#yall come to oregon

[igotmyhashpipee]

For any luvvies living in the states (specifically Idaho) they just passed some more laws further restricting and endangering our beautiful trans people.

#yall come to oregon #idaho #trans laws #transgender #trans rights #idaho news

[visenyaism]

your tags!!! your tags are very important!! and everybody and their mother seems to turn a blind eye on the orientalism and only say “but look it’s not a white savior narrative!!! it’s a criticism!!!” (and me personally i hate dune and i don’t wanna watch it i can’t get past the orientalism as a mena muslim it sickens me) and the book is incredibly racist and i found out it was sand dunes in oregon who inspired him to write the book there but this ghoul herbert thought hey yall what do sand dunes remind you of? mystic primitive dwellers... sand arabs am i right haha... sand and arabs haha” which is so infuriating i wish i could tell him to kill himself. nobody ever seems to say anything ab how racist and orientalist it is and how the movie (i saw a couple scenes of the fremen) aesthetifies that i was appalled by how they were portrayed on arrakis in those scenes from the first movie. appalled. anyway i had to rant. thanks for reading me

yeah i think “dune is a text that is fundamentally trying to be an anti-white savior and anti-colonial narrative” and “these themes are also undercut because frank herbert is indulging in a lot of orientalism throughout” are truths that need to coexist. like the fremen are very much a hodgepodge of bedouin and amazigh cultures plus whatever frank herbert is thinking of all filtered through his pretty lazy conception of what Islam is. Like instead of coming up with a language for the fremen he just has them speak Arabic as the alien language in the book.

The movies do some to change this but a lot of it got repeated with the visuals and costuming and some of the acting choices. like why do the “fundamentalists” have heavy accents whereas enlightened skeptic Chani talks like an american. what did they mean by that. I wish that the discourse around it had a little bit more room for the nuance that while it tries to accomplish all of these things as a text it’s also still Orientalist. it IS a criticism of those tropes as a narrative but that doesn’t make it immune from criticism

#the book assumes its american audience has never met a muslim in their lives. maybe in 1966 it was more true but now that’s just laughable

[gay4harm]

Who is she?

Pairing: Shuriri x reader

A/N: so I know I said I was doing a fic for shuri but once I started it I could not finish it lol. This will be a series but I don't know how I feel about so we just gonna start with this first chapter and if yall like it then I'll keep writing for it. Enjoy

Shuri knew about Riri's secret life

she knew of her dangerous lifestyle and the team she rolled with

she knew of the young avengers and most of all she knew about you. She knew of your beauty, your determination and the way you carried yourself. She also had heard of what you and Riri had been through.

She knew you two were close and about the kiss you had shared

well, multiple kisses

and how you guys had almost reached third base but Shuri didn't mind.

Riri and Shuri had talked about it

If the opportunity had came up where Riri and you were going to have sex then Shuri wanted Riri to take it

and obviously tell her all about it after.

Riri had never told you about hers and Shuri's relationship when you guys had first started out.

You guys weren't in a relationship and you guys still weren't

But now you and her were starting to get serious and you were starting to fall in love.

Which was your first time

But Riri saw this and she knew it was time for you to meet Shuri and hopefully expand your relationship

So that's how they ended up in this situation

Riri taking Shuri to meet you and her friends; people she had considered family

"Riri are you sure about this? What if they don't like me? What if she isn't open to it? What if-"

"Shuri, baby chill, they gonna love you, I promise." Riri reassures Shuri, she expected her to be a little nervous but she knew you would love her.

Being the leader of the group of misfits you called family was the best thing that could have happened for you.

Well that and Riri

You had never met anyone like her

She was kind and gentle, she cared about you

which you couldn't say for a lot of people

You and Riri had been through a lot, you've fought for her, killed for her and she's done the same for you.

You wanted to take things slow, just so you could make sure it was real. You didn't exactly have a lot of good experiences with people.

You didn't have any family

well actually you kind of did

correction; you had family they just didn't know who you were, just how you had forgot about mostly everything but thankfully your memory was coming back and you were happy, you didn't have any unnecessary drama and things with Riri were great

They were so great that tonight you wanted to tell Riri you loved her

You and everyone else were getting ready to train outside when your favorite person came into few with someone behind her, you recognized her face. The curly hair with shaved sides was familiar, her sharp jawline and charming smile was something you had sworn you had seen, same as the tribal tattoo that was adorned on her hand, you just couldn't put your finger on it.

Riri spoke up as she walked over to everyone

"Yo wassup" Riri exclaimed as she went to dap up Elijah, or better known as Patriot or more like a knock off of Sam Wilsons Captain America. "How you doing Williams, college life treating you right?"

"I guess, you know my professors be on something."

Riri walks around greeting everyone before she got to you last. "Hey ma." She wraps her arms around your figure and you bend your head down to stuff your face in Riri's neck allowing you to smell the lavender and amber she mostly wore.

Her butterfly locs pulled back into a ponytail which showed off her bare face, it was a little chilly in oregon, the place where you had been getting calls about a creature that would visit random towns at the same time in the night and wreck the place, even going as far to hurting a few people and even successfully killed two people.

