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✨️Gem and the Scotts✨️

#join the back of the queue

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

✨️Gem and the Scotts✨️

#join the back of the queue

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me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

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Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said "hey look at me, just you and me" and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said "look.at.me." and it made me a lil wet ngl

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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

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your honor I was dilly dallying

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This picture has never been more relevant than right now

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gay new yorker. faggot about it!

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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

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Seeing a rich white privileged billionaire use asylums as a fucking aesthetic in their music video. And writing lyrics about being "raised in an asylum" yet they were raised on fucking Christmas tree farm with everything given to them on a silver fucking platter. It might all be my villain origin story.

I'm going to become the "insane" person they warned you about.

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did the people miss facebook pokes this much.....

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look at this SPECIMEN

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dragon hormones huuuuge needle to go through scales

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its important to not focus too much on the shaft and head. you must also