#where i can only imagine the gay

[heretherebedork]

I'm gonna be honest, the story about how the main love interest fell in love with the girl he's been pursuing this entire time is not what I expect in the seventh episode of a BL.

Especially with no jealousy from the main protagonist. If anything, This is more into the idea of Noey loving Pam than he was before.

And, like, yes, they joke about taking each other's hearts but it's all joking.This is the least gay BL I've seen in a long time, honestly.

#i will knock you #i just don't know #i want to like this #but it keeps being so not gay #like it feels like I'm watching a bromance sometimes #where i can only imagine the gay

[kenneduck]

Sidlink BOTW AU where Sidon WANTS to fancy Link, but thinks Link will only like a Hylian, so Sidon tries to act Hylian around Link... except Sidon doesn't know much about Hylians.

Sidon just squatting and trying to act shorter around Link. Attempting to hide his sharp toothy grin and stop his tail from wagging. He's starting fires when trying to cook Hylian meals. Sidon putting on pants... incorrectly. It's really weird. Everyone in the domain is thinking the Prince is having a midlife crisis.

Sidon IS having a crisis, but it's a gay panic one.

But unbeknownst to Sidon, Link has fallen for these Zora quips. The smile Sidon flashes makes Link lose his train of thought... the way Sidon's tail wags makes Link flustered. When Sidon shook Link's hand with his two smothering strong ones, Link felt dizzy. Link is missing these quirks Sidon would show, so Link is determined to see them again!

When Link and Sidon are alone in Zora's Domain, Link purposely tells a funny story to the Prince. One he KNOWS will get him to laugh. But when Sidon turns his face from Link to "keep cool", Link gets frustrated. He grabs onto the fishy prince's face, asking him WHY Sidon is acting so differently. Sidon tries to deflect such a notion, but Link calls Sidon out on all the weird things he's been noticing... especially the pants.

Sidon cracks under the gaze of this Hylian! Link not only sees right through Sidon's changes, but Link seems to DISLIKE them, too! Sidon is embarrassed, and he deflates from the realization that Link doesn't like the prince. Sidon refuses to look at Link as he tells Link half the truth, that he wanted to be Link's... FRIEND. That he thought Link wouldn't want to be with... well FRIENDS with... a Zora. Link pauses, as he KNOWS that Sidon knows about he and Mipha's friendship, so something STILL feels off. It isn't until he notices Sidon's blushing that he understands what is truly being said.

After Link makes sure Sidon looks into his eyes, Link reassures Sidon that the things he likes about Sidon are what are truly him. His heroic grin, his playful tail wags. His champion-like swimming abilities. That Link enjoys Sidon. That he wants to SEE Sidon... all of him. Quickly, though, after Sidon lets out a flustered wheeze, Link realizes how his words came across, stating he just meant for Sidon to take off the pants! Sidon wheezes louder. Link gets more embarrassed and tries to explain he just meant Zora don't wear pants, so he'd want to see Sidon without-

It's great. They're great. They're trying.

It takes a bit more time after this convo, cause clearly the two are terrible with communication, but they reveal their romantic interests.

And they burn that infamous pair of pants.

#sidlink #sidlink hc #sidlink headcannon #I had my morning coffee I'm sorry #I just imagined insecure Sidon #and how silly it would look to have Sidon acting Hylian #even though he is a literal shark #with a dump truck #like where did he get the pants #also I know damn well Sidon would still try to hide his smile a few times after this. Cause of habit #but Link would catch his face before he hides the smile #so he can kiss his toothy grin #making Sidon wag his tail so hard it smacks Link #and Muzu thinks that the black eye Link has means they fought #and Muzu is happy #and tells Dorephan the “good” news #but Muzu doesn't realize they're hella gay #Muzu is a hater #muzu only supports gay wrongs and not gay rights

[airenyah]

happy to announce that ohm pawat made it through yet another show without being grazed by a bullet despite the fact that he had a gun shoved into his face on multiple occasions

and with that the gay romcom continues to be the only series in which ohm pawat ever ends up with a gunshot wound

