#will i ever stop finding this funny? no

[lesbocrocker]

Charles is so bitchless every single one of his bitches left him for one of the Lightwoods.

#will i ever stop finding this funny? no #charles fairchild #alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #thomastair #ariadne bridgestock #anna lightwood #arianna #grace blackthorn #christopher lightwood #the last hours #tlh #chain of thorns #chain of thorns potential spoilers #chot #chot spoilers

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #back at it again with the pureblood on pureblood violence #truly these jokes never age a day (at least for me) #you see what i did there #although i think the funniest thing about this one is that comte would be so 'ha h a leonardo very funny >:/' #and then he's just drinking in the parlor room asking sebas is he's too old and boring for mc #and sebas naturally interested in stirring the pot is like #'idk if you ask me you don't look a day over 300' #needless to say the man needed pats from mc afterwards #man im dying all i imagine is comte just 'no talk me i'm angy' in a corner of the balcony #lowkey want to write this now--i might in fact #unauthorized bullying of comte will not be tolerated (unless i find it hilarious like i do in this case) #also funny because leonardo isnt much younger--not that that would ever stop him #ikevamp incorrect quotes

[phoenixcatch7]

Combining 'cap is presumed to be kryptonian' with the divine twitch chat with what the wiki calls straight up clairvoyance to create 'cap is assumed to be superman's ancestor come here from krypton millenia ago to protect and guide us'.

Because a) like superman, marvel is widely believed to have no secret identity at all - he bares his face entirely! He's a huge kinda dorky wall of muscle who never says anything worse than heck, everything about that stands out. It's assumed they jet off to the same place on their downtime, the famous fortress of solitude.

B) cap may not have a Supers senses, but between his almost precognition, his uncanny ability to pick up lies, his tendency to suddenly pause and listen to someone unheard before randomly jetting off, and his occasional one sided discussions that leave him with more information than he had before, it's pretty easily implied he has them (it's the chat piping in. He's gotten quite good at filtering out the actually important information).

C) no one really knows how aliens age anyway - and with magic, who knows what an already op hyper advanced alien race could do??? There's substantial proof cap has been around for MILLENIA, if you know where to look (that fact that a good chunk of stuff is Black Adam distresses Billy no end, but it doesn't seem like he left any trace of his evil doings (he rules a country, and ancient murals of you summoning hordes of demons to decimate the earth does not good pr make). He's probably immortal! He talks like he is, sometimes.

D) supes and cap get on really well! Almost... Unusually well. (the Internet reads too much into two dudes who aren't afraid of emotions finding unexpected kinship in their hero life.) there's definitely something else going on there and everyone knows superman is head over heels for batman so it's not that.

E) he's a captain! He's a champion! Apparently his home base can be accessed anywhere in the universe??? Like, say, another planet??

So why did he come to earth? Why did he really only emerge again now, after centuries of total radio silence? It was... Right after superman debuted... Well, give or take a few years, but what's that to an immortal being?!

A jl member brings up the rumours during a meeting and Billy nearly chokes trying not spittake at the justice league table. Superman blue screens visibly.

Then someone asks cap if he's sure his body is human, and??? IS IT??!!! The wizard would have said something, right??!! Ghost or not??

The delay is just long enough to make the gossip mongers interested.

#captain marvel #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel #shazam #dc comics #superman #billy batson #clark kent #kryptonian rumours #This also ties to the 'cap occasionally gets pelted with kryptonite and criminals get confused as to why it won't work' post I saw #because why not #Extra points if batman pokes him with kryptonite out of nowhere at one point 'just to check' #Divine chat finds it all hysterically hilarious and keeps encouraging Billy to make it worse #Solomons wisdom means he knows Exactly how it's about to go down but he legally can't say no if they force the issue #(not that it's ever stopped him) #This was supposed to be 'haha another plot point for the funny kryptonian rumours' and then it spiralled

[caluupin]

Finished TGAAC around 2 1/2 weeks ago but only finished the doodles today. but still, here ya go!

