#y’all are fucking delusional

[kwop-kilawtley]

you can talk your shit about team Jacob people all you want but at least we’re not abiding by and happy with a racist, classist, oppressive, abusive narrative that kills off the main character under the guise of a “fairytale love story.” sorry but team edwards anti jacobs are fucking gullible 💀

#y’all are fucking delusional #listen if you can talk your shit so can we #it’s honestly embarrassing when you hate us yet .. look at the story you’re happy with 💀 #couldn’t be us we have critical thinking #u love to bully us n it’s very telling tbh #i delete all ur stupid messages and simply just block u #i do not care about ur opinion n never asked for it #team Jacob #Jacob x bella #twilight renaissance

[sinnbaddie]

If Gojo didn’t survive Sukuna, Yuta’s depressed ass is NOT winning. Get over it with y’all delusional asses💀

#jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #jjk 248 #anti yuta #anti Yuta okkutsu #his bitch ass is not fucking winning be serious #it won’t even be that difficult compared to Gojo because Yuta is so much weaker than him #y’all are DUMB #and DELUSIONAL

[evilcare]

Um…

“He followed her around the woods until she agreed to have sex with him. She only had sex with him to get her to leave her alone.”

I have never heard such an ignorant statement in my entire life. 😢༼ಢ_ಢ༽

I only watched 5x11 once and that was when I first watched the show. Which was December 2022. And I know full and damn well that that is not how it went down. I have a clear memory of what happened. And that ain’t it.

Klaus did not say to Caroline, “I’ll leave you alone and leave Hellhole Falls forever if you let me eat your coochie/let me fuck.” 🙄

No. I specifically remember him asking her for her confession about him. About her feelings for him. Not once did he ever imply that he wanted her to have sex with him in exchange for him leaving Mystic Falls. He asked for the truth. It was not a transaction for sex in exhange for him fucking leaving Mystic Falls.

Klaus: I want your confession.

Caroline: About what? I didn’t do anything!

Klaus: About me.

He asked for her honesty. He promised her that he was leaving town for good and the only thing that he asked her for was her honesty. He had always respected Caroline for her honesty and he asked to be real this last time.

Stop making it out to be like he coerced her into sleeping with him. As I recall, Caroline was the one who kissed him. Not the other way around. She said in 5x15, that it was her choice to sleep with Klaus and she even told Kat that it felt good to kiss him. It was HER choice. Not once did he ever force her into doing something that she did not want to do. Nor did he compel her. You must be getting Klaus mixed up with the town’s number one sexual predator. ⬇️🙄

⬆️ He sleeps with the women he compels by the way. *cough cough* They have no free will meaning that they cannot consent. *cough cough* He also tries to kiss women after they reject him. But Caroline is called a thot for what happened to her, for hating Damon, and for actually feeling disturbed that Elena was with him. Even though Caroline was coming from a place of worry. Wouldn’t you be worried if your friend was hooking up with your abuser? Wouldn’t you be concerned if your friend was sire bonded to the guy who is possibly abusing your friend the same way he abused you? And people act like what Damon did to Andi is isn’t an issue because she’s “irrelevant,” although the shit he did was disturbing. Just because Andi wasn’t a huge character like the main gang doesn’t mean that what Damon did to her should be brushed over. It was disturbing. And if y’all lie and say that what Damon did to Care and Andi was not SA, then you and your mother will be receiving the blocked button. I will not argue with you. Keep it in the fucking drafts.

Klaus is not the same as Damon. Sorry not sorry. And don’t y’all dare bring up the scene that happened in the woods in 4x01. He gave her a warning. “Wrong place, wrong equipment,” or something like that. If he wanted her only for sex and was a creep like Damon, and had no respect for Caroline, then he would have acted as if he was Tyler and slept with her while he was in Tyler’s body or fucking compelled her. But he didn’t do either of those things. Klaus respects Caroline. Period. You can come up with whatever bullshit excuse you want. I don’t give a damn. Also, the Damon is a Demon gif is not mine.

