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true-bean · 1 year

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#twitter #butch #welcome to the shitshow

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thequeenofuselessinformation · 2 months

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Need I say more

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outlanderskin · 29 days

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November. Yesterday, Starzzzzzz released the premiere date for the second part of the seventh season, as if the interval between the first and second had been just three or six months. They did not publish any justification or apology. Starzzzzzz's disregard for Outlander fans is nothing new and portrays well what one side of the fandom (chosen as a scapegoat) has been feeling for years, only this time misfortune came for everyone. Well, we're talking about a company that in the year 2024 still thinks that focusing on the female audience means exposing males as an available piece of meat. A company that keeps Outlander in its catalog for so long because it knows that's what makes a profit. There is no concern about quality of interactions or consideration for the public. But the interesting thing about this is that it seems that only our side of the fandom has noticed this... for years. The other segments always resigned themselves to the crumbs offered and always criticized us for complaining about the lack of publicity and interaction. They thought we did it just because we wanted to watch S&C videos, photos or interviews together; They accused us of mixing fiction with reality, but in reality we were always demanding the basics. It's impossible that Starzzzzz's eternal apologists have never noticed over the years how other companies treat their customers on hiatus and how Starzzzzzz treats Outlander fans.

The fact that Starzzzzzz behaves in the most unprofessional way possible is nothing new for us. Who remembers another entertainment company whose CEO uses interviews or social media to talk about actors' private lives or incite hatred against a specific group of customers? It's interesting to see now, how some of the people who applauded him at the time (even though it was totally unprofessional), are angry because they will have to wait for something, without any plausible justification. I really hope that these people who consider themselves the best fans ever, practically members of the Starzzzzz family, have finally realized that they are just consumers. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

#outlander #thehardlifeofshippers #welcome to the shitshow

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channieandhisgoonsquad · 9 months

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I'm in the mood for requests (and I hate Mondays) so

Surrogate au. MC is already pregnant and showing, and they haven't had intercourse since they found out, becoming frustrated as time passes.

When they go out, no one knows the nature of their relationship, and so MC is object of flirting and admiration from other men who notice how beautiful that pregnant lady looks and compliment her constantly. MC takes the praise gladly and feels flattered that she's still considered gorgeous in her state.

I wonder how the baby daddies would react...

Do with it what you want

Vrbcbrynfv tv d 👍🏻 roger that babe.

“Those are our babies in there...”

“Miss, you are glowing.” The younger man at the market had stopped y/n from focusing on the baby stuff that her, Minho, and Han had been looking at for the room. She was too kind to end the conversation with anyone, as the men had come to learn over the last year, and replied easily.

She was blushing, but that was to be expected when a man younger than herself complimented her in this state. And she was so sexually frustrated. She had been fucked daily multiple times by the men she was with, and now they won’t even kiss her now that she is with child. “I don’t feel it, but thank you. The babies are making me feel like a whale at this point.” She rubbed the big belly that held their babies. Reminding herself of what got her to this point; the gorgeous couple you were staying with.

Han looked over to his husband and saw how pissed he was becoming. They hadn’t told y/n anything, but the men spoke to each other of how protective they felt towards her.

“No way, miss. You are gorgeous. If anything, the belly makes you even more beautiful.” He was buttering her up so much. It seems he’s realized that she was here with a gay couple, thus she appeared to be fair game.

She looked over to the men as she stuttered, unable to find the right response as she became more amused and excited by the comments. “You’re too kind. Thank you for the sweet words.”

“If you don’t currently have a boyfriend, I would love to take you out some time?”

That was it. Minho couldn’t stop observing any longer. The sexual frustration of not fucking her for the last three months and watching this stranger trying to get to know her was overflowing.

“She’s actually with us. Those are our babies in there. So, she will not be going out with random boys on the street. But thank you for noticing how beautiful she is. Bye.”

Han and y/n both stood in place around the clothing rack with their mouths agape. Staring down the man they both cared for extremely. Both shocked that he actually said that in public, but not really at the same time. Han knew he was possessive of the babies and watching her like a hawk, but THIS was something new.

Y/n turned around to apologize but the younger man had already ran away with his tail between his legs. She was furious now. And that fury was coming out in the form of tears due to the wacky hormones, “Lee Minho. I don’t know what overcame you just now. But that was completely inappropriate.”

