#weirdo lady

[ragsforless]

Dune crack!au (4)

Irulan: Hey, Feyd.

Feyd: Yes, princess?

Irulan: I’m bored.

Feyd: Do you want to play smash or pass again?

Irulan: Fremen Edition?

Feyd: Atreides.

Irulan: Fine. You go first.

Feyd: Duncan Idaho.

Irulan: Obviously, smash.

Feyd: Same. Now your turn.

Irulan: Lady Jessica? She’s

part of House Atreides, right?

Feyd: To be totally honest with you, she’s a closeted Harkonnen at heart but I’ll pass.

Irulan: Why? She’s very pretty.

Feyd: I don’t like space witches. They’re weird and very mean.

Irulan: Like mother, like son.

Feyd: She’s also my evil creepy uncle’s super secret daughter.

Irulan: *sighs* And our monster mother-in-law.😔

Feyd: Don’t remind me.

Irulan: Fine. Thufir Hawat.

Feyd: Pass. Mentats freak me out.

Irulan: Feyd, babe, I thought you like math?

Feyd: Of course I like meth. I even started selling a ton of meth to some of Chani’s fanatical Fremen friends for a very good price.

Irulan: Let me guess, Stilgar?

Feyd: He’s my business partner.

Irulan: Nevermind. Your turn.

Feyd: Doctor Yueh.

Irulan: Does he still counts as part of House Atreides?

Feyd: He tried to kill my creepy uncle and brother. So I guess, yes?

Irulan: Pass. He was married.

Feyd: Your turn.

Irulan: Duke Leto.

Feyd: NGL, I’ll marry, kiss, and smash that one.

Irulan: But isn’t he like your distant uncle or something?

Feyd: You do know that we’re all related to one another, right?

Irulan: Right. We’re all married to Paul. So let’s play another game.

Feyd: How about we annoy and ruin our husband’s very important, very crucial business meetings again?

Irulan: I wish we could, Feyd, but the last time we did that, Emperor “I’m so special, I’m the Lisan Al Gaib” Paul punished us severely-

Feyd: Severely?! He just forced us to water all of his “sacred” arrakis palm trees for 2 weeks!

Irulan: Well, he’s currently talking to that angry looking Gurney Halleck guy. So-

Feyd: All the better!

Irulan: Better? For you?

Feyd: Gurney Halleck hates me. So I want to ruin his day as well.

Irulan: To be fair, Feyd, Gurney only hates you because you’re a living breathing Harkonnen.

Feyd: No, he hates me because I’m obviously perfect and pretty.😌💅

#dune laundry and taxes universe #dune #dune part 2 #dune part two #crack post #crack ship #feypaul #paul x feyd #feyd x paul #paul x irulan #paul x chani #feyd rautha #paul atreides #princess irulan #chani kynes #irulan corrino #stilgar #lady jessica #duncan idaho #leto atreides #feyd becomes concubine no. 2 #as written #but chani thinks that feyd and irulan are just the biggest weirdos of the universe #alternate universe #house harkonnen #dune memes #dune incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #crack fic #crack treated seriously

[danidoesathing]

happy birthday to the most guy of all time. heres some shitposts

#i continue to fill a niche no one wants nor needs #i made this months ago and forgot to post it. might as well do it now #happy birthday buck you fucking weirdo #dani speaks #lord huron #vide noir #vide noir movie #lord huron vide noir #buck vernon #frankie lou #lady moonbeam #johnnie redmayne

[cosmik-homo]

I'm NOT writing but my recorder brain is really tempted to just to come up with an excuse for. medieval music knowledge being required of the librarians and Jacob is like WHY are you all looking at me! Not really within my expertise! and besides do you have any idea how difficult it is to trace specific folk tunes beyond, like, the 18th centur-

and canonically-at-the-club Jenkins to go hold the phone up. oh i loved that one.

#'fife and tabour was the original lady gaga.' -jenkins librarians. world ancientest weirdo queen #the librarians #jacob stone #jenkins (not spoiling my friends on this)

[hollownest-whore]

Insert joke

#i think this is my favourite humanized pk attempt #crown over hood #hollow knight #i ship Lurien n Herra but in a silly ''weirdo n a cool lady'' way

[tillman]

i dont actually know where most of my mutuals came from . grew from the ground, i guess. honestly so many of u have been my mutuals for so long youre more friends of the family than mutuals

#txt #it doesnt matter... our paths have crossed and my life is better for it... FOR SOME OF YOU. some of you are weirdos. like that ysolt lady. #elfs? really?

[sinhasfluffyheadfur]

to the people who say Kabru’s ultra neon blue eyes are scary in the anime, I agree, but also his eyes are scary in the manga too like can you back UP Kabru why are you always staring at me boy

#grim rambles #dungeon meshi #kabru #dunmeshi #also he’s always making puppy face #I love this guy he’s so weird?? the give us a new genre of weirdo every time a new character is introduced #only normal one is that pretty orc lady who I’m very sapphic for #<-biased she’s probably weird too tbh

[queen0fm0nsterz]

As an avid little nightmares enthusiast, what are your serious beliefs on the often overlooks Wax Bellman? Any theories or headcanons?

