#y'all are wild

[heretherebedork]

I cannot believe that A Secretly Love is, in 2024, giving me a sadly pining uke and a tsundere seme not realizing how he feels in a bullying romance centered around SOTUS.

#a secretly love #pluemkhonprot #thai drama #a secretly love the series #thai bl #thai series #thaibl #bl series #asianlgbtqdramas #asian lgbtq dramas #bl drama #thai bl series #thai bl drama #in 2024?! #y'all are wild

[meri-meri-mwah]

I see no difference.💀

#luis sera #leon kennedy #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #y'all are WILD #Twitter is gonna be full of these two frfr

[gabigirl]

Byler Tag Chaos

July 23: Heart eyes in the van scene

July 26: Talk about the “Romeo” and Romeo & Juliet milkvan parallels / Announcement that we’re getting the s4ep8 8flix script

July 27: Confirmation from the Duffers that lighting is intentional

July 29: Theories/jokes that Noah is vibrantwaters

July 30: Noah panel, “Mike LIKES El”

August 2: The writers starting ST5!

August 4: “A fair amount of subtext, yes.” -Nick, 8flix

August 5: Chaos without getting the script

August 6: Script snippet, “I hate who I am”

August 9: The script is fake

August 10: Poll on Twitter for which scene we want / Slim Jim is a Byler

August 11: Sock anon / Rumor that the Duffers confirmed blue & yellow...only for it to be fake / Van scene won the poll / More Slim Jim tweets

August 13: We hit 100k!

August 15: We got the van scene script

August 16: Fake Duffer account / The Google Doodle looked like baby Byler

August 17: Bald Mike Wheeler cult

August 18: People trapped in the Duffers’ basement / Stephanie Mike Cult

August 19: Scriptgate 2.0 & Nick hacked

August 20: Scriptgate involving 2 cast members / Frog Mike cult

August 21: Escape from the Duffers’ basement

August 22: Russian code fully cracked on Twitter

August 24: Trend with the Cristiano Ronaldo gif / Barista anon

August 25: Grid stage in the writers’ room

August 26: Mikhailgate / Final scene script released

August 27: Mikely Cyrus cult

August 28: Finn panel

August 30: Mike Bush cult / Twilight Gate

August 31: Breaking Bad gate

September 1: Spirkgate

September 2: Lumax drawing scene script released, “his/her breath catches” / Steve & Robin in the car scene script released

September 5: Sweater Byler vs. Apocalypse Byler anon

September 6: Background guy gate

September 7: Byler disease / Cucaracha Cult / Mike’s monologue back in the poll…and losing

September 9: Jonathan & Will’s talk script released

September 10: Birthdaygate resurgence / White Rabbit Gate

September 11: Descendants Gate

September 13: Stranger Writers stopping script releases after this next one / byler cake anon asking about pop tarts!

September 16: Episode 4 Byler talk script released

September 17: Mike cat memes

September 20: Flickergate / Pixalized Grid aka Gridgate

September 21: The Byers’ house being sold irl

September 23: “Byler is canon.” -Ted Wheeler / the black spot on the board is a pen holder

September 24: Stranger Things Tudum Event

September 26: Most of the character Spotify playlists deleted

September 27: Mike plagiarized Eddie’s episode 1 monologue for his monologue to El

October 4: Salt Lamp Gate

October 9: Mike Wheeler babygirlification

October 12: “Crazy shit that almost happened #…”

October 27: Mikey mouse

October 31: Bald Duffer gate

November 6: Stranger Things day / pictures of the (hopefully) endgame couples on Twitter / painting merch /Vecna VR / “The Crawl”

December 9: More Scriptgate

December 10: Noah talking about Finn on live

December 22: Santa slander

January 5: Noah came out

January 13 (Fri the 13): AO3 down

#byler #byler tumblr #byler tag chaos #daily byler updates #august in the byler tag #yes i've been keeping track #y'all are wild #scriptgate #scriptgate 2.0 #bald mike wheeler #basement gate #mikhailgate #mikely cyrus #mike bush #brbagate #spirkgate #backgroundguygate #all the gates #byler disease #mike’s monologue #cucaracha cult #birthdaygate #whiterabbitgate #stephamike wheelerpocalyspe 🍰 #descendantsgate #byler cake anon #cake anon #flickergate #gridgate #saltlampgate

[scribe-of-monsters]

Gothic Lit fans when a guy literally abuses his incarcerated patient and purposefully triggers his psychotic episodes for multiple months: "He's such an awkward gay baby uwu 🥺🥺🥺 if you criticize him you're ableist because I headcanon him as autistic!!1!1!"

