#yeah I ain’t about that

[voilaammayi]

John Watson saying you join me and my companion/colleague/friend/flat mate while the only thing I can think of is oh please cut the bullshit.

Companion is already the gayest word in existence and yet you want to salvage yourself by flat mate in a desperate try of not using roommate which is actually nothing more than just the second gayest word in existence and you and I both know it.

Who do you think you’re fooling John, my beloved sweet summer child, only yourself I’m afraid.

#sherlock and co #it’s all about the childlike wonder and awkward words fumbling with this man #don’t you even try taking him away from me #actually who’s gonna bet with me that john will be the last person to know that he himself has fallen in love with sherlock #not would but will because it w i l l happen one day #like come on companion?? are we in the victorian times once again trying not to get arrested for the gayness or what please #do you mean companion like maybe achilles and patroclus? yeah well they were gay #or maybe companion like ennis del mar and jack twist that summer on brokeback mountain? oh no would you look at that they were gay too #you ain’t fooling anybody darling #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #johnlock #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co

[happy74827]

So… I just watched Godzilla x Kong: New Empire and I just have two things to say {spoiler free}

-Kong and Zilla are so sibling coded

-Trapper.

…That’s all. Goodnight 🫡

#please tell me I ain’t the only one #MANS WAS SO FINE BRUH #I’m about to write some fics frfr #lemme know if y’all want any cuz I’m so down for it #Literally lived for his and Bernie’s dynamic #I was scared about the rotten tomatoes for this movie but it was actually top tier #Kong and Zilla have such a sibling relationship istg #but yeah Trapper… THAT MAN 😮‍💨 #godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla #king kong #trapper #trapper godzilla x kong #dan stevens #fanfic #x reader #reader #fanfiction #trapper x reader #godzilla x kong fanfiction #godzilla vs kong

[whitesunlars]

truly believe the greatest strengths of the Jewish people are our ability to question everything and our ability to laugh at everything

#Jewish #jumblr #literally everyone just laughing at the blocklist #like yeah I’m a Zionist I have it in my bio #but I don’t post about I/p I post fandom shit and antisemitism #if you think posting about antisemitism is an issue #one of here is a bigot and it ain’t my ass that just believes Jews need self determination for safety #in fact the more you hate Jews the more Zionist I am #since you’re proving my belief that we need self determination for safety #how embarrassing for you and how hilarious for me #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[renardsruses]

Watermelon sugar!! 🍉

#this was just supposed to be a quinacridone magenta and viridian inspired palette #when I took painting electives in school those colors mixed together always enamored me bc of the fantastic neutrals they make #anyways it turned into watermelon sugar bc it came on at work and I was like o yeah forget about that song #so here’s a pink n green ww #trigun fanart #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #I missed the last ww wedesnday of the year but…if I post him on a Friday call that Good Friday babey #anyways #renardsruses #renardsrusesart #my art #trigun #dad bod woowoo #dad bod wolfwood my beloved #also if it ain’t obvious I love bright colors but I also love neutrals I just love colors #shAPES AND COLORS

[padawansuggest]

Like the whole 'living at home in your 20s means you don't gotta do anything' trend needs to die. Sometimes I go into dads room with the ENTIRE PURPOSE of asking dad if I can make him something for dinner lol. Some of you just have zero want to take care of family. Couldn't be me, im making him a grilled cheese just cause he asked if and said he doesn't feel well lol

#I’m not saying this as a child who thinks they HAVE to take care of fam #but man I love my dad yeah I’ll make him food for no reason other than move #than love wtf you on that you can’t help cool di #cook dinner #this ain’t even about not loving your fam #some of you just take advantage of them to an unhealthy degree and both sides make jokes over it #like maybe it’s just me and fam casue our love language is gifts and as #acts if service #but nothing makes me happier than to see his happy grin and just pleased love when I make him dinner just for him #we’re both picky eaters too #sometimes our safe foods don’t #match. but we’ll still try and make something appropriate for the other if not amazing

[itzsassha]

JUST ANOTHER FUN DAY ON THE INTERNET….

Some random psychopath decided to post this nasty comment about Placide on my mod page.

😒humm… well

I’m fully aware that the majority of people in the cyberpunk 2077 community don’t like Placide, but simply disliking a character is one thing.. what this person stated in their very stupidly obnoxious comment above is way beyond the context of just “character-hate” .. there’s obviously more to that. And do not tell me that this is a normal healthy behavior of an individual who is actually mentally stable.. or that this has nothing to do with racial discrimination.

this is one the reasons why I didn’t want to make the mod public in the first place.

After all the effort and love that i invested into making this mod.. now i have to witness these weirdos goin to my mod page comment section to say that they will dress up Placide so that they can go and butcher him in-game.. this is actually sickening.

This person is not solely disrespecting the respective character ..this person is also disrespecting me as a mod author..

Honestly I’m so tired of this .. just cut this man some slack for fukk sake.. Placide might have his flaws.. pure truth .. BUT .. There’s so much more to him then what just meets the eye. He is such a complex character that is vastly underrated and is just extremely miss-understood .... i wish people wouldn’t rush into instantly condemning his actions in such a harsh judgmental way while refusing to look at that particular situation that involves him, V and the voodoo boys from a different perspective.

