#whiskey-cokenstuff

[jezabelofthenorth]

Hopefully this isn't controversial to anyone, but which shows/movies/books do you think portrayed the Six Wives and Henry VIII the best? Which do you think were the worst?

i think the tudors is actually pretty great overall, i’ve really changed my mind on it ten years after it’s run, it does fall into some bad tropes and oversimplification, but i’d recommend it to anyone

i love the two elizabeth movies, again, even if i have some issues with how they choose to dramatize history (robert dudley for one) i think it captures elizabeth as a near mythic figure

anne of the thousand days is my favourite portrayal of anne, i think it’s the best to show her charm, spirit and wit

shadow of the tower is amazing and it’s too bad you can only watch it in bad quality on youtube,

i love the virgin queen mini series with anne marie duff, it’s prob the most accurate on elizabeth’s life and i love how it captures her relationship with robert, also the one with helen mirren, she so great as elizabeth at the height of power

WOLF HALL, i know so people have issues with anne in it, and i get it and agree with that and i don’t like how hilary mantel has acted like she’s so above the tudors of pgregs and yes messes around with history just as much

i don’t think i need to get into how i don’t tsp or twp lol, i’ve said that enough

the most recent mary queen of scots movie is AWFUL, like not only deeply misogynistic and randomly homophobic, but also just a boring poorly made movie

the anonymous movie is bad soley on being anti-stratfordian nonsense but the way they portray elizabeth is CRIMINAL

#whiskey-cokenstuff

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

Wait what did Ice Cube do?

i said the same thing a second ago 😔

#whiskey-cokenstuff

[anne-the-quene]

I give Philippa Gregory credit for one thing and one thing only: getting me interested in Tudor history. I bought The Other Boleyn Girl for fifty cents at a sell the library was having and I got hooked on the book and then started researching everything I could. So props to her for that?

The Other Boleyn Girl movie is what got me interested in Tudor history too (although it wasn’t until I watched The Tudors that I became specifically interested in Anne Boleyn). And, honestly, I kinda resent that.

Unfortunately, I think that’s why a lot of people seem to be willing to forgive her—because her works (or their adaptations) are a lot of people’s gateway into Tudor history. But that doesn’t mean she should get a pass for completely misrepresenting that history.

Think of it this way, I did community theatre as a kid and fell in love with it to the point where I still love performing as an adult, but I originally started doing theatre to escape my abusive parents. My parents abusing me was what got me into doing theatre, but I’m not gonna thank them for it because that would basically be thanking them for abusing me.

(For a less dark analogy, one of my favorite bands is Muse which I was only introduced to because one of their songs was featured in the first Twilight movie [and I was obsessed with Twilight as a teenager]. I love Muse and the Twilight movie is what introduced me to them, but the movie itself is still terrible and extremely problematic.)

The way I see it...how you’re introduced to something doesn’t really matter. People like Philippa Gregory or Hilary Mantel or Alison Weir shouldn’t get a free pass because their stories are popular.

#philippa gregory #whiskey-cokenstuff #ask

[moviesbi]

As much as I love Joe, it's really hard to have any dirty thoughts about him because my dad's name is Joe 😭

NOOOOO im so sorry that is the worst!!!!!!

kinda related but in fics when the reader marries roger and it says like Mrs. y/n Taylor im like fuck...now im taylor taylor and that cannot happen

talk to me

#hsjsja that really is the worst tho #whiskey-cokenstuff

[thetaoofzoe]

Fic: A Close Shave 1/1

Summary: Syverson has been looking like a woolly beast lately and You have it all planned out - a sexy shave astride his lap. But damn it,  nothing goes according to plan. And thank goodness for that!

Pairing: Captain ‘Sy’ Syverson x YOU (and your glorious self)

Rating/Warnings: Cock-warming, vanilla and bourbon, attempting to conquer the beast, sex, fluff, silliness, and well... at least you tried :D

Notes: By now you all know how much I like writing fun, sexy times. This is no different. 

Please consider reblogging, and commenting if you enjoyed it as much as I did. Reblogs and comments are life  :)

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‘Are you ready?’

You waited a moment and from the other side of the master bathroom door, you heard the squeak from the shower taps as he turned them off.

‘C’mon,’ he called and excited, you opened the door.