#klaus x caroline #Klaus did not follow her around the woods to get her to have sex with him #The delusional gang must be stopped. #make it make sense #And if you’re going to hate on Caroline for sleeping with Klaus please grow the fuck up #And the only people who deny that Damon is SA abuser are some Damon fans and loser rival shippers who hate Caroline for no reason #y’all come up with the stupidest arguments against Caroline and this couple Jesus #The most ignorant motherfuckers to ever grace this earth #Damon is Caroline’s abuser and y’all need to stop glossing over that shit #Then the writers had the nerve to pair Caroline up with his apologist the same dumbass who stood by and did nothing when Caroline was #getting abused so disrespectful to not only Caroline but survivors in general #Klaus is not the same as Damon end of discussion #klaroline rants

[5qu1dink]

when i say i’m not normal about this movie i mean that i spent 10 minutes trying to defend billy and at the end i realized i didn’t even fuckinh believe what i was saying about him.

watched it with a friend yesterday and he did say i was kind of annoying at some points and like. ik. i was annoyed too.

#i’m going 2 color the Big pictures later so have some tiny funnies for now #haven’t watched it in like a year maybe so i was just really excited #also i’m autism and delusional as Fuck when it comes to billy but y’all already know that #myart #billy lenz #black christmas #the moaner

[vampykween]

posting from vampire! price’s castle btw he said a pretty bunny like me deserves to be shared with the world 🐇❤️‍🔥

#mic face reveal #<- idk how long i’ll keep this up so soak it all in #vampykween #<- user is so real can u tell i fucking love blood thirsty little things #i’m so delusional #it’s insane but idc y’all love it

[faartbarfunkel]

It’s so crazy being like a (normal) fan of a celebrity, or just someone who enjoys watching the movies they do, that like you’ll see a cute ass video they’ll post of them and their significant other and be like “awe that’s cute” but then you’ll go online and see the weird ass side of their fanbase that are like “this is fake!” Or others who are just haters to their core and get fucking weird when someone they’re a fan of is happy?? Like how delusional can y’all be? Some of you are genuinely losing sleep over this, it’s cringe. Please get help lmfao

#chris evans #the weird parasocial relationship y’all have with this man that y’all don’t even know is so strange #this goes for other celebrities too #it’s like people genuinely believe celebrities (who are real human beings btw) don’t have real relationships like… #I’m convinced the side of the internet who believes in pr relationships are just delusional and refuse to believe their fave can have a #connection with another stranger and date like it’s fucking weird man #cevans

[lenorahills]

Damn. Mike meeting El in the woods really did alter the entire trajectory of his life… He felt like his life started that day. I need another moment to collect myself that the words “But the truth is, El, I don't know how to live without you. I feel like my life started that day we found you in the woods.” are canon. Tugs on my heartstrings a little, because I too have watched them and their relationship grow :,)

#Hello my triumphant return is me being sappy over Mileven who else is shocked? #Spending time away from this platform and the internet in general has been good lol #Seeing the umpteenth MILEVEN IS BAD post on this website now is just like… do y’all not have anything fucking better to do 😭 #Miserable and delusional people! Couldn’t be me! #Mileven #Text

[psychicdreamwonderland]

#lesbian #lgbtq #artwork #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #haha #haha make me shut up challenge #im going feral #i’m bored #what the fuck #help #Also highly off topic #but 16 of y’all actually follow my delusional ass? #🫴💝 I’m blushing stawp 😊 cookies for y’all #disaster lesbian #sapphic #gay #gay girls

[doriantomybasil]

My crush glanced at me once he wants me so bad

#he’s obsessed with me fr #y’all wish you were me rn #he was literally sitting at the other side of the room directly in front of me though #before you think it was anything romantic #he was literally just looking in front of himself and i just happened to be there #whatever #he wants me #i’m delusional #im very well aware that this is delulu and very much not helping my mental health #i couldn’t give a fuck though

[serostuffsmh]

Hi friend. Life had me absent from tumblr but I hope your well. If you ever need 3rd party vent sessions I'm down to listen.

You are a very good person and I hope you stay safe ♡

Thank you! I really appreciate that and I remember how sweet you were to me all the time when I was actually active. I really appreciate this message and I think it’s so nice that all of you send these encouraging asks to me I CRY.

Honestly, all of us need to sit down for coffee because BOY DO I HAVE TEA

#I HAVE TEA TO TELL WITH MY ‘EX’ #I HAVE TEA ON MY WEIRD OLDER GUY WHO STILL TEXTS ME #I HAVE TEA ON A NEW GUY WHO ASKED FOR MY NUMBER WHOS AN ACTUAL DELUSIONAL NUTTER #I’m tired of this boy phase I MISS BEING ALONE FUCK #if I ever say to y’all I like a boy YOU BETTER FUCKING SNAP ME OUT OF IT #admin jen asks

[mighty-poop]

Define a woman!