He rolled his eyes at your comment on the matter, trying to decide if it’s best to backtrack or say what’s on his mind. “You are with us technically. I will be damned if you are alone with a stranger while our babies are inside.”

“I was going to reject him myself. I’m here for you guys. You two are enough for me.”

The surprise was evident on Minhos face. Maybe he did overreact. Han spoke up, “You have every right to be upset. I’m so sorry he spoke over you like that. Let’s just go home, yeah?”

You agreed with him since you were unable to get a hold of your emotions. Han took your hand in his own and allowed Minho to follow behind them. They both needed a second to recover from his theatrics.

My favorite people: @sweetracha @2chopsticks2eyes @lyramundana @moonlightndaydreams

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profoundlyyvanilla · 1 month

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🎟️🎟️

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hit-the-dirt-and-get-back-on · 6 months

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#this is me #welcome to the shitshow #me #my face #your blogger #blog owner #iowa girl #iowa #brunette #curly hair #brown eyes #iowa equestrian

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whatsnewalycat · 10 months

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masterlist | ao3 | spotify | taglist

This is an 18+ blog. DNI if you're under the age of 18.

I write fanfics for Pedro Pascal characters but post whatever. You’re an adult, you can figure it out.

Most Recent Writing:

Surrender / Part 2 of Ruthless / Stepdad Joel Miller x Reader (posted 4.15)

Chapter 9: Where The Wild Things Are / Designated Person

Ruthless / Stepdad Joel Miller x f!Reader (posted 2.18)

Chapter 17: I'll Be Your Mirror / Psychomanteum (Dieter Bravo x OFC Louella) posted 1.28

Chapter 16: Famous Last Words / Psychomanteum posted 1.13

Once in a Blue Moon / Dieter Bravo x HotelStaff!Reader posted 12.24

On The Docket:

Ch 10: Designated Person (Frankie Morales x f!reader)

Ch 6: Wyoming (Part 3) / Passenger (Trucker!Din Djarin x OFC Charlie)

Feel free to talk to drop in my asks or DMs if you ever wanna tell me a spooky story or talk about almost anything your little heart desires 🖤✨

#welcome to the shitshow #whatsnewalycat writes

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top-the-cat · 8 months

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I'm suddenly getting loads more followers, who I assume are here for the political cartoons and pithy comments on UK politics in general....

Welcome.

Best believe there's also a lot of titties on my page too though....

#uk politics #welcome to the shitshow

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swampstew · 1 year

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Meet the Vice-Captain ~ Massacre Soldier Killer

If you were worried about Captain Kid being a handful, rest assured that the Vice-Captain will handle shit. Killer is one cool customer. Always level headed, quiet but highly observant, smarter than the Kid Pirates, Heart Pirates and Straw Hat Pirates combined but sometimes he'll drink Kid's dumb bitch juice. Don't ever ask him what's under the mask - its nunyabusiness unless he decides he trusts you enough. Still feeling skittish about the Massacre Soldier? Ok, let's see if we can get you to feel more secure around him.

Meet your Captain -> ☠️

Killer is the mother hen of the crew - he makes sure everyone is well fed, accounted for, drags the crew by the ear to the infirmary if he feels they aren't taking their health seriously, and he is religious about using sunscreen every day (himself and everyone on the crew) - breaking out the tanning oil on his days off.

His passions are cooking, playing drums, making sure his best friend doesn't do something stupid, and taking care of his beautiful hair. He hasn't cut it in 12 years and he has no plans to do so in the future so don't fuck with his hair or he might poison your pasta. Jk, he wouldn't do that to food...unless you do something super fucked up to his hair like cut his strands when you think he's not paying attention. Then he will decapitate you over dinner. Better not eat the red sauce, it may be blood or it may be marinara but do you really want to take the chance to find out?

Most of the crew originated from the South Blue so you could say they're a pretty close knit family. Anyone recruited after they left their island, Killer tends to be more guarded around. He has rapport and history with everyone else; he just needs time to adjust to a new presence and feel out if they're worthy enough to get to know the real him.

That said, Killer might wear his mask all the time by your perceptions; however, when it's just him and his nakama he has no qualms about taking the mask off and letting his hair down. He still won't laugh out loud, only the truly privileged (read: Kid) will ever hear him if he can't choke it down fast enough. If he has a romantic partner, it will take a year at best before he lowers his walls down enough to even attempt broaching the subject.