Frankly? I don't really have anything.

Don't get me wrong -- I find it very sweet that the fandom has always tried to involve him into the fan content, making him part of the crew of the Maw even though he was cut in the end. Considering how involved he was in the marketing of the game up until 2016 we have good reason to believe that the guy was also beloved by the crew; he must have been a "last second" cut.

(Pictures from the previously mentioned con.)

His situation is really a sad one because it would have been awesome to have him run around in the game. Would have made the runtime longer.

HOWEVER! His presence is still tangible in the Maw, in spite of him being gone. This is something I will gladly get into: bring little details to light is something I am very fond of doing.

We see him directly in a couple of paintings owned by the Lady, both in the Residence and in her own quarters. She has a habit of keeping pictures of her employees; this is a good indicator that he was on the Maw during her reign. Might be an obvious statement, but you never know with the Maw... In all of these instances, he is found hanging by his neck; considering his jack in the box is also in a room where a Nome is swinging aggressively on a lamp attached to a long wire, the "cord around neck" part is a prominent aspect of this character.

((This is, most likely, one of the reasons why they ultimately cut him out. I cannot imagine how hard it would be to animate a guy walk around with a cord around his neck all the time. Adding to that, his face looks hard to model and keep consistent, so that's a point against him as well.))

Keeping his profession in mind, one could really call him a dog on a leash. A bellman is a person who helps the guests carry their luggage inside their place of residence and shares information about the establishment and its services. From what we can discern from the first painting, we can also see that this particular Bellman was also the one in charge of the booking and the tickets, so doing check ins and things of the like.

Generally, he'd be the one to look after the Guests more closely, which lines up with the traces of him we are left with...

You see, in the 2016 con, the Wax Bellman was shown hiding behind a two-way mirror. He could only be seen once the light was turned on, on his side of the mirror. Meaning that the two way mirror we see in LN 1 is most likely one of the places he would have resided in.

That in itself is not too obscene considering the other customs of the Maw, but the mirror is in a bathroom. And he has a chair. With toilet paper.

... Yeah, uh. Very interesting, Tarsier Studios! 😁👍🏻

About Tarsier Studios, actually! This ask reminded me of something they said in regards to the Ferryman and the Wax Bellman. A few years back, LN twitter referred to the Bellman as "Ferryman"; for this reason, it was believed for a while that the two characters were either the same person, or that one replaced the other in the lore. This was confirmed to not be the case!

(From this awesome interview! I suggest you go listen to it, because this screenshot is hard to read + it reveals a LOT of Maw lore!)

So we can finally put a stone on this lost soul. He is lost to time, but never forgotten. Keep the fan content of him coming!

#little nightmares #ln meta #the wax bellman #the bellhop #ln bellhop #ln wax bellman #ln the lady #the lady #the lady ln #the ferryman #ln the ferryman #the ferryman ln #{hes kind of a weirdo tbh #strange guy ong #and yk its something when I say hes weird #the room in the bathroom caught me SO off guard when I played the game again when i was older #THE TOILET PAPER ESPECIALLY LIKE😭 WILDDDDD #a friend of mine dubbed this the 《wanking room》 and i fucking hate it #anyway. uh. yeah the Maw is definitely a place that exists}

[specialagentartemis]

Isabel Lovelace as Odysseus… Lovelace a long way from home for seven years. Desperately trying to protect her crew and get them home even as they die one by one. Lovelace as god-touched but still fundamentally human, Lovelace both aided and buffeted and sent back and back and back due to the whims of a power higher than she can reasonably challenge. Lovelace as the Captain who finally returns home as the only survivor out of her crew. Is this anything

#The important difference being of course that Lovelace got adopted into a found family of other space weirdos also just trying to get home #‘I’ve connected the dots’ ‘you didn’t connect shit’ ‘I connected them’ #Wolf 359 #Wolf 359 spoilers #perpetual perpetual ladies night

[thottybrucewayne]

No cause, if the second I turn 30, 22-year-olds are gonna start calling me an "auntie" and a "queer elder" I'm crashin' tf out and takin all you niggas with me.

#thotty speaks #'jackie's auntie age!' leave that lady ALONE! #WEIRDO!!!!

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

(small rant about show alicent)

I’m sorry (I’m not) but i HATE people who are like “oh Alicent should’ve told Rhaenyra, its her fault she didn’t”

Alicent was a 15 year old girl who was pimped out to a man 3x her age by her father. Alicent quite clearly did not want to marry Viserys. Alicent was not stupid, she knew immediately when her father asked her to ‘comfort the king’ what it would probably lead to, but Viserys SPECIFICALLY ASKED HER to not tell rhaenyra. Now maybe im alone in this, but if I was given two options- tell rhaenyra and face unknown consequences by the king who i barely know and my father who is my only parental figure, OR, not tell rhaenyra and hope my closest friend would empathise with me, understand this is not my fault and be there to support me. I would obviously fucking pick the second option.

Especially because so many ADULT WOMEN seem to believe that Alicent is a “whore” and they are so ignorant to her situation. It disgusts me how they blame this child for what happened, have some goddamn empathy.

