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California is absolutely jealous of Florida who WONT STOP SINGING
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@freshwolfhell
They can take turns beating him up :)
Based on
#welcome to the table#wttt#welcome to the table au#wttt gov#wttt assistant#wttt pennsylvania#It’s not a matter of IF Adam and Robin would beat FreshWolf’s Penn#simply a matter of *who gets to him first*#Sorry Wolf I think they’re kidnapping the baby#(I’m not actually sorry)#they’ll take him to McDonalds and then to get Ice Cream :)#while Penn bleeds out in a public park#family ties au#craack#not pictured: FreshWolf’s Virginia also getting beat up at some point#proportions are weird because I can’t draw 🙃#my art <3#I keep calling Fresh’s Gov ‘Conner’ in my head fsr 🤔#Robin and Adam wouldn’t call him ‘Gov’ so I guess they call him ‘Conner’ 🤷#also not pictured: My Pennsylvania (Patrick) performing a cheer routine for his son#I drew Con as a baby because he’s adorable but it’d be the same situation if he was an adult tbh#inspired by a conversation I had with FreshWolf :D#getting beat up by a tired-stressed man with a bad back#L
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I just realized that I've not done a proper introduction post yet- hehe oops- well ANYGAYS-
You may call me: Sleepy, but you may also feel free to make your own nickname for me and use it unless I ask you not to
Sexuality: pan/ace and gender-fluid (any and all pronouns +neos)
Hobbies: drawing, music, writing, and I have a weird habit of talking about countries and nationalities/ethnicities (positively ofc)
What I will do: Angst, fluff, war, death (maybe), ships
What I will NOT do: smut (the closest thing my asexual ass will write is passionate kissing scenes-), fetishes, incest (im not gonna say im not gonna say it im not gonna- SWEET HOME ALABAMA~), and basically anything explicitly NSFW (not safe for work) as it makes me a bit uncomfortable.
Fandom: Welcome To The Table/Statehouse
My fav states (also probably the ones I will write for the most): LA, NY, MA, TX, NJ, and Gov.
Relationship status: with @local-emo-child <3
Extra: I have diagnosed autism and dpd, undiagnosed-but-quite obvious adhd, depression and anxiety, and undiagnosed BPD and DID.
Things I’m interested in: battleships (USS Texas is one of the most badass things to ever be built <3), history (especially f*cked up history), paranormal/haunted stuff, H.G., LOTR, T.H., Creepypastas, and a few other things but that’s it for now.
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#findyourthing#redbubble#crack#krack#wall cracks#craack#craac#breaking#wall break#zipper bag#zipper pouch#women bag#women pouch#pouch bags#custom zipper bags#custom zipper pouch
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@liliavanrouge asked: “is this your way of asking me out or—”
dialogue : kissing | Accepting!
What had he just----
“It was a moment of weakness.” He’s quick to say, turning his back towards the fae, putting a hand over his mouth. He had broken character. He’s never done so in such a way before. But perhaps that’s why he had -- that had been his first kiss. Something he had always craved, something a normal life would have included. But no as the Wizard, he’s been married multiple times, so he had to act like it was no big deal to him.
But it was, oh how it was.
“Get out.” The wizard hissed as his brings his hand down and looks back at Lilia. “Get out of my sight!” No matter how angry he was at himself for breaking character - he definitely couldn’t hide how flushed his face was from the action and thoughts surrounding.
Of all the people to take his first kiss, why did it have to be Lilia?!
#i was gonna take this as craack but then oz decided to have a mental breakdown#answered ask...#ic...oz the third#liliavanrouge
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'i have returned to this fortress of glass
but i find myself asking if i ever left it at all;
i have spent an entire lifetime here,
waiting for someone to climb the walls and rescue me
only to discover you cannot climb these slippery, steep walls;
i cry out for help, but my voice is dying and no one seems to notice,
that my voice is getting fainter and fainter with each cry,
they simply assume my voice has always been this faint.
the glass walls have always been opaque,
i have always felt invisible and now that they are transparent,
people can see me, people can know me,
they are aware of me, but precious few are aware of the walls,
the walls that seem to protect me and trap me all at once,
and i wonder which is worse.
is it worse to be loved despite knowing you will hurt the ones who love you,
you never were capable of anything else,
or is it worse to never have loved and been loved,
to be laid to rest knowing the candle of your existence has not burnt anyone's skin?'
#cause I'm oooonly a craack in this caaastle of glaaasss#writing#holy shit i posted a lot today#spam??#original poem#poems on tumblr#poem
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Uhm, okay, first time trying fanart- fandoodles-? so I hope I'm doing this right- qwq tagging makes me a little nervous so I'm sorry just in case- qwq
After coming across the fanart by craacked-splatters for Displacement by @pezhead I may or may not have binged it all in one go and migosh its been living in my head rent-free since, which is why I started doodling this scene during classes and then decided to make it digital- or tried to qwq jehskqhajq my heart poor babies
This scene. This scene right here. It crushed me</3
I don't wanna give anything away but the story is so good ohmigosh
Its a 2012/rise crossover where Donnie is the one getting trapped in rise! I would highly recommend reading it! ^^
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt fanart#tmnt donnie#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt donatello#tmnt mikey#tmnt mikey 2012#tmnt donnie 2012#I know Donnie wasn't wearing his mask but I can't draw these guys without them yet#someday i'll figure it out#same with backgrounds#some day#displacement au
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Bihan:(stealing kuais last donut)
Kuai Liang: Did you eat my last treat?
