Day One Thousand and Twenty Three
John Henry was a little baby
Sitting on his papa's knee
Well he picked up a hammer and a little piece of steel
Says this hammer's going to be the death of me
Hammer's going to be the death of me
Hammer's going to be the death of me
Hammer's going to be the death of me
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We are officially coming to @unrestrictedradiocrew this February 10!!! Download the app and tune into debauchery!!! #debauchery #foolishness #laughter #jokes #music #hardrock #heavymetal #hiphop #outlawcountry #nsfwwarning #manchild #womanchild #adulthumor18 (at Ely, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoG2d0iuIb-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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may you never confuse these two young folks in shortish black bobcuts and with wan complexion! it may be a matter of life and death.
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i dont think adventure time fans are ready for just how much marceline is going to absolutely hate fiona for trying to regress her father figure back into the ice king. like sure you could argue fiona doesnt realize just how bad it'll be for everyone, but she DID see a sparknotes version of how much simon suffered as ice king and didnt care so long as she doesnt have to go back to being a failwoman irl
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Baby Jane Hudson Lookbook
delicate, rustling layers - think fluttering lace, swishing pleated skirts, blouses with embroidered collars
an abundance of lovely details - think pearl buttons, velvet bows or headbands, long necklaces, glittering brooches of cute design applied to cardigans with puffy sleeves or berets, fake flowers pinned to your curls, lace tights
stick to pastels that suit you (rosy pink, powdery blue, delicious cream...) with tasteful accents for the accessories (red, white, black)
gleaming shoes - heeled, match with bag
princess curls, either glossy or (preferred) turned into cotton-candy-crisp perfection with glittering clouds of hairspray.
dolly make-up (dior-addicted or velvet-soft pout (red!), mascara-crisp bambi lashes, powdery-perfect complexion, cheeks flushed pink. Heart-shaped beauty mark mandatory ♥ !!! When applying, think of the camera!)
a sweet-doll fragrance (Miss Dior 2021, La Vie est Belle, La Petite Robe Noire Intense, Lolitaland) or, alternatively, a powder-doll classic (Shalimar l'Initial, No 19 Poudré, Miss Dior Esprit de Parfum Original...)
doll. preferably with a matching outfit
pair coquettish sweetness with a dash of princess attitude and ballet-light steps with doll-cute laughter. it's fine to have a few breakdowns in private but always be ready to be loved and admired by everyone (the ones that matter, anyhow) when stepping out. be a perfectly darling spoiled cunt or don't even bother.
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devouring-hive
Wrong person but still cute-
FUCK
hc + 🎡 for a hobby-themed headcanon
She likes making candy, actually.
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I've read your tags about Nadia and I thought "welcome to the club!" (😆) I have very mixed feelings about her route too, for (almost) the same reasons! It's a shame, I wish I could appreciate more but it felt too much like the devs were alleviating the wrong of her actions and making her a perfect dom girlboss 😔
OH MY GOD, RIGHT??? THANK YOU, UGH 😭😭
I absolutely hate how she gets glorified by the narrative and some fans as this perfect goddes while she's just as childish, arrogant and entitled like Valerius and Lucio are. Really obnoxious that those two get rightfully villanized by the game but that with Nadia we're getting tied to a chair and spoon fed the narrative that she has never done anything wrong in her life.
The canon tells us over and over again that's she's a disgustingly rich monarch that married a tyrant on purpose just to try and steal his land as some kind of pet project to prove herself in front of her family and to enflate her own ego, but the moment Lucio didn't let her monopolize everything she started to close herself in her rooms to take naps just like a child throwing tantrums?
AND when she wakes up she keeps blaming her husband and the courtiers for Vesuvia's downfall as if she didn't have any sort of responsability towards the people of the city she decided to rule. Like... yikes. Am I supposed to think she's a good leader or even just a nice person?
Again: all of this is fine, great even. I love flawed characters and shitty people, Lucio and Valerius are my absolute favorites. But I find really pathetic these double standards in the narrative. I'll say it: it feels performative, fake and tokenizing. Not that I would expect any less by Nix Hydra.
Allow Nadia to be a fully fledged person with flaws and faults of her own, cowards.
I legit thought that her route would have been about her acknowledging her entitlement and neglet towards the city but appartenly the biggest conflict between her and MC was about her *checks notes* ... paranoia.
... ok.
Paranoia that she was right to have anyway because Valerius was literally just around the corner ready to stab her in the back, so??
What was the point.
Awfully written route. She would have worked great as the morally grey character/kinda shitty person she is, but I guess the devs were too busy to pat themselves on the back to do that.
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New episode dropping this afternoon!!! We laughed pretty hard amongst ourselves on this one!!! We sat down with @ofthefallenhtx and The Golden Rooster!!Download on @applepodcasts @spotify @deezer @audacy @amazonmusic @gaana @jiosaavn enjoy!!! #newepisode #lol #comedypodcast #jokes #games #deathcore #metal #wrestling #thegoldenrooster #thegoldencock #ofthefallenhtx #lmao #manchild #womanchild #hilarious #grownupshit (at Ely, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnaWppEOICP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Now I'm curious why that women's magazine called Joel a manchild, because I see nothing weird about his lifestyle, it's his job 🤔
So if someone here got the Menaiset magazine, let me know 🤣
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Fighting gender stereotypes by being the one in this relationship who "doesn't see mess" and forgets important dates while my bf does the emotional labor
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my irls have all been having problems with their hook ups and relationships and getting dumped etc irl I feel bad for them I really do but im also like... damn.... am i saving myself a lot of trouble as a selfshipper that has zero irl romantic prospects...
but i dont want to say anything cause ill get hit with the and what would you know ven... virgin who cant drive.... still dates fictional men in her head and never had a bf 🫥 can a girl not be unimpressed
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I was watching heavy trip with the man boyfriend creature and I thought to myself that the characters looked too old to properly represent the metalhead stereotype, then I remembered that one zine excerpt where ***** gloated about being older than everyone in the death metal scene at the time. I decided the actors in that moving being in their 30s was accurate enough and it made me smile
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