I’m gonna rant this here cus this argument keeps returning on the clock app and one day, I’m gonna be stupid and leave a comment in the wrong thread or smthn so I’m just gonna get it out of my system:

“How do you define a ‘woman’?”

Answer for idiots: you can’t.

You cannot possibly make a definition for the term ‘woman’ without excluding someone from the group when they clearly ARE part of the group (even if you’re a piece of shit transphobe and don’t want to include trans women). A woman is someone who has the potential to give birth? You just excluded every child before puberty, every infertile woman and every woman on menopause, next. A woman is someone who has a uterus? You just excluded a bunch of intersex women and all women who had a hysterectomy, next. A woman has a period? Excluded the millions of women who never get their period for various reasons AND all the women who take continuous birth control AND women who are pregnant AND again, little girls and women on menopause. A woman has to have XY chromosomes? Are you gonna check that for every feminine-looking person you’re gonna meet? How? Do you not think women with down syndrome are women?

Decades of feminism working so hard to make sure women are more than their genitals and potential to give birth, all flushed down the drain because you refuse to believe trans women are more than men in wigs? You’re weak as shit.

So answer for people who actually want to use their brain:

Woman is defined through experiences. Which experiences? Entirely up to whoever defines themselves as a woman.

The ‘female experience’ is so broad. You cannot possibly define it in one sentence and stick it on everyone who calls the word ‘woman’ their own.

You feel feminine and empowered by doing your nails? Congrats, that’s the female experience and makes you, therefore, a woman.

You feel feminine and empowered by wearing plaid and splitting wood in two with a giant axe? Congrats! Female Experience. Woman.

You feel feminine in a dress? Woman. You feel feminine in a tux and suit? Woman.

You feel empowered as a mother and love being pregnant? Woman! You despise the idea of being pregnant but find empowerment in your career? Woman! You feel like your period makes you more in tune with your femininity? Woman. You feel like your period makes you less than human and getting a hysterectomy makes you feel more comfortable in your body? Woman.

you love long hair? Woman. You love short hair? Woman.

You love loving men? Woman. You love loving women? Woman. You love both? Woman. You love everyone? Woman. You don’t feel like love is your thing? Woman!

Sitting at home with a good movie and a bottle of wine? That’s a woman. Getting bloody in a game of soccer? That’s very woman! Taking a walk with your dog? How very woman! Going to the gym? Such woman! Eating out with friends? Friend woman. Shooting a gun in the yard from the patio you built yourself? All woman!

Whatever the fuck makes you feel in sync with your femininity is your female experience, and if you have female experience and you like it, you are a W O M A N ✨

Same goes for men and the male experience btw! Since the question “what defines a man” is never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER asked for SOME 👀 reason. (We all know the reason….) Also same goes for my fellow enbies and the non-binary experience. If painting your nails bring you closer to your enbie side, you’re non-binary.

Gender is such a deeply personal experience, it’s just dumb to define it for someone else, let alone the entire human species. It’s like asking to define a chair, like, you KNOW what it is but you can’t possibly define it without excluding some chairs (“has at least 4 legs”, that’s a horse also swivel chairs exist).

Sidenote: If some idiot tiktokker shoves a microphone and a camera in your face and goes “WHAT IS A WOMAN” or “HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE” just go along with whatever dumbass scenarios they come up with. “How many genders are there?” “My dude, as many as you want!” “Oh so like 40??” “Yep!” “Can I identify as a helicopter lol?” “Sure, who cares, do it!” “Should I demand everyone at my job calls me a helicopter” “You can go to your local townhouse, request to change your name to ‘helicopter’ and they’ll most likely let you. You’re an adult, you can do whatever you want as long as it’s not hurting others.” “You don’t think it would be dumb of me to do that?” “Why would I care, I don’t know you?”

