#what's. what's the heterosexual explanation for this

[anassemblageofpassions]

I think there is certainly room for interpretation that Erik and raoul are straight. They’re not, but go with god. But on the other hand, There is no heterosexual explanation for what miss Christine biaaé has going on with meg giry.

#the phantom of the opera #christine daaé #meg giry #megstine #erik #raoul de chagny

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

hm

#🏳️‍🌈🤨? #what's. what's the heterosexual explanation for this #if there is one i do not want to hear it btw #captured in her eyes was the movie where sonoran got to go on a date that's all #meitantei conan #captured in her eyes #movie 04 #case closed #suzuki sonoko #mouri ran #sonoran

[pansy-picnics]

I GOT THIS DIALOGUE LAST NIGHT AND IM STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER IT?

#LIKE??? PEARL YOU CANT SAY THAT #THIS GAME IS RATED E 10+ #genuinely what is the heterosexual explanation for this. its not a joke anymore im actually begging how do they expect us to interpret this #pearlina #side order #splatoon 3 #side order spoilers #splatoon side order #pansy rambling again #splatoon

[spirkbitch]

“spirk isn’t canon” oh yeah? then explain the massage scene from the beginning of the shore leave episode

#that’s what i thought #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #tos spirk #tos spock #spock #literally what is the heterosexual explanation for that #there isn’t one

[wyrmswears]

shoutout to this loser. whats up with him

#like who the fuck hurt you my guy #hes so pathetic like hows he gonna be a villain.. my silly.. #ninjago jay #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago #I SWEAR I DIDNT JUST ABSORB THE 40 SECONDS OF JAY FROM THE NEW EPISODES. ill draw other things too.. #seriously tho i really enjoyed them. BONZLE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER. #episode 4 was insanely gay like theres no heterosexual explanation for this levels of gay #and that finale... what the freak... #lego ninjago #jay walker #suit jay #dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising s2 #wyrm draws #i know its the other hand than in the scene but tbh i didnt mean to draw the scene until i had already sketched out the pose

[ingravinoveritas]

Not Radio Times writing an entire article focused on Michael and David kissing and adding things like this. I see you, Radio Times...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #good omens #let's also remember that they called Michael and David a 'handsome couple' the night of the NTAs in 2021 #why does it feel like RT lowkey ships them #curiouser and curiouser #i would just love to know what in the hell is happening here #but either way i'm vibing #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #ineffable lovers #discourse

[shegos]

genyalina + book quotes (insp)

#genyalinaedit #genyasafinedit #alinastarkovedit #shadowandboneedit #sabedit #shadowandbonesource #shadowandbonecentral #dailyshadowandbone #tuserhannah #userhella #uservalentina #userk8 #userbecca #useramily #userrobin #arthurpendragonns #^ #what is the heterosexual explanation

[homoeroticgrappling]

"I think Darby Allin is a little lost puppy, nobody there to feed him treats, nobody there to clean up after him, nobody there to hold his leash"

#it's like watching two bottoms try to flirt #this entire fucking thing was insane #like why did jay press his hand against darby's heart when he said emotionally. #why did he say darby being alone meant nobody to feed him treats or hold his leash then offer to have him join his faction. #what did darby whisper he whispered for so long #WHY DID HE KISS THE BAT. #give me one good heterosexual explanation for any of this #AEW #Darby Allin #Jay White

[ghorbanis]

ASHLEY POET and HOUR NAZARI Class of ‘09 | 1.03 'Thank You for Not Driving'

#kate mara #sepideh moafi #ashley poet #hour nazari #class of 09 #classof09edit #so now we've had confirmation that hour is wlw and was in love with poet #and there is no heterosexual explanation for the way kate mara is playing this #like 4th gif....who stares at their best friend's lips like that #what i'm saying is this better be canon somewhere in the timeline #my edits

[patronsaint-prometheus]

So no ones gonna talk about this post from heavy’s Instagram ? No one is gonna comment on how Dee and Heavy found their fathers old clothes in CHES’ closet ? no one ?