Riri's cropped puffer jacket made sense, she paired it with a cropped black tee and gray joggers with a chain dangling down her neck, pulling the whole outfit together. She pulled away from you to walk back over to her friend, which is what you had hoped they were.

"Um who's your friend Ri?"

"You seriously don't know who that is?" You looked over to Kamala with a confused look, you had never met nor seen this person, or at least that's what you though. You weren't sure.

"There are sadly a lot of things I don't know."

"That's Shuri Udaka" You slowly shook your head, clueless. "She's the black panther and the queen of Wakanda" You gave an even more confused look. "Oh?"

You turned to Riri as she spoke up"This is Shuri, she's my girlfriend."

"Girlfriend!?" You realized how loud you got and corrected yourself as everyone looked at you. "I-I mean girlfriend? You never told us you had a girlfriend Riri" You looked at her with to many emotion to name.

How could she do this?

String you along as if she didn't have a girlfriend this whole time.

especially with someone as attractive as Shuri and she was a literal queen?

You couldn't believe it

Why would she bring her here?

"I do hope it's ok that I'm here, it's just- Riri talks about you guys all the time and-"

"Oh really? Cause she's never said anything about you." Even though you were talking to Shuri you stared at Riri the whole time. Maybe it was to see if her face would say something her mouth didn't but as you looked her blank expression didn't change.

As Shuri talked you couldn't help but interrupt.

"So Shuri how long are you staying?"

"Oh well I cleared my schedule so I could spend time with Riri and get to know all of you."

"Oh your staying overnight?"

"Well I hope thats not a problem"

"No its just- we kind of have an important mission that I've been working on for about a week, I'm surprised Riri didn't tell you knowing as she did help me on it a bit."

"Oh well I can always help if you guys need it."

"It's not that kind of mission, I worked really hard on it and-"

"Yo Y/N chill she just wanted to help, I'm the one who told her it would be cool" You turn towards Riri and scoff lowly. "That doesn't matter Riri, you can't just call the shots around here, your not the leader of this group." Riri steps closer to you as if you had said something wrong. "Since when has that mattered? It ain't even a big deal."

"But that's just the thing Riri it is a big deal, you can't just decide whether something does or doesn't happen." By now you and Riri were face to face. You had never gotten this upset at Riri but why wouldn't you be, she had lied to you and not only was she in a relationship, she brought her girlfriend to meet you and your guys friends.

Before Riri could say anything else you walked away but not before giving Riri the most dirty stare you could muster.

How could she just play in your face as if all of it meant nothing?

You just need to get your mind off of it.

what better way to get your mind off something than killing a bloodthirsty monster?

A few hours had went by.

You and the team were all ready, Shuri would have to stay in the ship but she said she was fine with it.

You all had just arrived to the last town on your list.

As you and the team rode up, the air was still and everything was quiet, not a soul to be seen.

"We should split up and look around, if you see anything do not engage, just notify everyone on your comms. Alright?" Everyone nods and you all head in your own separate ways.

You walked around, the cold breeze sending a shiver down your spine. There was no one around, it looked like a ghost town.

But why would a creature with cruel intentions go to a place with zero people?

You had spent at least half and hour checking in on everyone, walking around and waiting but nothing happened, you looked at your watch, 7:00 on the dot. The sun was starting to go down and it became colder, you reach to tell everyone it was time to go but before you could the ground shook which didn't make any sense, it didn't feel like an earthquake. It felt as if someone was stomping on the ground.

But who or what would be big enough to do that?

You turn to see a big boulder hurdling in your direction but you moved out the way just in time.

You look around when you see it.

A 10 foot mucky green blob

or at least thats what you thought it was until its arms and head began to take form, the creatures body looked like a man but its head resembled that of a lizard. Its skin was made up of what look like slime and instead of feet it slithered around.

The creature didn't seem to notice you and to keep it that way you slowly backed up and as you did you heard it before you saw it. The sound of a twig being stepped on and the gasp that was awfully loud brought the attention of the slimy beast and as soon as it saw you it lunged forward ready to attack.

You draw out your shiny gold sword but before it reached you the sound of something else ripped through the air

or better yet someone else

Teddy or better known as Hulkling another version of the Hulk yelled out "Hey why don't you pick on someone your own size!?" His shapeshifting really payed off as he grew ten times his size

the creature took this as a challenge and began to shift over to Teddy, it reached into its chest and as it took its hand out, the once dark green color that was its skin was now lighter and it appeared to be glowing, its now neon green slimy hand began to drip down and as it hit the ground the once live green grass turned black and dead, you realized what was about to happen.

Before the slime monster came up to Teddy you yelled out, "Teddy wait don't let it touch you!"

He looked over to you but before the words could process a glob of slime was flung onto Teddys arm as he fell due to the burning sensation, his skin burned and it was evident in the way part of the skin on his arm began to melt off.

His cries and screams tore a hole in your heart as it gained the attention of everyone else.

of course everyone's first instinct was to charge forward but you stopped them. "Wait no! don't touch it!"