Gothic Lit fans when a 17 year old boy runs away from a corpse monster during a nervous breakdown: "God. What an asshole. he's completely irredeemable and deserves to watch his family die. Hash Tag Cancelled."

#scribble scribbles #dracula #frankenstein #y'all are wild

[impishtubist]

Still astounded by the absolutely rancid (and frankly offensive) takes in the Good Omens fandom lately about how someone can't possibly be non-binary because they don't look like it, whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. Never mind that the writer/showrunner confirmed it and the character said it explicitly on screen!

#imp speaks #good omens #y'all are wild #why are you so insistent on both crowley and aziraphale being cis gay men #when that is countered by the book itself and crowley in the show #let! crowley! be! non-binary! #aziraphale's gender is 'no thank you' #yes i am jumping into disk horse at 9am on a wednesday shut up

[campwillowpeak]

WE CAN ASK THE KILLER QUESTIONS?? OKAY KILLER CAN WE FUCK??? CAN WE GET THE KILLERS NSFW APPHABEY??? JOENNSD

WE'RE DOING THIS UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THE KILLER ISN'T JUST GOING TO UP AND KILL U

IDK MAYBE IT'S THEIR DAY OFF OR SOMETHING?

IDFK

ITS UNDER THE CUT U HEATHENS

A = Aftercare: If they don't fuck u till your unconcious and just dip after, you get being held very posessivly and words of affermation… but like… dirty ones

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Your skin.. it looks very soft… great for stabbing

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) They're gonna make sure you both cum a lot, to the point you're both shaking

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) IDK MAYBE THAT THEY'RE THE FUCKING KILLER? WHATS WRONG WITH U ALL??? (I'm kidding I luv u all<3)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Experience killing? A lot

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Doggy, your face on the ground, their hand on ur back holding u down

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Maybe with the dirty talk a little if u banter back

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Shaven, you think they're gonna risk leaving behind DNA? Dummy

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Intimate in a rough and posessive way, they're making sure u know you belong to them

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Idfk, prolly a lot?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Knifeplay, bondage, pred/prey, creampies, overstimulation

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Out in the woods probably??

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Seeing u helpless

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Ageplay, scat, watersport, bestiality, ect… Even killers have standards

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Prefers to recieve, decent at giving

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Rough, either fast or slow, doesn't matter so long as they hear you scream

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) They like them, convienient

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Well they're a MURDERER So I THINK they'd be fine with some risk

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Lots, you're probably gonna end up being fucked till u pass out

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) NOT THE GOOD KIND PROLLY???

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) A lot, they'll make sure you're begging

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Grunts and groans, lots of extra rought dirty talk, expect to be taunted

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) IF you manage to actually seduce them they'll probably kidnap u instead of killing you

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) …. Nice try .w.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) High, congrats u worked them up now u gotta deal with that

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Will NOT fall asleep before u

#Y'all are wild #Love it tho

[sercphs]

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#.. dash comm #a mortal reminder in human form .. seth #lmao reminder his core verse is PM #Y'all are wild

[ragnarssons]

the way so many people are complaining, like, “this season lacked of stakes” (because there was no death??) and it’s like... when did we become so addicted to cynical pieces of media, expecting characters to die, for a story to have “stakes” or any emotional payoff? why, tf, are there people who can’t settle for a (temporary, because there is a s4) clear-cut happy ending? and i find it particularly ironic considering s1 and s2 also end up on a clear-cut happy ending but somehow it wasn’t “a lack of stakes” back then... *rolls eyes* i just feel like so many people forgot what star wars is: star wars is luke and han strolling randomly around an imperial base and finding leia just chilling even tho she is the rebellion’s leader. them escaping because obi wan bee-booped the right button. star wars is a bunch of teddy bears saving the galaxy. star wars is anakin skywalker pressing random buttons on a spaceship as a 10 years old and winning a war just like that. star wars is jar jar dropping a ball out of sheer clumsiness and zapping a whole bunch of droids just like that. star wars is grogu being captured by imperial guards on episode 7 of season 1 and being rescued by ig-11 not even 2 minutes into the final episode. star wars is nanny ig-11 just zooming around nevarro destroying the whole imperial army without a scratch to him or yknow, the baby he carried with him. did people forget how the other two seasons were also completely “lacking dramatic stakes”??? because they’re just there, i watched the two previous seasons just before s3 and let me tell you: they’re the same. the arc is the same: grogu (din on s3) gets taken on the penultimate (or one before on s2) episode, somehow the search party does everything right and everything is solved by the end of the season. even more than that, on s1 kuiil dies on episode 7, here, paz vizsla dies on episode 7. so. no death??? why is it a problem now? like?? no stakes?? a whole exiled people finding their rightful place on their planet and ridding their homeworld of the invader that is the empire, wasn’t enough for y’all?? like i get it, y’all love the depressing era of andor and all, which is fine, to each their own. but why does it prevent other shows of just being what they want to be? yknow, potentially goofy and yknow, actually hopeful? because we know how cassian andor ends up. he dies. it’s horrible, it’s sad, it’s depressing. like, are we really out there pretending that din and grogu’s storyline wouldn’t be as fullfilling because they don’t die in what is basically an atomic explosion or something???

