuck” because a kid might hear us??? *angry white woman screaming and spitting gif*
A big argument I’ve seen is “well I read it bc it’s how I deal with my trauma of being sexually abused.” Now I’ve talked about this in a recent prior post, but look.....I don’t know who told you it was a healthy coping mechanism to read sexualized (ch*ld) rape porn as a way to heal, but whoever did, yourself or another, ITS WRONG! ITS NOT HEALTHY ITS NOT COPING AND ITS NOT HEALING IM GENUINLY WORRIED ABOUT THE LOT OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS BC YOU NEED TO SEEK ACTUAL MEDICAL THERAPY AND GET HELP BC THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS NOT!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!!!!
It’s not okay. People writing ch*ld porn or incest in any fandom isn’t okay because it’s sexualized. POINT BLANK BITCH!!!!!!!!! Y’all aren’t writing some great novel you’re writing porn!!! To nut off with!!!!!!!!
I don’t need to fucking cite bc I believe wholeheartedly in writing controversial ideas. Lots of ideas can be controversial from Laurent and Damen falling in love, into great fictions like Doctor Zhivago, which was illegal in Russia for a long time Bc of its themes against the regime. All kinds of controversial fictions written.
Rape fiction on an ao3 website where ppl will write explicit ch*ld porn and try to say it’s “just fiction” ?? Get fucked.
#dont like dont read :)#also this isnt shade whoever wrote the essay if you wanna talk!!! lets talk!!!#you want me to publicly tell you i think ur gross for wanting to read laurent being raped by his uncle??#by aaaalllllllllll means lemme hold the door open for you#yeah its long bc i cant write my thoughts in a short manner#or i could but im too lazy to summarize#anyways!!!#im over it i just wanted to put my stance on my blog and also show that yeah i did see the essay and *fart noises*
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hi!!!!! can I please request for a minhyun college au? I am addicted to your writing (･´з`･) thank you in advance xxx
for nu’est ive decided it’d be cool to make them all medical students!! so consider it residency-college!au LOL~
specialty: minhyun is doing his residency in dermatology
is known as the “pretty boy” of the unit and other residents are always joking that patients favor him because,,,,,,,,well one he has gorgeous skin,,,,,,,but everything else about him is literally just as gorgeous
is really sweet and tries his best to be polite,,,,,,even if taking another 10 hour shift is literally going to Kill Him,,,,,minhyun just smiles and is like : ) it’s fine : ) im fine
his superiors like him the most and their favoritism shows because guess who doesn’t get yelled out for taking a five minute snack break? it’s minhyun
but even though he comes off so mannered and mature,,,,,he has a lil nerdy side,,,,,like his phone background is always his cute niece and him but one day someone noticed that his lock screen was literally a screenshot from the transformers movie,,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,,
everyone keeps asking if he’s dating and minhyun is just like,,,,i,,,,,d,,dating?!?!?!?! and they’re like oh my god you have the face and you’re telling us you haven’t used it yet
and minhyun is like ?!?! i use it everyday to eat, to read - and everyone is like oh jesus no that’s nOT WHat we MEANT
but if anyone as much as dares to try to do ‘corrupt’ minhyun (as dongho affectionately refers to it) minhyun just turns pink and bites his lips and is like i!! don’t know anything about that,,,,,
boy is already in residency and sometimes if a patient get too close he has to excuse himself,,,,,,,soft boy
speaking of dongho and the rest of nu’est they all do residency in the same hospital so every now and then they’ll meet up to eat lunch outside
and everyone swoons because they’re the ~visual residents~ a group of goodlooking guys in white doctors coats,,,,,,what a dREAM
and then dongho gets crumbs all over his scrubs and minhyun is like come here i need to clean it - don’t you dare run from me- come bacK
is really good at his job though, so much so that people are like he doesn’t even need to do residency he knows sO MUCh
graduated at the top of his class in med school, still studies as diligently as before, literally takes notes on e v e r y t h i n g the doctors say
jr jokes that when minhyun opens his own dermatology clinic he should give all of them face lifts but minhyun is like,,,,,,,,im not doing that im doing immunodermatology wanna hear what i learned about leprosy-
jr: i gtg rn i was just trying to make a joke i am so sorry
anyway you also work in the hospital,,,,,but not as a resident or anything you’re actually in the tech department
and you know about minhyun because how can you not,,,,,but also,,,,,,,,he’s called the tech department like a minimum of twenty times a week because for some reason he’s super smart
but takes like ten years to type in a patients chart notes and he’s always getting a bit confused with the hospitals interface
and you,,,,,,,dont mind being the one called to help him i mean like have you /SEEN/ him
just standing beside him is like basking in the sunlights glow and u dont mind. not one bit. tbh u r not gonna like lie when u see a call from the dermatology dept u basically fight people for the phone
buuuuut you also know that it’s a one sided kinda thing,,,because minhyun could have anyone,,,,,,,literally
u can tell from the fact that his lab coats pockets are always full of candy, letters, and more that both patients and staff give him and yeah it makes ur heart sink a bit but like,,,,
whatever the short moment where you get to stand beside him at the desk and tell him (for the 15th time) how to reset the scheduling system works like,,,,,it’s enough
which is why when you get called down again, minhyun voice sounding apologetic over the phone u cheerily tell him it’s no problem - you’ll be right down to see what happened
but since the elevator is taking too long u decide to go down the stairs where,,,,you hear voices echoing as you get closer to the floor ur supposed to meet minhyun on
and???? they sound familiar,,,,,one is obviously dongho’s,,,,,and the other???? minhyun?
and u stop your steps,,,listening to their echoing words
“are you going to ask them? minhyun it’s been two weeks since you decided to say something and you’re still putting it off.”