"How are we supposed to kill it if we can't touch it?"

"I-I don't know but Teddys hurt we have to get him out of here"

You walk up, hoping you can slip pass it and help teddy but before you can it turns around and without another thought it rushes towards you and you step back but not without tripping on a rock that you could have sworn wasn't there before.

You couldn't even get up before you had heard a voice, it wasn't anything familiar, it was deep and rough, you could hardly make anything out of what it was saying.

You froze, stuck in place as the monster inched closer to you. Its not like you could fight this thing, you didn't want to risk touching it but that wasn't the only reason why you couldn't move.

Its eyes, they were neon green, a light and vibrant color but the only thing in those eyes were pure darkness

It hypnotized you, it felt.... normal or maybe normal wasn't the word more like familiar, like the evilness it carried felt right.... it felt comforting

It was wrong but why did it feel so right?

It spoke, this time more clearly

Y/N L/N, you may think what your doing is good, that your a hero but you'll always be a killer. Its in your blood.

You had completely forgot where you were at, the thing in sight was the creature and its haunting presence, its words ringing in your ears.

That was until the entirety of the monsters essence was now all over you

you look over and you see Kate Bishop lowering her bow, you would assume she's the reason it blew up

It wasn't just you that got splashed, everything and everyone was now covered in sticky slime but at least the monster was gone and it was all over

or so you thought

A/N: Sooo how we feeling? Is it good is it bad? Please lmk cause I already have the story in mind and I really hope y'all loved reading it just as much as I loved writing it.

Feedback is most def appreciated so please let me know how y'all feel.

#riri wiliams x reader #riri x reader #riri williams #riri x oc #riri smut #marvel #riri x black fem reader #riri x you #shuri udaku #shuriri x reader #shuri x black!reader #shuri x reader

[flyingspicerack]

Inside Job Pt2Ep3 Myc Analysis Pt1

ALRIGHT FUCKERS! AS THE OFFICAL CEO OF MYC ITS TIME i GIVE YOU MY BREAKDOWN ON EP 3 BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL!!!!!

THIS IS GONNA BE A BIGGUN AND PRETTY MUCH A PLAY BY PLAY SO STRAP IN!!!

The way he's clinging to the rope here? Oh so cute. But also! Very telling of how he's able to distribute his weight? Body and tendrils seem much like.... idk squid/octopus like? Also in this scene, all of the insults he throws around <3 He's such a catty little bitch I also love that Gigi is the one he doesn't insult the most through the ep? Like I know everyone is like OMG ANDRE AND MYC are such good 'friends' and all that (yes i am one of those too) but we see in pt1 that Myc and Gigi hang out a fair bit and I like to think he's got like, a respect for her? Idk

The fucking way the little itty bitty orb inside his orb gets smaller when the flashlight from the security guard hits him is so brief but oh so important to me, oh my GOD this little bit of detail has me HGFUIEOHGFOI:SGHJIO

HHHHH OK FIRSTLY! Reagan tells Myc to, and I quote "Spurt on that guy!" And he refers to himself as a soft serve machine that needs to warm up and cannot just jizz on command, which definitely makes sense. He also says for no one to look at him so.... hes shy

SO THAT leads me to believe, that his jiss doesn't actually need to be processed at all to become the stuff they put in the memory erasing guns, so, they can just erase minds... SO what does that mean for sex with humans, as well as that one time Andre licked Myc's flagella on the yacht during the wedding, he didn't get erased.... thoughts thoughts thoughts

REAGAN YELLING AT HIM AND CALLING HIM A WASTE OF SPACE FUCKING HURT ME

OH MY GOD BABY! NO DONT CRY!!!!!!! UAOGH WHAT THE FUCK

Reagan: Okay I was not ready for that" ME NEITHER BITCH????? MYC CRYING????? WHY WOULD HE CRY????

WAS ANISE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING IN THAT MYC IS ACTUALLY A DWEEB???? UH YEAH?????? IM AS SURPRISED AS YALL ARE

god ok you guys im never gonna stop talking about this, we got so much mushroom lore, we have so much mushroom plot, we have so much MYC LORE AND I AM HERE FOR IT!!!!! AND IM WRITING IT ALL DOWN IN ONE PLACE!! RIGHT HERE!!!

Myc LIED about how old he was prior to this. In Pt1Ep3 we see his RightSwipe profile says 4041 for his age, but this here is his 5000 year reunion, so he's says he's younger than he really is.

