#we're playing dnd basically to save him

[meanbossart]

Massive ask compilation time OH LORD

YES, her journals are a fun read. I somewhat wish there was more to her and The Dark Urge's interactions, too - she's wonderfully evil and clearly very attached to you if you're playing as that character, but I had hoped there was more of a reason for her obsession besides just "you were fun to cut up", haha. I remember reading her journal over a couple of times looking for something I might have missed.

His reaction was pretty in line with the Narrator's cues, just immediate rage over what she had done to him - DU Drow may be a masochist but that's reserved for people he cares about! So, her and her posse met a swift end. Also, despite the fact that the whole tadpole thing turned out being for the best, I think he's easily overtaken by resentment over his lost glory-days whenever faced with it so directly (he misses living in obliviousness) - not to mention his profound fear of vulnerability, and of feeling... Small. The way Kressa spoke to and of him would have absolutely shook him to his core, especially by doing so in front of the others.

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THANK YOU so much for your kind words first of all! As for the question, it depends a bit on the timeline; his dislike of female drow, especially at the start of his tadpole'd journey is pretty irrational and faith status wouldn't be of too much relevance, he just thinks It's in their nature to want to put him down and be conniving, and wants nothing to do with them.

Later, and especially post-game, he might at least give them a chance to prove they aren't "like other drow", though it would take him a lot to ever let his guard down entirely - UNLESS you seem like a complete fool LOL he's actually easy to trick into dismissing you as long as you don't mind playing the role of a dumb idiot.

But if not, he'd have an extremely short patience for any attempts to exert authority over him or his actions - or jokes at his expense, or any level of smugness or secrecy. Nymea would definitely feel kept at arms length because of the gender+race combo alone and have to put up with a lot of snideness. Basically, she'd have to treat this 6'4" feet tall freak with kids gloves to ever develop a rapport LOL

But also... The vampirism may "help"? He'd consider her a "lesser drow" for it. In that regard her attitudes toward Astarion would probably come to be relevant. I'm not sure about that aspect of it to be honest!

First of all, this is a hysterical scenario because he Would just fucking put the ring on without thinking about it LOL so thank you for the laugh that mental image just provided me with.

Oh he wouldn't care though. I mean, he dislikes drow in general, but he is a drow (up for debate, but you know, generally speaking) and he thinks he's pretty great. As long as he's still huge and strong he could wake up a woman tomorrow and not give a damn. And, frankly, his dick could turn into a pussy at any point in time and it wouldn't change anything about his character save for having to add a recurring UTI problem to his character sheet - he'd probably have fun with it.

TOTALLY FAIR, I'm very sorry it went past the point of enjoyment for you, but I'm glad you knew when to put it down!!! We're in our hand-holding and elf-smooching era now with the occasional visceral description of violence LOL SO YOU'RE WELCOME IN IF YOU'D LIKE. Thank you for dropping by!

Just putting this here because - I actually haven't decided yet, so that's pretty funny you asked LOL I'm leaning eyes closed though, nothing like a smooch to calm the big weirdo down.

HAHAHAH WELCOME BACK, I've been around this whole time! But I was hanging out on twitter for the most part. HOPE YOU'RE INTO THE DND STUFF LOL

DROW DURGES RISE UP I'll be honest with you friend, DU drow's lore has been as accidental as something like that can be, so much of it has felt completely organic in the way it came up - I guess that's what good RPG does to your brain. The rest of it has just been a wonderful opportunity to develop my writing that I decided to take full advantage of this year. Thank you so much for the lovely message!

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Aaaaand I can barely muster something to say that feels like an appropriate response, but again I wanted to acknowledge all the sweet compliments people take the time to leave in my inbox. Some of you guys' comments about the things I create blow me away, I think I'm pretty confident in my art but... Damn, makes me so happy to know the stuff I create can hold a little special place to some folks. Thank you all so, so much for taking time out of your day to spread a little kindness around, and make mine a little better.

Again, thank you all for humoring me, have a lovely day folks!

#ask #DU drow

[goggles-mcgee]

Another Steddie idea brought to you by my 2 am goblin brain because it won't let me sleep.

Basically Eddie and Steve make a stupid bet, I imagine it's something dumb like who knows Dustin better and Steve gets all huffy because obviously he knows his kid better and he makes the mistake of saying "Wanna bet?"

Eddie is all for it. He is ecstatic in fact. They legit bet over what the first thing Dustin will say when he walks through the door of Steve's house since the Party is all meeting up there for a party. Steve thinks he has it in the bag. So he tells Eddie that if he loses he'll do whatever Eddie wants.

And OH.