#caluuart #art #dgs spoilers #dgs2 spoilers #tgaa spoilers #tgaa2 spoilers #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #tgaa #dgs2 #not tagging characters bc it's a lot #RAMBLE TIME. so ever since I finished dgs2 I have been listening to the soundtracks and MAN these bang so much #esp as a person who plays the piano and likes music. it's just. good. yeah. some of these do give me psychological dmg tho lmaoo #like kazuma's nocturne theme or his prosecutor theme. or the secret trial theme.... the partners - the game is afoot! theme.... I am normal #WHICH SPEAKING OF! man I love the sholmes + mikotoba partner twist so much even if i got a bit spoiled about it. i just think they're neat. #The partners of all time I think. #Also also the found family!?!?!? I am A SUCKER for found family. they fed me so well. #funny thing was the barok character development surprised me despite the fact that I also expected it since the first game lolol. #I do think he's an interesting character and probably one of the best character development in the game. And that I find his design cool. #oh yeah I didn't draw it but when I saw that albert mentioned that barok is “the darling of the van zieks family” I was genuinely like. #huh? wdym. like man at the time “van zieks” and “little darling” feels wrong in the same sentence. that was until I saw his pre- #-trauma pictures n well. albert isn't wrong. which was a slight surprise to me. #In conclusion: I liked it a lot. and now occupies parts of my brain along with my other brainrots. #They fight for priority in my brain whenever I try to sleep or disassociate lol. Well at least there's more material to think about. #off topic time: arlecchino animation. for the sake of the tag's length I'll just say a few things: #I am very very interested in her story and oh my god father. #My brain has stopped braining now; good night my fellows

[bonefall]

where’s that little horror piece about kits never growing up in Starclan? because I remember it so vividly but I can’t find it.

The one about Bright Stream?

Weird that it's so hard to find! It's probably because it's got such heavy tags lmao.

I really mean it though like, canon's permakitten system and the idea that Bright Stream is up there, forever taking care of fetus children who were filled by sudden knowledge and yet never grow past that point absolutely horrifies me. Jesus Christ. I don't know how anyone reads that final scene in Path of Stars and isn't filled with itching, white-hot existential dread, man.

Sometimes you just gotta write horror about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#partner and i were joking the other day about how like #they are the one known as The Horror Blogger and im the funny cat guy #because it's literally the opposite irl. you have NO idea #They are the one who is squeamish and I am the one that is like #only scared if there's 17 different kinds of existential horror #Which tbf is important in my line of work #But let me tell YOU. One thing that gets me every time? Fucked up afterlives #Probably from all the religious trauma but. Still. #''turns out your whole life is actually teetering on the precipice of a steep drop into the jaws of unknowable gods-- #and their concept of omnibenevolent and omnimalevolent are self-defined'' #''in death your life only has meaning to those still living and yet you're conscious to experience it'' #''you will helplessly watch people you thought loved YOU reduce your memory into how you SERVED them'' #''Powerless to stop it you will find that you were only valued as a tool in someone else's life'' #''There is no peace in death just being tired and uncomfortable forever'' #EURGH #It's why my most feared monsters are actually ghosts and vampires and certain zombies #Because it's not really about the monster it's more about what that monster implies for the afterlife #Certain zombies especially. ngl. Night of the livin dead 2 has the scariest ones ever #Intelligent. Violent. Able to FEEL themselves rotting and the only relief is to consume everything you ever loved #BRR #they did eat a bunch of cops tho so... at least they have that going for them #BONES MCRAMBLES IN THE TAGS #bone babble

[taegularities]