He's from "A million year old mushroom hive cluster from the center of the earth" MILLION!!!!!! HES OLDER THAN WE CAN EVEN COMPREHEND

FIRST he apparently lied and said that everyone was jealous of his "huge dong" and he left, THEN JUST IN THIS SCENE, he says that they kicked him out because he was too much of a rebel, AND THEN AT THE END OF HIS RANT he finally comes clean and says that he never went to prom, graduation, AND no one signed his yearbook BECAUSE HE WAS A FUCKING DWEEB THAT LOOKED LIKE THIS:

(yeah honey i'd hate you too)

he was .... a fucking DWEEB! HE WAS A NERD!! THE BRACES?! THE PIMPLES! THE.... somehow.... FACIAL HAIR?? The hat.. yeesh boy ouch

WHEN HE LEFT HE WANTED TO PROVE HE COULD BE SOMEBODY! oH MY LORD!!!! HE CALLS HIMSELF A SINGLE MIDDLE AGED LOSER.... HOW OLD IS HE IF HES MIDDLE AGED IM GOING INSANE OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!

also his name, can we take about the name we have a real full name for him its not Magic Myc, its fucking MYC CELLIUM im going feral here and frothing

This uh.... this makes me..... hes so.... PATHETIC!! He's crying!!! HES FUCKING WHIMPERING AND CRYING AND SNIFLING CAUSE HES SO ASHAMED ABOUT GOING TO HIS REUNION LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HES LITERALLY BABYGIRL I DONT UNDERSTAND???????????????????

why are you so moe? WHY ARE YOU THE CUTEST GUY EVER! HIS GASP! Also like, Reagan, you REALLLY think this dude is never gonna insult you again? I thought you were a super genius? How can you literally be this stupid.

SORTA MUCUS SORTA JIZZ CALLED JUCUS!!!!!!!

I think it is SO AMAZING that the hole down to the mushroom hive is in Oregon, cause like, the worlds biggest mycelium network is under there.... hehe

FRUITY FLAILING ASS BITCH!!

OK If you go to 4:40 and look in the bg, you can see Myc get on the elevator down and he is fucking TREMBLING!! HE is SO nervous!! IM FUCK NGKJENSfewtgfwsg

Myc confirmed leftist, so thats a W but an L for thinking u can ge a nobel prize in podcasting... then again hes a mushroom and doesnt care so he is always a W in my heart

Look how far his flagella can stretch

HOLLOW EARTH! OH ITS SO LOVELY! AND I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT IT

I am very curious to know, if when Myc tells the hive to put a 'psychic metaphor' over the place, is that... only for the characters in the show or is it also for the viewer? It has to be, because we are also human and therefore wouldn't be able to comprehend the societal differences of mushroom dynamics! RIGHT?! SO I will also touch upon things as they happen later with this mindset.

FUCK!! RIGHT HERE!! Myc's asking Reagan if his BREATH smells bad!!!! He touches the top little frills and then puts his tentacle under Reagan's nose!! Does he... His scent glands?? WHAT?? AHHHHH I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS???

... I got one thing to say about stem-mantha... myc sure does love pink bitches .... makes eye contact with anise

LOOK AT HIM ALL.... NERVOUS!

Okay so then... Stem-Mantha asks if Myc was the guy who did puzzles with her parents so she could go have sex... SO, yes, the fucking mushrooms DO fuck each other, AND they have like, parents They dont just grow?? (As seen from Myc wanting to be a mommy in Pt2Ep7)

THEN Myc gets fucking pelted with a goddamn football and we are now included on the information that Myc ran out at graduation before everyone merged consciousnesses and became assimilated. SO It is OH SO interesting to see that each of these mushroom clusters are there OWN individual personalities but THEN they all are joined and have a shared consciousness thats a part of the hive!

Stem-Mantha then asks if the gang are Myc's parole officers, so does that mean that everyone was under the impression he went to like, jail topside after he left hollow earth??

HIS TENDRIL HEART IM FUCKING LOSING IT AHHHHHHH

ALRIGHT!!! FUCKERS FIRSt things first. Yes he wore that stupid fucking "NO FAT CHIX" hat but are we talking about it? NO, well YES, in that he wore it because he was in denail thats it thats the story thank you very much

SECONDLY here is were I'm touching upon the psychic metaphor thing again right here. I am thinking waaaay too deeply about a silly little cartoon and i feel very much like 'charlie pepe silvia meme' right now in idk how meta this whole thing is supposed to be? Like I don't think Myc was actually into dragon ball Z considering it was 5000 years ago and dbz didn't exist then, and we're just supposed to believe dudes was the mushroom equivalent of a little itty bitty pathetic nerd with pimples and acne, right??

but im also crazy coo coo bananas insane in thinkiing how fucking funny would it be if dbz was some kind of true space epic and myc is like, the equivalent of a greek mythology nerd in that hes a little fanboy.

THIRDLY. MY MANS GOT EXTRA STRONG POWERS THAT MAKE HIM EXTRA SENSITIVE?????? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE

His fucking signature babygirl i loooove you its so cute what the FUCK!! and look at how he carried himself like a fucking .... beanie babie, hes full of beans or whatever, i just love how this fucker carries his weight its so cool to look at wtf

HES NERVOUS AGAIN IM JUST GFJHEL"GSGJ"LG I KNOW ITS NOT IMPORTANT BUT IT IS TO ME

They are SO fucking mean to him. But also this scene, you can see that not everyone is on board with Reagan doing this, like they're all really uncomfortable when she pulls this picture up, and Brett isn't even there

Why is there so much jucus... was he tearing up about getting found out? OH LAWDY I HOPE NOT ILL FUCKING CRY?????

