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quackkryak · 1 month

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Portal 2 ohmygod!!!

#it was just a regular sketch #then i made lineart and coloring #then i decided to shade it ...#what the fuck happend #portal #portal 2 #portal fanart #portal 2 fanart #portal chell #chell #portal 2 chell #chell fanart #chell portal #quack art

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oglagold · 4 months

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#what the fuck happend

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ithinkdogshouldvote2 · 7 months

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Scary, Normal, and Taylor: *arguing*

Taylor: "no! I cant be sexist!"

Scary, eyeing the choices on the "top ten anime must watch!" List in Taylor's room: "really."

Taylor: "my mom is a woman!"

Normal: "???...Yeah???"

Taylor: "Yeah, so that makes me like half girl."

Scary: "..."

Normal: "..."

Scary: "what the actual fuck are you talking about?"

Normal: "Taylor that... that's not how that works. By that logic, linc is the only one here who can be sexist."

Taylor: "yeah! Linc agrees, right linc?"

Lincoln, who had been watching FIFA matches on his phone and not listening: "what?"

Taylor: "You're sexist."

Lincoln (distressed): "what???"

Normal: "so you just think that anyone who has a mom can't be sexist???"

Taylor: "I mean, OBVIOUSLY there are exceptions."

Scary: "oh, PLEASE enlighten us."

Taylor: "uhhhh... I mean that one guy who wanted to fuck his mom. Definitely him."

Scary: "you mean SIGMUND FREUD?"

Taylor: "yeah. Him for sure."

Lincoln: "you guys I'm not sexist."

Normal: "Lincoln, it's OK, we were jus-"

Scary: "I dunno. Taylor says you are."

Normal: "oh for fucks sake-"

Scary: "Frankly, I'm not sure who to believe."

Lincoln: "Taylor what the FUCK???"

Taylor: "all I'm saying is, you're not half mom like I am."

Normal: "Ok, Taylor, that's- that's kinda-"

Lincoln: "-cause I have TWO DADS."

Normal: "yup! So Taylor jus-"

Taylor: "Well, who's fault is that?"

Normal: "OKAY! TAYLOR! STOP TALKING!"

Scary: "You guys, my stomach hurts from the sexism."

Normal: "SHUT THE FUCK UP SCARY!"

Lincoln: "... :0!!!"

Taylor: "... :0!!!"

Scary: "... :\"

Taylor: "NORMAL. Did you just try to SILENCE a WOMAN?"

Normal: "I... I d- I jus-"

Taylor: "What would your MOTHER SAY? and your sister? GOD DAMNIT NORMAL I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU!!!"

Normal: "I- you- she- but-"

Lincoln, putting a hand on normals shoulder: "Normal. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. You obviously have a lot of growing to do, buddy... I really, from you of all people, I'd expected better."

Normal: *stunned silence*

Lincoln: "come on guys. I think normal needs some time to reflect."

Taylor, walking out: "You DISGUST me."

Lincoln, Taylor, and Scary: *leave*

Normal: "..."

Normal: "what the fuck?!?!"

#what do you mean this isnt what happend during their sleepover at taylors?#GOD their dynamic is so fucking funny i cant BREATHEEE #dungeons and daddies #dndads #shitpost #normal swallows oak garcia #normal oak #taylor swift #scary marlowe #lincon li wilson #they are so so silly #and so so yeeeas #yass #dndads s2

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meru90 · 10 months

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is it weird that i feel most comfiest when i post on here even tho i am not really that active anymore ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა

#love yall #oh and the side twitter but thats more like literally dont give a fuck what i post and if you happend to see it it's on you XD

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blubberingblobmonster · 7 months

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Please tell me I'm not the only one in the ninjago fandom that's confused about this too but... What the fuck happend to Zane's falcon? Like the last time I remember seeing it was in s6 getting dismantled by Monkeywrench (is that how you spell their name idk) but since the entire season got undone by Jay's wish that didn't happen so obviously it's okay, right? I don't remember seeing it in s7 and there is an entirely different falcon that Nya built for Zane in s8 (that only got used for like a few minutes of an episode but still) so something must've happened to it right? Please someone answer me so I can sleep in peace.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #zane ninjago #zane julien #ninjago falcon #seriously what happend to it i've been DYING to know #and also if the answer to this mystery is that “the writers decided to remove it because it made the ninja too overpowered” or some shit #I am going to spontaneously combust #cuz like fuck you mean it makes them “overpowered” and so you decided to remove it completely as if it never existed #shouldn't you have considered that possibility BEFORE you made the episodes and aired it?#HMM?#seem logical to me

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haikyuuprettysettersquad · 2 years

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I love Emotionally Adept Bokuto so much!! Bo being so wise and smart and just shows that he really thinks about these concepts a lot (I mean what else is he to do when he’s overwhelmed and sitting under tables? He thinks!! He has a brain!!!!). And then he turns around and asks Akaashi if he's used a word right ohhhhh he loves language i know he does.