some men are textbook villains fr

#tw religion? #kinda need to rant.. kinda wanna explain what's going on #some ppl are part of humanity but don't know how to be humane... like the guy i started talking to almost 2 weeks ago #liked him a lot bc he was funny sickeningly sweet mature and understanding.. until he was not #tl dr version is that we somehow drifted to the topic religion and i told him im not too religious and don't believe in superstition much #i was extremely respectful and even when he said that he does believe a lot i was like 'thats cool!! different people believe in different #things!!' and at first it was a normal convo until man went all psycho on me (after one damn week!!!) and started talking about how #id have to be religious in a relationship with him.. my dude i barely know your fav food can we not talk about relationships yet #but he says he doesn't even need a woman who cooks/cleans just someone who believes.. n im like i get it but i can't change myself like that #and then guy moves to marriage and is all 'well my entire family is religious' n my mom and sister (who's 16) would be putting pressure on #you n force you to pray etc.. and I'm like???? who can force anyone to a thing like that are u kidding #things escalate and my absolute STUPID ass tells him about my deepest fkn trauma to explain what made me abandon religion bc #life just never got better and this trauma remained for yrs... and he gets so angry that he says he wants to stop talking to me just to spam #me all day next day.. he'd keep messaging me switching between 'i still want you we shouldn't throw this away i have feelings for you' #AFTER A WEEEEEEKKKK!!! and then goes back to 'i wasted my time with you you were so unnecessary im in a bad mood bc of you' #even said 'you'll never find a guy with a trauma and mindset like this. i will find a religious girl but no one will love you like that' #and the worst thing is that he told his friends and mom about the trauma i had just to spite me.. note that he promised to never tell anyone #(and then still asked for forgiveness and for me to rethink whether we want to end this after telling me 473626x he wanted to end it) #(nothing even ever started you bitchass) #also note that his mom knows my mom n basically most of my relatives.. so i was here trembling for days fearing they'd get to know about it #mom somehow convinced her to not tell anyone bc it's important to me and very very fucking personal.. #but he harassed me all day - i wouldn't answer and he'd send 55 messages.. multiple missed calls like dude i got so fkn scared #my heart jumped whenever he texted he was so fkn aggressive and SO MEAN #'you just needed to adjust and we would've been okay' 'tell me are u gonna fkn be religious or not????' 'you ruined everything' kinda mean #i just :') it was the worst time and i don't think i've ever seen someone degrade me so much or make me feel this defective #but.. it's finally over. his mom called my mom and mine was like pls teach him some manners.. n since i couldn't and wouldn't text him back #and literally avoided whatsapp bc of him she ended it all for me and now it's hopefully done forever #anyway i saw jks gcf performance yday n him singing still with you put a genuine smile on my face.. ill stick to THAT boyfriend honestly lol #def gonna delete later #but ty for reading if u did <3

[oh-my-chocolate]

laurence: temeraire is a fully realized individual :)

laurence, when another dragon is also a fully realized individual:

laurence: on my way to the dragon training grounds where the dragons are trained! boy i wonder who will train these dragons

#asks #morethanfantasy #his world has been completely turned on its head dfkhlsldsfdsf i will cut him some slack #it's so funny he's like. temeraire; yes; the best most cleverest dragon ever #and then another dragon speaks to him and he's like sir. what. #sir my good manners are the only thing stopping me from exploding with shock #temeraire #his majesty's dragon #how are you finding it so far!! i did see the reply to my ask dsfjfs sorry if i am frothing at the mouth about this i will restrain myself #i hope you are having a good time though!!

[qwakque]

If you're still taking requests, Grim in a little ribbon? The ribbons in game are fantastic but I crave m o r e of our local chaos gremlin. No joke he's why I downloaded the game in the first place

HII SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE LOL I AM STILL TAKING RQS!!! THEYLL PROBS BE OPEN FOR A WHILE!!!

havent drawn grim b4 so this was rlly fun!!! ty for ur rq :]]

#trying to find a face to draw for him was so hard somehow #ALSO wasnt sure if u meant like ribbon in general or just a tiny bow tie or something so if u ever want a bow tie for him lmk o7777 #rlly like the way cantobear draws grim so i wanted to keep it a little simplified like theirs #!!1!1!!1!1 #grim the silliest guy #stop eating rocks off the ground #its kinda funny how its like looting ppl or something #item drop!!! suspicious rock #he kinds reminds me of a pal LOL #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst grim

[crimsongrimoire]

masochist wrio is real. To Me.

#crow.txt #genshin #snippets #wriolette #neuvithesley #not sfw #suggestive #whichever #i could swear i had posted this but i guess not considering i cant find hide nor hair #its a little funny to me bc when people portray wrio strictly as a Mean dom top...... i mean its fun occasionally but ALWAYS? #i just think hed be the one moaning about it if he got slapped or stepped on. and then begging for it harder #wrio 🤝 yelan : people assuming theyre hard dom tops bc of their general (similar) Vibes when theyre masochist sub leaning switches at best #wrios 👏 handcuffs 👏 are 👏 for 👏 him 👏 #he even Says 'yeah theyre mostly for show they shouldnt really ever have to be used yknow' out loud #i just think he'd like to give up control in a safe environment every once in a while. as a treat #getting off my soapbox now. sub wrio rights tbh. thats enough rambling #stop conflating the terms dom/top and sub/bottom. and to take it a step further stop associating those with Gender Roles 2 #nothing to lose but your chains etc etc