#thank you may for taking the bullet for kong i was really worried for a hot second there yesterday #ohm pawat #wednesday club #bbs #the fact that #pat got shot #will never not be funny #and it's even funnier when you think about the fact that pat is the ONLY character in ohm's filmography #that gets wounded by a bullet #idk if this is as funny to everyone else as it is to me but like #imagine zac efron but the only movie his character ends up with a bullet wound is high school musical #it's just funny ok #esp considering the amount of shows ohm's characters have handled a gun or had one pointed at them #shows where you'd much more expect a shooting related injury #but no. it's the gay fucking romcom that has the character end up in the hospital from a gun incident #can you believe #bad buddy is the most show ever #airenyah plappert #adrm

[betty-bourgeoisie]

As much as people ship USUK in this fandom you would really think I'd have seen at least one puritan x pirate human AU on ao3 by now

#hws america #hws england #aph america #aph england #WHERE is y'all's imagination #I want Alfred falling into the water while trying to fish #and Arthur sees him from a passing ship and jumps into the water pulling him to safety #and then Alfred goes 'are you a witch?' #because in his mind everyone who can swim must be a consort of the devil #and Arthur takes his face in his hands and says 'only if you want me to be darling' #queue Alfred's gay awakening and also he runs off to sea become a pirate and has to unlearn his religious trauma #anyways WHY am I writing this for y'all #this isn't even a ship I like #usuk

[kitkat-the-muffin]

What if Jonathan’s letters to Mina actually sent and Dracula didn’t burn them?

What if she believed those letters but Lucy didn’t, and so Lucy sent Seward to visit Jonathan in Dracula’s Castle to test his level of insanity?

What if Seward fell in love with one of the Vampyresses in the castle?

So anyway I had the strangest dream last night-

#in the dream one of the Vampyresses drained Seward but then Dracula came to finish him off and then disgarded him in a random village #in that village he was perceived as a drunkard and no one helped him :( #weird dream I know #and Jonathan was locked in his room during all of this #no word on where Mina was unfortunately but you just know she came with to find her bf #unfortunately I can only see tragedy in this timeline. maybe it’s good Jonathan never sent those letters after all #I think Seward is accidentally gay coded so none of this would happen anyway but it’s fun to imagine #dracula daily #dracula book #dracula #jack seward

[blueskittlesart]

Thoughts on akechi X joker?

yeah so in royal valentines day happens like directly after akechi dies for the second time and if you dont have a gf the game spends the entire day shaming you for being bitchless so like the entire day poor joker was getting made fun of and i was sitting there like guys his boyfriend just DIED

#like can you imagine being forced to kill your bf for the good of humanity and then immediately everyones like lmao ur SINGLE?? loser #the entire time i was playing it over break my sister and i referred to akechi exclusively as 'jokers boyfriend.' so yeah i like the ship #in all seriousness i think its like incredibly obviously implied and i love when gay people want to kill each other #royal was sooooo good for akechi/joker content. the bad ending will be seared into my brain forever #my only critique is i wish there was MORE base game content where they got to hang out. 8 confidant levels is nice but i want more #<< that might just be me being obsessed with akechi but. whatever im right #asks #p5r spoilers

[ratislatis]

I need everyone to know that when I heard the first note to s2 ep21. I was like "oh my fucking god are they actually playing mcr on this podcast" forgetting that they always do covers??

and then scary marlowe's voice sailed through my car speakers

and I fucking SCREAMED

besties I screamed for THREE straight minutes I was in HYSTERICS. can you imagine being one of those other cars on the highway and just seeing this scrawny teenage girl with possum memorabilia all over the place. and her jaw is just on the floor. and you can't hear anything but you can physically see that she is expending all the air in her lungs

she is yelling "NO WAY. NO FUCKING WAY" with dumbfounded hilarity unparalleled by god