It was delightfully hot in that blue-green tiled room and the moist air smelt pleasantly of vanilla and bourbon. It was from that distinctive scented soap you’d bought for him, on a whim, years ago, and although you had been unsure if it was even to his taste, to your surprise, he became an ardent fan.

You pushed a low, square, cushion-topped bench against the wall in front of the sink, and quickly kicked shut  the door. Grabbing a fresh towel from the wicker storage basket, you folded and neatly lay it atop  the cushion to protect it from getting wet. 

Then, across the wide sink lip, you unfurled the leather roll-up bag containing his beard grooming kit, which was a neat collection of shiny silver tools. Next to the tools you set a stiff brush, a wooden narrow toothed comb and a bottle of beard conditioning oil. Sy watched you and continued to briskly towel dry before loosely wrapping and knotting the towel about his trim waist.

Pleased with the presentation, you patted the soft seat.

‘Park it,’ you said.

Unsure of your barbering skills, Sy apprehensively rubbed a big hand over his out-of-control facial hair. Sure, it had grown out more than normal, and while he loved you, he didn’t want to be butchered by an eager, yet inexperienced hand.

Nevertheless, he grinned, and pointedly looked you over.

‘I’ve never been to a barber who wore my t-shirt…’

He paused, then leaned in and lifted the hem of the oversized shirt. He grunted as if he’d been expecting that you wore nothing but his  t-shirt.

‘… panties,’ he observed with some disappointment. 

You laughed, delighted and slapped his hand away.

‘Behave and sit down!’

He chewed his lower lip and chuckled in that low, husky way that always sent a thrill through you. Sy swaggered in close, crowded you against the wall, and attempted to slide his hands up beneath the t-shirt. Heat radiated from his skin and the scent of vanilla and bourbon and something deliciously and uniquely his, rose into your senses.

With him that close, that intoxicating, he threatened to thwart all of your plans. You put your hands flat to his hairy chest, in an effort to rein him in, but it didn’t stop him from curving down to mouth hungrily at the bend of your shoulder exposed by the wide shirt neck.  

‘Ok, ok,’ he laughed and with a huff, sat where you directed him.

You took a moment to regain your composure and eyeing him carefully for a moment, you crept your gaze up his heavily muscled thigh to where the partially open towel promised to reveal him. Drinking in your open admiration, he shifted, and rolled his hips,  a clear invitation that nearly brought you to your knees to eagerly swallow that divine mouthful that he offered so willingly.

‘Take off your panties and sit on my lap,’ he said, sliding off his towel and draping it across his lap.

Without protest, you stepped out of your knickers and tossed them aside. 

And with a smile, you said, ‘Well, turnabout is fair play.’

You teased your fingers along the edge of the towel and easing it off his lap, watched his thick cock bob up against his upper thigh. You let out a long breath. He was a thing of beauty and he looked down at himself and then back up at you, with pride and desire shining in his blue eyes.

Sy reached out with both hands and pulled you forward and astride his lap. He was so hot between your legs that you were nearly robbed of coherent thought.

‘Let me,’ you whispered hoarsely and rising to your knees you took him in hand and guided him inside you.

Time went still and the sound of his quick breath mirrored yours. He moaned and gripped your bottom as you eased down the length of him until you could take in no more.

The muscle in his jaw bunched as he clamped down on a groan and you pushed him back against the steam warmed wall behind him. You fought through the need to ride him and squeezed your eyes shut.

‘Fuck, baby… you’re gonna kill me.’

‘Hush. Don’t move. Be a good boy and don’t move.’

He shuddered and took several moments of long breathing before he was able to speak.

‘Ok,’ he said slowly, still breathless and directing his glance at the sink. ‘Fill it up with some hot water and open the lather bar tin.’

The silver tin of hard shaving soap was heavy in your hand, and it opened easily with a twist of the top. You set it aside and filled the sink basin with hot water. You picked up the shaving brush and with a smile, flicked the soft bristles against the tip of his nose. Sy pulled you close.

‘Put some water on the soap and leave the brush in the sink to soak.’

You could feel him watching you as you did what you were told and it was singularly arousing.

‘Wet both your hands and work the water into my beard.’

‘The moment of truth,’ you purred and squeezed his cock with your tight walls.

