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mysharona1987 · 2 days
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His downfall is so ridiculous it's funny, minus the whole ~destroying the world's modern day public square~ in the process
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DECEMBER 2023 TWITTER SIMULATOR
dear god elon, what fresh fucking he’ll have you brought upon us.
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yoshiebear · 5 months
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laughing my ass off about how trash jones is just some random person who's so funny that she counts as an internet personality
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(if you don't know who she is, look at the user for the next funny twitter tweet you see on tumblr or youtube or r/whitepeopletwitter or whatever. 1/5 chance it's from trash jones. it got to the point that i started noticing)
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histrionicscribbler · 23 days
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twitter logic
17: 👶
18: 🧒
19: 🧑
20: 🧓
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ai-yo · 8 months
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Muskrat is gonna make it so you are permanently following him and will probably say he's your first friend like Tom from MySpace
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dynamokota · 4 months
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Blocking 1-3 pr0n spam accounts that Like my xwitter posts every day
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I can't wait for muskrat's xcrement to burn to the ground and bluesky to open to the public.
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gwydionmisha · 5 months
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midnightkissme · 8 months
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mysharona1987 · 12 hours
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Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever here.
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mxfortune-teller · 9 months
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Tumblr should do some out-of-pocket shit again irt Twitter getting rid of the birds. Imagine posts are called “chirps” or fuck it even “tweets” for a few weeks to clown on Muskrat
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mrclmlt · 4 months
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Uma das poucas coisas sensatas que ainda tem no Xwitter, o Repórter Renato está corrigindo as desinformações do vídeo "choquei - lacrando vidas" nos xwittes da plataforma asquerosa reproduzidos abaixo (eu não vi o vídeo, só os surtos bolsonaristas alguns dias atrás):
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great-concavity · 6 months
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Every time I post on Xwitter, a sexual-come-on bot immediately “likes” it. Elon has everything under control.
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mrironbrain · 7 months
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i know I'm posting a fucking LOT but as someone trying to pry the parasite that is xwitter from my left asscheek the legroom of more than 255 characters is so weird. I'm convinced it's a solid 1/3rd of why people argue less here. You can add CONTEXT!!! PEOPLE MAKE LESS ASSUMPTIONS!! OH MY GOD??
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ks469 · 9 months
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I just woke up and quick question, uhm
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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fuschia-everything · 9 months
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i don't like to talk about my time on xwitter generally but just to be clear, i am not there anymore, don't try to follow me haha
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