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#he’s so unhinged chapter 2 of bts looking promising
chateautae · 2 years
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Im sorry but sammy? Are we okay?
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GARNETTE NO WE ARE NOT OKAY THIS IS NOT HHHHHHHHHHHHH RED ALERT RED ALERT DANGER DANGER i have been too stunned to speak. silence. no words. he is… i have no words—i have no words for him y’all.
i realized we matched here and i started hYPERVENILATING i took my selca two days ago and now he’s making me delusional 😭
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husbiebun and I matching <333 (on another note can we talk about his lEGS?¿ for reference i’m 5’1 😵‍💫)
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dis-easedfairy · 6 years
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Impulsive Decision pt.2
Chapter 2: The Duck Tape Pillar
WARNINGS: SWEARING/STRONG LANGUAGE | KIDNAPPING | MENTIONS OF MURDER |
Pairing: BTS x Reader / Kim Taehyung x Reader
Word Count: 2,723
Summary:  Y/n is the owner of a very wealthy and successful company, Barnanby Inc. Y/n attends a BTS show. They make a very impulsive decision to show a loophole in BTS’s security and end up kidnapping BTS and 2 girls. In a fit of panic Y/n stashes BTS and the girls in a very luxurious bunker for the time being, but Y/n’s world slowly starts to crumble the longer the boys are out of the public’s eye.
A/N: This is mostly angst with a small amount of fluff at the end.
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"Okay, my friend is gone, I'm calm, I'm confused and mildly stressed, aka me most of the time. I'm sorry you had to see me pop off on 'My-Daddy-Is-A-Lawyer' over here, but I'd like to show you the rest of the bunker. If any of you try what she or Jimin did, you will be exiled to the ducktape pillar until you learn manners, are we clear?" I stated, walking out the bathroom in front of them all. 
Everyone nodded, all but the girl ducktaped. I walked over to the double doors and slid them open revealing a very open layout. It was a nice spacious living room with three couches, large tv, and speakers. A normal sized kitchen behind the living room and a dining room with a large table.
I had the whole place black, white and gray besides a few things here are there that were different colors of the rainbow to add some personality. I walked into the dining room with them following. There were two openings on the left and right of the dining room. 
I turned around to face them
"To your right is a hall that leads to a gym, a locker room, an office, a library and a bathroom. To your left are the bedrooms. There are only 4 done so you may have to share rooms. I was supposed to have the other four rooms fixed up, but never got around to it and never saw a need to. Also, there is a laundry room and 3 large bathrooms in that hall because I prepped this bunker for my family and they take like 3 hours in the bathroom for some reason. You are free to play my arcade games, eat my snacks, drink my alcohol and do as you please. Be sure to eat dinner and I'll be back." I announced and began to walk out. 
"You're not staying?" Jimin asked quickly.
I stopped to turn to them, they all seemed panicked.
"Don't worry this place isn't riddled with traps or anything. I'm only leaving to tell my company I'm taking a week off, get food and inform my family that I'm going rogue for a week or so."
"'Going rogue'?" RM questioned.
" Your company??" J-Hope asked.
"Yeah, I do this thing where I just drop off the face of the earth for a few days. It usually happens when I'm depressed, or just want to be alone. They understand already. Yes, my company, I inherited it from my dad. It started from cartoons to TV to toys, how else does someone acquire enough money to build a bunker with 8 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, large TV and speakers, a nice kitchen, a gym, office, library and gaming room all well stocked with top of the line equipment? I'll be back in a bit." I began walking out once more.
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   I ended up over-shopping. I got too much food and bought clothes for the boys, hoping they'd fit. I got out my car and started loading everything at the dial door. I made sure I had everything before I closed and locked the vault door and opened the punched in the code, loading everything in the now empty feeling room. I noticed the girl wasn't taped to the pillar. I sighed. I slid open the doors dramatically.
"HeLLO FELLOW BITCHES!" I called out moving bags to the kitchen.
Jimin and Suga were sitting on the couches, mindlessly watching TV, I could hear an argument happening between Jungkook and Jin along with a Mortal Kombat tune playing.
Jimin jumped up and went to grab bags from the previous room and Suga gave me a look I couldn't figure out.
"What's with the look?" I asked, starting to load things in the fridge.
"Why so many bags? Are they too heavy?"
"I got a lot of food and clothes for you all. Unless you like using the same underwear and hoodie for a week, then be my guest." I tried to make it seem like his sudden concern didn't faze me.
Jimin came in with a ton of bags, dropping them on the floor and started helping me put things away. 
"Since when did you become helpful?" I asked Jimin suspiciously. 
Jin walked into the dining room, he saw me and gave me a small smile.
