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The Thing is Done 👀

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I posted 1,089 times in 2022

That's 608 more posts than 2021!

213 posts created (20%)

876 posts reblogged (80%)

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I tagged 1,088 of my posts in 2022

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#ask - 29 posts

#tumblr - 28 posts

#me - 27 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#if going off the virginia brothers between his husband and his little brother fbi and cia are within his most frequently contacted list on h

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I love how we all agree that West Virginia has little brother energy and that South Carolina has big brother energy but does anyone else think that South Dakota has “We’re twins, it doesn’t matter” energy and North Dakota has “ME!” energy if they are ever asked who is the older twin?

62 notes - Posted July 12, 2022

#4

Random states and their day jobs

I know the states having “day jobs” is tenuous canon at best and most likely being a state pays something (taxes from their people?) or if they had day jobs it would probably be civil servants (although isn’t being a personification of a state, already civil servitude to the nth degree?) but I digress 

Alabama- high school football coach/health teacher combo with history class coverage when needed

California - human resources assistant at a Silicon Valley company 

Colorado- rock climbing instructor 

Florida - Cashapp scammer 

Maryland- real estate agent 

Massachusetts- adjunct professor at MIT Sloan School of Management 

Mississippi - cotton and chicken farmer 

Nevada- Las Vegas croupier 

Texas- cattle rancher 

Utah- DILF 

Washington- Starbucks manager 

Virginia-  Conservationist at a history museum 

69 notes - Posted July 21, 2022

#3

I know when Florida talks about robbing the Federal Reserve he means the Eccles building but it’s 100x funnier if you imagine he’s talking about robbing the Federal Reserve as in the personification for the Federal Reserve. Florida is just out in these streets stealing Federal Reserve’s Teslas and  Arhaus dining chairs 

72 notes - Posted August 25, 2022

#2

strongly held Alaska headcanon

Alaska’s three dogs that we have heard be mention in canon, are Alaskan Malamutes. They’re the state dog of Alaska and have many uses in mushing, carrying objects, and hauling freight. When they reach adulthood they are big and powerful dogs. 

Yet, Alaska’s dogs are puppies. Fido, Balto, and Togo are permanently stuck in the puppy phase due to personification reasons. You have 7 foot tall bearded and built like brickhouse Alaska walking around the wilderness and then followed by him are what can only be described as living marshmallows. 

(image credit: dogtime.com) 

73 notes - Posted October 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

where i think the states fight congregate/have meetings while living in the statehouse

the south: the back porch with sweet tea in front of them and in rocking chairs. the tv is out of sight and on mute so they can fight without the fuel of a college football match

the midwest: in the kitchen so they can be close to the talking ranch unaware of the fact that as they fight each other for the ranch, there is more ranch in the fridge until Wisconsin decides to grab another beer and sees two other bottles there. this commences an even bigger argument

the northeast: the sidewalk in front of the house with all of their car doors still open because they all want the same parking spot. everyone has a cigarette in their hand and their beanies/baseball caps are on the ground

the west: in a circle in the living room so they can look at each other and be able to properly vote in a fair commun(ist)al way. Colorado thought it was a smoke circle and tried to explain puff puff pass and Utah thought it was family game night and brought battleship, catan, AND heads up.

alaska & hawai’i: eating pancakes at a brunch spot while having a light debate on pop culture and all phone numbers of the lower 48 temporarily blocked

district & puerto rico:  Gov purposely gave them the wrong directions so after driving to three abandoned kmarts they decided to hit up a mcdonalds drive thru

maryland & gov: Maryland is watching in the foyer as Gov signs over the rent check to make sure that Gov pays the correct amount

103 notes - Posted June 7, 2022

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@freshwolfhell

They can take turns beating him up :)

Based on

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt pennsylvania #It’s not a matter of IF Adam and Robin would beat FreshWolf’s Penn #simply a matter of *who gets to him first* #Sorry Wolf I think they’re kidnapping the baby #(I’m not actually sorry) #they’ll take him to McDonalds and then to get Ice Cream :) #while Penn bleeds out in a public park #family ties au #craack #not pictured: FreshWolf’s Virginia also getting beat up at some point #proportions are weird because I can’t draw 🙃 #my art <3 #I keep calling Fresh’s Gov ‘Conner’ in my head fsr 🤔 #Robin and Adam wouldn’t call him ‘Gov’ so I guess they call him ‘Conner’ 🤷 #also not pictured: My Pennsylvania (Patrick) performing a cheer routine for his son #I drew Con as a baby because he’s adorable but it’d be the same situation if he was an adult tbh #inspired by a conversation I had with FreshWolf :D #getting beat up by a tired-stressed man with a bad back #L

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I need to introduce you to The Babies

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt oc #Cutest War Criminals to Ever Exist tbh #Absolute BABIES I LOVE THEM #THEY ARE FERAL BUT YOU WOULDN’T THINK SO #forget Florida being a menace these two cause Problems On Purpose Always #Kid Robin does not like shoes and it was easier for them to just let her roam barefoot #don’t mind me screaming over my own art ✋✋✋ #like DAMN who drew this?? #Me i drew it #don’t be fooled these are eldritch beings #they eat The Horrors for breakfast lunch AND dinner

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Happy Valentine's Day!