Killer has the patience of a saint. He has too, have you seen who his best friend is? However, even Killer has his limits and has no issue cutting down someone who fucks around too much. Within the crew, he is not above knocking heads or pulling earlobes - he gives a MEAN titty twister if you really piss him off. He fucking hates pranks that are directed at him, however if you clue him in to your plans on someone else, he might be convinced to help you out - within reason of course. He's not without a sense of humor.

Killer has dedicated his life to watching over Kid and helping him achieve his goals. His ambitions are Kid's ambitions and he will stop at nothing to make his friend King of the Pirates. No one deserves it more than Kid, in his opinion. If you get in the way of their dreams - as a crewmember or a lover - they (yep they make the decision together) kick you off the ship.

This goes without saying but never make fun of Killer's devotion to Kid or of his laugh, he will kill you without even blinking.

Welcome to the crew and try not to piss him or Kid off too much.

#swampstew #swampstew stories #swampstew.daydreams #killer one piece #one piece killer #eustass kid #kid pirates #massacre soldier killer #op kid pirates #welcome to the shitshow #welcome to the crew #kid pirate nakama #raven tries something different #Kid Pirates induction #maybe i'll do more?#op killer #kamazo the manslayer

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true-bean · 1 year

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I love how fucking fast y’all get on tumblr when ao3 goes down like dear lord what’re y’all doin with your lives

#ao3 #‘but Alex you’re on tumblr because ao3 is down’#and ? fuck you #welcome to the shitshow

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buff-muffin · 7 months

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Still pulling thing together for the cosplay I’m building and plan to post it once done. But… this is a semi decent sneak peek of what it looks like. Only 25 days away. It’s like spooky Christmas but for losers.

#don’t get pissy at this being early im Australian #literally picking up the last main supplies for it tomorrow #does it look good? no. does that make it funnier? yea #sun fnaf #daycare attendant #sundrop #spooky month begins #im not going any tober challanges im on a cosplay grind/hj #I also don’t have a death wish <3 #welcome to the shitshow

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outlanderskin · 1 month

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I was thinking...the end of Outlander will have an impact on Sam's alcohol business and MPC in the long run. That's why I thought his and his team's idea of contacting all those "drinks" social influencers girls (and some professional female bartenders) was very clever so his brand could reach another audience. I believe that the intention with all the fitness influencers is the same, but in relation to the mpc. This was my feeling when I saw the backpack. Mpc is an excellent fitness program, but we need to admit that a big part of the audience that is on mpc is there because of Sam. He has said something very realistic a few times, he is aware about the fact in his profession things can be very ephemeral. He needs to sell the program to a more independent audience, who are really interested in the fitness aspect and the fitness influencers/ personal trainers can offer it because this is their public . The "problem" is that any woman he approaches, for whatever reason, receives excessive attention and many of them end up really enjoying it. As the world of influencers works as an exchange of influence (literally), this ends up creating a web that is sometimes too intrinsic, especially when many spiders want to be fed.

#welcome to the shitshow

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davidaugust · 3 months

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This applies to a lot right now.

#book cover #funny #funny memes #welcome to the shitshow #shitshow #child #dog #golden books #memes #meme

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dobbdobbz · 1 month

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Some completed ychs from todaaaaaayyyy

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psychosimp17 · 4 months

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Writers:

If you haven't both cussed yourself out and made yourself sob tears of either anguish or happiness, are you REALLY doing right by your WIP...??? 🙈😅🖋

#writer problems #writers on tumblr #emotional rollercoaster #welcome to the shitshow #fanficftw

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trishbo · 1 year

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Well, after spending the day in a symposium, I tried to comment on a post of @nancydrewwouldnever and @annislittleshopofhorrors but tumblr said something was wrong and my post just vanished in the air.

Now I’m going to try again to post my thoughts about one of the pictures, specifically the carving pumpkin one.

IMO it seems pretty much staged for the fandom, for us who reacted at pumpkingate exposing the bullshit.

You grab two pumpkins put on the table and use the same picture you had on your cellphone to create pumpkingate, just smile for the picture and everyone will believe.

Did anyone checked when this picture was taken?

#chrisevans #welcome to the shitshow

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