Bihan: nope
Kuai Liang: What's the white powder on your shirt?
Bihan:(panic) CraACK
Kuai Liang, not buying it: Really, you do cocaine? You?
Bi-Han, oddly offended: I could do cocaine!
Kuai Liang: You once made yourself throw up bc Cyrax gave you pain meds
Bi-Han: It was too strong!
Kuai Liang: It was an ibuprofen
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Technically it could happen. however Gov benefits too much to give anything up :D
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Hello. Have a little Body Temperature Headcanons for my Departments, States, Adam, and Robin.
The Departments have a relatively regular body temperature, internal and external. The kind that won’t make a doctor look twice. They are a few degrees colder than most humans though. About 95 F.
The States basically match whatever their State’s temperature is. A common hc, but it works. If they are sick, though, they’re either really cold or really warm.
Adam’s internal body temperature is a mess, basically all of the state’s current temperatures (weatherwise) mixing like watercolor paint. Most Thermometers don’t work on him for this reason, because they never give a concrete number. His external temperature is always the opposite of whatever climate he’s standing in. Like, could cause ice in a desert and melt snow in Yakutsk. When he’s sick he’s usually incredibly warm no matter what the outside temp is.
Robin is either extremely warm, extremely cold, or has no temperature at all. There is no in-between. Her internal temp is always boiling hot— not hot enough to immediately kill whoever she swallows alive, but enough that within a few agonizing hours their skin will be boiling off. When she’s sick she gets cold— like causes frostbite if a human touches her cold.
#welcome to the table#wttt#welcome to the table au#family ties au#wttt gov#wttt assistant#wttt oc#craack#wttt headcanons#States and Departmnets mentioned but they are Not As Strange so they don’t get sorta in-depth dives into their biology#Adam and Robin are Eldritch Horrors in human-shaped vessels#they make it everyones problem (except their family <3)
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Hand it over 🔫🤠
Put it in the bag :)
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No Pressure!
@craacked-splatters and a @ellestrade
MY PEOPLES! YOU GETS IT!! YOU ARE GIVING ME FEELS!!!
#Like every single time he refuses food tho??#And everything he takes to heart because has has to solve EVERYTHING ALWAYS??#SITTING AROUND THINKING ABOUT EVERYONE HE’S FAILED BECAUSE NO ONE NOTICES ALL HE DOES?!?#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012#2012 tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt donnie 2012#2012 donnie#donnie 2012#tmnt 2012 donnie#2012 donatello#tmnt donatello 2012#donatello 2012#2012 tmnt donnie#2012 teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt april 2012#tmnt 2012 april#tmnt leo 2012#leo 2012#tmnt 2012 leo#tmnt 2012 leonardo#2012 leo#leo tmnt 2012#donnie tmnt 2012#donnie hamato#tmnt edit#donnie tmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2k12#tmnt fandom
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I feel like not enough people know about Popee the Performer, and after searching, there is little to no tickle content of them, so I'll change that.
here is my contribution to this weird little show!
lee! Popee
ler! Kedamono
TW: Back injury, contortionism
Another morning in the deserted circus, the sun bright as ever and a new act for the ringmaster and sidekick to perform was being set up. Kedamono was seated on a stool as the blonde was pointing to a large board with bold text stating 'Contortionism'.
Popee flipped through various pictures of people in absurd positions, jumping up and down excitedly as the purple wolf's mask fell to reveal a concerned look. Suddenly, Popee tapped the board, then motioning to Kedamono to copy the arrangement. Another mask fell as Kedamono shook his head, hands waving in front of him before turning to run away.
He only made it a few steps before a familiar scent wafted towards him. The purple animal whipped around, face featuring a happy expression as his tail wagged. Popee held a plate of fried chicken in front of his face, knowing the bribe would always work.
Kedamono was snapped out of his trance as the food was moved, realizing he still had to participate in the act. Now nervous, he stretched his arms up, preparing to attempt the pose. He began to bend backwards, hands eventually meeting the ground as the wolf's body resembled an 'n'.
Everything was going according to plan so far! Popee stood back and watched as his "friend" continued to scoot back, hands inching towards his own legs. He was so close! He might actually do it!
The wolf's body bent slightly more, the tension in the circus building. Everything looked fine until...
Craack!
Kedamono fell to the ground, clutching his injured back as Popee fumed. The ringleader stomped his feet and pointed to Kedamono, a look of shame overcoming his previously pained expression.
The striped-clothed circus member rushed over to the other, plate of fried chicken in hand. Kedamono looked up hopefully, only to yelp as Popee threw the plate into a nearby garbage can.
