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His downfall is so ridiculous it's funny, minus the whole ~destroying the world's modern day public square~ in the process
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laughing my ass off about how trash jones is just some random person who's so funny that she counts as an internet personality
(if you don't know who she is, look at the user for the next funny twitter tweet you see on tumblr or youtube or r/whitepeopletwitter or whatever. 1/5 chance it's from trash jones. it got to the point that i started noticing)
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twitter logic
17: 👶
18: 🧒
19: 🧑
20: 🧓
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Muskrat is gonna make it so you are permanently following him and will probably say he's your first friend like Tom from MySpace
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Blocking 1-3 pr0n spam accounts that Like my xwitter posts every day
I can't wait for muskrat's xcrement to burn to the ground and bluesky to open to the public.
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Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever here.
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Tumblr should do some out-of-pocket shit again irt Twitter getting rid of the birds. Imagine posts are called “chirps” or fuck it even “tweets” for a few weeks to clown on Muskrat
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Uma das poucas coisas sensatas que ainda tem no Xwitter, o Repórter Renato está corrigindo as desinformações do vídeo "choquei - lacrando vidas" nos xwittes da plataforma asquerosa reproduzidos abaixo (eu não vi o vídeo, só os surtos bolsonaristas alguns dias atrás):
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Every time I post on Xwitter, a sexual-come-on bot immediately “likes” it. Elon has everything under control.
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i know I'm posting a fucking LOT but as someone trying to pry the parasite that is xwitter from my left asscheek the legroom of more than 255 characters is so weird. I'm convinced it's a solid 1/3rd of why people argue less here. You can add CONTEXT!!! PEOPLE MAKE LESS ASSUMPTIONS!! OH MY GOD??
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I just woke up and quick question, uhm
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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i don't like to talk about my time on xwitter generally but just to be clear, i am not there anymore, don't try to follow me haha
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