“,,,,,what if they don’t like me-”
“NO OFFENSE BUT THATS NOT POSSIBLE”
you blink,,,,wondering if you’re hearing another voice,,,,,and it is,,,,this one belongs to another resident. ren
“minhyun, seriously you’re handsome. i dont say that a lot. but ur handsome. very handsome. look at me minhyun does it look like i would lie.”
and finally,,,,the calmest voice of the bunch belong to jr: “you should go for it. i think they like you too.”
and you’re not sure what else they say because the door opens and a couple of nurses rush by you, their footsteps making noise
and in your head you’re wondering,,,,,,who is it that minhyun likes,,,,,,,
but not wanting to get lost in your thoughts you rush down coming out into the dermatology dept and seeing minhyun leaning against the wall near the elevators.
you pat his shoulder,,making him jump a bit and the both of you breaking into blushing apologizes but then he mumbles that he’s pretty sure something is going on with the vital monitor
and you go inside the room to check it out
and as you’re doing your work,,,,you don’t notice minhyun bite his lip,,,,shy eyes trying to avoid your figure in the center of the room
quietly fidgeting with his name tag pinned to his collar
and when you turn, smile on your face “done! it just got unhooked-”
“are you free,,,,,on sunday?”
minhyun’s sudden question catches you off guard and you’re like w-what?? and he’s like,,,,,,,, “i-,,,,i have a shift,,,,but i can- it ends at 8 so i could take u to dinner,,,,,maybe,,,,,-”
minhyun,,,,with all his pretty features and polite personality cannot seem to stutter out a date invitation
but,,,,you also cant believe ur ears???? the person minhyun liked?????was you???
and you’re like “d-don’t you not have many free days? you should rest-”
“it’s ok! i want to,,,,,spend it with you.”
there’s something of a shy smile on his face,,,,but his eyes are nervous and you’re always feeling your palms sweat
because god u really want to say yes,,,,the happiness in your stomach is turning to butterflies,,,,,but you also know that minhyun should rest
so you go “ok,,,,,but how about we do something simple,,,,like watch a movie at my place?”
and minhyun almost turns cherry red at the mention of coming over and he refuses,,,,,saying it’d be un-gentlemen-y of him but ur just like pleassse it’s fine
safe to say you guys do have that date at your place but you purposly pick a boring movie so minhyun falls asleep fifteen minutes in and you let the tired med student sleep soundly on your shoulder as you do your own thing
and ofc when he wakes up minhyun is a mess of “im sorrys” and “im not a creep i promise” but u just laugh and tell him it’s ok,,,,,it was a perfect first date because u were able to see him rest
which honestly just makes minhyun’s heart flutter even more about you,,,,,on the way home he texts ren and is like “i think they’re an angel,,,,,,,”
dating med student!minhyun is slow at first because he’s surprisingly shy about pda or skinship,,,,,to the point where when he first holds ur hand he has to let go 5 minutes later and be like “its not that i dont want to,,,its just,,,,,my hand got sweat and i didnt want u to think thats gross-” and u had to grab his hand back and be like idc if its sweaty i want to hold it forever, minhyun once he gets more comfortable has a habit for always dusting off your uniform or tucking strands of your hair back because he thinks u look cute when ur all neat and whatnot, tbh dongho and jr tell minhyun it might be a lil weird but u like it,,,its minhyun’s personality so u accept it, since he works super long hours u dont really get to see each other often but minhyun really likes it when u text him what ur doing after work esp if u include pictures, at first he’d just be like oh! cool :D or looks yummy! but as you two get closer he’ll kinda be a little sappy saying things like even your silhouette is pretty or i wish i could be beside you right now, a constant struggle is showing people photos of you and minhyun together looking cute in the hospital lobby doing peace signs and ur like that’s my boyfriend! and people are like no no no thats a celebrity honey and ur like,,,no,,,,,no he’s my bf,,,,,,,basically people r just really shocked because minhyun’s visuals are no joke, whenever someone confesses to minhyun whether it’s a patient or a staff he gets all embarrassed but also secretly reaLLY likes saying he has a significant other that he is head over heels for, ren makes fun of him so much for it he imitates his voice and calls out ur name and is like head !!! oveR HEELs~~~!! and minhyun is like pLEASE and ren is just kiss kiss love love u two are sooooo corny, on an anniversary minhyun had work but he sent you a video of him playing on the piano and singing your favorite love song and it legitimately made you tear up, does this thing where when he gets really really tired he’ll never admit it but one kiss from you makes it feel like he can take on the WORLD, an exchange resident named aaron comes to visit and minhyun introduces you to him and is like he’s my bff and aaron is just like “so what base have you and minhyun reac-oK FINE I WONT ASK”, those rare times where residents get more than a day off minhyun always insists on doing the absolute most for you and sometimes you have to literally argue with him to let you do something because he works so hard you want to support him and make it easy, you cooked for him once and you can’t tell if him telling you he LOVED it was fake or real,,,,,,,you guys got matching sweaters from the nu’est boys as a gift and they’re bright pink and corny and minhyun refuses to wear them until you giggled and put it on and minhyun melts for anything you do so he was like ok FINE, surprised you once by pulling you into a storage closet at the hospital and letting a hand slip up your shirt and you were like minhyun?? ?against his neck and he,,,,,couldn’t keep it up you felt his cheeks go hot and he was a stuttering mess like ten minutes in but he was also like i just,,,i really wanted you i dont know what came over me ,,,,,WHAT A FREAKING CUTIE AMIRIGHT THO,,,,promises that once he is done with residency he’s going to get a good job and take you on vacation for never leaving his side through the hardest years of his life and you just kiss his nose and tell him not to worry about it,,,,,but seriously the only thing on minhyun’s mind sometimes (which he finds fascinating) is how much he really rEALLY wants to make you happy,,,,,,,,,,he wants a future,,,,with you
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That ghost can suck it because that ghost is a nobody
People are like missed matched socks
Roses are red
Emo elf likes the colour black
Jesus looked at me and turned his back
Honey melon sounds like a cute ship name owo
Im gonna start a fire i don't know where or when but i will
Never mind honey lemon sounds better tbh
Don't let the breeze blow
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall (plot twist???)
Far from a cry
Welcome to the neighborhood
Try falling in love with taking care of yourself
That's ok if people don't like me
I like me lmao
Good times couldn't last forever
Old things we thought would never die
What a lovely way to lie
In a happy place there has to be that one sad thing to make your happy place feel human and that's you
To get rid of the bad apples you have to get rid of the tree
Another child left behind
Horrible + terrible = torrible
Can you get high off inhaler puffs???
Hopeless roadkills
Rosadusk ville
Are you satisfied with all the glowing eyes?
Would you like hearing the smoldering slience you made?
Will you ever say goodbye to all your lies?
Do you remember the pain of those helpless roadkills?