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #s2 ep21 #scary marlowe #imagine if this was in the double-sided chick fil a drive thru #you're minding your own business getting a homophobic chicken sandwich #and this evidently gay child is raising hell in her tiny fucking 2007 jeep liberty #she's getting chicken nuggets btw. 8pc with ketchup because bbq is gross #the only people who can like bbq on this site are baba natalia and grace #and maybe berry.... but you're on thin ice for being british.... #do british people even know what bbq is #wait #hey baba do the french make good bbq #I'm assuming you've been to a texas roadhouse so you know what a bare minimum bbq is #I just looked it up and there are no texas roadhouses where you live. #um #so if you ever want to realize the brilliance of their cinnamon butter rolls #hit me up

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

had a nap and was gifted with a Dan and Phil dream

#it was quite.. gay. #also for some reason i was their kid #it was strange #my dan and phil dreams always are #once had one where they straight up kissed on the gaming channel #which i realize now is a possibility. #they wouldn't... #(they totally would just to fuck with us) #i can only imagine that my dreams are going to get worse now that they're back #considering that was one during the hiatus #winona has something to say

[m00ngbin]

Just remembered one of my friends from elementary school's mom didn't want me around her kid cause she thought I was a queer so she moved her to a different school

#she was right #that woman was a teacher at my elementary school too #i couldnt even imagine the extra effort she had to put in jusy to get that kid to the other school and also get to her job #idek why she thought i was a queer i literally didnt do anything out of the ordinary for a 7-8 year old #the only thing i can think of was that i was kind of strange and i used to forget where i was #so id like kiss the top of the daughter's head cause i thought she was my brother #but thats not like. crazy or anything #OHHH NO I REMEMBER WHY NOW #i guess it was around the time gay marriage became legal and i found out that girls could marry other girls #and so i said that one day we should get married and be best friends forever together #that ended up working out so well didnt it/sar #i dont remember if i had a crush on her but she was like my only friend so i was a little teensy weensy bit obsessed with her

[lepakonpaska]

caution, gay joy and rambling in the tags ⚠️

#first of all me and my boss are going to a pre-christmas party hosted by another local queer owned tattoo studio #i went to their walk-in early this year and everyone was SO lovely so i'm super excited!! #it's just gonna be a night of drinks and snacks and hanging out with fellow queer artists :') #i will literally never ever get used to the fact that this is just. a thing that's part of my job. #hanging out with artsy gays professionally #wild. #also my girlfriend (who hopefully hasn't succeeded in her mission of finding my tumblr yet) is so amazing i can not deal with this #time LITERALLY flies when we're together and everything feels so easy and natural #she called me a treasure and i kept blushing for the rest of the day. god i love being gay #speaking of. really really unsure of where on the bi-lesbian line i stand again #because like. i can see a man and go 'oh he's gorgeous' and stuff #but only when they're unattainable to me #like this one youtuber rn. very hot but part of the charm is probably that he's on the other side of the world #(jordan adika btw. very funny i love the stuff he makes) #but trying to imagine myself actually being with a man? hm. #me and my gf were cuddling earlier this week and started talking like 'could you imagine being in this position with a man' #and my reaction was like '...........u know what. nah' #so ????? just going by queer lmao #also thinking of switching from she/they to they/she! not a huge change i just Feel Like It #personal

[digifag]

