Spoilers for Workin' Boys
So, I've seen people point out the back of the brochure in Workin' Boys having Blinky's Watch Party
but I looked closer at each text block and did my best to decipher the blurry text (key word being tried) and while I'm not 100% on all of it, here's what I got.
The Barbeque Monologues
The Tony award winning musical serves up a well done tale of one typical American suburb. When folks gather around the grill, they share so much more than a dog and a cold one. Secrets, obsession, dreams and betrayal, these are the entrees at this barbeque.
Blinky's Watch Party
A musical extravaganza through Drowzytown! It will be oh so wonderful to see you again, Bill! Yes, Bill. I'm talking to you. Don't bother showing this to Ted. No one will be able to see it. But I can see you, Bill. I've been watching you, with Nine-Hundred and Ninety Nine Eyes. One short, thanks to your little brat. It's time I paid you back, Bill. What's the expression? "An eye for an eye." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mamma Mia!
A terrible show about sad women singing ABBA. A truly miserable experience, I can't stress that enough. This show will make you hate ABBA as well as all musicals. You'll never want to listen to ABBA's two good songs ever again. Beware, friend. Beware. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
Santa Claus is Going to High School!
Based on the Razzie award winning film by Kenny Ortega, this yuletide musical sees ol' Saint Nick trading in his sleigh and reindeer for a letterman's jacket! When Chris Kringle enrolls in Northville High School, he'll have to rekindle the holiday spirit in bad girl Noel, save Christmas from the cold-hearted Jacqueline Frost, and somehow get to class on time!
sorry if someone's done this already and I just haven't seen it!
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professor hidgens sacrificed himself so the world could see workin' boys and i think that's beautiful 🙏
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linda monroe is so fucking funny like she went to this play with a wine box to get drunk off her ass and then watched multiple people get murdered and as everyone is screaming and running she's just. clapping.
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Starkid: *have had Jon, James, Jeff, Nick himself, Lauren, Curt, Corey, Kim, and Mariah all play these ancient, larger-than-life Eldritch God creatures that are, directly or otherwise, responsible for most of the horror pervading the Hatchetfield universe, and whose very appearance could drive a person insane.*
Also Starkid: "Chad's too mythic and legendary a character to actually be played by a real human person."
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Why are they sitting next to eachother?? What the hell would they talk about??????
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GRACE THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU
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sorry i'm late business called and now i'm up to my ass in shit
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