#star wars #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #ngl i'll take the mandalorian over rogue one like EVERY DAY #im rambling like ironically this is mostly a criticism against the french fucks i see all around youtube #yknow we french are sUpErIoR and we want our entertainment #to be dramatically tragic i guess like FUUUUUUUN *shrugs* #anyway i hate star wars nerds #like maybe check back up on what you've signed up for #cuz literally filoni ALWAYS said he'll right happy hopeful endings #also STAR WARS ALWAYS HAD THAT #the way people pretend that this 3 seasons arc holds NO REWARD #because 'there was no stakes' like????? #y'all are WILD #yknow what take your game of thrones shit ending #full of 'stakes' and go away

[nkogneatho]

jjk fandom 🤝 haikyuu fandom

simping for a character who barely even gets 30 seconds screentime

#y'all are wild #guilty #pasi.txt

[math-is-magic]

Wow the Kipperlilly apologists have really slid from earlier in the season "we don't KNOW she's done all these bad things" (reasonable) to "Actually she's RIGHT to be jealous of Riz's dad being murdered."

#y'all are wild #i love me an angry girl as much as the next person #but that doesn't make her petty privileged motivations RIGHT #goodness i can't believe this has to be said #again #since the cast already said it #can't wait for tonights episode #i hope my theory that Kristin shoots her with her own crossbow #so she suffers what she was trying to do to others #is true #klck #fhjy #anti kiperlilly #i love her as a villain y'all #even understand some of her feelings #but apologia is too far

[zalrb]

Rochester kept his wife in the attic though. How could you prefer to him Darcy or George Knightley??

So, I never actually said that. I just said gun to my head, if I had to choose a British classic, I'd choose Jane Eyre and that I found Austen's books dull.

#y'all are wild

[murderoushagthesequel]

anybody who sees this please reblog with your favorite crackship

i'll start: sirius x dumbledore

#i've got some wild ones #i mean... you all saw the kregulus post #anyway #marauders #marauders era #crackship #fandom shit #shitpost #sirius black #albus dumbledore #somebody tell me why there's a dumbledore x reader tag #y'all are wild #but so am i so #beo's corner!

[divinamour]

Aww, you guys really like me and my self-inserts. That’s so weird of y’all

#ᶠᵒᵘʳ ᵗʰᶦʳᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ; OOC. #supporting VERONICA? In a Post-Suffrage America? #Y'all are wild

[impishtubist]

Talking (or writing) about Remus Lupin’s crimes against Sirius and Harry isn’t slander 😂 You can’t call something slander when it’s literally canon.

#imp speaks #chaos night #y'all are wild #bending over backwards to excuse the actions of a pathetic damp man #love him all you want but don't pretend he's perfect and a jock!

[chaotictarlos]

I saw someone mentioning TK stepmom with the knives as a crack theory to the “mother” that’s gonna cause Whump carlos, and it’s just funny how crazy things are around TK 😂 I almost forgot he even had one stepmom who was obsessed with knives 😭 (she’s not gonna be at the wedding right, don’t think the writers even remember her)

Listen - I don't think we need anymore crack theories because they're starting to be right too often. 😂😂😂

Is the knife crazy step mom supposed to go after Carlos for lying to TK and keeping a secret from him? 😂😂😂😂

#y'all are WILD #911 lone star spoilers #chaotic asks

[lisanamjoon]

people are out here calling taeil untalented??? nct taeil???? moon taeil??? THAT taeil??? 

#y'all are wild