sacha…

#the wolfs howl #thoughts in my brain #b4 i start btw this is not a rant in defense of scott at all i do not like him still #but some ppl really blow his politics out of the water compared to what he’s done like #yea we’re gonna ignore the 50k he donated to trevor project in favor of focusing on the varied 30k to various political candidates #its ALWAYS the homophobia. always always always #its never the fact hes outright stated hes pro life; never the potential racism of who he donated to; never anything like that. always - #- the homophobia. which is still bad yes! but u could argue much worse things like w some of the artists hes hired n paid!!! #fiszi was so much worse than scott ever was. and she was gross w it w grooming n transphobia (she was also! FIRED later on!!!!) #like the ONLY reason ppl care is cuz someone pointed it out in 2020. there have literally been no more public donations since #can u imagine the indie game scene if ppl searched out where every dev and employee donated to?? cuz i guarantee not all of them are great!! #my biggest gripe is ppl comparing scott to jk. #riddle me this. is the outwardly proud transphobe whos also very racist and incorporates that into her writing and uses her platform to put- #-minorities down the same as a guy who donated money to a political party in 2020. and doesnt use his platform for that shit. whos openly- #-supportive of his fanbase and acknowledges he wouldnt b where he is without his lgbt fans as well #and again. glances at the 50k to the trevor project he donated #why the hell would he put all that money to a charity for lgbt ppl if he was wholly homophobic. itd be like if jk started giving donations- #-to trans organizations to fund binders and hrt like??? #AND AGAIN. PPL FOCUS ON THE HOMOPHOBIA ABOVE ALL ELSE #he didnt donate to xyz BECAUSE they were homophobic. not every political figure is gonna be focused on gay rights theres sm more going on w- #-this country rn like #THINK for a second #also the fact that ppl were surprised the christian cishet white man from texas was republican is still kinda goofy to me like no duh hes- #-gonna be a republican ?? #idk!! hes still a shit person obv but the way ppl are like ‘yeah hes a homophobic bigot’ is kinda lying at that point #anyway<3 posting this is probably dangerous but idc. have more critical thinking than hes homophobic because he donated to some ppl u dont- #agree with #politics goes so much farther than just gay rights man #anyway #rant

[purpiesaint]

MXTX said Jiang Cheng is the straightest man alive but why did she give him such bisexual with daddy issues energy lmao

#mdzs #mxtx #jiang Cheng #I find it massively odd that she thinks only the cp can be gay when you write characters like nhs and Lxc #like I can’t imagine a world where those two are hetty #god I think she should have made xiyao lovers like that shakes things up and gives Lxc more complexity

[m0e-ru]

just watched chaircar adventure. again. biggest smile on my face for seven minutes straight until my cheeks started hurting too much I had to stop and massage it physically. would say a million things about it. me when I'm full of love.

#kommento #// I love masamisan so much I need to kill tohruadachi right now. these statements can coexist btw #// flashes the rest of the vl duology in my head at 7x speed so I can feel everything else at once oh my godd whathe fuck giuys #// I hate gay people oh my god nobody should put me in that theater I would make ten thousand standing ovations and cheer raceously #// I love stageplay so much I started crying when I heard the music no joke man guy who cries to gay manzai skit #// this is the part where I watch it eleven times and nitpick the acting and breathing and character and actor chemistry and cry again #// I miss my gas station so much guys you don't understand <- still crhing #// I need to be a mangaka making promotional material for their manga while it gets adapted into anime and breathe keyart like #// everyday like my life depends on it.cafe collab in my head cmonguys wear the apron put on the fucking cat ears already LET'S GO LET'S GO #// I need to draw ambiguous ink art of people hugging and make every fan in the vicinity doubt the on-going currently releasing plot #// 'are they going to die. are they going to kiss.' I don't know either guys. put this in a daily account without context and a broken link #// you thought this was only about blorbo. im a fucking expert at MACRO thinking bro. #// now imagine if i was the english localization casting director. imagine if I was the merch supervisor. the REAL alternate universes #// I wish I loved media so much I could create with careless abandon again. I have been missing things for months when they're RIGHT THERE #// but they are so distant at the same time. someone hold my hand and watch chair car adventure with me in the same room please. one day.

[d12victor]

katniss doesn't by any means hate (strong word) any of the other tributes, she just has a strong preference for those from the poorer districts, hence disliking the career tributes..

#at the end of the day. #it's easy to recognize oh they're my enemies i need to kill them to survive #but from the get go she understands that they are just pawns in the game #she doesnt actively try to kill anyone #she does what she has to #it's inhuman obviously what they make all the /children/ do but with the careers #you can see this really putrid vile sense of hatred #which they communally share with eachother FOR the other tributes #katniss literally just wants to make it out alive so she can see prim #like at that point it was ONLY about primrose #anyways i do think johanna was the sole reason she began to feel more pity toward the careers #imagine being engineered from birth to be killing machines #to actually WANT to be put in the arena #she just feels pity #johanna is a different entity altogether lmao #GAY AS HELLL WHERE IS ALONDRA