#alicent hightower #show alicent #rant #ranting #hotd alicent #house of the dragon #hotd #young alicent #lady alicent #rhaenyra targeryan #viserys targaryen #otto hightower #have some empathy for the 15 year old you weirdos #did they watch the show with their eyes closed or are they truly that stupid? #we’ll never know

[designerdork]

WEIRDOS. After months of the finale I finally finished the last of my Owl House finale series. I’ll just say it was my subconscious in denial that the show is over.

#the owl house #owl house #king clawthorne #eda the owl lady #eda clawthorne #luz noceda #luz the human #thank you owl house #us weirdos have to stick together

[castieldelamancha]

castiel would go to a bar, wanting to surprise dean because they haven't seen each other for a while and sam told him he could find him there and then he would sit down where dean can see him, call a waitress over and say "can you see that man at the bar, over there? I want him to pay for my drinks" and the waitress is looking at him weirdly and that's when castiel realizes that's not how they do it on dean's movies "i mean i want to pay for his drink, sorry, human customs are still so new to me." and you know the waitress would go tell dean all concerned for his safety like "that weirdo over there wanted you to pay for his drink and then he wanted to pay for yours, watch out" and dean is already turning to look at cas and he actually gets a bit mad because that weirdo she is talking shit about is, in fact, his one and only, all time favourite, weirdo

#destiel #but he is still thankful for her worry tho #he is his weirdo lady!!!

[sorryiwasasleep]

Does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes?

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A redraw of this old official art with their Timeskip designs.

#toh #the owl house #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #luz noceda #king the titan #king toh #eda clawthorne #eda the owl lady #edalyn clawthorne #king clawthorne #us weirdos have to stick together #ITS ABOUT THE FOUND FAMILY OKAY #luz noceda fanart #older luz noceda #timeskip luz noceda #king fanart #Timeskip king Clawthorne #Timeskip eda Clawthorne #eda clawthorne fanart #my art #digital art #s.i.w.a art #artists on tumblr

[lilith-clawthorne-appreciation]

Lilith really cares abt Eda she's willing to take her place in an essential suicide mission for her-

See really just wants to help and protect eda and make up for what she's done-

#toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #clouds on the horizon #if a single person tags this as ship I will kill you #they're sisters you fucking weirdos #lilith clawthorne #eda the owl lady #luz noceda #king clawthorne #eda clawthorne #toh #the owl house

[still-thetroubledaddict]

I don’t think people realize that when literally no one was interested in you growing up, just how much that affects your self confidence going into adulthood.

#troubled addict #and this goes for girls and guys #as a society we put so much pressure on guys to have to make the first move #or girls giving subtle (and I mean subtle) hints to signal the guy to approach them #but if nobody was into you growing up so much fear is instilled into you to doing those things #guys: you see a pretty lady you’re interested in but don’t know how to approach her because you don’t want to seem like a creep #(even if you aren’t one) #ladies: you want to get that guys attention but literally don’t know how in a way that is clear enough for him to understand #people will say (for example the setting is in a gym) to make eye contact with that person for like 5+ seconds #but do you realize how long 5 seconds of eye contact is and you’re trying NOT to come off as a weirdo?

[britneyshakespeare]

The actor Junius Brutus Booth in costume as Edmund Mortimer in Shakespeare’s Henry IV, Part 1 (1823), painted by John B. Neagle

#shakespeare #the henriad #art #this was john wilkes booth's father.................. so for that reason i will not be tagging the actor by name lol #idk WHAT kind of weirdos i would invite to my blog by doing that but for historical transparency i did cite the actor #listen. i. he died in 1852 i bet he sucked as a person but he didn't assassinate anybody okay #the portrait is bitchin and i found it while looking up #henry iv part 1 #i henry iv #william shakespeare #edmund mortimer #john b. neagle #i wish there were more resources to learn about the lady mortimer #i also wish she had more actual dialogue in the play i find her so interesting #i wonder what elizabethan performances were like of her!!! bc all of her dialogue is just [speaks in welsh] or [sings in welsh] #it makes it so hard to imagine her as a reader. normally i like the abstract exercise of envisioning plays in my head but #wo her own words it's so much less of an approachable challenge #i don't even speak welsh too #and i wonder what the history of her being represented on stage is like #did they normally have an actual welsh actor/actress play her? i sort of DOUBT it was originally like that in the 1590s #but im sure if it's a high-budget production done today it's only natural to seek out a welsh-speaking actress and have her collaborate #w her own dialogue? right? #it's so surreal too bc shakespeare's works almost never acknowledge differences in language #it rarely has much to do w the plot #the only other passing reference i can think of off the top of my head is 'twas greek to me' and that was offstage someone spoke greek #in julius caesar #idk!!!! man!!!!! i just find it interesting #most of shakespeare's characters wouldn't have even natively spoken english so it's just never mentioned #but in the history plays. well of course they spoke english they were englishmen! except those celtic ppls #who always come up as just. iconic charismatic bastards and rebels. it's a very prejudicial interpretation but i have fun w it