HAHHA SO this post has gotten waaay too long so i think i'm gonna make it two parts, so part 2 will be post assimilation!!! Also because posts can only have 30 images and we at the max babes

#inside job #myc #magic myc #myc cellium #character analysis #inside job netflix #reagan ridley #brett hand #andre lee #gigi thompson #glenn dolphman #i am the self assigned ceo of myc so this is all law you have to listen to me /hj #please read this ive been working on this for like almost a week now and its only half done #please like it omg #also hie shadow board if ur seeing this ily

[bloomingdarkgarden]

I foraged 7lbs of wild morels from the forest this week.

Yall. Can you believe!

Morels are exceptionally rare with short harvests (usually in the spring, never this late in summer).

Last week it rained for the first time in like 70 days in our little Oregon kingdom. Our spring was dry this year and the bounty of mushrooms was minimal. When I found all these plentiful beauties I shed a tear because they are so special, magical and tasty (and they look like little fae hats 🧚)

I also found handfuls of the most atrociously perfect huckleberries and made a pie this morning.

Feeling grateful for nature's gifts. Gorging myself on forest treats and lounging the next couple of days just writing fanfiction for you faeries.

New chapter of WBITD coming midweek!

#personal #forest witch #elisabeth speaks #the bounty 🤌

[sawthemusical]

i saw yall yesterday in LA!! it was so good and funny, the songs were so fun and catchy, and i was laughing the whole time and told my friends in oregon yall are coming in may!! even my friends who had never seen saw loved it (and of course me and my other friends who have seen the whole franchise an unhealthy amount of times did too) good luck on the rest of the tour :D

This is so sweet of you thank you!

#inbox #questions #reply

[candydandy-blog1]

Fluffuary Day 1: Watch the Snow

A fluffy February writing challenge I made up for myself, because I really need to practice writing stuff 1.) everyday, and 2.) that isn’t just horror. So enjoy reading about watching the snowfall with Ford. Also, yeah, I know this is a day late on here, but let’s just ignore that.

First person pov, no y/n, no use of any names except for Ford so this can be a reader insert, reader likes the snow like a weirdo

Word count: 579

Wind blew across the Oregon forest and accompanied the falling snow through the countless branches and trees. White began to cover the ground and various plants as snow accumulated more and more, until eventually the fallen leaves and twigs could no longer be seen on the forest floor. A calm, comforting silence landed and settled around the wooden cabin; due to the harsh cold, many of the strange creatures that usually stirred chaos for many people now laid dormant and seeked warmth rather than mischief. 

I, however, proved to be an outlier in that statement, as evidenced by me sitting outside on the couch on the back porch and watching the snowfall. Warmth seeped through my coffee cup and heated my hands, while the blanket draped over my shoulders protected my arms and torso. Combined with my sweater and jacket, the cold had no hope of reaching me, though it certainly did make a heroic effort.

Creaking echoed throughout the house, from the back all the way to the door next to me. “There you are,” said Ford after he opened it, “I’ve been wondering where you were.”

“Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to make you worry,” I said.

“It’s quite alright.” He closed the door behind him as he made his way to sit down. Despite how much the wood creaked and whined under his shifting weight, the steps themselves were barely audible, and the same went for when he sat next to me. “But why are you out here? It’s freezing.”

“I like to come outside and watch the snow fall when I can. There’s just something so calming about it. It helps clear my head.” 

“I suppose I can understand that.”

He inched closer until our shoulders met, allowing me to drop some of my weight and rest my head on him. Soon he settled his own head on the top of mine. His stubble scratched my forehead slightly with the sweet display, but I said nothing in case he would opt to end the entire moment.

After a few moments of peaceful bliss, shivers coursed through his body and broke my attention to the view in front of us. Fabric rustled as I wrapped part of the blanket over his shoulders, too, and brought us even closer. Soon the warmth from Ford's body raised the temperature in the blanket to an almost uncomfortable level. Despite how he complained about the cold, the man was a living furnace that instantly warmed anything he touched or wore. His arm reached across my back to hold me, hand rested just at the top of my hip.

The once fat flakes of snow turned to smaller flecks while the wind grew in strength, whipping my hair around at random. Branches rustled more intensely around us as the weather turned for the worse and threatened to rip the blanket from us.

“I think it’s time we went back inside, now,” said Ford.

“Yeah, I think you’re right.” The well insulated cabin welcomed us back in with a sudden slap of heat, making me realize just how cold my cheeks and nose had gotten. “Want me to make you some coffee to warm up?”

That signature goofy grin of his stretched across his face while he answered. “I would like that a lot, thank you.”

I wrapped my arm around his back to pull him in for a peck on the lips, then looked up into his eyes. “No problem, babe.”

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Thanks for reading this, any and all constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated :) See yall tomorrow!