I don’t think Placide deserves all this perpetual hate that he so often gets from people in this fandom.

#cyberpunk 2077 #Placide #voodoo boys #about fandom #nexus mods #cyberpunk 2077 fandom #yeah.. this how I remember why I actually like spending time in nature and around animals instead of people #I thought about taking down the mod but I won’t do it.. cos i know why it’s there to begin with #and also out of respect for all the the amazing people who helped me in the the process of creating the mod #who took their time to test it and take such beautiful images of him for me.. #that’s why.. cos of gratitude #but bro #god prohibits me seeing anyone commenting similar shit under my posts of Placide or the tag section #here on Tumblr #I won’t be responsible for my behavior #just letting y’all know #I ain’t letting anybody in this Bbittch fukkk with my man like that #not on my watch.. not while I’m alive and breathing

[age-of-moonknight]

“Tigra,” Vengeance of the Moon Knight (Vol. 2/2024), #2.

Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Alessandro Cappuccio; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Vengeance of the Moon Knight vol. 2 #Vengeance of the Moon Knight 2024 #Moon Knight comics #latest release #Moon Knight #Tigra #Greer Nelson #Reese #Hunter’s Moon #Yehya Badr #Soldier #greatest evidence we have that this is either Marc changed on an incredibly fundamental level or he ain’t Marc at all #not just the mission regurgitating the dude (heck yeah get his rear Midnight Mission) #but how this guy talks about the mission afterwards #idk I just don’t think Marc Steven or Jake would use that kind of language #and I know the Doylist reason that the Mission didn’t just eat the guy is «so the comic’s plot can continue» #but it does leave for some interesting watsonian interpretations #perhaps the Mission detected some faint level good buried in there (or maybe he is just a really messed up Marc)? #but anyway homie can shadow travel now so there’s that

[adelaidedrubman]

flirting lessons with millie and lae’zel 

#and disregard astarion in the background having to listen to this. this ain’t about him. #anyways yeah i might be back on my bullshit. #oc: millie #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #lae'zel #otp: step from the shadows

[alarrylarrie]

I think that article is actually incredibly interesting- if you only read Louis’ quotes. I’d throw the bit about Simon out in the trash, but that’s clearly a non-disparage clause ad infinitum talking, not Louis himself.

He couches what he says about Harry- in my opinion, tries to defend him while treading VERY lightly, because he has to, of course. He says, about his Grammy’s speech: “we all came from humble beginnings” basically explaining what Harry meant. Then, in talking about Harry’s fame- he says “we all knew Harry fit that mold” which doesn’t cast any dispersions on Harry, it’s actually a lot closer to ‘Harry was born to do this and was set up from practically day one to do this’ - and that’s not untrue, is it?

It’s the author who puts all the malice into that article. Louis’ quotes, themselves, seem like everything I’d expect him to be able to, (and willing) to say.

#also I just freaking love how authors try SO HARD to pit them against each other #it’s more of the ‘oh they’re so impossibly different so they couldn’t be together’ #they are gagging for the Justin/*NSYNC narrative #and it just.. #ain’t happening lol #also I love Louis being like #yeah you’re not getting crap about Harry out of me lady #he my husband #and as for his success- well- joint bank account baby #also it’s not like Louis is not successful?? #but we’ve talked about that at length #ANYWAY #SOME PEOPLE - that author #can stay mad and choke about the boys not hating each other

[autisticlancemcclain]

always wanted to write an antony/cleopatra klance au tbh

#to be clear not an au of the shakespeare play bc i haven’t read it #but like. putting keith in ancient rome and lance in ancient egypt lol #i once saw this post #idk how true it is #about how cleopatra would soak the sails of her ships in her perfume so that people would know she was coming days before she arrived #and i was like yeah. if that ain’t lance

[starlooove]

No bc how do u simultaneously ship chaipunk and chaiflower but then turn around and have an issue with punkflower bc of ages YOU MADE UP like

#no bc the whole age discourse is so stupid #like i got called a proshipper for liking punkflower when first of all I read comics #and second hobie literally has no age #like 3 different niggas from the movie said 3 different things #and me personally idc which interpretation u follow if ur a movie only #like for example I don’t like hobie getting sexualized bc I see him as 16 bc I read comics and he’s a teen there #but if u see him as 19 bc u saw the movie #I’ll privately think ur weird and all but I’m not gonna hold it against u bc u ONLY saw the movie #that’s ur frame of reference #and the three niggas diff opinions #were 16 19 or up to interpretation #which is why it gets me so pressed when niggas are like X director said 19 #like yeah but Y director said 16 and Z director said u decide so what now #like i LOVE that ppl are ready to call out shit like that yknow #i just think this circumstance ain’t it bc it is literally based on u and how you’ve interacted with the media #everyone keeps comparing it to genshins traveler but even then everyone has the exact same information to go off of #thats not to be said in this case bc if I start talking about shit from the comics a movie only is gonna look at me crazy #and i don’t say movie only derogatorily btw it’s just a fact #no that pissed me off #AND WHEN I SAID I WASNT PROSHIP THEY SAID MY DEFENSIVENESS MADE IT TRUE LIKE BESOFR #anyways the weirdest part to me was that the movie DID imply something between gwen and hobie #like whether it was happening or not there was very much a basis for miles’ jealousy being set up #and if u rlly think hobie is that much older it’s weird to me idk #and i feel like a lot of y’all aren’t being honest and just wanna sexualize him #despite the whole pub things the common consensus is 19 which is like minimum to not make u look creepy #and if someone tried to ship hobie with an adult yall would KNOW it’s weird despite being in ur late 20s and making i wanna rude edits #and again that’s just private thoughts based on my interpretation which I know isn’t factual bc the creators literally can’t make up their #-minds #and PSA Im perfectly fine with being wrong if hobie is solidly confirmed to be an adult in the movie I just think there’s nothing solidly #for or against it as of now so fighting forreal over it is stupid. can’t wait till y’all ignore him again 😭