I'll hold you before the monster takes you
Holy strawberries
It's peaceful sometimes so i don't mind
Mother of filp flops
Fear dinner
Fear the dinner table and whats on the plates
Pass the point of no return
See an air ship
Beyond bucktooth cliff
Sa yo na ra (why must banana fish do this to me ; w ;)
The bottle of grief
What the rats seek
Maybe you wouldn't know
Paradise can't always be forever
We can keep warm while we burn the flowers
I am the physical embodiment of spilt milk
Am i allowed to be breathing
I am a fish drowning
What's the equivalent of living
Sleeping, i never thought i would have a hard time
But maybe that my fault
For taking 10 puff my inhaler
And I'm over dosed from the bottle of trying to get paler
Legends of the old timey experts
Kids with melting brains
I love to watch pain(t) dry
I saw the crash about to happen yet i couldn't prevent it
I guess the world really is full of assholes
The legend of the bucktooth massacre
Roadkill Riot
In someone's perspective I'm most probably a human stepping stone to them
For a place that never laughs
I think it pretty radiant
I like it here
Blithe
Linda Heart (character name???)
Blissful humiliation
Molotov cocktails
I really wanna be rebellious and badass but i also don't like cops or getting grounded
Suck a mango bitch
Are you looking after yourself?
Oh fuck off
From your description, you do not just want to be friends with everyone, you want everyone to be friends with you as well. The answer is that you can't. There will always be someone who is not goin0g to be your friend no matter what.
This isn't right. Im supposed to be the happy go lucky person in the family, the optimistic one who always likes to smile. If i can't even do that then why am i here? Why was i made if I'm just useless. Im not smart, im not athletic ,im not good at art or anykind of art, i suck at drawing, i suck at writing, i suck at acting, and i suck at music. If im not good at anything am even worth anything good?
Don't touch her im a doctor
Till we meet again, miss linda
For someone who's annoyingly happy go lucky all the time you're being very pessimistic right now
Homophoney
I am certain that i am certainly uncertain
Im just as retarded as a goldfish
Baby it's not me because maybe it's you
See u in hell
What makes you think this isn't your fault either. You made them like this, it was your fault from the beginning. We could've ended this peacefully. We could have liberated their poor souls. But now, now this can be over and we can finally be one again. See you in hell.
The cup is half empty. But that's not a bad thing, because even if it's empty you could still fill it up
People can be confusing... usually man is portrayed as strong and brave. But sometimes a single things can shatter them into a million pieces. A single word can send them into spiralling darkness. Which is why i dont do much, i dont speak much either, because i know that anything i do, anything i say will have consequences. (Que something dramatic). What did i do wrong? Why is this my fault? I didn't do anything wrong! I didn't do anything! "That's right, you didn't do anything", said a voice from the back of my head. It's all my fault.. i could've stopped them from falling.
You lied! You said that you would protect them! You saw how they looked, the fear in their eyes... they just wanted to be heard! And now look at what you've done... dont you ever speak their names again, hear their cries, you monster! You deserve to live with guilt. They were my friends... your friends... they were just here. And now they're gone...
I want to kermit suicide
I just want to do not living
I want to kermit not living
Just us kids
No amount of bandages can heal this now
Just like old times
There's always dinner waiting on the table, you know!
The girl as short can be then disappeared
"I just want to stop all the scars that grow, everytime that I go home
That's why I came up here instead"
That's what the girl in the yellow cardigan said
Taking off my yellow cardigan
Watching all my braids come undone
This petite girl, short as can be
Is gonna jump now
And be free
Yeah I dont think I can do this anymore
Nah we r disgusting creatures that kill innocent animals to feast and destroy our planet for our very own self satisfaction
I know communication for u is hard but if u keep stalling miscommunications can and will bite u in the ass sooner or later
It might be endless possibilities but in the end there is only one out come
Ya dingdong
Acting old doesnt make u mature, it just makes you boring
I just pulled the trigger
When the day after t omorrow comes
Will you shut up?! I'm monologueing here!
If the plane delays I'll swim all the way to ur doorstep and give u, ur tea leaves
DAMN TEA LEAVES
"Once we've reached our full potential we can finally put an end to this disgusting society and find an ending to this sad excuse of a story, once we've found the finale we can ascend... and soon... you will call us ascendant"
Shut the hell your mouth
Eff u
Is that an insult or a to do list
I hate sleeping because who knows when you'll wake up again
Everything you wished to be
Garbanzo
Garb n' anzo
(TV SHOWWW for le comic~ man I am a genius)
What once was your friend can become your enemy
Dont worry
You maybe her first love
But I'll be her last
Chemtrails
I just want to be your friend
Dont bleed on my floor
Fight me
Clairvoyance
The clairvoyant of the bucktooth massacre
Ethnic cleansing
The culprits
The victims
The witnesses
Even if u piss me off 24/7 I'd honestly do anything for u
Ethnic cleansing for the wayward unforgiving roadkills
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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?XO - John Mayer Cabaret - Justin Timberlake Lights On - Shawn Mendes Bad Habit - The KooksHow Would You Feel - Ed Sheeran You’re Gonna Llive Forever in Me - John Mayer
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?literally John Mayer so I can ask him why the FUCK he played XO in Chicago and why that was only the 10th time ever and first and only time of TSFE tour he played it
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“Mom’s stumped us. We had absolutely no idea who she’d dredge” (I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson)
4: What do you think about most?how terrible life is and then how much i wanna die tbh
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?“Jena should i get dropped off at your house then we can go get joe & julie?” IOWA TOMORROW FOR ED :DDDD
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?always w shirt but no pants lol
7: What’s your strangest talent?hating life as much as i do idk i have no talent
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)girls r hot n nice boys r hot n mean
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?yeah bc we were in love lol :(
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? idk i usually dont
11: Do you have any strange phobias?feet, being alone but also being in large crowds, idk theyre not very weird
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?no?
13: What’s your religion?idk man none atm prob
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?looking forward to going inside. but working and therefore reading.
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind bc i am ugly lol
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?um probably panic at the disco but then also the killers
17: What was the last lie you told?“its fine” bc no it is not fine i wanna fight
18: Do you believe in karma?ya i think so. maybe
19: What does your URL mean?i like Justin Timberlake and also swearing
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?weakness is probably just who i am as a person and strength is idk i dont have any
21: Who is your celebrity crush?lmao. you say this like i have one. i have many. like thousands.
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?nope
23: How do you vent your anger?talk to someone usually
24: Do you have a collection of anything?movie/concert/sporting event tickets and also empty gatorade bottles on my floor
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?phone bc im ugly
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?eh. better than what i was but could be better
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?hate is my sisters voice lol love is john mayers voice bc he sounds like a fuckin angel
28: What’s your biggest “what if”?what if i was someone else but not really someone else just like what if i was me with a better life or a differnt life in which things didnt always go so terribly for me ya know
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?ghosts maybe but aliens def
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.right arm some paper hanging off my nightstand and left nothing
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?the faint scent of clean laundry and lotion
32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?hm.. great question. i feel like ive been to some pretty bad places but i cant recall any???
