#when he wasn’t a dumbass

[deathbyrose]

you know that theory crowley was the former prince of heaven… he has a throne… a throne that was present during these scenes…

#even if he wasn’t #THE SYMBOLISM #but nah its case closed for me #idc if i look like dumbass when season 3 drops #good omens #good omens 2 #go2 spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #go2 #gos2 spoilers #gos2 #good omens theory #good omens s2

[soulsilv]

Coronavirus Snow

#my art #dumbass memes compilation #I started reading the hunger games prequel if it wasn’t obvious #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #ballad of songbirds and snakes #coriolanus #coriolanus snow #president snow #yes he’s in the umbrella academy uniform . that’s because that’s the only thing I could picture when I was reading

[bread-that-draws]

I grew up with exclusively country music and only knew of other songs via them appearing in kids movies. But I only know them by the kids movie and not by name. So I’ve just started referring to them by the movie. So yesterday I overheard that song from Megamind coming through my classmates speakers. And I was like hey man is that that song from Megamind it’s a real banger. And he looked at me like this

#back in black #ALSO SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE my astronomy professor last yr played it in class when learning about black holes and I went #oh it’s that song from the megamind soundtrack #and my friend went WHAT #I do this because it’s funny btw I’m not just a dumbass it gets rly good reactions #I said ‘isn’t that the song from stranger things’ once about Master of Puppets #and a guy looked like he wanted to kill me with a hammer #(I am a Metallica fan courtesy of my father) #I’m also a big megamind fan courtesy of me #myself #and I #my family wasn’t weird about other music btw my mom just had a rly big country fixation so it was the only shit on in the car #and now she’s super into Taylor swift so it’s the only thing on in the house #I’m a huge mitski fan and I still like saying oh it’s that song from TikTok #idk #I can be a troll about one thing and this is the hill I choose to die on #music

[theicarusconstellation]

just found out cereus is pronounced like sirius and not cerise pookies i am 300K words into itd and not once have i referenced that they sound the same oh my god

#the way regulus should have been like #🤨🤨🤨 #when cereus told him her name #but he wasn’t?? #because i thought it was pronounced like cerise?? #my dumbass

[dennistakesamentalhealthday]

not going to write out the essay forming in my head but it’s so crazy to me like i know my vision of dennis is not universal and is mostly influenced by me thinking it’s fun to woobify him with fellow tumblrinas but it’s like…..how are people watching the whole show and thinking he is actually cold hearted angry and calculated and a genius potentially a secret serial killer and that this extends to his relationship with the gang…like idk it’s just funny to me…..there is so much in the show that goes against that

#like I get how he has been characterised across certain seasons but bro glenn himself disagrees….. #also even when the show does play w that it’s like….. #my brain isn’t working bc I might have covid btw #but like. to me all the jokes that allude to those things are more complex than just oh he’s this and that #or oh he might be!!! we never know!! #and at the end of the day there’s so much characterisation that tells us he’s ultimately not those things/could not be those things #he’s a dumbass!! he’s insecure!!! #there are thoughts in my brain rn about this that I can’t articulate on account of the possible covid #like I know the dennis in my head is not the canon dennis. I like to get silly with it #but his vulnerability and his insecurity and dumbassery and his masking as THERE and not exactly subtle!!! #ultimately people can read him however they want but ultimately this is abt how insane it is to me #that ppl actually thought he wanted mac to die from the nuts and was disappointed that he wasn’t….like BRO #I think this + the idea that the gang cannot change AT ALL is like….actually let’s unpack this #need to take a nap or smth #and then make tumblr essays about the piss and shit show #also btw when I say this I’m not like. disregarding the times he HAS been violent and dangerous #I’m just saying this particular reading is funny to me bc girl it’s more complicated than that #anyways. nap time

[angelnumber27]

I want to murder the love I feel for the man that cheated on me twice and beat the fuck out of me every day while claiming he loved me more than anything

#He is now dating the girl he cheated on me with at LEAST twice FOUR years ago :-) #so awesome and great for me to know they probably stayed in contact that whole time! love that! #found out bc he got a text and it said ‘I could kiss you all day’. #while we were together and everything was fine. I don’t understand why he did that. #this shit literally makes me want to off myself lol #and it fucking sucks because we dated for five years and it was so good for so long #and I love him more than I’ve ever loved anyone #but there’s nothing I can do #he also was the one who got me addicted to fentanyl. #and as soon as he went to rehab and got sober he left me. I wasn’t clean yet and could have died and he just left. #found out soon after he’d been seeing her. #when he cheated he sent me multiple pictures of her naked and her in our bed. #and my dumbass got back together with him. #every time #I was fucked up before this relationship but now I am literally irreparable #I can’t heal from this shit #he’d tell me to kill myself #and say he wished I was dead #knowing how difficult shit was for me and how suicidal I was #he’d strangle me and spit on me and trip me and punch me in the face #he’d constantly tell me I ruined every aspect of his life and that I was the worst thing that ever happened to him. #then he’d tell me that I’m abusive because of my mental illnesses. #I’m so tired :( #I’m so fucking damaged and broken from this shit I cannot even put it into words. #abuse tw #physical abuse tw #physical abuse cw