#Gravity falls #ford pines x reader #ford pines #fluff #fanfic #i'm sure there are other things I should tag this #but i don't know what

[gallus-rising]

hey guys i’ve recently sold/am selling a bunch of old games (TTRPGs and a bunch of DS/GBA games i’m never going to replay) which means i now have money to buy More Game. plz give me your opinions 🙏

Monster Care Squad: the most expensive of the bunch, but that’s bc it’s a full system complete with setting/adventures//huge bestiary and the book is full of gorgeous artwork on nearly every page. probably the most “mainstream” thing on this list (note: currently out of stock)

Unicorn Meat: damn dude just look at it! and LISA The Painful is an inspiration? 👌👌

Vaults of Vaarn: a collection of zines that i’ve had my eye on for a long while now. weird setting and weird art. the setting has been in progress for a while and there’s always more coming

Vast In The Dark: general purpose setting inspired by uncaring mega structures. i’ve had my eye on the original for a while and this is an updated addition (note: currently out of stock)

In Carmine: an adventure for Mothership. what if there was an entire planet made of Meat?

Volume 2 Monsters & + &&&&&&&&& Treasure: i’d want to get these 2 together. more weird artbook than game. very highly recommended by ppl who work in the indie scene that consider games as a proper Craft. both are by Luke Gearing if that means anything to yall (and if it doesn’t and you’re a fan of TTRPGs it Should)

Ryuutama: a Japanese game. not super popular in the west but a system i’ve heard very good things about. it’s been described as “Hayao Miyazaki's Oregon Trail” but i hear the “Oregon Trial” part is a bit exaggerated. has some cool mechanics

#*furious pecking*

[tao-lay]

OH!! i forgot to share to yall how my gf and i saw freakin Tillamook ice cream in our local grocery store the other day!!! and YEP, it reminded me of gmm! they had limited flavors (and will now play the Tillamook episode to jog my memory) but of course the Chocolate Peanut Butter was one of them

it was vvvery pricey tho, but it is expected since it's not a local brand. it's priced around 550 Philippine peso which is twice the price compared to local brands of the same weight (roughly 250 Philippine peso) but oh boy, i am sooo game in saving up for it and trying it!

the store also had the Coffee Almond Fudge and Oregon Strawberry flavor but the boys weren't so keen into the first one,, (which kinda bodes well for my gf since she would love to try the strawberry one!)

Marionberry Pie flavor was available too!!! curious 100% because i love to try new fruits (shoutout to figs) but my partner isn't as adventurous as i am when it comes to fruits (besides, the boys didn't seem to like it as much) AND LMAO, look at Rhett's lil face

this was in the store too!! but looks like reviews from the boys aren't too good lmao

the Oregon Dark Cherry really caught my attention too hmmmm... results are mixed with Glasses giving it a 20 and Tall giving it a 74

and i think those are all the flavors we saw!!

with Chocolate Peanut Butter being the only flavor we saw making it to the finals round, and earning a spot in the top three, sufficed to say we are going to buy that next time we have some disposable income lmao

if you made it this far, wow you really like to hear me rant and i appreciate that lmao! i am kissing you on the mouth and hugging you

#derryn rambles #gmm #finding gmm in my daily life tag #as they have a chokehold on my being #lmao

[petra-creat0r]

Alright, UnderCult won the poll so I'm gonna ramble about it's lore and then yall can ask me questions.

UnderCult is an Undertale AU of mine which likely has the most development after Undertale-ish. Though, it still doesn't have a lot, considering the sheer amount of stuff I shove into Ish.

Starting with the Monster Human War, in UnderCult, that war was instead WW3. I have no other details than that except I don't think it was nuclear, but it did result in a lot of small, cult communities popping up in the forests near Mount Ebott in Oregon. Not all the monsters were trapped under the mountain, but a majority were, or hid in their own secluded communities in the forest.

This brings us to Frisk and our first major change. Being that Frisk, is not a human, but instead a little dog monster. They're the only monster from their community and according to some prophecy, come from a long gone group of monsters bestowed by an ancient holy power or something and thus is destined to fulfill a prophecy. That prophecy, defeat the demon tormenting those below and open their eye's to gods holy light. Ie, free the monsters under Ebott and convert them to the cult community's religion.

You might be wondering how the main stuff with everyone hunting Frisk down because they're a human works out if Frisk isn't a human in this AU. Well, that all comes to Chara. Or, more accurately a soul fusion known as Azeria. You see, Chara also came from a cult. In his cult (yes this Chara uses he/they. Please don't come after me.), Chara was led to believe they would be a matyr of sorts when he was sacrificed to the mountain. Conquering the depths of hell and the vile beasts that lay within. By making a deal with the prince of darkness, the fallen star, Chara would ascend to the power of a god and take down the ruler of the beasts. Freeing the vile creatures from their torment by showing them the light. How Chara decided to do that was by finding a way to take Asriel's soul and becoming the new ruler of the Underground by overthrowing and imprisoning Asgore.

After taking Asriel's soul, the two formed a soul fusion which took on the name, Azeria. Who is a cruel and unjust monarch, determined to fufill Chara's destiny and either convert or irradicate the monsters (the prophecy was unclear about which they were meant to do, Chara wants to slaughter them all, but the Asriel side of Azeria has been trying to convince them to convert them instead.) Also, even if Asriel is part of Azeria, Flowey still exists. I'm still figuring out how exactly though.