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?ive never been to either but east coast i think
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?justin timberlake bc hes one of the most attractive men in the entire world
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?bein happy, doin what you want, livin
36: Define Art.something someone creates
37: Do you believe in luck?yes i do
38: What’s the weather like right now?humid i think
39: What time is it?9:41 pm
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?nope to both
41: What was the last book you read?i recently finished “The Upside of Unrequited” and now im workin on “More Than This”
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?no i hate it it makes me nauseous
43: Do you have any nicknames?jules
44: What was the last film you saw?o fuck um fist fight maybe?
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?the sunburn i got in florida was terrible bc i couldnt walk for a day so im gonnna say that
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?no :(
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?brandon saad being a chicago blackhawk again, tommy la stella, john mayer, reading gay books
48: What’s your sexual orientation?bi
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?uuuuum possibly ??? idk
50: Do you believe in magic?nah but also maybe
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?in my mind yes but most of the times my actions dont reflect that especially if its been a while
52: What is your astrological sign?sagittarius
53: Do you save money or spend it?both. i allow myself to spend it as long as i still have a decent amount saved
54: What’s the last thing you purchased?lunch at panera lol
55: Love or lust?neither bc they both suck when ur alone
56: In a relationship?no lol
57: How many relationships have you had?zero
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?nope i am not talented like that
59: Where were you yesterday?yesterday. i think i stayed home all day then me mary and joe hung out and went to get milkshakes at steak n shake
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?the inside of the bra bra sitting waiting to be put away lol
61: Are you wearing socks right now?indeed
62: What’s your favourite animal?sloths my fav
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?i dont have one bc if i did ppl would like me, tf
64: Where is your best friend?at home id assume
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.whats tumblr
66: What is your heritage?im italian but i was born here and so were my parents
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?watching an episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia before i showered
68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?satan satan
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?yeah lmao who hasnt tho
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?i think so sometimes but other times im the worst person ever idk how i have friends
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?fuck u boss i love dogs and if u hate dogs that much as to not understand the situation i dont wanna work for a dog hater. asshole.
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?a. maybe probably b. everything ive never done but wanted to c. probably
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.fuck. um. shit. id say love but then u cant trust the person you love so like… but at the same time i love love so much i feel like id die w/o it n ya know i dont trust anyone anyways so im gonna say love
74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?srsly…..Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC bc i cant be sad listening to that song lolol
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?9077
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?communication n openness
77: How can I win your heart?just be nice to me lol i have low standards
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?yes i do believe so
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?buying tickets to see john mayer lol that changed my life so drastically. my life is now pre john mayer and post john mayer. he literally fucking sang xo i will never get over it that will always be the happiest moment of my life im crying while typing this
80: What size shoes do you wear?8 - 9 ½ depending on the shoe
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?‘probably died because she said she wanted to die so often that death got sick of hearing it and killed her.“
82: What is your favourite word?fuck
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.justin timberlake. god im so fucked lol
84: What is a saying you say a lot?'i hate my life’ 'i want to die’ 'u should fight’
85: What’s the last song you listened to?Fools Gold by One Direction lmao
86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?turquoise
87: What is your current desktop picture?justin timberlake leaning on a car lookin all hot n shit
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?myself tbh
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?uuuum idk it depends whos askin ya know. id answer certain questions if asked by one peson but not another
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?probably cry and attempt but ultimately fail to go back to sleep
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?flying or teleportation
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?when john mayer played XO at my concert obviously
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?losing all the pictures on my computer bc i keep saying im over it but im really not that was the entire past 4 years of my life in pictures and videos and theyre just gone its bullshit
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?oh man. so many. but if i had to choose one justin timberlake. wow bet no one saw that comin
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?literally fuckin no where im seeing ed sheeran in a matter of hours im not leaving. but if it were a different day lol id say amsterdam or boston
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?not that im aware of
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?when i was a smol child yea h but not recently
98: Ever been on a plane?when i was a child yes
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?um lol idk probably nothing tbh i dont wanna be held responsible for whatever happens afterwards
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Watching SWR for the first time: Zero Hour
Reacting to Zero Hours, part 1 and 2.
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Part 1
-Oh boy.
-Ohhh boy.
-I haven’t even been able to check my dashboard in fear of spoilers.
-The finale.
-Oh my god.
-Let’s do this.
Reminds me of the opening scene from one of the Season 1 episodes.
-Only, instead of Tarkin, it’s Thrawn this time.
-Good to see Kallus is still alive.
-Aww, there are tiny trapdoors for the tiny droids.
-Double Agent Droid.
-Eyyyy it’s Tarkin.
-Kallus, don’t you think listening to your droid-overheard material in such a loud volume will attract attention? At least use some earphones? Do they even have earphones in this universe?
-“If we are to crush the rebellion, we must have our lousy subordinates take live prisoners and greatly increase their chances of living to fight another day.”
-Yeah Ezra, time for Kanan to slap some self-confidence into you.
-Dodonna... DODONNA
-OHHH THAT GUY
-”At last. general Doodano’s fleet has arrived.”
-Wait... the place Kallus is in...
-IT’S EZRA’S OLD ROOM HOLY FUCK
-Also, please keep your doors shut. They always forget to do that.
It was at this moment that Kallus knew he fucked up.
-DAYUM THRAWN
-HELLUVA ENTRANCE, EVEN WHEN SILENT
-DAYUM THEM MARTIAL ARTS SKILLS
-KALLUS IS SCREWED, I CALLED IT
-WE ALL CALLED IT
-HOLY SHIIIIIIIET
-Other ISB agents?
-No, just stormtroopers with dark armor. Or maybe just normal stormtroopers and it’s the trick of the lighting.
NOOOO WHAT DID THEY DO TO MUTTON SHOPS
-Also, Disney portrayal of blood (somewhat-ish anyway).
-On a side note, his hair is longer than I thought. Maybe I was stupid for thinking that his hair was just cut short instead of brushed back with actual length.
-Damn that’s some pretty good research done by Thrawn. Although, I’m slightly disappointed that he didn’t just pull out a backup map and compare the two.
-Okay I feel really confused here because I want the Empire to wreck the Rebels’ shit but I also feel sorry for Kallus.
-Dammit Sato, I sense a death flag.
-I mean, I don’t have very good senses of death flags but...
-DAMN THAT HYBERSPACE BLOCK
-Yeah Constantine, do something useful for a change.