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

nooooo drea don't do it. my last work crush ended up becoming my first love who then cheated on me and broke my heart causing me to have to quit my job <3

Oh I won’t <3 I have of history of just keeping quiet until it eventually goes away or I don’t see them again LMFAOWKDKD

#we’re only scheduled once a week anyways #I’ll just admire from afar <3 #last week he was calling over to me to see if I needed more of something but I was zoned out making stuff #apparently he called my name 3 times but my dumbass was off in Jupiter #so he came up behind me and was like ‘Andrea look at me.’ #and I almost screamed cause I wasn’t expecting it and when I turned i had to crane my neck back to look at him cause he’s tall #and there was barely any space in my section so when I turned I almost slammed face-first into his chest like a FEWL #and was like 👁️🕳️👁️ yeah? #and he was like ‘Do you need any more of these?’ and reached over my shoulder to check one of the bins and I could smell his cologne #I think that’s when my brain decided yeah let’s fixate on this man for a bit #never underestimate the power of close proximity and intense eye contact!

[sadgirlautumn]

The worst plot line in Friends by far is Joey and Rachel attempting to date. Can I get an amen?

#also watched the episode today where Ross got a very dark spray tan on acciden which is offensive in today’s world 😬 #but back to Joey and Rachel they make no sense together #like sure Joey crushed on her but Rachel was just minding her own business in Barbados and kissed her??? #and she went along with it even though it was kinda obvious that she wasn’t as into him as he was into her #and then they double dated at Ross’s place which was so bad because Ross acted like a complete dumbass pretending he was okay with it when #he clearly wasn’t #and then Rachel and Joey tried to hook up but Rachel kept slapping his hand away bc she clearly wasn’t that into it! #but the show kept trying to force it anyway 🫠 literally felt like torture #autumn rambles

[waitingawhile]

Before I watched toh when I saw ppl drawing emperor belos online I thought it was an older woman and I was hype to watch the show from the art of this woman and hunter. Then I start watching the show and the cast members are like “he.” And I’m like. Oh so characters don’t know it’s actually a woman behind the mask pog little twist I will pretend I don’t have this spoiler knowledge haha yes “he” mr belos haha playful wink of dramatic irony. Imagine my surprise—

#toh #the owl house #belos #idk how I got it into my brain that belos was a woman I could’ve sworn I saw someone say she #but even after my dumbass was literally presented with the canon info I did not understand LMAO #even when hunter is like “yes uncle” I was like damn even he don’t know it wasn’t until the mask came off and no one reacted strangely that #i finally understood that I was wrong and had misunderstood stuff before I watched the show #<- aiden is a dumbass for over 20 episodes of a cartoon #also u don’t understand how much my brain now has to work in reverse to remember belos is a man they’ll be like there he is and I’ll be lik #*she fuck wait #aiden.txt #edit: this is an old draft from when i was first watching toh i totally forgot about this omfg

[sassmill]

Fuck it I’m about to add historical costume consultant to my resume

#this man #how are you asking to borrow costumes with less than a week’s notice #and he said he’s asking us because he wants to “’get it right for the period’ #when the earliest year we interpret is quite literally 40 years after the play is set #like this AD did not even do a cursory google search for “’what did women wear in 1850’ #or what year our house was built #or even look at the promotional material from the original production of the play #and like? who is doing your costumes? #I get this is just for a promo shoot and you don’t have costumes for the performance yet #but surely whoever the costume designer is could have at least googled what you’re going for???? #this is driving me insane #and also the exact reason I pivoted from working in theatre to working in living museums and living history #if you have the internet to email me these dumbass questions you can google what the fuck Harriet Tubman would’ve worn #(the play is about Harriet Tubman) #they also originally wanted to produce it on our site which #a) we don’t have an actual theatre it’s a lecture hall with the worst imaginable lighting #and b) our guy wasn’t even actually an abolitionist so to perform that here would be giving him too much credit #and c) the historic house next door was owned by an actual abolitionist and anti racist and equal rights activist #there’s just so much to unpack here #museum musings #tales from the servant’s wing

[rosicheeks]

😭

#GUYS IM SO EMBARRASSED HOLY SHIT #I decided to pick up food cause I didn’t wanna cook #but the speaker wasn’t lit up #and idk #my dumbass didn’t see it for some reason #I was sitting there thinking to myself hmmmm this is weird this isn’t normal #AND THEN WHEN I GOT TO THE WINDOW I WAS LIKE OH……….. #and then he’s like $12.88 #and I’m like……….. #I missed the speaker……… didn’t I? #and he’s like uhm yeah #and I’m like ok I’ll go around again #but noooOoOoOoOope #I was too embarrassed so I just left #so now I have to figure out if I should pick up something else or just cook 😂 #I’m so fucking maaaaaad what the fuuuuck #how did I miss the speaker how does someone DO THAT #ok #please laugh with me #and feel bad and weep with me cause I wanted that shit 😭😭😭😭 #shut up rosie