Anyways, how does Frisk the pup factor into this? According to another prophecy, it is said that an angelic pup/demonic hound, will try and stop the evil demon tyrant/the godly savior of man. Chara/Azeria is aware of that, and since they're the demon tyrant (or godly savior in their eyes), they wish to stop that by any means necessary.

#undercult #undertale au #long post #lore

[saportuh]

anyway i should update yall on some stuff so i just moved outta my parents place in oregon!! im currently in my new apartment in michigan!! and my birthday is next week. i turn 22!!

it’s crazy cuz i never thought i’d live passed 18 and i never thought i’d make it out of my parents place. i started this blog at 13 and i had so much hope and so many pipe dreams and by 16 i started losing all that and i didnt think i stood a chance in hell at getting anything i wanted or making it anywhere. and im on the most successful medication yet but i still deal w apathy so its hard for me to feel pride or joy or whatever else but i mean. i know ive done something big and good, and it does feel like... something. it feels like ive been drowning for years and my hands have been flailing for something to grab above-water and they finally made contact w smth. and i havent pulled myself up all the way yet, not out of the water, but i finally have smth tangible, smth tht provides me with hope.. yknow? and thats crucial. hope is the best thing you can have. 

so i hope anybody who may be reading this, even if ur in the water, smth will come by for you to grab, i promise. and thts for anyone stuck w their parents who feel hopeless, regardless of if its a good environment or not. and for my fellow adults, maybe ur like oh shay u sweet summer child (rmr tht phrase) it gets worse. but the way i see it, i’d rather face new challenges than keep suffocating how ive been for over half a decade. and i hope if ur struggling in ur adult world, i hope things change and get better. we deserve life to be easy, we rlly do, but it’s not, so all we can do is try to command our own fates, forge our own happiness, and find contentment. and i wish that for all of you.

#sss #theres my. bullshit idk #im not beta reading this idc

[shxwstxpper]

I was gonna come on hwre and be like “yall are stupid for beefing with q city (clivesdale)” but teyb I remembered I am permanently beefing with Oregon (ew) so i sont think i can talk

#kai drew #the kai who didn’t like musicals #tkwdlm #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #oc #oc rp #oc rp blog #hatchetblr #hatchefield rp

[xdamngina]

let me tell yall how many pets we have. Because shit is ridiculous istg. its a damn zoo.

We started off with Bella. Shes queen. Bellatrix Lestrange. She was an only child. then came Ezra.

After Bella, Anthony and Pricilla found a kitten outside and they locked it in my closet. His name is charlie, Charlie Thackery Binx, hes from the hood. Hes a hood cat. the favoritism for charlie is at the highest order, hes allowed to sleep in the beds. he had a rough life. hes from the hood.

after that, My stepmom decided to call Claudia over, and Claudia came home with two kittens. Mr.Pinks, Hes the orange Fluffy cat and Luna Maria Guadalupe. They are siblings.

Luna decided to Make Charlie her baby daddy. I explained to her, hes from the hood, and theres no telling how many baby mommas he has, but she didnt care. And she popped out his twin. Tokyo. Yes, Tokyo from Casa Del Papel. this bitch has a staring problem.

Later on, Anthony and Pricilla bought a bunny for their girls. His name is Chico. After Chico outgrew his cage, they dropped him on my doorstep. He came in a little pink cage, it was a serious case of child neglect. I since bought him a mansion. He started from the bottom now he here. Bunnies have a high sex drive, so we gave him a tiny cow. He loves that cow. he fucks that cow day and night. thats his wife.

after this, My niece calls me up and asks if i can take care of her dog because my niece was pregnant. So now i have Princess, shes an orphan, shes also from the hood. She is the alpha of all our animals.

Luna decided to runaway and get herself knocked up again, and we had 5 baby kittens, some died, negect on her part. The rest we rehomed. Ezra got attached to one kitten and we kept it. His name is Geralt Of Rivia. AKA Geraldo Antonio

we are one big happy family. No more pets. we are done.

One day Anthony, again... calls me up, he says Hey, i got you a puppy. a real, bailed me out of jail thank you gift. the dog was a golden retriever. me and Claudia had been wanting a golden retriever for a long time, but we were going to wait until we bought a house.

it was Sooner, than expected and now we have Benito. Yes like bad bunny.

Benito, had really bad social anxiety. he ran from people. didnt play. hid under tables and chairs. Someone hurt him. and it broke our hearts. So we thought we can get him another dog to play with.

One day, i disappear off into the sunset and return home with Kaizer, hes a german shepherd. this is my dream dog. if we were going to get another dog, might as well be a dog we planned on getting already.

Now we have 5 Cats, 4 dogs, 1 bunny. we assumed we were going to end here. but of course.... we didnt.

now we have a jumping spider named Peter. and a bird egg in an incubator.

originally our plan was to have the cats, chico, the tiny dogs, and then move to a house with land, and eventually get a golden retriever, german shepherd and a blue pitbull, the smiley kind. some chickens, ducks, goats, pigs, all the works. we want to live on the land, grow our food, leave the city, live in peace, with our animals, and have Ezra and Cami grow away from technology and all that bullshit.

trying to move this zoo to oregon is going to be a bitch.