LIKE A BOSS
hello i am thrawn and im gonna kick ur rebel scum asses
that smirk be like “ahahahaha fuck you”
Ezra: “nonononono this is not happening this is a nightmare i don’t want to do this i don’t want my friends to die this is horrifying” Kanan: “k”
-Hey, Rex is back.
-Kanan: “I’m a persuasive guy.” ��Oh really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CnEN1d-9P4&t=2m37s I beg to differ. VERY CONVINCING, NORMAL HUMAN BEING
-Woohoo, large-scale space battle! Finally!
-Bendu: “I told you I don’t take sides.” “I’m taking none of your shit.” “Take this jellybaby and go away.”
-Dammit Constantine or Konstantine, whatever it was.You’re gonna ruin everything.
-He’s like that one guy in an MMORPG who tries to land an impossible kill and destroys his entire team.
-Thrawn: “dammit konstantine, don’t you dare
-(I’m too lazy to look up if his name starts with a C or a K)
-Constantine: “You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad!”
-Annnnnd Sato basically does the Kamikaze. Sorry if I triggered anyone, I know it’s a sensitive subject of past wars, but it was the first thing that jumped to my mind...
Well, I’d say he’s still looking pretty smug there.
-”I will not fight your petty battles.” “Time Lords, sworn to never interfere, only to watch...”
-Damn, he’s cooking up some Force-TimeVortex-storm there.
-So apparently Sabine is coming back for the finale.
Part 2
-Why aren’t they just bombing the planet already
-”This is really Sabine’s baby” what.
-Whoa, nice.
-So why is Thrawn “planning” orbital bombardment? Why isn’t he doing it?
-Alrighty then. I believe in you, Thrawn.
-DAMN.
wow.
Even fireworks are intimidating to some people. Imagine this.
-Imagine you’ve only got one transparent shield to rely on to for protection from green laser hell raining down upon you.
A E S T H E T I C S
-Wow, the Rebels are so gonna d- Thrawn: “They’ve had enough. Cease fire.” Disney, don’t you think you’re taking your main character shields a little too far?
Her face of relief when she realizes Kanan is alive.
-”Oh, all that is only funny because you’re still alive. Now please, come home, love.” SHE SAID LOVE
-SHE SAID LOVE
The background looks like a painting.
-”You and I are not the same, Kallus, as these rebels ara about to learn.” Hope that’s true, Thrawn. Hope that’s true.
-What is it with Interdictors? They’re smaller than Stardestroyers...
-I just looked it up and oh. Oh. It has Gravity Wells, which means it can stop ships from Hyperspace jumping.
-The start of this battle feels like triggering traps with small troopers in Star Wars Commander.
-ATATS
-WHERE YOU ATAT
-sorry
-”Air groups, clear the sky of that... Annoyance.” Thrawn be like bitch
Badass Kanan is badass
-”Looks like the family’s together again.” Space family confirmed.
-Bendu up in the sky like
(Yes, it’s from Doctor Who)
How are they running up there anyway? Does the artificial gravity of the ship extend beyond its shell?
-Why can’t they just use TIE fighters to bomb the jetpack people assuming that they have their shield activated?
Thrawn: Well shit, this wasn’t in my plans.
“Iiiiii might’ve made him angry.”
-p e r s u a s i v e
-”CONCENTRATE FIRE ON THE CENTER OF THE STORM” Well, that’s the first time we heard Thrawn yell, though given the situation, no one would’ve heard him otherwise.
What
-That actually worked?? For once?
I believe I can fly...
-R.I.P. Interdictor.
Mutton Chops is up to something.
-”That’s the first good news I’ve gotten today.” What about Kanan surviving? Or did you somehow go through midnight?
Knew it.
-YES
-They saved the little mutton chop
-...He can take down stormtroopers single handedly and we’re calling him ‘little mutton chops’.
Welcome to the Rebellion, Kallus.
User BENDU has used TELEPORT. Chat//Thrawn: u cheating hacker!!
Yay he lives!!
-AAAAAHASDG
-1. GREAT SEASON FINALE
-2. I’M FINALLY DONE AND NOW I CAN SCROLL THROUGH MY DASHBOARD
-THREE DAYS’ WORTH OF DASHBOARD NOTIFICATIONS
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Apr 18 Blurr’s Horror Stream - The Similars
It was like a really long Twilight Zone episode, in Spanish.
Welcome to the 'speedxstealer' room.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He thought you might like to see yourself as he knows your kind.]]
B l u r r: / wrinkles nasal / Gratitude?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *A quiet point in Rumble and Frenzy's directions.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[For -their- gifts.]]
B l u r r: Ah, well. No need to thank me for that.
B l u r r: I like your little squadron
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Then for safeguarding Frenzy.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Either way, you are welcome to keep it.]]
B l u r r: ... Well, thanks, Soundwave. /flicks finials /
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Small nod.*
B l u r r: / smirks and looks to his left/ We'll watch it later. /mumbles and walks to his couch /
B l u r r: Looks like it's you and us tonight, mech. /points to Soundwave and co. /
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[That's fine.]]
B l u r r: / nods and settles./ You should let me know what else your mechs like.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Considers this*
FakeProwl: *wow, he didn't miss any*
B l u r r: Hey, Rumble.
B l u r r: Question.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He lives with a hunter, an artist, a fighter, a... construction mech, a fuel hound, someone who likes anything simple and happy, and one who likes puzzles and games.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Decides it's not his place to tell Blurr that Rumble writes.*
B l u r r: / nods and takes mental notes /
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Hmm?//' Looks up from the book. //Yeah?//
ItsyBitsySpyers: *And Soundwave pings Prowl hello.*
B l u r r: / chin claws / Who would you be in the great American Musical, hn? Are you more a Hamilton?
FakeProwl: *pings back. sits with Soundwave*
B l u r r: / wave at prowl /
B l u r r: [[ lemme know when yall are ready ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Oh. -Oh.- Um. I mean...// He's suddenly rather awkward, no? //I - I dunno. I ain't a human.//
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((ready when you two are))
B l u r r: Oh, come on. Personality wise?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soft or hard light today?*
FakeProwl: *there's nobody here to hotspot off of. unless Blurr's on Cybertron, it's soft light.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He scratches his head a little.* //I dunno. I like the whole - y'know, them whole four in the start.//
ItsyBitsySpyers: *And in that case, Soundwave will be careful not to swipe his arm through Prowl's avatar while rearranging himself for comfort's sake. Bad habit otherwise. Mustn't develop that.*
B l u r r: Yeah? /leans back in his seat/ I don't know. I think I would be more... Lafayette. /wiggles claw/ Little bit of Hamilton.