[mus1ca1]

revamped milehi and finally designed powder :)

#POWDER IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE NOW. EVERY OTHER OC I'VE EVER DESIGNED CAN GO HOME SHE IS MY BEST #starlight express #stex #stex fanart #starlight express oc #stex oc #starlight express fanart #sorry about the doge meme format I never stopped finding it funny

[alienssstufff]

Scar walked into Limited Life with an optimistic open mind

Scar walked out of Limited Life learning that whatever ethubs has going on is thicker than water

#I couldn’t stop about that one remark Scar said about Bdubs on stream that u just can’t change his freaking mind abt etho Ever #it’s an oldish stream while limlife was Stil going so I can’t be assed finding a clip but it’s still so funny to me I giggled

[splickedylit]

i've never read Eyeshield 21 but I took one look at this spiky sharp bastard and I've decided that I love him

so spiky

AND YOU'RE CORRECT lmao. That's Hiruma Yoichi, he's a menace and I love him. Every manga should have a dangerous weirdo with a book full of blackmail who drives the plot forward by being an absolute crazy person. Eyeshield 21 is a football manga, and he's just out here blackmailing and scheming and being an audacious chaos gremlin.

ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS MANGA MIGHT HAVE OUTLANDISH PROPORTIONS OR FEATURES BUT AT LEAST THEY LOOK LIKE HUMANS!! Hiruma why are you like this?!?!

#Eyeshield 21 #Hiruma Yoichi #The only part of his appearance that's artificial is the blonde hair which he bleaches and otherwise he just looks like that #anyway highly recommend ES21 it's legit I would say the best sports manga I've ever read #disclaimers: like a lot of sports media from japan it is occasionally very weird about black people hahaaaa QuQ #not in like a negative way in fact very much the opposite but boy there are one or two chapters that i just kind of shake my head through #and tbh the World Cup arc is kind of a weird fever dream of country cliches altho also I find foreign stereotypes of america very funny #other than that it's just a damn good time and a great sports manga full of characters that I still intensely love to this day #Time Stop Magician still makes me hold my breath ahhh the tension.... not that I'm biased because the Shinryuuji match is my all-time fav #(robert downey jr meme voice: they are biased because shinryuuji is their all-time fav)

[ihideinbathroomsatparties]

remember when they tried to make Hank a disgusting alcoholic but in order to keep it kid friendly they had him addicted to hot sauce instead of actual alcohol

#art #Finding Nemo #Finding Dory #bc I personally can never forget #iirc the primary reason they cut it was because they couldn't figure out how to make it more funny than it was depressing #which... fair #tho I'm now realizing there's also the fact that Hank would have ended up essentially drunk driving at one point if they had kept it in #and truly what is reckless like placing an angry old drunken animal behind the wheel of an enormous truck on the freeway #but like. in any other context... #the image of Hank drunkenly shuffling around while slamming down bottles of hot sauce is pretty funny #also: ''why are they in a void?'' because I drew this past midnight and thus was being lazy so I could go to bed faster :P #(I mean the whole thing is clearly kinda lazy but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) #I probably have to stop ever drawing things w/ zero reference btw bc I worry they maybe look a little off anyway... lol

[mariatesstruther]

okay but a modern au where tommy always takes sarah to the library and gradually falls in love with the pretty head librarian ms. maria

#tommy x maria #this has cutesy vibes but i also think it would be funny if maria was just the most intense and organized librarian anyone has ever seen #*intimidating #like she will shush you and glare daggers if you bring in books dmamaged #shes not mean or anything just intimidating because she has an underfunded but highly rated and historically important library to run!!!! #she means business!!!! #shes super nice to and good with the kids #but all the adults are scared of her #at first tommy think she keeps looking at him because she think hes cute #*thinks #when she comes up to him in the historical fiction aisle he’s elated #maria: dude. you need to stop picking up books and walking around with them if you aren’t going to put them back #maria: im sick of finding pirate themed historical romance novels in the kids section after you leave with your daughter #tommy: um. absolutely. sorry ma’am #library au #the tipsy bison #maria x tommy

[dhmis-autism]

i feel like the original series was red guy centered, the first season was for yellow guy, and i am BEGGING AND PRAYING that season 2 will be more about duck!! i will probably cry if anything happens to him though lol 💀 everytime writers break a comic relief character i just OUGSHGS.. it gets me.

h well I don't think you're wrong about that! Webseries being Red Guys time to shine, S1 of the TV show being for Yellow (esp the last two episodes I think? Even thought outside of that, he does get a lot of focus/he IS the one who talks to the audience the most directly). From what I remember hearing, the pilot was pretty Duck-centered.