I am counting down the fucking days until i leave texas istg.

All the wedding events coming up are going to go by so fast. Eventually, I'm going to be sitting bedside Claudia, listening to our babies heartbeat.

[jennifercheckwannabe]

Yk it's so fucking hard for me to keep dealing with people's shit when they just have zero sympathy or even fucking second thought abt how I'm actually doing. Like only spending time w me when they're in the area or everyone else bails, or dipping as soon as some better option Flys by like. Fuck. I'm fucking over being everyone's last priority and first fucking person they turn to the moment they need to rant or have help. I'm not everyone's fucking maid or nurse or parent. I'm sick to death of feeling so abjectly fucking lonely in the pit of my being bc people aren't giving me back what I'm giving them so to speak. And I don't hold people to high fucking standards, I don't even hold people to the standard I hold myself.to yk? Like. Ugj

I'm probably losing my cleaning business, my friends are bailing essentially bc they'd rather deal w petty shit or toxic people than spend time w me like they used to, and then getting mad when I'm dry or pull back and don't have the energy to explain to them for the umpteenth fucking time what's wrong.

I'm sick to death of the people I thought I could trust fucking hurting me so bad. I'm pissed that I'm self harming and self sabotaging but all things considered I'm handling shit really damn well. But I mean at least I warned yall in case I do have a mental break and get hospitalized before going on my trip lol (sarcasm but also kinda yeah)

Like people go from fucking never leaving to never hanging out or telling me stuff or when they do hang out it's all abt them and they can't do anything wrong but fucking rip me a gigantic hole in my chest when I get mad at them for treating me badly. And wondering why I'm fucking shutting everyone out??

Fuck this shit from the bottom of my God damned soul

Don't even get me fucking started on family stress rn too. My trip to oregon literally CANT come any faster ughhh I need it like yesterday lol. Tryna be positive but ngl I'm headed fast towards a dark place again 🤣💀

[oregonrooted]

Carpet of cannabis🤣 ..this is Tropicanna Cooks trellised and finishing strong and very uniform. She will be the last to go. Looking like yall are coming in strong out there💚💪love this Southern Oregon weather... . #oregonrooted #psychoactiveculture #southernoregoncannabis #ᴛʜᴄ #cbd (at Rogue Valley) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjT6lyVpxHR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#oregonrooted #psychoactiveculture #southernoregoncannabis #ᴛʜᴄ #cbd

[myblckcty]

Derien Latimer | Educator & Culinary Enthusiast

Join My Black City in Celebrating and Supporting Derien Latimer | Educator & Culinary Enthusiast. We Shine Brighter Together. #MyBlackCity https://myblackcity.org/derien-latimer-educator-culinary-enthusiast/?feed_id=18753 >> I come from a family of educators. My grandma was an elementary school teacher for 40 years. >> I come from a family of educators. My grandma was an elementary school teacher for 40 years. My mom taught for over 20 years, and when my father retired from the military, he went into education and was a high school athletic director. I grew up having high regard for teachers and educators, and I knew early one I wanted to be an educator. After college, I began exploring the education field, and I was hooked. I was confident in my abilities and believed I could make a difference in the education system. I went back to school for a masters in administration, and not soon after I became assistant principal for 12 years. For that 12-year span, I worked at 5 middle schools. Most recently I accepted a job at James Madison middle school as a principal. When I look back at the people who had the biggest influences on my life, it was educators, and it was teachers. In 5th grade, my teacher, Sam Chambers made education engaging for me. I wasn't the best student, but he just engaged me beyond the content, he was interested in who I was and affirmed my gifts and talents. Him and other teachers like him inspired me to achieve. Those moments made me feel better than scoring a touchdown in college. Having the admiration of the teacher was impactful for me. That's why I went into education. I wanted to make another student feel the same way that those special teachers made me feel. Being an educator is fulfilling work, its hard work, it's a calling. What greater things can you do that to boost a young person on their journey to adulthood. We get to pour into these kids. we get to shape lives. I remember my mom sitting my sister and I down to tell us, ”look, its time for yall to start cooking. I have to work all day, you both have to help out” My mom didn't give us any directions, she just said ‘. “If you want to eat you got to figure it out,” and we just learned on the go. That was my introduction to cooking. Fast forwards years later, I was in Oregon at a family gathering, and my brother in law used to always burn the chicken on the grill. One day I just got tired of eating burnt chicken, so I got on the grill and cooked the chicken. From that point forward, I was appointed grill master at family functions. I kept getting better, and one day people were talking about how good my chicken was. Eventually, I began getting hired to cook for friends. That how my business started in 2007. Even though my calling is to work with kids, my passion is cooking. I listen for the noise level to go down at an event because their mouths are full. It's a great feeling when people are enjoying the food so much that the place goes quiet. I think food definitely brings people together.

#Education #FoodServices