"Hello, how was the trip?" He asked softly, walking up the counter, looking curiously through the bags.
"Fine, I guess. I got a lot of food and got you all clothes, where is everyone?"
"Jungkook, Taehyung, and Hoseok are in the gaming room cheating," I let out a small giggle. "Namjoon is in the library with Seongmi and Linza."
"Which one is the one I dislike? Ducktape Girl I mean."
Jin was trying not to laugh as he got the name 'Linza' out. 
"How's your back?" Jimin asked quietly. 
"Okay, what's going on?? Suga looked at me funny but asked if the bags were too heavy. You held a knife to my back and are now asking how my back is feeling like you weren't threatening to stab it a few hours ago. Jin has been mostly calm this whole time and it's starting to freak me out." I admitted. 
"Yah! When I have I not been calm!?" Jin almost demanded, making me smile.
My phone gave off a notification that I had lost cell service from being in the bunker. It made me freeze. I walked over to Suga and held my hand out. 
"Hand over the phone."
He looked as if he was going to challenge me, but decided against it. He handed me his phone. I turned on the screen. An app was open, a recording app that had several 10-20 minute recordings on it within the past 4 hours. Since I kidnapped them. I frowned and handed his phone back. That's why he and Jimin seemed so concerned with me, they wanted to not be suspicious. They wanted to seem compliant.
"You're not deleting anything?" Jimin sounded timid, like he was afraid to say the wrong thing.
There was no doubt that he recorded me popping off on 'Ducktape Girl' when I was angry. Out of context, I would be painted as an unhinged monster in front of a judge, especially since 'Ducktape Girl' insisted her father was a lawyer. Not only that but my family's reputation with the law since my father passed was an extremely unsturdy bridge that was one gust of wind away from completely disintegrating. The police in the area were just praying to get a family member of mine to harass every day. I could go to jail for life.
I was going to jail for life. 
I felt my eyes begin to water at the thought. I didn't even consider how long I'd go to jail for this, or how much more my family would be ridiculed when I did go to prison. All because of my poor impulse control, all because I made a stupid decision and didn't back out of it once I saw it go south.
"I'm not deleting anything; That's destroying evidence. I'm going to bed. I had ruined my life enough today." I emotionlessly spilled out, turning to the big double doors. 
"You should eat something! Or at least a snack." Jin called out.
"You can eat all you want. I'm not hungry." I closed the double doors behind me and got on the large bed. 
I pulled out my phone. I saw I had a call from my mom. I pulled myself out the bed and opened the dial door, closing it behind me. I got outside the bunker and caught service, despite the bunker being in a forest in the middle of nowhere. I tapped 'call back' and waited.
"Hey, Y/n your brother and I were just having a debate, want to settle it?" I smiled a little.
"That depends, what are you two arguing about NOW?"
"Mom wants to make HER 'Watermelon Wonder' bullshits for our sister's picnic." My brother butt in.
They were clearly drinking. My mother would never let my brother call her 'Watermelon Wonder's 'bullshits' without some kind of influence.
Our family was into charity events, whether it be picnics, fairs, library 'parties' or even college parties, we always liked to help out those in need. We did this all year round whenever given the chance, but summer was our busiest season.
'Watermelon Wonder' was a concoction my mother forced us to drink when we were younger. My MOTHER'S recipe had different types of melon, plus every leafy or healthy green thing she could get her hands on. Broccoli, spinach, kale, peas, you name it, blended into a thick liquid that was practically paste. 
My FATHER'S recipe was just melons, mint and a small amount a lime blended into a smooth refreshing drink that was meant to be kept ice cold, we sold it in cans at our toy stores, it was a fundraiser tradition. 
"No mom, DAD'S 'Watermelon Wonder' is the only one that shall ever have our involvement." 
"HA! Remember when mom put WASABI in them!?"
I shivered at the memory as my mother and brother began bickering. No fun fundraisers in prison. No family dinners. No Drunk Family Night. No fulfillment of the promises I made to my father. My chest tightened making me let in a shaky breath that made my family stop bickering.
"Y/n? Honey, are you okay?" My mother asked.
The tears in my eyes spilled over.
"Yeah, just...depression." I lied. 
"Are you taking your pills?" 
"Yeah. I think I have to up the dosage. We still can't get it right. I'm sorry I can't be at the fundraiser, but I'll be sure to donate. I uh, need to make an appointment with our family lawyer too. I've been getting a property offer and want to make sure everything goes to you guys." 
"Seth hasn't seen you since your father passed, I'm sure he'd love to know you're scheduling. I heard you're trying to expand to games?"
I smiled and I began to cry more.
