#works best with rootbeer but all i had was dew

[whosamawhatsit]

I have been reminded of the other day when my roommate saw me dip pizza crust in my soda and got all horrified so now I need to know

#works best with rootbeer but all i had was dew #i tried explaining it's like the fries in milkshake thing and she just kept going nO?????? #and meep just sat there and watched. which about sums up our relationship i think

[evening-starlight]

The First Civil War

Summery: When Tony Stark throws away Steve Rogers Coke, it starts a civil war between the Avengers.

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Word Count: 621

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    Steve stares daggers into the fridge. He had just bought his favorite soda yesterday, and now it's all gone. "Tony," He growls. The billionaire was notorious for throwing out Cap's sodas in favor of his own favorite.

    As if summoned like the devil, Tony leans against the marble island with a sinister smirk. "Something wrong there, Capsicle?" Steve glares at Tony as the rest of the team slowly files in.

    "Don't play coy, Stark. You know what you did," Steve bites. Natasha steps between the two, assessing the situation.

    "What'd Stark do, Steve?" She asks, worried Tony pushed the captain's last button.

    "He threw out my Cola," Steve exclaims, gesturing towards the fridge. Nat rolls her eyes and steps back.

    "I'm not going to have that traitorous drink in this tower, and that's final," Tony states, turning to leave. Sam gasps and walks towards Steve.

    "No way, Stark. If anything, Pepsi is the traitor," Sam backs up Steve. Tony turns on his heel to argue back, but Natasha butts in first.

    "You can't be serious, Wilson. Pepsi is superior," She says, crossing her arms over her chest. The argument escalates with every Avenger taking sides.

    Team Pepsi held Natasha, Tony, Rocket, Wanda, and Strange. On the other team, Coke, was Steve, Loki, Thor, Peter Quill, Clint, and Sam. "If we're taking the popular vote, Coke obviously wins," Sam points out. As Team Pepsi tries to argue, Bucky walks in. He's taken aback by the arguing before Steve catches his attention.

    "Quick, Buck, Pepsi or Cola?"

    "Pepsi, obviously," He states as he walks past the Avengers and takes one out of the fridge. Steve stares at Bucky with wide eyes and an open mouth. "What?"

    "You said Cola was your favorite," Steve says, feeling slightly betrayed by his best friend. Bucky shrugs and joins his drink choice team. "You're a traitor, Barnes," Steve hisses, looking away from Bucky with an upturned nose as Bucky tries to defend himself. "I don't want to hear it."

    Peter and Shuri exit the elevator and hear the commotion before they see it. When they get to the threshold of the kitchen, they see everyone fuming and yelling. "Pepsi is obviously the only choice," Natasha yells, throwing her hands up.

    "Cola," Steve yells back.

    "Pepsi." This goes on for a few more exclamations before anyone notices the teens behind them.

    "Kids, Pepsi, or Cola?" Bucky asks. Shuri and Peter share a look and hold up their bottles of Dr. Pepper they got from the gas station down the street.

    "The Doctor," Peter states as if it was obvious. The group quiets as everyone thinks it over. Loki's face pulls into a thinking frown before he joins the two younger members.

    "I'm in agreement with these two," He states. Sam and Clint join them next, followed by Wanda and Bucky.

    "I honestly prefer Mountain Dew," Rocket confesses, distancing himself from the Pepsi group. Natasha follows the raccoon with a silent shrug. Tony and Steve watch their teams split up into different groups helplessly.

    Strange was the only team member to prefer Rootbeer, while Thor and Quill agreed that Fanta was superior to every other drink out there, specifically the grape variety. Tony looks at all of his old teammates in distaste while Steve shakes his head in disappointment.

    "I think, if we're doing popular vote - as Miss. Romanoff said -" Shuri starts, looking at the six different teams. "The Doctor wins. Clearly," She finishes, smiling at Peter. They clink their plastic bottles and take a drink.

    "Do I have to start buying everyone's drinks?" Tony asks, defeated. As a chorus of yeses respond to his question, Tony realizes he should have never messed with Captain America's Coca-Cola.

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