Eddie is all for it. Eddie will fight dirty if he has to and will bribe whoever he has to to win this bet. Because what Eddie wants is for Steve to sit in for a one-shot DnD campaign. At first Steve is confused but agrees but Eddie is smirking and is just like, "Oh not just sit in Sweetheart~, You will play the roll of an NPC for me. I will have lines for you to read when I say - BUT - you don't know the character until you get there Big Boy."

And look. Steve is confident. Steve also doesn't really see how that could be THAT bad, at least he's not being made to actually play. Steve agrees on the condition that if he wins Eddie has to be the little nuggets chauffeur for a month no arguments, no haggling, no bribing them away or trying to make them ask Steve.

Steve loses.

The campaign is written and finally going to start and Steve is hosting it at his house and Eddie arrives early to set up and get Steve ready and Steve is a confusion because, "Get ready? I thought I just had to read."

"Oh no Pretty Boy~! You said whatever I want, so we're going all out. You get to play dress-up Princess."

And dammit that last pet name was not just a pet name. Eddie wrote Steve to be an NPC Princess character that the Players have to save in the one-shot. Eddie also brought Steve a freaking dress and crown to wear for the part.

It's with much bickering and pleading that Steve just accepts his fate and well, he's a man of his word and fuck this he can rock a dress fuck you Eddie.

Eddie thought it would be funny but he's screwed because Steve really can rock the dress and he looks fucking attractive and it's not fair but he can focus on that later. The players are arriving and Steve still has to find his seat.

Eddie makes him sit on his lap for the whole campaign. The players laugh at Steve's predicament and he acts all huffy but inside he is dying because he did not expect to enjoy sitting on Eddie's lap this much. Or the feel of Eddie's hand on the small of his back that would move to his waist and give a small squeeze when he had to read his stupid lines. Or the voice Eddie put on as Dungeon Master. And it's taking all his self control not to do something stupid.

Eddie is also having a hard time because he already had a big ass crush on Steve and apparently he likes making himself suffer because having Steve sit on his lap in that dress was doing things to him. And the way Steve would listen to him when to told him to say his line or move in a certain way when he said? KILLING HIM.

#they're idiots your honor #idiots in love #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #eddie took a calculated risk but man is he bad at math that is not related to DnD #steve is living his babygirl life he just doesnt know it yet

[midnightechoes]

In volume 9, team RWBY will face revelations about their identities. This volume is the one where all of team RJWBY crack their eggs

Haha, that would be something. I can imagine Jaune calling her mother when she gets back like "guess what mom, turns out you have an 8th daughter."

I am really curious how they're going to be exploring the team's identifies this volume. The theme of "identity" was heavily featured in the synopsis, teaser, and clip, so I assume it'll be a major part of the volume. We know, or we're all pretty confident in the idea that the Ever After is basically going to be Therapy Island where a lot of the characters try to process a lot of their issues and traumas, it'll be interesting to see how their sense of identity is developed as they work through all their stuff.

My friend @shera-dnd pondered if maybe Ruby might come out as nonbinary in this volume, which, while not actually likely, would be really cool. And it does make some bit of sense. Ruby's already being voiced by a nonbinary voice actor, so it'd fit that way. Plus, in past volumes Ruby has repeatedly shown discomfort with overly feminine things, maybe Ruby will explore exactly where on the gender spectrum they do feel comfortable. On top of the mountain of repressed trauma and grief that Ruby has been bottling up forever.

Weiss' issues with identity could be tied to her family. She wasn't the kind Schnee her father was, and in volumes 7 & 8 she learned that she's not the kind of Schnee her sister is either.

I'll be honest I'm not totally sure what Blake's going to face in the Ever After. The show's actually done a good job of having Blake work through a lot of her issues during volumes 1-6. But those could always come roaring back up, especially since she wasn't able to save Yang at the end. Even though Yang's not actually dead, I could see Blake feeling a tremendous amount of guilt over it. I have no idea how her identity might be explored, though, except maybe what it means to be a Faunus in a world that still discriminates against Faunus.

Yang. Oof I could probably write a WHOLE LOT about Yang (she's one of my favorite characters). In terms of identity, I think there's a good chance that'll be related to her sexuality. Besides one throwaway line in the second episode of volume 1, Yang hasn't shown any interest in men. Meanwhile, she's shown an obvious desire for Blake, and has been dressing in butchier and butchier outfits since Beacon. Maybe she's not lesbian (even though I'm personally rooting for her to be one), but she's definitely not straight. But what even is sexual attraction when you spend most of your time suppressing and pushing down your own wants and desires because you think the only value you have is your ability to be of use to the people you care about, especially Ruby and Blake.

