Oh hey! In case you didn't know already, I'm part of this huge TSP neko march collab<3 check out the full thing on youtube!
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You know that guy who wrote that he got an idea of what it’s like to be a beautiful woman while walking down the street holding a fancy cake?
I feel like I have a reverse experience of that, where I get a taste of what it’s like to be a big, intimidating guy while at work as a tattoo artist.
like, put the tattoo gun in my hand and suddenly people are a little on edge around me, on the back foot in a way I have never experienced in my normal day to day life as a 5’3” afab person. Clients laugh at all my shitty jokes (for the first month of tattooing I was like “wow I’m really funny all of a sudden” before I realized what was happening) they ask my opinions and defer to my expertise with no convincing or placation. I find myself speaking definitively more often instead of constantly couching my statements with “I think-” and “I feel-”. My confidence has literally never been higher. Bizzare.
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kiss me on the mouth, set me free // but please don't bite
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I could see modern!machete being an art conservator, with a focus on 16th century religious art. If he works at a museum, he’d probably be closer to those kinds of paintings, but if he’s a private business, he’d definitely have the money for Armani and Loubotins
Awh, that sounds lovely actually. I've considered something related to museums and history before, but I don't think anyone has brought up art conservator, that does seem like something he'd enjoy. He has the meticulousness, precision and carefulness you need for the job.
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Basingstoke 🌈
I had such an incredible day! My photo with Rhys went so quick and I was so nervous I could barely look at him 🤣 But I got to stare at him uninterrupted for 30 mins in the panel, which was probably my favorite part. It is true, he is 100x hotter in person 🥵
I met so many OFMD fans!!!! I don't think many are on tumblr/or I didn't get everyone's usernames, but the talented @merryfinches is so lovely! 🥰 a few of the things in the pic are made by her (Check out her shop)
And my con buddy @eddie-redcliffe was a complete joy to spend the day with 😍 and gave me a lovely surprise gift of S1/S2 OFMD Blu-rays which she made herself, they are incredible!!! (Thank you a million 💕)
~ Also I'm now a certified Slut for Stede which sounds right✨
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i opened tumblr during lunch and the first thing i saw was peter parker britney spears. two of my friends stared at my phone and audibly went “oh” thank you for the blessing
i've had so many people tell me "sci. the only thing i know about you is spider-man and britney spears". and i think that's all there is. you're welcome.
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yknow the veil/kotteri image redraw meme? the one that's been going around on twt? now make it timber. bernard who goes on to be a famous model after grieves and does shoots all over the world. one day he does one for a gotham brand and he ends up plastered all over the city. now tim who has managed to miss all this just by virtue of being too busy being a vigilante and running wayne ent. steps out of his car one day and bam! directly across from wayne tower is this giant electronic billboard, displaying bear's new perfume ad. in it he's wearing a fur coat that's slipped down his shoulders to reveal the muscles rippling across his back. bernard looks over his shoulders and laughs, lips painted a pretty pink. the ad reads "all new scent 14 from beams: the scent of love. it's like burning" bernard winks coyly and tim is burning all right. rock hard in his too tight work pants.
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