No but Daryl definitely has a massive breeding kink.
Like he would love to spread your legs as wide as possible with his strong arms and pound into your tight cunt. He would like seeing the bulge of his cock on your abdomen, knowing that he has penetrated your womb deep and pumped you full of his cum. He liked whispering filthy stuff in your ear while ramming into your pussy
"Fuck yeah! take all of it girl, can't wait ta see you swollen with my child. Can't wait ya see yer tits all swollen and tender"
"Yes yer gonna take all of it" as he continued to thrust. "love how big yer tits are gonna get"
He loved to take you on the edge of the bed or on the kitchen counter. He would keep his cock inside you after cumming, making sure that all of it stayed inside.
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why do you want Matt to suffer and die so badly
Because he is siding with the nefarious Count Dooku
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*shadow drops this oneshot*
*leaves*
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Talking to someone about how I'm in the application process to be an Air Traffic Controller is just them telling me a Fun Story™ about how their spouse's cousin's friend did that and died of a heart attack from the stress.
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crazy that college can fail you for being an autist with no friends -__-
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X ray: incidental finding of AAA recommends CT
Me: orders CTA
Insurance: sorry we don’t see why the patient needs this even though the radiology report clearly states they do. Do a peer to peer and submit an appeal.
My office: submits appeal
Me: checks on status cause you know, AAAs can KILL people
Insurance: sorry we don’t even see that this case exist in our system start over
Me:
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every single picture of sam has my kicking my feet and twirling my hair and giggling
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Nope 2022 is a great horse girl movie
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I’m the least insane person on here.
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i never fucking drinking tea before class ever again tell me why im almost pissing myself b4 the test and had to hold it in until i was done this is so sick and twisted
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Yknow how my bio says "oc posts sometimes"? This is that time
This is a redraw of an old line up which was a redraw of an even older one which I'm not sharing if no one asks for
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Why is there so much talk about vanilla extract now I want pancakes
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are u going to continue inaccurately tagging posts just to get them out there?
I untagged it so idk why y’all keep asking me about this. Obviously it was a mistake.
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There was a house warming event today, yet the nost draining, exhausting, time-consuming I did all day was making a paragraph on how Giancarlo Esposito became Gus Fring
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