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#shut up shut up shut up

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Now I get it, :3 is when there’s a dick in ur mouth and the balls are hitting ur chin

:3 :3 :3

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“What if we were normal about men” every time i walk past a man i send a psychic shockwave directly to their prostate just to remind them it’s there

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If you make jokes about your area of expertise you're just being flippant and disrespectful and if you discuss the topic with any degree of seriousness, you're a cringeworthy elitist. Solution: take drugs and finger yourself until you die of thirst.

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remember if you wake up feeling sick and your whole body hurts the best course of action is to jack off and moan like a girl

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I work out at the library

#bruh you're a model

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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

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Let's pretend my outfit matches the weather

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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Annie Clark I was not familiar with your game 🫡

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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Barry S03E05

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Sweating up a storm on my run

#👀👀👀