#what the fuck is this thing

[thewokemachine]

I like this image.

Idk what to post I forgot

#shitpost #town of salem #arsonist #town of salem arsonist #tos1 #what the fuck is this thing

[pastafossa]

If you were wanting an update about that plant in my new backyard that I thought was a weed but was in actuality some random huge fucking TOMATO PLANT, it has been less than a month since I discovered it was a tomato bush and now it is large enough to devour a grown ass adult.

It has gone through 2 frosts. It swore at God, and continued to grow.

I have not watered it. It curled a vine into the shape of a middle finger, and continued to grow.

It is growing out of fucking ROCKS.

There is no stopping it. There are hundreds of green tomatoes on it. It is set on devouring the backyard. It will be here after I die. It will be here after you die. It will be here after we all die. It will be here after the earth dies, waiting for a new planet to form, and it will be there until the cold death of the universe freezes it into place.

It will laugh.

Vines woven into a flowered grin.

And remain for eternity.

#what the fuck is this thing #gardening #tomato #tomato plant #i swear when i moved in and the snow melted and it appeared I thought it was a weed #but no #what am i going to do with all these little tomatoes???

[lycanthian]

good nice arneb thunder morning i guess

#what the fuck is this thing #gamey rambles

[average-freak]

the people on discord liked it so here you go

#what the fuck is this thing #i made her in 13 minutes. #do whatever you want with her brother idfk #murder drones #murder drones oc #md oc #absolute solver #whatever the fuck

[anon-unofficial]

decided to start a new save again and

what the shit is this

#genuinely #what the fuck is this thing #I can't mine it yet but?????? I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS THING BEFORE???? #stardew valley #stardew #sdv

[mousegirl-cheerleader]

100000 posts!

#what the fuck is this thing #where did this come from

[homestuck--edits]

Jane Crocker but she's drawing a sauceback

she's doing her best

-mod davesprite

#mod davesprite #homestuck panel edit #homestuck #what the fuck is this thing #absolute creature

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it #and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about #why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks' #you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it #anyway #mine #asexuality

[ratbastarddotfuck]

is this nonbinary person actually "male presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of maleness?

is this nonbinary person actually "female presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of femaleness?

perhaps they're just "presenting" as themselves and your binary biases are clouding your judgement?

#copped 'oh it's so fun to see a male presenting trans person wearing so much pink' today #hi what a weird fucking thing to say to a total stranger #trans #nonbinary #genderqueer #the system speaks

[greykolla-art]

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

#grey art #fan art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel comic #JESUS WEPT THIS FUCKING THING WAS A BEAST #BUT I LOVE IT! #hazbin charlie #hazbin alastor #Alastor #charlie morningstar #angst #hurt/comfort #whump art #I know what you people are I’m one of you! #I heard your cries for more angst and I aim to please! #also good excuse to use clip studio more #I only bust that out for something special #now let’s do something else! like eat!

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function #with sleep #getting ready for work #commute #cooking #and errands #I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day #and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do #and that's with a very short commute #if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work #i see my friends like once every few weeks or months #because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising #and none of us even have kids or anything!!

[ninarexic]

#girlblogger #girlblogging #girl blogger #hell is a teenage girl #girly blog #tumblr girls #girlhood #girly stuff #girly aesthetic #just girly thoughts #just girly posts #just girly things #girly tumblr #girly girl #this is what makes us girls #this is a girlblog #i’m just a girl #coquette #lana del rey #americana coquette #dollette #female hysteria #norman fucking rockwell #esoteric

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway. #1) please google 'halfling' #2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT* #4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

[blunderpuff]

so i watered that unknown plant from TJ's. i watered at the roots/dirt; not spraying from above (it's a very small planter)

and today there were just... drops of water. on top of some of the leaves. nothing is leaking onto them, i did not water from above. this plant REJECTED the water by just spitting it out off the tops of its leaves

#what the FUCK is this thing #it's always funny when i go to trader joe's and buy something new and the cashier is like 'what is THAT?? i've never seen this product' #oh so they'll hire that person but not me-- Traders Georg-- who knows every product in the store adn is an outlier?? #the secret world of merry mac