[hanamiyama-basketball-club]

by the very nature of how these people met each other every ship in bluelock is doomed, but that's no reason for them not to hook up

#shining luminol on those rooms would show a battlefield I tell you #can you imagine being the people who have to clean the facility and can never talk to anybody inside #just because it was Gay Asshole Jail where bachira found his hallucination-designated soulmate doesn't mean he'll give up easy #bllk is slightly less unhinged than I make it sound but only slightly

[orcelito]

I'm building up a rapport with the newest trans coworker. He's been here for a month or two now and he's pretty cool. Definitely in his sadboy era (judging by the music he listens to, which is SO me at age 20 ish. So like mood). Quiet, but with a wry sense of humor that's been coming out more lately.

I am very definitely out as Not Straight & he has seen this pretty clearly. Also since I'm in management I saw his birth certificate as part of paperwork stuff, so like. He's never upfront told me, but I know he's trans. I've never breathed a word of it to anyone, even to him tbh, so I hope he reads that as a good indicator that I'm Chill

I was complaining yesterday about how heavy the ginger juice was and he was just like "..Gender juice?" As in he misheard me and was genuinely confused what I was talking about. And I was just like. "Oh yeah. Gender Juice. Ya kno." Idk just one of those stupid things that purely cis ppl wouldn't joke about. So I rly hope he's getting not cis vibes from me. Bc I am not out as nonbinary at work bc Oof but like. We r Brothers, him and I. Maybe someday I can mention it. Idk

#speculation nation #like i can imagine him being nervous at me asking to see his birth certificate #it's part of identity verification and whatever. kinda stupid but Legality stuff. it's a business. #him handing me this paper that says Female. and me glancing at it like. Noted. but not saying it. and just passing it back. #if we were alone maybe i wouldve asked but we were out in the store lobby with other ppl around. of course i wasnt gonna say anything. #a few days later tho on his first shift. i kinda Subtly asked him?? but not outright #his name is kinda gender neutral in its full form. but for his training sheet i asked 'so do you want me to write it as [nickname] or...?' #the nickname being a shortened masculine form of the name. which i heard co assistant manager use but i wanted to make sure #and in that question was kinda the like. Very subtle. 'i know it said female on ur thing but say ur male & thats what we'll respect here' #i honestly feel rly glad for this guy that hes got me (y'all know) and now manager in training is also bi #it's honestly a really gay store lmfao. i really love it. #the owner isnt so great at respecting trans ppl. not in a purposeful disrespect way. he just does not get it. #messes up on pronouns like. All The Time if he knows someone is trans. he's never said anything transphobic. hes just kinda clueless #but he hasnt messed up on this guy's pronouns at all bc we havent told him ❤ #literally irrelevant. we've dealt with the paperwork and took care of it all. so as far as i know only me and her know about it #to the point where during the xmas party he was the only guy in attendance and smth about dicks came up #and one of the girls joked about how he looked a lil nervous in the like. 'oh no dont threaten my dick' kind of way #i cannot give proper context bc i honestly do not remember it. but it wasnt meanspirited or anything #it was in the way of her acknowledging him as a guy in that cisnormative way of assuming The Guy that is present #will of course be the one with the dick #and i didnt say anything about it then either. but i do hope it was a nice gender affirmation moment for him #that she so thoroughly thinks of him as a guy that she assumes he'd have everything that most guys do. if that makes sense. #she's a nice person so im sure if she did know he was trans she'd be chill with it. but ultimately she doesnt need to know. #i probably wouldve picked up signs of him being trans myself. but also. i am trans. #so i know the subtle kind of signs that cis ppl dont necessarily know. #so i clocked it. and i confirmed it with the birth certificate. but i have not told Anyone #i do wanna talk about it with him. someday #today we ended up talking about covid at one point & i mentioned how i got it at the start of june. #and i lamented it being the start of pride month & how homophobic it was #and he was just like. full understanding. idk i love the solidarity. gotta talk to him more about this sometime.