[autoneurotic]

support group for girls who were romantically involved with guys who were too old for them and should have known better and we all go and get to. kill them

#not me not me not me in therapy last session talking to my therapist ab it #and STILLLLLL STILL to this DAY being like well. he wasn’t like a bad dude tho. he was going through shit too #and my therapist was just like. uh huh. you’ve been through shit do you want to date a thirteen year old #like :| #probably will delete this so whatever #my first romantic encounter was w a guy who was at least 17-18 when i was newly 13 and it continued #on and off through my SENIOR year of high school #and i want to fuckingggg skin myself #like the fucking typical creepy dude shit #kissed me and said This Has To Be A Secret #and i thought that was special!!!!! i’m going to KILL #WHY is this STILL fucking with me 15-16 years later the only solution is finding you and killing you im SORRY #ok also this happened a few times #second guy i ever kissed was 21 and i was 14 #fuck this dumbass shitty earh

[allofuswantgwinam]

i hate that every time i set a boundary with my mom after the fact I want to cry and throw up l

#bc then it makes me wish I didn’t do it #but Ik that I have to #she wasn’t bein mean or anything but it’s just annoying when you just want someone to listen to you #and all they do is stress you out by trying to fix all your shit #like she didn’t even give me long enough to speak to even let me tell her I already fixed it #and then she gets all butt hurt even if I’m not mad #and that’s why I feel like shit #idgaf if you’re just trying to help me sometimes idf need the help!!!! or advice!!!!! #soemtiems I just need her to listen and I’m just exhausted 😭😭😭 #i fucking pissed I wasted 6 years of my life bc if I didn’t my ass would be free rn #but no #my dumbass fell in love and became a fucking stupid person that did nothing but care about that ‘relationship’ #and trusted that he had a ‘plan’ 🤣🤣🫠🫠 pissed #fml #but not really bc I’ll probably be over this in the next hour or at least by tm #if she doesn’t b weird to me 🤞🏼

[demiroacemoth]

The other day, my mother mentioned a guy I dated back when I was in my late teens, about how it almost felt like she was more excited and happy about it than I was.

I laughed and said “yeah, I genuinely didn’t realise dating was supposed to be fun or enjoyable for anyone, I thought I was just doing what I was supposed to.”

Wish I’d had a camera, she gave me the most baffled look.

#asexual #aroace #lgbtq #ace #demiromantic #demiro #dating #seriously though I made such a mess simply because I couldn’t imagine he felt any different #so I just assumed he wasn’t attached to me at all #because I didn’t think romantic attachment or attraction was real in the first place #my demiro dumbass self experienced romantic attraction for the first time ever when I was nineteen #freaked me out seeing as I still didn’t really believe it even existed at the time

[prehistorictriforce]

sometimes i’m like “yeah i’m super chill around celebrities, i don’t really clam up or anything, i’m super normal” and then i remember when i “met” frank iero and im like hmmmm maybe i’m wrong.

#it was a few years ago but like. a friend and i got to a venue i think… like a little over 12 hours early for the show??? #so we were obviously there before the band. but when frank got there it was still only like. my friend and a couple other ppl #(we became good friends w the group we waited with btw!!! we all have a gc on insta and stuff they’re rad!!!!) #(we’re trying to get together to see mcr together!!) #but frank like. comes by and starts asking us how we’re doing and is like hey do y’all need anything and whatever #we said we were fine bc evan had gotten us water n shit #and i was standing next to frank and we were all talking and he was like idk we were looking for food where should we go #and we’re in a totally different state from where i’m from so i’m like??? i don’t fuckin know???? #but this was frank fucking iero i wasn’t gonna admit i didn’t know smthn so i’m like I THINK THERES A GELATO PLACE AROUND HERE #so i just sit there like a god damn buffoon nodding and going yeah yeah yeah absolutely sure yeah!!! to every suggestion #and he kinda looks at me as if i’m gonna say smthn and i just smile all ridiculous and shrug and go ‘sounds good to me’ #there was much more to the conversation but the general gist was everyone else being normal and me being doe eyed dumbass #he was very nice abt it all bless him he was super busy but he came out to check on us a couple more times before it got busy #he was always smiley and happy and giggly abt it and i miss him 💔💔 frank i’m so sorry i was useless i swear i can be better #at least i went HARD during the show. we were all right in front since we were literally first in line lol #anyways. still absolutely one of if not my ultimate fave concert i’ve ever been to #these tags have been long as fuck but this memory plagues me at night