They’re watching another couple fight at a different table. Dinner AND a show!

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt oc #my art <3 #They definitely caused the fight #for their own entertainment #again-- ROBIN LOOKS GOOD IN EVERYTHING #I wish that were me #her bun is shaped like a heart but you can’t really see it lol #“couple goals”-- one of my friends about their relationship

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OK- pinterest was very helpful

But I found 8 different matching outfits you could possibly draw The Parents in

Got Robin and her dresses then Adam and his 80s dad outfits, for the most part- yes, dad outfits

👀👀

Didn’t draw all eight, but I did my top three favorites for now!

As you can see-- I got lazy with the backgrounds 😅

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt oc #my art <3 #ask and answered #I am SO normal about them I swear #👁️👁️ #gonna try and find something cute to draw them in for Valentine’s Day ☺️ #once again-- Robin looks good in everything #and Adam is happy to be with her #God I wish that were me #I am STRUGGLING to find a reason to draw each State design #someone please ask me to draw States #I have ONLY drawn the OG’s I am PERISHING

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My Opinions on the States being Cryptids:

All ‘Monster’ this and ‘Regular People’ that, give me my UNCANNY VALLEY!!!

If you wanna hear my thoughts on Gov and Assistants' Cryptidness and how they, being fragments of a greater whole (Eternity and Infinity) are so very different but so similar to the States, I will be glad to explain my eldritch horrors in human skin as much as I can <3

I’ll also be explaining the ‘Do-Not-Notice-Me’ in another post, and how it affects different personifications :)

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The States aren’t cryptids in the way that they’re monstrous. Aren’t cryptids in the way that they’re so obviously not human that anyone can tell...

They’re crytpids in the way that they look human, they act human, but they aren’t human enough.

Their body temperature is never normal, too hot or too cold and they never seem to notice how it affects the humans around them (they notice, they can’t help it, they learn not to care if it’s not hurting anyone).

Their movements are either too jerky or too smooth, like their bones are in the wrong places or not there at all.

They have no fingerprints, no belly buttons, their eyes seem to look straight through to your very soul (they can see which State you’re from; where you were born and where you have lived in your life. It’s an instinct to check). They have too many teeth, too sharp, too much like animals-- you look again and they look like any other human teeth, but you know what you saw.

They blink, but not enough. They breathe, but not enough. As if they actually have to think about it, as if it’s a manual function and not necessary for their survival.

You think you’ve seen them in photos from your Great Grandpa’s war days, they look exactly the same, some you’ve even seen in history book pages-- but you look again and forget how familiar they are. They look so young, there’s no way they can be so old.

If you ask a doctor, before they forget, they’ll say they’ve never seen any DNA like that. That their blood type does not exist in any existing species science is aware of. That their bodies function like any other human, but the organs and bones are wrong. Like a fake, like something trying so hard to copy the human body and failing.

Their aura of Do-Not-Notice-Me protects them from being noticed most of the time, but sometimes it fails. Sometimes they’re too strange, too inhuman, have too little control in the heat of the moment and people see. They perceive and they process and they notice.

It activates the primal fight-flight-or-freeze response. The one most humans think lost with their ancient ancestors. Noticing the States brings it to the forefront of thought.

They’re strange, they’re wrong...

They’re uncanny.

#welcome to the table #welcome to the table au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #family ties au #wttt #wttt oc #wttt cryptids #uncanny valley #cryptids #wttt states #this WILL be added onto in my one shots

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I got some outfits for Robin and Adam for you (saw the post)

One of these for Robin ^

Then left suit with the right images designs or smth

I honestly think it’s a great fancy matching outfit for them

I love both 😭😭 so I drew both

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt oc #my art <3 #i love them :) #they’re so fun #sorry if they look weird #i want someone to look at me the way they look at each other 😭

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I WAS LOOKING FOR MORE PUTFITS TO SEND TOU AND I FOUND THIS THING ON PINTEREST

HELP

I’M DYING

I’M IMAGINING ROBIN AND ADAM IN THESE

GOT ME CACKLING AT MIDNIGHT LIKE

They’re…getting ready for a very important meeting 👀

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt oc #my art <3 #Robin looks good in anything #and Adam is happy to be there with her :D

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Drew more Adam and Robin, sorta-kinda inspired by Gomez and Morticia Addams :3

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #my art <3 #wttt oc #✨✨✨ #Robin will throw hands for her husband #Adam will throw hands for his wife #✨it sucks but it exists✨

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When you were talking about Loui headcannons you said one of the more magically inclined states, I think that implies there are more with magic

If so, who are these states?