B l u r r: More Lafayette.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Heh. Ya got the ships.//
B l u r r: And guns.
FakeProwl: ((ready when you are))
B l u r r: [[ cool ]]
B l u r r: [[ btw i am not sure if this movie is in english lmfao ]]
B l u r r: [[ I don't think it is ]]
B l u r r: [[ EITHER WAYm SUBS IS FINE ?? ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((unexpected but fine))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((puff u can practice ur spanish)
FakeProwl: ((apparently lol))
B l u r r: [[ sorry. ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((np!))
FakeProwl: ((it's fine))
B l u r r: In any case, if you want other things from Earth, let me know.
B l u r r: *you guys
B l u r r: I frequent the planet often.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yeah, I will
ItsyBitsySpyers: ! Honest!//
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Zori crawls up onto the couch on Soundwave's other side and buries his face in Soundwave's arm. So much rain and thunder!*
FakeProwl: *glances curiously at Zori, then back at the movie*
B l u r r: /crosses arms and tilts helm at the movie /
ItsyBitsySpyers: @P: (txt): Acid rain feared.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Is it common on your Cybertron?»
B l u r r: / flicks finials /
B l u r r: I always had a soft spot for Earth's many languages.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[As does he.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Not yet. Other ally's. Stories heard.
B l u r r: This language sounds a lot like what they spoke in various parts of Iacon back home.
B l u r r: Well, when Iacon was alive.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Do you have recordings of it?]]
B l u r r: Of Iacon?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[And of its inhabitants speaking.]]
B l u r r: Well, /I/ speak it.
B l u r r: But, I'm sure I have some recordings somewhere. /looks to his left/ I remember you taking some on that trip- yes, you remember.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Stares a little harder at Blurr. What was...?*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Tiny helm shake. Glances back at screen.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[When you have the opportunity to look. You need not trouble yourself right now.]]
FakeProwl: (("I don't think now is the best time to bring a baby into the world." "Well thanks for that suggestion, I'll go eight months in the past and let myself know."))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((LOL))
B l u r r: [[ LOL ]]
B l u r r: Well, I'm sure we have it. /shifts and vents/ Dodge says he'll help me look after the movie
ItsyBitsySpyers: *That makes two who have fallen and shaken. Is there a plague?*
FakeProwl: Asking her if this has happened before WHILE it's happening seems ineffective.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Again? Interesting. He'll listen to Blurr's thoughts a little closer than usual for now.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Thank you, Dodge.]]
B l u r r: / flicks finials and waves a claw/ He says you're welcome.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\THIS GONNA BE ZOMBIES?\\
B l u r r: I don't know about zombies...
FakeProwl: Why were they so alarmed about hair growing on a human's face? That's normal, isn't it?
B l u r r: Zombies would be up by now.
FakeProwl: The seizure isn't, obviously. But hair is.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He does not know. They grow hair many places. He sees no reason for alarm.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...Beyond the contagion.]]
FakeProwl: ... I think the mother is more of a problem than the child. Drugging him for speaking.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Agreed.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: //...I'm seein' scrap. How's the same human in all them places?//
B l u r r: I'm confused. /tilts helm/
FakeProwl: ... Maybe it happened to him first.
FakeProwl: Has he looked at himself in a mirror lately? Maybe he doesn't know.
FakeProwl: ... Has he given any indication yet that he realizes they look like himself?
FakeProwl: Obviously he can see they've changed, but does he know they've changed into HIM?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...He does seem confused by why they think he did something.]]
B l u r r: I'm confused as all frag...
FakeProwl: ... That seems like an extreme reaction.
B l u r r: / looks to his left, then right / Are you guys confused? - Well, don't look at me! I don't have the answers.
B l u r r: / looks back at the screen/ Things are clearly coming out odd.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Velocity is here?]]
B l u r r: He's always here.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[And on the right?]]
B l u r r: ... /tilts helm/ Velocity is to the right, yes.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...Hmm. Understood.]]
B l u r r: ...How'd you know that?
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WHAT WAS ALL THAT STUFF 'BOUT MAGAZINES?\\
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[You spoke to Dodge on your left.]] A pause. [[And he can hear them.]]
B l u r r: /flicks finials/ What do you mean you can hear them?
FakeProwl: Ugh.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He said what he meant.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *A glance at Prowl. What? Why ugh?*
FakeProwl: *a doctor finds out a child has a disorder that clearly distresses him and immediately asks to EXAMINE him.*
B l u r r: ...That's odd. No one else has ever heard them before.
FakeProwl: *not to help him. but out of CURIOSITY.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: #acid rain! #no
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Burrow burrow*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[They are not telepaths.]]
FakeProwl: Show us the magazines already!
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\YEAH!\\
B l u r r: True. They're not telepathic.
FakeProwl: We know the magazines are important and the only reason we haven't seen them yet is because nobody's listening to the only sensible character.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...If it is acid rain, why is the canine outside alive?]]
FakeProwl: It's not acid rain. On the radio one person asked if those rumors are true and the expert denied it.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Ah. He missed that.]] He was thinking about Blurr's companions.
FakeProwl: For primussake.
FakeProwl: Why doesn't she just TELL them what's in the stupid magazines.
FakeProwl: This is the most frustrating, pointless extension of suspense.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Finally.]]
B l u r r: These people are being obnoxiously bland.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Most people -are-.]]
B l u r r: Mm, yes. Most humans are.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Now he's just plain puzzled. How do static, existing pictures change?*
FakeProwl: ... This implies that it's a hallucinogenic of some sort, rather than an actual transformation.
FakeProwl: And also helps explain why that one person is so baffled.
FakeProwl: *go, child. run from your drug-pumping mother. be free.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[But why would they all share the same hallucination? Why -that- hallucination?]]
FakeProwl: Good question.
FakeProwl: But static images are changing, and one person straight up can't see what the problem is.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...He is telekinetic at the very least.]]
FakeProwl: ... Hmm.
FakeProwl: ... Did the child create the rain?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[To create it on a worldwide scale...]]
FakeProwl: Incredibly powerful.
FakeProwl: Rain and such mutations.
FakeProwl: ... Or perhaps it's already happened, and he's reversing it.
FakeProwl: He said that only somebody who was truly different could see that they were all the same. Maybe he's making them different. Maybe at the start they wre already all Ulises.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Telling someone to kill someone else for their escape is not reversing it to be helpful.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It is a game.]]
FakeProwl: He could be reversing it as a game, then.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He doubts that. The mother said he was 'bad' at the restaurant.]]