"Yeah, dad loved them so much." My voice wavered.
My mom let out a dreamy sigh. "I remember our first date was in an arcade. He joked that if we'd have kids, he'd ignore me and play video games with them. Sure enough, your brother and sister showed up, you shortly after, then your little sister, I barely got to see him out of office or off the living room floor. He somehow always remembered anniversaries, birthdays and what I was wearing on the 13th day of that month. He never, not once, made me feel neglected or not paid attention to. He loved me. He loved all of you."
"Sorry mom, I have to go, work is calling." I managed. 
"Okay, don't forget about your Dad's birthday coming up. We have a big even set up!"
"I won't, love you all." I hung up quickly and let out the sob that I was holding back.
I had so much to lose. I was so angry at myself. I texted Seth, the family lawyer to schedule an appointment, sent Jason a text, threatening him, telling him if he told anyone I'd let out all the details about the dirty magazine I found in his room when we were 10 and went back into the bunker. 
I fell into the large bed, hoping Freddy Kruger would do me a solid and pull me far away. No such luck.   I heard a soft knock on the double doors.
"You may be blessed with my presence," I called out loud enough for them to hear. 
The door slid open, showing V in a large white T-shirt and boxers, hugging a pillow. I sat up.
"What's up?" I asked softly, my voice was still hoarse from crying. 
He frowned, stepped into the room and closed the door behind him. He climbed on the bed in front of me and sat there looking at me for a bit. 
"I want to get to know you." He stated matter-of-factly.
"Not much to know, just a crazy fan who kidnapped everyone." I laughed bitterly.
"I don't believe that."
I looked into his eyes, almost silently asking if we was serious. He was waiting patiently. I sighed, running my hands through my hair as I lied back. He quickly lied beside me, making my heart nearly jump out my chest and make a run for it.  I tried to stay as calm as a possibly could. The luminous god beside me was making it pretty difficult.
"I own my father's company. He was an aspiring game designer until he met my mother who was an animator. Most of the companies she went to, to sell her work denied it for more popular animators. Talent didn't get her anywhere. So my father switched gears for her and became a business student. He didn't even finish college but managed to win over anyone who got within 100 yards of him. People loved him. He made a ton of connections, got a lot of job offers, made a lot of money from 2 to 3 years of hard work, bought a company, named it after my mother's first character, 'Barnaby' and had his new buddies run ads, shorts and other animations on their networks.  My family's company got bigger, started showing their animations on their own platform. My older sister helps run that side of the company, Broadcasting and Entertainment. People wanted merchandise, my father expanded to toys that he and my mother designed. My younger sister helps with feedback and my older brother helps run that side, Toys and Merchandise. I was planning on moving to video games, my father used to love them. Every time he had a day off, I'd wake up to waffles with a tower of whipped cream on top, bacon, eggs, sausage, every berry he could find and every video game he could get his hands on. We'd all sit in the living room, until he had to go to work the next day, just playing games, having fun until that sun came up." I ranted, looking at the ceiling, smiling slightly.
"What happened to him?"
"He was murdered. His car somehow didn't have breaks suddenly in the middle of a busy highway. He crashed. The police said there was no foul play, My father was diligent with the car around that time since I was learning how to drive. The breaks weren't worn. Someone wanted him dead. They succeeded. My father always thought I was the most caring, likable, wittiest, smartest, bravest and most cunning of his children, so he gave me the company in his will." I let out another bitter laugh.
"He's probably the most disappointed billionaire ghost." I sighed feeling a sense of acceptance wash over me.
"Why would he be disappointed."
"Because I 'yeet'ed that shit out the window as I ran 12 red lights with 7 very famous idols and 2 innocent people in the back of a limo. All gone because I wanted to see how far I could go. Once I saw how far I could go, I was too afraid, too stupid to back out. Now I have a girl who says her father is a lawyer, an innocent girl whose family misses her dearly, 7 idols who are either terrified or disgusted in me in which case two of those idols have evidence that can destroy me, a best friend who can be labeled an accomplice,  a police force who hates my family and is just waiting for the moment when one of us slips, and a family who will get blindsided by the news that their 'Golden Y/n' finally snapped."
"I'm not terrified or disgusted in you." V whispered softly. 
"Are you saying this because you want plushies?"
"Yes." His boxy smile lifted my entire soul. 
I giggled. "I'll get you one tomorrow, any color preferences?"
"Gray. I'm sure everything will turn out okay." 
I turned on my side to look at him.
"I hope so. You know, V, you may be my new favorite." I yawned.
"Good, I like the crazy ones."
We both let out tired laughs.
"Call me Tae." He whispered.
"Okay, Tae. Call me, N/n. Nightie night."
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