[onlyzhuyilong]

Zhu YiLong’s recent drama & film roles featured in Shanghai Students Post Publication. X

#zhu yilong #朱一龙 #朱一龍 #주일룡 #please stand by for the queue #everything they said about only the river flows is so true ;_; like imagine such a film getting hype #also yes to watching it twice minimum that’s a must xD #ma zhe #only the river flows #lost in the stars #lighting up the stars #the rebel #text posts #what do you mean you ain’t done a role like he fei before Long Ge #my heart was fine until I read the ending …yeah I wanted to scream in the cinema like bro

[librawritesstuff]

Happy HalfNakedWednesday and a warmup for yet another psychopath role

(pic and caption via moviesfilmsandflix.com)

#shaun evans #dread movie 😱 #this ain’t fuzzy endeavour #the wednesday special #idk how I feel about a hot looking psychopath #yeah i do when it’s Evans

[deityofhearts]

I have so many thoughts about mlp, especially trixie

#deity dialogue #mlp had an ‘I hate magicians’ agenda #justice for trixie all she wanted to do was put on magic shows to entertain and inspire :/ #she quite literally wasn’t hurting anyone until someponies showed up and started acting like she was being an evil liar #y’all ain’t never heard of magicians??? :/ #I feel like in my own imagining of mlp it would go like this #twilight thinks there’s right and wrong ways to do magic and doesn’t like how trixie does magic and gets upset about that #limited worldview that she needs to move on from #applejack would see the act as deceitful and lying and get upset #pinkie would love the show because she knows what acts are #fluttershy would also find it nice #rainbow dash supports her friends and if they’re mad so is she basicaly #idk where rarity stands #and basically the episode would be about acknowledging that sometimes you’re wrong and can just hurt people and lash out because of it #and like basically them going ‘hey we were really rude and hurtful to trixie’ #like hey started shit first from what I remember then trixie acted accordingly #like idk y’all started bothering her at her own damn show unprompted for what reason? yeah she did magic shit to y’all but it can be argued #that one it was because it was a part of the show to her and two it was because y’all were acting out first #thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[pippinscribs]

Listening to character playlists late at night is a dangerous activity what if I wanna draw them

#don’t look too close at the anatomy I know it ain’t great #but yes yeah I’m still not shutting up about Cordi #cordi (oc) #original characters #trolls #my art #illustration #character illustration

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Listen good and well ⚪️ people, Mielle is not for you(only exception is if you have wavy hair) when the bottle says “it’s for all hair types” it means it’s meant for OUR(BLACK) hair types which is coily, curly to wavy hair( and even then, the wavy hair on black people is different than the ones on white people.)

Mielle even tells you itself that it’s not for the average white person when you do their hair test on their website that selects products that fit your needs

It’s asking about CURLS! Something most of you powder bandits don’t even have.

Mielle is not a brand for you. Leave the black products alone.

And for those of you are going to say “oh, we should support black business!” “Y’all are trying to stop her bag!”

Monique will be just fine with black or curly haired people supporting her. She doesn’t need you white people to survive, black people don’t need you to survive.

Madam CJ Walker, the first black and female self made millionaire, didn’t need white people to being her products to support her. Which we all know no white person was about to be going near a black persons hair products in the early 1900’s. It was black people who made her a millionaire by buying her products.

Overall, stop buying black peoples products when you know good and well it isn’t meant for your hair. Especially when you’re only using it because some white influencer told you so and now you wanna make ish trending.

#black girls of tumblr #tired of this bs #y’all raised the prices up in some areas #have the nerve to not even be using the oil correctly #then fricking complain that it’s too greasy for your hair #well yeah Sherlock! #It ain’t meant for you and your straight hair! #and I don’t even use Mielle’s products anymore #I’m just not going to let a a bunch of powdereshas steal our ish fight about it with us and then stop using it once it’s not a trend anymore #mielle rosemary oil #mielleorganics #black hair #curly hair #coilyhair #wavy hair #white people #curly natural hair #natural hair #and they did the same thing with the natural hair movement #they somehow found a way to include themselves in a movement started for black people in celebration of OUR natural hair #alix earle