FakeProwl: I doubt the mother's morals.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Points to the smile.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[You doubt that?]]
FakeProwl: Well, I never said he was good.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Finger tap.* [[Blurr? Your opinion?]]
B l u r r: .. Hn?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Is the boy amusing himself while reversing it or is he amusing himself by causing it?]]
B l u r r: Personally, we're confused. But, the boy being amused is interesting enough.
FakeProwl: It could be either. I'm just proposing a possibility.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He is simply curious about personal interpretation.]]
B l u r r: So, is he like. A witch or something?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Or something.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[You were right.]]
FakeProwl: ... He's dying. Is this really the time to show him what he looks like?
B l u r r: Well, he's dying.
B l u r r: He may as well know.
FakeProwl: Stress can kill him faster.
FakeProwl: This begs the question of whose face IS the boy replicating. I'd suspect his father—but then his mother would have realized earlier.
B l u r r: Maybe it's someone only he knows.
FakeProwl: All in all, this isn't the worst game he could possibly be playing.
FakeProwl: I mean. He killed a man. But outside of that, all he's done is give everyone the same face.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[You forget the rest of the world.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[The announcer was begging someone to leave her alone.]]
FakeProwl: So the rest of the world has the same face.
B l u r r: If she has that parasite, do you think it'll look like that guy?
FakeProwl: Yes, she was begging to be left alone. I don't know why. That doesn't fit with the rest of this so far.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[If these eight were panicking, it follows that others must have.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy snickers at Blurr*
B l u r r: / smirks /
B l u r r: Oh, there it goes. Parasite.
FakeProwl: Panic aside. Giving everyone the same face isn't the worst possibility.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[What would be?]]
FakeProwl: ... Instant death?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...He will give you that.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy throws a snack at Blurr. Looks like Blurr was right too.*
B l u r r: / flicks finials/ Hn? /throws the snack back/ What? K-Kyeheheheh.
FakeProwl: Or a murderous rage, maybe.
B l u r r: So, the little cretin can control his surroundings and people?
B l u r r: So, if it's all a game to him, he's playing it rather dully.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Primus.]]
FakeProwl: PFF—
FakeProwl: *claps hand over mouth*
ItsyBitsySpyers: =Ugh.=
B l u r r: Wait, why save him...
FakeProwl: How do you know she's saving him? Maybe she's reciting prayers for the dead.
B l u r r: Well, that's pointless.
B l u r r: Hes dead. Toss the body and move on.
FakeProwl: ... If nobody else remembers or sees it then effectively nothing has changed. Except for the panicked consequences of the night before.
FakeProwl: And he's probably learned an important lesson about playing games.
FakeProwl: ... Or perhaps not.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Very strange. But interesting.]]
B l u r r: More or less...
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Small stretch.*
B l u r r: Even so, I think it was all strange enough to watch again sometime. /scratches helm.
B l u r r: */
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[A second viewing may make more sense.]]
B l u r r: It's possible.
B l u r r: / dims optic and shifts in his spot. Snickers and stretches out/
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Regardless, it is good to know we do not have any outliers with reality warping abilities... for now.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[The Well does what it does.]]
B l u r r: I mean, honestly...
B l u r r: Terminus is about as fragged as it gets.
FakeProwl: How would we know if we did.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He would have heard them thinking about their actions. Maybe.]]
B l u r r: My reality is alread fragmented, I wouldn't be surprised if I was living in a different setting. /snickers/ Velocity gets it.
FakeProwl: Unless you didn't cross paths with them.
FakeProwl: Or their powers also shielded their true thoughts from you.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\MAYBE YA OUGHTA CHECK. Y'KNOW. CENSUS IT UP. "YA EVER THOUGHT 'BOUT MAKIN' EVERYBODY LOOK LIKE SMOKESCREEN?"\\
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Ew.//
B l u r r: ... Ew.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Something about the thought of a reality warper who can hide from his telepathy unnerves him a bit. He fidgets slightly.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Well. As he said... for now.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Feel free to tell him if you're hiding that power from him.]]
FakeProwl: Hm. The human child modeled the new human faces on a useless hunk of junk that has plastic instead of a brain.
FakeProwl: Our equivalent WOULD choose Smokescreen.
B l u r r: Honeestly, I don't think I'd like to read minds.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\HA!\\
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Oh? Why?]]
B l u r r: Mine is already busy.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It is.]]
B l u r r: Mm...
B l u r r: It's not that busy to /me/
B l u r r: but I suppose it sounds busy.
B l u r r: I just have a lot on my mind at all times
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It is busier than most.]] Shortly after, he sends Prowl (txt): Amused.
B l u r r: So they say. /motions to both sides of him/ But, it's nice not having to completely translate for them. K-Kyeheheheh.
FakeProwl: *acknowledging ping. he got one laugh and one amused. the joke was Successful.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He does not mind the additions. Usually. They provide clarity he has never found elsewhere.]]
B l u r r: ... How so?
FakeProwl: *isn't sure what they're talking about. since it apparently involves the content of Blurr's head, figures it would be rude to ask.*
FakeProwl: *that's not stopping him from listening in.*
B l u r r: I mean, honestly, a lot of mechs don't believe me when I talk to them. But, it's interesting to know they're...audible to you.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[In general? He knows when he is being watched or overheard. He knows the feeling of a crowd before anyone speaks.--
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He knows when others are lying, and when he has found weaknesses, and... there were moments when things made -sense-. --]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...But those are unimportant. Tonight? He has finally introduced himself to Dodge and Velocity. That is the most recent incident.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[You do talk to them. Of that, he is certain. You may say so, if asked.]]
B l u r r: Mm... /tilts helm/ I find it interesting. So do they.
B l u r r: / they're both talking at the same time while Blurr is / I wonder what it's like to hear them from the outside..
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[They... echo.]]
B l u r r: Do they?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Is dead certain Prowl is listening, but Blurr's not complaining, so.*
B l u r r: They sound solid to me.
FakeProwl: *well of course Prowl's listening. He's still here, isn't he?*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[No doubt something is lost in translation. You and Prowl are unlikely to hear the same vocal interpretation of his thoughts. What Prowl's voice sounds like to him is different from what we hear.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Why should they be different?]]
B l u r r: /flicks finials. Dodge is trying to size Soundwave up personally /
B l u r r: I'm not sure. I hear them one way and only one way. I've never been told
B l u r r: that someone else hears them, too.
B l u r r: I wonder if they sound like I hear them...
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[That is something he cannot tell you without more than a skim.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[And he is not prepared to do that at this time.]]
