Supers going apeshit on someone in an alley while their emotional support bat vigilante stands behind them and keeps a lookout while muttering under their breath about how they’re fine, the bullet only grazed them, can you please get it together—
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how much rage do you think was behind that “lol”
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This weekend made me kinda feel bad for Janelle because even before her and Alex got involved again she was always one of their biggest friend supporters and now it’s like she can’t go to shows anymore
Yeah, it sucks for her. I guess I get bro code, but I think Jack needs to hold his male friends accountable for fucking and then fucking over his female friends.
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this should be my blog thesis atp
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Guys, I put too much effort into this for a joke. Anyway, Feds hate things that start with B, and on Quesadilla Island, those things are Brazilians, blondes, and birds.
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thinking about kaidan begging shepard not to leave—not to leave like everyone before them, like rahna, like ashley, like himself on horizon. kaidan not being able to forgive himself for losing people to his own mistakes. jump zero. walking away from shep. causing himself so much heartache for nothing. stay, stay because you're the only good thing that's happened to me; shepard is the only thing he feels hes done right.
if he lost them he'd never forgive himself. he'd never forgive himself for letting them be the one that got away, letting them walk away, letting everything play out just like it did before.
like jump zero
like virmire
like horizon
he can't lose another friend. he can't lose the one person left that he truly, deeply loves.
it's for this reason he messages shepard apologetically after horizon; he knows it's wrong, and he knows he's pushing shepard away like rahna pushed him away, and god if that isn't eating him alive. so he messages the commander and reassures that he wants to trust them but needs time and needs them away from cerberus.
and in the end it's all for nothing because shepard still leaves like everyone else, and all he can do is hope his words are enough and that the commander's final words to him won't hang so heavy. and he's doing it all over again, watching them die again
i had a point here i dont remember what it was but im getting it
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i really like writing about boring people. i like putting the most mid guy in existence next to the protagonist suffering from glorious purpose. here is a guy with no special skills, no blessings from the narrative, no outlandish identifying traits. and he can be just as interesting as the other guy as long as you make him feel real. banality is sublime to me.
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