#Imma get off the clock app for a while again #My fyp is on the wrong side of the argument again #Saw a lot of comments basically boiling down to “you’re delusional and you need to grow up” #Y’all the ones breaking down an entire socio-biological science to just “can u make baby or nah” #And it’s always under videos of enbies with really Out There fashion senses who have Such Trouble talking on the spot #Or who clearly have trouble explaining themselves #And the transphobe eat that shit up like sugar #Cus that’s all we are right #Blue-haired snowflakes who are so confused about our gender experiences that we fumble whenever asked #Like i love y’all fellow enbies with daring fashion but pls be more mean and confident about your identity #“What does that mean being a they/them” #I’m not a woman and I’m also not a man it’s that simple #“Is it that simple?” Yes what are you not understanding do you need me to tell you like a 5 yo? #I’m a brownhaired twink-looking gremlin who dresses like a skater boi who likes musicals and hates make-up and loves books #TRY to define me #Put me in one of your silly little boxes and see what happens #I’m gonna rip the box to shreds until there’s nothing left unless you leave me the fuck alone and let me pee in whichever bathroom i need #I have more pressing matters than worry about you thinking I’m confused but not empathetic enough to wonder why #There’s too much other really bad shit happening in the world for you to wonder if the blue haired young adult deserves to be taken serious

[iipastelhxrmony]

i did not just see a transphobe say that trans women are just “men playing dress up”, “artificial women”, and continue to refuse to acknowledge their transness but get mad because apparently the term “cisgender” is offensive and erasing “real women”

#if you’re not gonna respect someone else’s gender don’t get mad when they don’t respect you #cisgender literally means you’re not trans lmao #cis women means afab women please research #nobody said you were a man dear #if you’re not gonna respect someone else’s gender then don’t get mad when they don’t respect you #some of y’all are delusional #and fucking weird #respect is earned not given #trans women #transfem #fuck transphobes #transphobia #transphobic bullshit #trans #trans inclusive feminism #intersectional feminism #transgender

[noctuaas]

now that kaveh’s character stories are leaked, i feel there’s one more thing i need to tell you all

i do not care for kavetham

#i understood the appeal at first but with his stories y’all are delusional #it literally tears that ship apart #al haitham taking him in tears kaveh apart so violently #from my interpretation #their backstory is told from partially from kavehs view #they weren’t best friends kaveh just thought they were #al haitham just happened to be the first person kaveh managed to latch onto after his mothers departure #he was so incredibly lonely #i think al haitham viewed him like a coworker on their thesis #FUCK I JUST LOVE KAVEH SM AND THE WRITERS PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO HIM AMD HE DESERVES TO BE MORE THAN SHIP FODDER #talks w eri

[cantofworms]

even during a massive drapchat dump ppl are still bitching about karl like Damn y’all are obsessed fr

#fucking delusional ass whiny bitches mannnnnn maybe dream stans are just the problem💀 #neg #like if we’re judging ppl characters by fucking twitter now when’s the last time Dream acknowledged him ? as if a fucking social media #website has ever been the main fucking communication between two ppl who have eachothers personal fucking numbers #y’all drive me INSANE !

[charmac]

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#sunnytwit is just a different breed … #bc how are people saying mac and carmen would be ‘besties’ #what the fuck show are you watching..??? #he calls her a slur instead of her name every time he sees her #he has committed hate crimes against her #mac is a massive transphobe y’all get that right? #the woobifying of early seasons mac needs to end #it’s starting to piss me off #that is not an uwu baby boy who would respect your pronouns and pick flowers for you #that is a gross homophobic transphobic repressed dirty delusional loser of a man #stop (friend)shipping mac and carmen let that girl live she got out she’s FREE

[chateautae]

Im sorry but sammy? Are we okay?

GARNETTE NO WE ARE NOT OKAY THIS IS NOT HHHHHHHHHHHHH RED ALERT RED ALERT DANGER DANGER i have been too stunned to speak. silence. no words. he is… i have no words—i have no words for him y’all.

i realized we matched here and i started hYPERVENILATING i took my selca two days ago and now he’s making me delusional 😭

husbiebun and I matching <333 (on another note can we talk about his lEGS?¿ for reference i’m 5’1 😵‍💫)

#oh his gorgeous skin #i love his beautiful lean body #HIS CHESTSNDKNEJDKSM #THE FUCKING NECKLACES AROUND HIS PRETTY NECK OH HE’S A VERY PRETTY BOY #very delusional right now #he’s so unhinged chapter 2 of bts looking promising #check on your taehyung biased friends y’all this is LIFE-CHANGING #🐻 #husband 🥰 #bangtannoonalvg #sammy’s inbox #this is me!