But I think even if he GETS his big moment in the sun, so to speak, it's NOT going to be as emotional as the other twos. On top of him just not being a very um… let's say sentimental character, he's just not the make-you-cry type! It's just not him imo!

IDK, I operate under the opinion that… in his weird little head, the most important thing that he values over everything is keeping the three of them together. Both because he thinks of them as a weird little family AND because he really doesn't have anyone else outside of the trio. We also know from the interview, and you could maybe argue from the Family episode ( Who do you love?/Anyone who loves me back., I asked every member of my family who they loved the most, and they all said me ) that being loved is something that he actually values QUITE a bit! More than you would assume on first glance! He's weirdly upfront about it haha!

In that way, I imagine that if they were to TRY to pull something to put him in the spotlight in the way you're imagining (i.e. something emotional and focusing on his issues like they did with Yellow & Red) it would either focus on his desire to be loved OR his dedication to keeping the three of them together. But I would argue they both already did that in the Family episode AND put him through the worst case-scenario in regards to those more emotional aspects of his character ( here I think the worst case scenario to him is the other two rejecting him, harshly, unambiguously and to his face, multiple times and the three of them separating ). AND THE THING IS… THAT ALREADY HAPPENED! THAT DIDN'T BREAK HIM!

He had his little pout over it in his dress and was like FINE! I DON'T NEED THEM ANYWAYS! So, I really don't think that big "character-breaking" moment is coming. If the Family ep didn't get him I honest to God don't think there's anything else the house could throw at him that could get under his skin.

#I REALLY TRULY DO THINK HES JUST GONNA KEEP BEING SILLY AND GOOFY UNTIL THE END OF TIME #just forever in the BG being funny and having the best lines #like. worst case scenario came and went and he is both so adaptable AND deranged that nothing is going to come from it ever #ALSO sorry! i think he likes being in the house lol #dude who loves repetition and stagnation and who is a complete social failure gets trapped in a time loop house with two other people? #of COURSE he loves the routine and delusionally convinces himself that the other two love him!! come ON now!!! #my dhmis postings #like im trying to think of what kind of drama can even come from his specific issues and #its like what if he figures out the other two dont think of him the same way? #HE ALREADY DID!!! #and he pushed on it and pushed on it and didnt relent until they were like PHYSICALLY seperated. #then he just convinced himself that HE made the decision to drop THEM actually. #and when that didnt work he got sad. then got over it. #again. i think he would TRY to find new friends but like. socially he is SO SO fucked lol. #hes annoying. hes loud. he NEVER stops talking. hes super upfront and DOGSHIT at communicating at the same time #hes mean. hes abrasive. he doesnt understand social cues at ALL. he has NO filter. and he refuses to work on any of that because to him #NONE of that is a problem. #like he wouldnt be able to get new friends if he TRIED. he is so completely entirely incompatible to anyone outside the group #it makes him REALLY easy to hate and i get why a lot of ppl do. HELL i get why a lot of IN UNIVERSE charas HATE him

[realllism]

love how inconsistent kilgarrah is, like he spends half the time talking about how merlin needs to fulfil his destiny and then he tells merlin that the only way to fulfil his destiny is to stop mordred and morgana from fulfilling theirs (conveniently by killing them) and after all that he tells merlin that no man can know their destiny as if half the plot of the show wasn’t merlin knowing his destiny

#if destiny is inevitable why would merlin need to try to fulfil his #idk if kilgarrah ever says that destiny is inevitable #but like if it was then surely he would know that there’s no point trying to stop mordred or morgana #convinced that he might’ve just been bored after 20 years down there and needed some entertainment #bbc merlin #someone else have the intellectual thoughts about this #i just find it funny