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potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife
Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”
Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”
Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”
Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”
Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”
Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”
Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”
Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”
Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”
Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”
Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”
Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”
Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”
Charlie: “Oh…”
Charlie: “…”
Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”
Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”
Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”
Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”
Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”
Husk: “NO-!”
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Cory Loftis / Digital
Ok so wow. this concept art. The code room was originally gonna be in the depths of the castle where all the sugar coating has eroded away... and the passcode would've been a slot machine!!!
Casinos were actually the precursor to arcades by decades- slot machines are what arcade cabinets essentially evolved from. So having a slot machine here is like... the ancient texts....... and I fucking love that so much.
Learned from this video essay if ur interested :]
Lorelay Bove, Doug Ball / Digital
NOT TO MENTION Early concepts for King Candy's entire throne room LOOK BARBARIC. Its incredibly dungeon-like and reflective of his true personality, and his rule over Sugar Rush with an iron fist.
LOOK HOW HUGE THE CROWN IS ABOVE HIS THRONE. These levels of narcissism shouldn't even be possible...
Of course this isn't what we got in the final film- beautiful, sparkly and unassuming. Because he's always putting up a front.
"...And because King Candy is not the real king, we thought it would be funny to cover the whole castle in sugar coating just like him."
-Lorelay Bove (visual development artist)
but hold on..... replacing the giant crown.... is....
is that a tiara?
oh. oh it so is. This is straight up just Vanellope's room.
I like the theory (not mine) that King Candy was never able to change the code to Vanellope's room for some reason, so he has to put up with it being pink. (hence why he corrects it to "salmon") how is this man still feeling confined by gender norms just admit that you like pink. you have sparkles on your vest and you make it WORK.
Anyways I think the barbaric dungeon-like throne room is what he. WANTED it to look like. But alas. when you steal the life of a little girl you're gonna get the ROOM of a little girl
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A story of when I almost watched a tword scene with my family :3
Lil Me at the family gathering, watching a cartoon: Oh boy! I love this cartoon! I hope nothing unexpecting happe—
*A freaking plant comes down and wrecks the group*
Me: *destroys the tv before anybody else saw* Oops! Sorry I thought I saw a giant mosquito on the screen and thought a hammer was alright to kill it! Those things get bigger by the years hahaha!
(that didn’t really happened but why do kid shows jumpscare you with tickle scenes at random times?!)
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I wonder if Hob's ever been buried alive.
I don't know how his immortality works- do his wounds miraculously heal within minutes? Hours? Has he sometimes had to pretend to be injured, because no one heals from a stab wound to the gut over night?
Or does it take him just as long as any other person? Does he spend weeks bed-bound while recovering, slowly but surely knitting himself together? And if that's the case...has he been buried?
Has Hob woken up, weeks after being 'laid to rest', starving and in pain because fuck does his head and chest hurt and- why can't he move. Why is it so silent. Has Hob ever trailed his fingers, shaking from the effort, across wood grain 5 inches from his face? Has he, head pounding with pain and confusion, frantically mapped the limited space of his chamber because why are the walls so close to him why is he lying down why does-
Has Hob ever realised he was buried six feet underground.
Has he ever clawed at what he realises now is his coffin, hands scrabbling and nails catching? Pounded at the lid of it and screamed? Has Hob ever had to climb his way out of the ground
Anyway :)
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