#literally what is Ches doing #there’s no heterosexual explanation but there’s also like one? homosexual explanation. because Ches is just weird #Ches my baby girl I love you never change #also heavy and Dee look amazing. baby boys #ches metal family #chive metal family #dee metal family #heavy metal family #metal family #glam metal family #glam x chive

[teruel-a-witch]

brb crying about this 5ever. it's not often you witness a heart break on screen in real time ;_;

#mcdanno #pining!steve #h50 #myh50 #h50edit #h50 picspam #h50 1x23 #steve mcgarrett #listen im never over it #literally ugly cried about it last night #alex pay for my therapy what were those acting choices #hawaii five 0 #no heterosexual explanation etc etc

[hiddencarpet]

Remembering that time in PoF Canach was in love with Rytlock

Featuring my main gw2 character, Soft Boi

#ok but like. What was the heterosexual explanation of it? #Canach i thought you were a bit closer to the commander. Couldn't you worry about me a little bit too? #Why you worry about Rytlock so much here. Why such a bad lie?? why so embarrassed?? Why such emotional voice?? (the end of ''The Sacrifice' #chapter btw. if anyone was curious) #What's the narrative purpose of this??? #Rytlock Brimstone #Canach #Rytlock #rytnach #Kasmeer Meade #Fun fact. I told myself i don't want to draw them bc i done maybe 80% of all ship fanart of them and i want to jump into a wall #then i kept rotating this stupid quote in my brain. Still want to jump into a wall #Kasmeer #The commander #Guild Wars 2 #Gw2 #gw2 fan submission #2023 #july #gw2 canach #gw2 rytlock #artists on tumblr #charr #furry #sylvari #gw2 fanart #HiddenCarpet #carpet's art #gw2 quotes #canach quotes

[plutorine]

and if i speak????

#there is no heterosexual explanation for this #NONE #none i tell you #the thing is #what they did here in the 2007 adaptation is leagues gayer than what happened in the book #in the book razumikhin sat beside him and then propped his head up #BUT HERE!!!! #he propped rodya up with his whole upper body AND WITH HIS FACE THAT CLOSE TO HIS !!!! while feeding him soup!!! GOD !!! #i'm losing my mind #crime and punishment #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #fyodor dostoevsky #russian literature #shut up rin

[idkwtftitbh]

Rewatching the season premier and listening to Eddie talk that woman down from a panic attack with THAT music playing and Buck giving him THOSE eyes?

How do they expect us to be normal about that?!

#there is no heterosexual explanation for this #911 spoilers #911 fox #911 abc #911 what's your mental emergency #ignore me #bekki is rambling again

[ingravinoveritas]

Oh my God. MICHAEL.

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #georgia tennant #i'm screaming #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #michael is about as subtle as a drunken llama on roller skates #subtext that is rapidly becoming a text #are you saying you made David dirty Michael #i can't #🌈👀 #i mean what can i possibly say #they both know exactly what they are doing #amazing #ineffable lovers #i need to lie down now

[tired-demonspawn]

one thing i didn't expect from this update was old man yaoi, but old man yaoi i got

#warframe #warframe whispers in the walls #whispers in the walls #whispers in the walls spoilers #warframe loid #wait whats human loids tag #because #loid is already yknow loid #with otak scratched into his back #i hope this turns into a human nigel situation if youve seen that tweet #anyway mans wakes up from his short coma and within the first minute i realise him and jotaro entrati are like 200% fucking #(me and my friends call albrecht jotaro because of his jotaro-like drip) #there was some '🏳️‍🌈🤨?' in the cutscene with the fuckin wiping away his tear extremely gently #but there was still some wiggle room yknow #but my mans walks out of his time travel coffin and calls a mf 'my Albrecht' #there is not a singular heterosexual under the sun that would call someone of the same gender 'my' in that fucking tone of voice #in short: #there is was and will be no heterosexual explanation for all of that #by all of that i mean the whole quest