Of course! I’ll have to explain what the States’/Personifications’ magic really is, first!

All Personifications have a little bit of magic, usually focused on their Do-Not-Notice-Me thing and their immediate environment (Emotions affecting temperature and overall mood of surrounding humans, things like that). Some of them have more magic, some have less, and no one really knows why.

The magic is stored partially within their blood, and they have a second ‘heart’ that stores and pumps the magick through their bloodstream. This ‘heart’ does not show up in X-Rays, nor when a State is cut open, and leaves no residue when a personification dies.

Loui is one of the States that is more magically inclined…though I suppose it’s better to say he’s one of the States with the most practice.

All States can do small things, like bringing a cup or the remote to them without getting up, several use it to help along with paperwork by filling their mugs or fetching a pen.

Loui has enough practice to do other things, such as spell casting, voodoo, and speaking to spirits.

Other States that are similar include:

Massachusetts, being the most practiced of all States. He can do a little bit of everything but enjoys doing things to inconvenience his enemies the most.

Oklahoma, just because I feel like it. His focus is on herbs and naturally grown remedies. So if you don’t want to take actual medicine, he’s got ya!

Oregon, he uses those healing/protection crystals and natural oils but they actually work. They work really well.

Nevada, she uses tarot cards and all the fun stuff people charge $30 for at carnivals or in back alleys. He’s the family psychic.

Robin and Adam. They change the land around them to better suit their needs (They don’t do it often and usually its minor. They don’t want to hurt the States!) They can move things around in their environment, either subtlety or really noticeable if they want to. They can turn something, like a pencil, into something else, a knife.

They see spirits if they actually focus on them (they’ve gotten used to them, honestly), and are living wards against evil, supernatural entities. They’ve also brought humans back from the dead on occasion!

Other personifications could do this sort of stuff too if they practiced, but most either don’t want to or don’t care all that much, while some want to learn but are afraid or don’t know where to start.

All in all, personifications are weird and Very Fun to think about. I want to squish them all like stress balls.

#welcome to the table #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt oc #wttt louisiana #wttt massachusetts #wttt oklahoma #wttt oregon #wttt nevada #wttt headcanons #I want to pinch and pull them like play doh #spinning them at supersonic speeds in my brain rn #all of them at once like a blender #making a smoothie of my blorbos #🩵🩵🩵 #request #ask me!!!🩵🩵✨✨

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Working on Something 👀👀 here’s a WIP 🤫

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt oc #🤫🤫🤫🤫 #shhhhhhhhhh #👀👀 #proportions are shit rn but thats because its a ✨Work In Progress✨

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hi!! I’m that anon that starts every message with “hi!!” And gives you songs to listen to

but I do have more songs for you to listen to

red means I love you, Madds Buckley

I think it sounds like a Robin song to some extent. I say to some extent because I don’t think she’d harm Adam and I think the song is about hurting a person you love and being completely insane about it

Hello Lovely!!! :D Glad to see you!!

Robin would never hurt Adam, but let’s look at it in a different way!

Let’s imagine it as her hurting people for Adam. She’d never hurt Adam on purpose, but she does hurt other people. She even enjoys hurting other people.

Let’s imagine: someone hurt Adam. Hurt him in a way that he is unable to exact vengeance himself.

She’s showing off, showing that this is what happens when you go after someone she cares about.

“The red means I love you,” she says,

“I will kill and I will hurt others for you.” she doesn’t say.

Song is going directly into the playlist 😌

#ask and answered #welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt assistant #Robin is. something #wttt oc #if ya’ll want the youtube playlost #just ask!

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hi!! So I had a question. What if Adam and Robin had a human child?

Greg’s technically human!

I haven’t written about him yet, but he used to be human. Now he’s an undead, and that’s why he can’t speak! That’s all I really have for him rn.

However, if you’re asking about a full human child-- well, they have human grandkids (all adopted) and half-human grandkids (State-Human hybrids like Utah’s kids!). They also have human nieces and nephews (The OG’s cities adopted human kids too) They don’t count as their kids, but there are humans in the family! (None of them have actual names because that’s too many for me)

Nothing would really change in how The Parents raise them. All the same love and care they give the States and Departments-- remember, none of them are biologically Adam and Robin’s children--, they’ll give the same to their human child :D

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt oc #ask and answered #they’re good parents who love their kids

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Whoops, sorry

This is arcade prompt anon

I wanted to see generally wanted to see states that aren’t talked about much and I think you know who they are? It’s basically the midwestern states

Thank you for the ask, Lovely Anon! I’ve included the following States:

North Dakota - Andrew

South Dakota - Aiden

Nebraska - Maxwell

Kansas - Evan

Minnesota - Jasper

Iowa - Caleb

Missouri - Owen

I didn’t do every Midwestern State, but I hope you enjoy nonetheless!