Bonus Akaashi knowing all too well the way Bo can come across and Bo’s cute lil confused face:

#And if we're gonna go even deeper and angstier I love to think of the idea of Bo thinking he isn't smart because he isn't booksmart #like akaashi is #but obviously akaashi who adores and loves him with his entire heart teaches bo that holy shit you're smart as fuck what are you on about #and then they kiss and walk into the sunset #i was there it happend #happened #Bokuaka #Bokuto #Akaashi #HaikyuuBookClub #HaikyuuBookClubWeek3

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grimxark · 10 months

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cannot get over how absurd Sunstreaker’s and Sideswipe’s relationship is in IDW. Sunstreaker’s like. this is my brother. I love him very much. I do love showing off and being a menace but I always try to include my brother in my stunts and i dont see anything patronizing about what im doing, im just trying to be supportive and nice. I am now currently being tortured through means beyond your understanding because I decided to be cocky and then I got kidnapped and now im here. I need you to kill me. I need to be killed. The pain is unbearable. I can’t stand closing my eyes. I do not feel comfortable in my own body, because it feels alien, it does not feel like mine, not anymore. I miss my friends. I want help. Please kill me. and while all this is happening Sideswipe is like i fucking HATE my brother. I want him DEAD. i hope hes DEAD. hes such a fucking show off and he loves doing better than me on PURPOSE. He includes me in his stunts and tries to get me to do things instead of him bc he loves throwing it in my face how much better than me he is. He says he loves me but i KNOW hes lying and doing it to seem cool and like a good person. I dont even actually want to LOOK for him. Im just looking for him because then i can prove im better than him. I just want to be the one to rescue him so i can throw it in his face. Then when hes rescued ill be mean and when were separated ill send him videos and voice mails of my mission.

Sideswipe was filled with so much hate and envy towards Sunstreaker while streaker was literally just chilling out and being himself he literally didnt even seem all that much of a show off. he was doing the same thing everyone else was doing and sideswipe hated him for it. but they were still brothers. do you guys think about how they were brothers and streaker left in the lost light to heal from the war and then when he came to Earth for his brother he found a broken and battered corpse that resembled a compacted soda can. Do you think about the simple difference of Sideswipe not so much as blinking when they find Sunstreaker as nothing but a head and nerves vs Sunstreaker yelling we cant leave my brother hes in there! and Sideswipe! what did they DO to you?!

#i think abt it all the time.#why was sideswipe like that towards streaker it was so fucking funny #in one panel youd get sunstreaker begging someone to kill him while theyre having sex in front of his beaten and beheaded corpse and then #the next you have sideswipe like "when we rescue streaker hell be such a fucking jerk abt it i fucking hate him i hope something BAD happend #WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HIM #IM SO SERIOUS #sideswipe #sunstreaker #idw transformers #meta #they speak #mine #the ramblings of a mistful storm #maccadam

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zerothisnero · 1 month

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HELP WHAT DO YOU GUYS MEAN THEY'RE BALD?!

SOMEONE PLEASE I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY THE EPS RN WHAT DO YOU GUYS MEAN THEY'RE BALD?!

#Campcamp #Camp Camp #SOMEONE EXPLAIN NOW #I SEEN THE SCREEN SHOTS #BUT WHY #WHY ARE THEY FUCKING BALD?!#I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW HARRISON BALD LIKE?!#you poor kids what in gods name happend to ya'll?#nero blabbing

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rui-drawsbox · 2 months

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I have this everlasting struggle when I draw Cove bc he's tall but not *big* so it feels like I've just drew an average body and stretched it keeping the head normal

#and I MEAN it's kinda what happend. he just grow up not to the sides but like-#it kinda fucks up my 'the legs are just the torso twice' rule bc he's like legs-tall or everything-tall???#i need full versions of the sprites tbh #rui thinks loudly #edit. mABYE i do legs a little longer sometimes bc i like em #Baxter is not the only one with leg preferences

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sophbun · 1 year

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my sonic prime shadow prediction is that hes the retired ultimate lifeform that just rescues cats and is probably an alcoholic

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic #my art #would be really funny if hes like. lame as hell until sonic comes along like BRO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO U

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olympusrox · 4 months

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safe to say that i just read a korrasami fanfic that ripped out my spine and stomped on it

IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A SAD FUCKING ENDING IN THE TAGS MAN BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

#im actually going insane #im crying #what the hell #im not okay #that is not okay #the fic is called #I Had You Pegged Wrong #by half_sour_saffitz #no but i thought it was just some badly written smut #BUT NO #WHAT THE HELL MAN #THAT WAS FUCKING AWFUL #WHAT HAPPEND TO HAPPY ENDINGS #IM GOING TO GO READ SOME HAPPY COMFORT FICS NOW #BECAUSE WTF #legends of korra #korrasami #tlok korra #asami x korra

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bnbc · 2 months

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nothing cuts like a mother

on the Epitaph, listening to the dying Inquisition Acolyte, Isabella von Valancius tries hard and still fails to fit in her mind the image of Theodora, ruthlessly exposing a deck after a deck to the Great Void just to keep her secret safe

years later, on board of her flagship, finally making its way back to the Expanse space after five years of being 'missing', Isabella kisses her sleeping daughter on the forehead, before giving her officers the same order

the von Valancius dynasty has many secrets, but few of them were paid off by the bigger blood than the safety of its secret children

#nomos 🤝 gloria #still have no idea what exactly happend during this 5 years vacation lmao #ISABELLA THE LIBERAL #also a shitshow of epsilone lvl telepath giving a birth on board of big ass space ship is yet to be written #rogue trader spoilers #rogue trader #oc: Isabella von Valancius #theodora 🤝 isabella #I bet Theo in the warp is so proud of her heir: fucked Lord Inquisitor? checked. did atrocities? check

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anantaru · 5 months

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you guys lmao🧍🏻‍♀️classroom of the elite is great but the fan service ruins it sometimes 💀