FakeProwl: ... Is it? *what does Prowl's voice sound to other people.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Of course. The vibrations from the vocalization device in your frame travel through you in ways Blurr's cannot, never mind the position of your audio receptors compared to ours.]]
B l u r r: I just wonder if you hear Dodge's accent. Or that grind in Velocity's voice.
B l u r r: / chin claws/ That means you could talk to all three of us. You now understand that when you talk to me, you're talking to three.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He does.]]
FakeProwl: Oh. I knew about that one already.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[No. No grind or accent.]]
B l u r r: Odd..
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[But as he said... imprecise 'vocalization'.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...He does wonder what voice each of you have assigned him.]]
B l u r r: Ah well. /smirks/ Sounds like you can tell the differences.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nod.*
B l u r r: Honestly, you don't sound like my Soundwave, and that's better than anything I could ever ask for.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He has heard Soundwaves like yours. It pleases him to know that.]]
B l u r r: Ugh, trust me, if I could trade you two, I would.
B l u r r: Soundwave caused nothing but problems for us.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[No.]]
FakeProwl: ... You sound like mine. *even though Prowl has heard an alternate of this Soundwave speak before.*
FakeProwl: *admittedly, it was only four words, but.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...No. He would not trade.]] Distracts himself by looking to Prowl. (txt): Worse heard. Acceptable.
B l u r r: And I like your... deployers? I like them more than my Soundwave's.
B l u r r: His cassettes were annoying.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *A rumble of agreement from Ravage*
B l u r r: When I look at you mechs and I think of who I used to work with...
B l u r r: It's a little odd.
B l u r r: Sometimes the multiverse still amuses me.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It should.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Bobs his helm. That is probably enough distraction for the night. He should let Prowl catch up on rest and Blurr manage his fleet. There is much for them to do as well.*
FakeProwl: *... okay, okay Prowl has to ask*
B l u r r: Mm.. it's endearing.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Well, if it's an interesting question...*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «When you say that he does talk to them, do you mean that they're indeed separate people from him that only he can hear? Or only that he is genuinely hearing voices in his head?»
FakeProwl: *he's betting on the latter but reality is strange enough that it may well be the former.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Mixture believed.
FakeProwl: *slow blink*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Soundwave hears Blurr echoes. Blurr hears separate. Blurr: comfortable. Interference unnecessary.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He sees no reason to fiddle around or mess with the status quo unless Velocity convinces Blurr to do something horrible to himself.*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... I'm asking if they exist independently from his mind.»
FakeProwl: *Prowl doesn't want to DO anything, he just wants to know their state of existence.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Negative. Echo.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «All right. That's what I thought. ... Sort of.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Suggestion: Maintain previous public 'understanding'.
B l u r r: / has been chatting away with his mental council /
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Is filing away all he can hear, whatever that might be.*
B l u r r: / it's a lot of jokes and laughing /
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Since this is what I believed in the first place, I see no reason to change my behavior.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Acknowledged. What [][][]sort of[][][]?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He'll mostly pass the jokes on to the deployers later then, and not tell them where they came from.*
B l u r r: / good. pass them along /
B l u r r: / velocity is judging soundwave tho /
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Well, I wouldn't have termed it an "echo." But I'd expected they were audial hallucinations.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave's been judged by everyone short of Quintessons. Bring it, Velocity.*
B l u r r: [[ omg prowl. dont forget, blurr sees them too ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt) Literal echo effect heard. Mental vocal translation. Telepathic interpretation sometimes... creative.
B l u r r: / Velocity wants to know what's with the weird flat arms. Dodge is chastising Velocity. And Blurr is doing the same, swatting the air/
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Does EVERYONE'S mental voice sound echoy? Or just audial hallucinations?»
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Absently.* [[His arms are this way to serve as sword, shield, and wing.]]
B l u r r: See? /swats the air/ I told you that Soundwave had them for a reason!
B l u r r: K-Kyehheheh. He doesn't know what to think about you.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Few hallucinations heard nearby. Echo effect, theirs only.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He tends to have that effect. It is fine.]]
B l u r r: It's all right. Eventually, they'll get used to it. /smirks/ They're not used to being heard by others. They need to keep it together.
FakeProwl: *hm. interesting. why echoes?*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt) ...Prowl mental voice not Prowl audible voice. Rare. Personal habit: once heard, matched. Prowl also static crackle, unidentified rumble interruption. This, heard before deal made.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[They may ask questions if they have them. He will answer them as he does your own. It is fine.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Consider it lasting permission.]]
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... They sound different??»
FakeProwl: *he doesn't hear his mental voice very often. he mainly numbers.*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «And—why static? ... Does it indicate damage?» *PROWL'S NIGHTMARE*
B l u r r: /smirks/ Well, they'll ask when they have meaningful questions.
B l u r r: Dodge simply doesn't trust you.
B l u r r: But, don't take it so personal. He doesn't trust a lot of people.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Slower, mild 'distance' sound. Soundwave not math-built. Belief: Translation difficulty. Static not damage; Soundwave does not possess. Interference. Similarity: rumbles.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Note: If belief: correct, this, not minded. Natural effect.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Dodge will live longer.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[So to speak.]]
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Then what is it? A—bug of some kind? Somthing left behind in my head?»
B l u r r: Kyeheheh. Yes, I know. Dodge just isn't sure how much he can trust you.
FakeProwl: *maybe it was natural—another side-effect of being a custom job. The same thing that made him unusually resistant to computer viruses.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Theory: Large someth-- someone. Followed?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He can be trusted to do what is in line with his priorities.]]
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Ah.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): If Constructicons encountered, test possible.
B l u r r: Yes, he knows that much. He isn't worried about you as much... Not when it comes to me. You're not threatening me.
FakeProwl: *acknowledging ping*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He has no reason to, at the moment. He would prefer it stayed that way. He is a busy mech, and threats take so much unnecessary time.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Another stretch.*
B l u r r: Well, Dodge has put up with worse. In any case /moves to stand/ My fleet has to make a move.
B l u r r: We've located a boagie in the weeds.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Then he will let you attend to it.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Glances over to Prowl* (txt): Departure confirmed?
FakeProwl: *small nod. he'd better head home and get to work.*
FakeProwl: *by "get to work" he means "take a five hour nap."*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He was about to say, in asterisks.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Goodnight, both of you.]] To the crowd at large: [[Return. We depart.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *AND SUDDENLY SMOTHERED and probably on his way.*
FakeProwl: *disappears*
B l u r r: / wave to all /
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