#what a kid

[grimnocs]

What made me laugh the most from the recent spyxfamily chapter is that there's no way right after Damian says this in the most genuine and heart-felt way possible:

He immediately panics and goes JUST KIDDING YOURE SO POOR LOL

Spare him. He's so boy. Gotta love him he's great.

#what a kid #gotta love em #spy x family #spy x family spoilers #sxf #spy x family chapter 96 #damian desmond #anya forger #damianya

[justnotkrikkit]

yuma really started out the season like "oh im just easing myself back into competition post injury 😌" and ended it like "jokes it's three quads time"

#figure skating #worlds 2024 #what a kid

[c4tth3w]

<3

#what a kid #matthew tkachuk #txt

[its-sir-actually]

Round of applause for Ollie Bearman 11th in his first F1 quali after an hour in the car 👏🏽👏🏽

#the way id be shaking crying and throwing up if that was me #what a kid #oliver bearman #f1 #saudi arabian gp 2024

[7kylian]

#what a kid #kylian mbappe #mbappe

[ptllsdelmon]

pau cubarsí masterclass 🥹

#what a kid #pau cubarsí #pau cubarsi #fc barcelona #barca

[wejustvibing]

Q: did you actually think you'd get there?

LH: yes. it's not that i was confident, i was just so dead set on it. "i'm going to get there" i was that determined but i was nervous every day. i was working on always trying to make sure i kept my deal with mclaren. i wanted to always stay in the good books of ron, so i had to make sure i won every race. so i made sure i just won everything i could, i won every championship really that i did. i was just really focused on delivering. because i was like anytime, any second place or anything below, in my mind, was failure, at the time, and i might lose my job, my opportunity.

honestly, it was a bar that i mostly set for myself. because, whilst yes i did have to perform, probably not to the level that i did, in order to have an opportunity to at least get to cars for example. but i set the bar so high because i always wanted to make sure that i was the best, undeniably. and that's what i worked towards.

#the way he says yes 🥵 #what a kid #lewis hamilton #f1 #lewis for fox sports australia

[mercurygray]

House of the Dragon 1.9 thoughts: I love Jace's shocked Pikachu face with Helaena's speech. Like, what, that's how marriages work around here? I've only seen Mom with Dad, Totally Not Dad, and Daemon, and they all never treated her like that. This is an outrage.

#jacerys velaryon #what a kid #immediately dances with his cousin #house of the dragon spoilers #house of the dragon #helaena targaryen

[takethebodymarc]

manipulation richas by drowning themselves now and he's just standing there

#what a kid #qsmp

[your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell]

Kobbie blowing kisses as part of his celebration I love that so much more than some of the boring tribute celebrations. It shows he’s just in the moment.

#what a kid #kobbie mainoo #manchester united #Man United vs Liverpool #pl 23/24

[seashoreships]

guys. dont escape 4 deserves a bigger fan base.... just went thru the tag and only found a handful of fanart. do better

#dont escape 4 #de4 #indie game #pixel game #dude it has everythingg #found family #angst #guy with weirf prophetic nightmares #twink main character #sassy women #...sassy HELICOPTER PILOT women #CODY #i love cody with ALL MY HEARTTT #what a kid #barryyy #AGHH #the fanbase needs to grow NOW idc if the game is old

[parhe1ion]

if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations

#bleating #1k #10k #for anyone curious what my seven are: warrior cats animal crossing dimension 20 minecraft puppet history lego monkie kid & captain laserhaw #and the something new my friends are introducing me to is metalocalypse #50k

[literallyaflame]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

#yes this applies to gender too #if a kid says ‘i’m a girl!!’ it might be because they’re a girl or #it might be because they’ve got an incomplete picture of what a ‘girl’ is in their brains #and as a parent ur job is to help them complete those pictures #by asking them questions and giving them new information and playing w them

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function #with sleep #getting ready for work #commute #cooking #and errands #I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day #and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do #and that's with a very short commute #if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work #i see my friends like once every few weeks or months #because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising #and none of us even have kids or anything!!

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :) #maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

[cemeterything]

are we still doing this because i have a late submission

#🐉 #this is less about fan content and more about that awful lazy one size fits all #'10 years later theyre happily married with a cute little nuclear family' trope #because ive read some genuinely incredible fics about characters who would Not fucking have kids #ending up with accidental pregnancy scares or child acquisitions that get treated with all the nuance #and thoughtful handling they deserve #but also. i reread one of my favourite fics yesterday and when one character jokingly brought up the idea of children #and the other reacted with genuine visceral disgust and said what hideously awful parents theyd be #i lit up like a fucking christmas tree