The ringleader sighed, calming himself before motioning to himself with a look that said, 'If you can't do this, watch me instead'. Stepping back, Popee shook out his limbs, preparing to atempt the stunt. Kedamono rose, watching pitifully as the other bent backwards, getting into the designated position, and finally flinging his leg in the air, successfully completing the pose.
Confetti appeared from seemingly nowhere as Kedamono clapped, only for a drawn out moment of silence left the two rather awkward. Something wasn't right. Popee's arms shook under his own weight, but couldn't seem to dislodge himself from the position. Worried looks overcame the both of them as Kedamono made his way over, carefully examining how Popee's body had locked in place.
A thought came to the purple one. Maybe it wouldn't even work, maybe it would get him killed, but boy, if it wasn't a fun idea.
The wolf-critter crept behind his companion, pretending to continue examining the other, poking at his leg still in the air, before prodding at the other's torso, causing Popee to wiggle around. Kedamono decided to continue, poking and tweaking until finally...
THUMP!
Popee lost his balance, wobbling arms dropping him to the ground as he lay, his body a little crumpled but thankfully not injured. After a few moments, Popee sat up, rubbing his head before making eye-contact with his assistant. The look quickly turned to a glare however as Kedamono slowly backed away, arms raised in front of him before dashing off, Popee not so far behind.
Yeah... probably not the best idea, but at least it worked?
WAAAH! I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG! I had a complete burnout and couldn't bring myself to write, but I really hope this is okay! 😥😥
I'm going to try to write some more, so I'll probably post another fic in a little while. It's going to be on Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as that is my hyperfixation for the time being, so if you want me to write for that, I would be ecstatic to! I hope you have a wonderful day/night!
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ɯɐzɐʞɐʅⱯ ɐɹqɐpɐɔɐɹqⱯ: Part 1
Hey...Slow down...
*The V3 group (plus Nico) continue to search the hallways for any sign of their missing friend.
What is it?
Do any of you guys hear that?
...
*Shuichi raises a hand to his earpiece, and tries to scan the area for any faint, out-of-ordinary, noise sources.
Yeah...I'm picking something up...
Hm...You've already gotten quite handy with Rantaro's Matrix.
I'm a fast learner.
Hey, Shuichi! What this place?
*After Gonta calls him, Shuichi, with the rest of the group in tow, walks in through a doorway.
Woah!
Jeez! This place is...HUGE!
Look out below. We're pretty high up.
But we can go leagues higher. What is this place?
Based on the way it looks, this is some kind of hangar. Look on the ground.
Do I have to?
Just do it, pussy...
*Kokichi points to an outline. A circle with an H in the middle.
This must be where Zetsubou keeps their vehicles, like their choppers and their tanks.
But it completely empty.
Probably because they're USING all those weapons against us. They probably have the Monokuma's piloting them.
Yeah...And look!
*Shuichi points a fair distance away. At the other end of the large room is a wall-wide hangar door that leads outside.
Well, at least we found a way out of here.
We should contact the Future Foundation. Tell everybody in the field to rendezvous here so we can leave with everyone accounted for.
Leave that to me.
Still, didn't you say you heard a noise or something? This place is basically empty, so where did-
???: DAMMMMIIIT!
!!??
Never mind...
Someone else is here...And that voice, it sounded like...
H-Hey! Tenko!
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*Tenko suddenly takes off running, and the rest of the group swiftly follow her along the platform. Only when she eventually comes to a stop does everyone realize why she's running.
Wait...that's...!
RGH! How...How DARE they...! How DARE they do this to him!
*CRAACK!*
*Himiko looms over a laptop, staring hopelessly at whatever contents are on the screen before she slams the device shut and stamps on it.
Those nasty Future Foundation are gonna remember who it is that RULES this godforsaken world! I'm gonna FUCK everyone in this crappy factory, I swear to God...!
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HAPPY TURKEY DAY!
Happy Food Stuffing Time!
Happy Time Before Biggest Holiday Rush!
Or (if you don't celebrate this day)
THURSDAY!
Even if it's nearing the end of this day, I do want to take some time to thank my mutuals and followers on here. I'll be honest, I wouldn't be as passionate about what I was doing if it wasn't for you. And the interesting conversations we have.
Or even if we don't talk! If you started following me because of my stories or numerous posts (heavy in the Mario Fandom mind you). Last year, I didn't think I'd ever reach the level that I am today.
I honestly can't wait to see what I can accomplish to finish this year off! Then start planning for next year.
@weevmo @kmodoposts @multicolour-ink @the-brucest-fan @zootopiathingz @elitadream @lexmicro @peaches2217 @akiiame-blog @craacked-splatters @theangelofangst @jroxs12pone-pegamom @jessadamsdraws
Even if you're not on this list, know that every single one of you is important to me.
#s-creations#s-creations says#I'm cheesy but I mean it#the growth I've had on here is insane it feels surreal#I can't wait to see what else I can accomplish and impress with!
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