Sy sucked in a quick breath and colour bloomed across his cheeks. You greedily consumed his expression of  desperation to give into his baser instincts.

‘Baby… baby please,’ he begged.

You ignored his plea and instead rubbed your wet hands together, and massaged your fingers through his bristly facial hair. You took your time with it, looking into his eyes and drinking in his increasingly contented expression as you worked your fingers against his skin.

‘Does that feel good?’

You let your fingers drift from his face to his jaw  and down the back of his neck.

‘Mmmm, yeah. I- I like it.’

Closing his eyes, Sy leaned his head against the wall and eagerly kneaded your bottom.

You smiled and reached for the comb and scissors. When you moved, he tensed and the hot pulse of his cock inside you made it harder to concentrate on the task at hand.

‘Don’t make any sudden moves, or you’re going to end up with a bald patch,’ you warned him and he made a quiet noise of acceptance.

You lifted the scissors to his cheek and then drew away. 

Damn. Focus, girl. 

You took in a breath and lifted the scissors again. Your hands were visibly trembling and your body had started spasming involuntarily much to Sy’s obvious delight. He curved his big hands about your bottom, dragging you in and rocking up into your heat.

He was at his limit.

‘You– you’re not being fair,’ you gasped resisting the urge to bounce.

‘Was I supposed to be fair?’ he teased. ‘Now put down the scissors before one of us gets hurt.’

You tossed them into the sink, wrapped your arms about Sy’s neck, and crashed your mouth down upon his. Syverson growled and stood, lifting you effortlessly to the edge of the sink,  and spreading your thighs so that he could pound hard into you. You had teased him long enough and now he was going to make you pay.

You wrapped yourself around him, encouraging him to ruin your needy cunt and to make you take him so deep that you’ll be unable to walk. Your own orgasm hit hard, taking you by surprised and you howled his name.

Sy gripped your bottom and instantly came hard into your trembling body. He held you until you finally fell still and quiet and drew back to look down at you when you started giggling.

‘That… did not go the way I planned.’

‘S’ok,’ he smiled in response, picked you up from the sink and carried you into the bedroom. ‘Let’s do it planned.’

-the end, you naughty little things. I love you ;D

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#henry cavill smut #henry cavill #captain syverson #syverson #enola holmes #the witcher #syverson x you #syverson x reader

[irilis]

Terf List Part 1

50 Terfs for all your blocking and reporting needs!

@misshoneywheeler

@evilwomanalert

@radicalstrawberry

@watermelinoe

@terfqueen-miku

@bullydyke

@radfemblack

@mandarinepeels

@iamxueyang

@ovaryyovary

@abashed-devil

@tervens

@glitteras

@radsloth95

@radfemsafe

@harringtn

@femaleforfemale

@radkindoffeminist

@novakidds

@there-was-a-girl

@redsatinsheets

@radicallyaligned

@garden-owler

@fox-steward

@malepassing

@opabiniawillreturn

@radicallizano

@terfinesse

@liberatewomyn-blog

@lesbian-lizards

@technically-not-a-terf

@whiskey-cokenstuff

@whiskey-cokenfanfic

@radical-heretic

@blackswallowtailbutterfly

@mybloodrunsrad

@appropriately-inappropriate

@traninis

@ivg

@womansart

@menalez

@sapphicdesi

@misgenderer

@honsaplenty

@terfbangs

@transphobichawks

@sunn-bunny

@illalwaysbehere

@shamelessbananasportshound

@labiagigantor

Thank you to everyone who submitted names!

Since tumblr will only let me mention 50 at a time, these lists will be posted in batches of 50. Remember, don’t harass people! It’s a shitty thing to do no matter what.

If anyone has updates on the blogs mentioned above, let me know. Some might be old or out of date.