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“Alright,” Adam hums, looking the seven States— all shifting in their seats in excitement— through the rearview mirror, “Remember the rules: No theft, no destruction of property, and please don’t get into a fight with young children.” He side-eyes Robin at the last sentence, but his wife only smiles innocently from the passenger seat.

“We have a limit of five hours, alright?” Adam crosses his arms, “So make sure you’re all wrapped up by then, okay?”

Simultaneous nods, and excited chatter consumes the vehicle as Adam pulls into a parking spot. The van doors swing open, each of the seven States tumbling out.

Minnesota— Jasper— shoves his way out first, “Move it!”

Next are the twins, North and South Dakota— Andrew and Aiden— tumbling out and landing in a heap on the asphalt,

“Get off!”

“Let go of me!”

Nebraska and Kansas— Maxwell and Evan— slip out next, taking a wide step around the tussling twins as Robin climbs out of the passenger seat and comes round.

Missouri— Owen— is the next to exit the vehicle, snickering quietly as the Dakota’s are pulled apart by their mom, though the two redheads continue to snarl at each other.

Finally, Iowa— Caleb— steps out, holding the door open for Adam, their father. The older man grunts as he steps of out the drivers seat, the door closing shut behind him.

“Alright, you all have your money and you know the rules.” He says, making a small shooing motion with his hand, “Off you go.”

With that, the twins stop fighting— instead, they start bolting across the parking lot, chanting in unison.

“CHUCK. E. CHEESE! CHUCK. E CHEESE!— STOP COPYING ME!”

“No fighting!” Robin yells over their own chanting, “Or the two of you will be sitting with me and your father instead!”

The twins shut up.

For now, at least.

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“I struggle to believe that people seek this place out for the food.” Robin hums, nose slightly scrunched in disgust as she watches a family at another table devour their pizza, “I find it barely edible.”

Adam hums from across from her, eating his own slice of the pepperoni pizza on the table between them.

“It’s fine.” he says, but Robin just scrunches her nose at him instead.

“You’ve eaten mud before, dear, forgive me if I do not trust that coming from you.”

Adam just hums.

On the other side of the arcade area, Andrew and Aiden are kicking at each other’s feet as they play DDR, the only Chuck E Chees to have that machime.

“You suck at this, Andy!”

“Oh, shut up!”

Max has been at the pinball machine for thirty minutes, and has developed an audience of preteens.

“See, ya just gotta practice! Then you’ll get reflexes faster than the ball itself!”

Caleb has hidden in the skytubes, and is currently conversing with several young children.

“What? No no, the T-Rex is so overrated! Velociraptors are cooler!”

Evan and Owen have been play air hockey, niether willing to let the other win, and have amassed a crowd of onlookers.

“Think we should finish up soon, eh?”

“First to ten points?”

They each only have two points, scored early in the game.

Jasper had been spinning the ticket wheel, landing on jackpot at least five times, and is now at the prize counter. There are three kids following him.

“Aight, whatchu wanna get? I got enough to get a bit for all four o’ us!”

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“Did you all have fun?” Adam asks as they load back into the vehicle later that evening.

A chorus of ‘yes’s, with several items from the prize counter held tightly as they buckled back into their seats.

“I am making a proper pizza when we get home.” Robin huffs, sliding into her own seat.

Several cheers sound from the back seat.

“The pizza is awful here.” one of them huff, and Robin smiles smugly at Adam.

The man rolls his eyes, starting up the engine.

“I thought it was fine.” he sighs.

A snicker from the backseat as Andrew leans forwards slightly, “Dad, Ian once gave you rock soup and you ate it. You don’t get a say.”

The man rolls his eyes, and pulls out of the lot.

#welcome to the table #wttt #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt assistant #wttt oc #wttt iowa #wttt north dakota #wttt south dakota #wttt nebraska #wttt kansas #wttt missouri #wttt minnesota

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Dear Theodosia but:

Aaron Burr is New Jersey singing to Robin

Hamilton is Virginia and/or Maryland singing to Adam

In the year 1776, after the Burning of New York

Thank you for coming–

#welcome to the table #welcome to the table au #family ties au #wttt gov #wttt #wttt assistant #wttt oc #wttt new jersey #wttt virginia #wttt maryland #hamilton the musical #:)