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#my post #block list #blocklist #filter list #filterlist #terf list #terf #radfem #transphobes

[pm-my-hubbies]

I like that I’m finding more black women on here that thirst and simp over unproblematic white men like me because I don’t feel as lonely anymore. Cant really enter the Twitter realm with this energy because I’d be labeled as a ‘coon’ or ‘bed wench’😭💕

@honeychicanawrites @whiskey-cokenstuff @kisses4sweetb @liquorlaughslove @laketaj24 @bakarilennox @munteanhore @6lackfiction @punani @pinkgirlinablueworld @tantricevans @chaneajoyyy @rubyy98 @thelovelychris @princezukohere @iguessweallcrazyithinktho

If you write for black women and other women of color:

Reblog, comment, do whatever because I would like to check out your work... and give you all the praise you deserve.💜

#Chris Evans #Henry Cavill #Harry Styles #Brad Pitt #Lewis Tan #black readers only #black reader #black writers #chris evans x black!reader #Henry Cavill x black reader #Harry styles x black reader #brad Pitt x black reader #Lewis tan x black reader #Pedro Pascal #pedro pascal x black reader #Tom holland #Tom Holland x black reader #Tom Hiddleston x black reader #Chris hemsworth #Chris hemsworth x black reader #Chris pine #Chris pine x black reader #x reader

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

hey just a heads up u reblogged from a TERF @whiskey-cokenstuff

tyyyy for letting me know, I’ll block both of them and delete the posts.

#i try to check but sometimes i forget #tysm for letting me know anon! #terf blocklist #asks

[chocolate-covered-whiskey]

Whiskey-cokenstuff >>>> chocolate-covered-whiskey

#name change

[stuckysdaughter]

Ceylon, Hibiscus, and Green tea for the ask, please.

Thanks for asking, @whiskey-cokenstuff!

15. Ceylon tea: Do you have a song you like, but have bad memories with?

I’m trying to think of a good one. I guess I really don’t. The closest one I’ve got is a song called i Carry Your Heart with Me. It’s the words of the poem of the same name, and it’s a beautiful song written for an SATB choir. The thing is, is that when we did it, one of the members’ father just passed away. We dedicated the song to them and their family, and the person didn’t realize that they read that poem at the funeral until a little while later. So it’s a beautiful song that I love, and highly recommend, but I don’t think I’ll forget that anytime soon.

16. Hibiscus tea: What is a song you can always hear?

There’s a lot of answers for this one. I am a music/theater/band kid, so there’s a TON of songs I can always hear. The one I can always hear, though, is again another song from my years in choir. It’s called A Traditional Welsh Lullaby, and we sing it every year around Christmas. It’s not a Christmas song per se, but we always sing it then. It’s a beautiful song, sung in English or Welsh. Again, another beautiful piece I highly recommend you listen to. It’s always playing in my head.

20. Green tea: What was the first movie you saw in a cinema?

I don’t remember the first one, but I know it was a Disney movie of some sort. If I had to guess, it would be The Incredibles. Somewhere around there is when I went the first time.

Thanks for the questions! These were really fun!

[sfreeborn]

I need some Avengers fans to lend me their ear for something.. must know a lot about the superhero arch as well as the people/character they portray @flightofthefantasies @whiskey-cokenstuff @@captaincorruptor @thinkxlovexloud @winters-beauty @nomadicpixel @msgreenverse @theycallmebecca

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

Happy birthday! Hope the debates didn't get you too down.

thank you!! my blood pressure probably skyrocketed but im still vibing lmao

#💖 #whiskey-cokenstuff

[wolfhuntsmoon]

@whiskey-cokenstuff I accidentally deleted your ask but managed to remember what it said! Thank you for a lovely little challenge - ‘list 5 things that make you happy and send this on to the last 10 people who reblogged one of your posts’.

1. DOGS. 🐶 DOGS MAN, THEY’RE JUST FUCKING GREAT.

2. Writing/reading fanfic, esp the porny stuff 👀

3. Being outside in the sunshine, getting the D. Vitamin D, ofc. ☀️

4. Being with friends/family ❤️

5. That cosy feeling when you wake up in the morning and snuggle further under your duvet, warm and drowsy and no alarm looming so you can drift back to sleep. 😴

#oh look its me #ask #I can’t tumblr #sorry!

[usertany]

Happy Birthday darling!!😁

Tysm babe! I really appreciate

#tany is 25 #whiskey-cokenstuff

[mrs-captain-evans]

✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! 🏆Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

Right back at ya!

Love you @whiskey-cokenstuff 😘😍

#answered #love

[chocolate-covered-whiskey]

Vodka-and-daydreams >>> whiskey-cokenstuff

#changes my username #dunno if yall care #but its still me