The obvious thing for Jaune will be him dealing with his participation in Penny's death. Will he think of himself as a monster? A murderer? A failure as a Huntsman and leader? Poor Jauney-boy's going to be a mess this volume.

I'm also really interested in Neopolitan in volume 9 (she's also one of my favorite characters). Neo's rejected her existence for just about her entire life, eventually even abandoning her name in order to live out a fantasy of playing cops and robbers with Roman. Her life was carefree and driven by an almost child-like hedonism until she lost Roman. Since then the only thing driving her has been a misguided quest to avenge his death. But without that, who is Neopolitan? At this point, I'm not sure she knows the answer to that.

Goodness volume 9 is going to be SO MUCH FUN. And by fun I mean we're going to be witnessing our gang go through just the most trauma, and I can't wait.

#rwby #rwby volume 9 #rwby 9 #rwby volume 9 theory #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #neopolitan #trivia vanille #bumbleby #nonbinary #lgbtq #lesbian #rwby volume 8 spoilers

[lotsadeer]

🖊️ !

Time to tell you about Bleebo Blorbus from my Brain!

rifles through the files in my head lets see lets see....

ooh let me tell you about Witchlight Stag!

So @redtailedhawk90 is the DM for the only DnD game I'm in, where we're playing the Witchlight module. It's where you go to the Witchlight circus and stuff happens and you end up in the Feywild, its fine. My character is an au version of Stag!

[ID: A drawing of a brass coloured robot with a deer head and ears. His eyes are closed and he's looking down and to the side with a little speech bubble with the "nun" face in it. The robot has swirling green filigree over his metal plating. He has on a pink flower crown and blue butterfly wings, as well as a brown leather strap across his chest. A quarterstaff is strapped to his back. . There are sparkles and flower petals around him.]

Witchlight Stag happened because my friends let me insert my own characters into the things they do. In this case, in the podcast The Room Where It Happened's season Luume, there's a robot NPC who gets saved by the PCs and one of them basically just adopts the robot as his "robot son". And I looked at the robot son and said "that's Stag now"

The rest is gonna be under a cut! Warning for Luume spoilers!

Stag gets adopted by Tseer, Wyatt, and River and is their robot son. He's been through a lot of trauma, Wyatt's old mentor kept magically taking him apart and putting him back together while he was conscious. It was a bad time. Now he's learning magic and fighting and wants to go see more of the world now that it's no longer in danger of being EATEN by a unknowable entity from beyond the veil. He gets his chance when his aunt, Zero, hires people to help find out what's happened to her Archfey patron. She's not doing good. It's bad.

Now Stag is in the Feywild and Things Are Happening to him. He's becoming more ALIVE thanks to the fey magic that helped create him. He's having a Bad Time.

This version of Stag is way more naive than original Stag, and is basically like, a teenager.

#rack of ocs #witchlight stag

[deathbyworm]

HAD A REAL ROUGH TIME IN DND TODAY

I'm playing a Triton warlock who's currently level 3 (and has her familiar, Schnookums, who's usually a quasit) and we're quite literally in hell, fighting our way up a series of connected towers and through a series of hard hitting demons. No, we very much were Not supposed to be here at level 3 BUT OUR TORTLE BARBARIAN DECIDED ITD BE FUNNY TO USE HIS BLOOD IN A RITUAL TO OPEN THE PORTAL-

I've been surviving pretty well up to this point, hex + poison spray-ing the big boss while the rogue and that lot take out the minions. Miraculously none of us have died, though the Tabaxi seems to be trying his best. Okay that's all the context needed rn

SO WE ENTER THIS DOOR into a?? demon citadel thing basically??? and we're now fighting a big boss demon, a giant gargoyle, and 5 other demons spread across the room. I (THANK FUCK) used fiendish vigor before entering the room, and armour of agathys once combat started so I'm sitting pretty on +10 temp hit points and 5 frost damage to anyone that attacks me.

Me and Schnookums are taking down the big boss (paladin and barbarian assisting when not frightened) and we're holding our ground fairly well, I'm sitting at 13 hp but I've been set on fire and am hoping it gets put out before my turn, when the big boss demon lands a nat 20 to hit. (he could have hit with a much lower roll, and had, but the nat 20 was just extra salt in the wound for what was to follow)

He deals 33 damage. I am at NEGATIVE TWENTY HIT POINTS

my max is 30 so I'm not insta dead, but if I don't get myself extinguished now then that's a automatical point towards death when my turn comes around. Luckily Schnookums, in his bat form, rolls a 17 and extinguishes my flames (after a whole debate on whether or not he'd be able to) so I'm feeling SLIGHTLY better about this, though still bleeding out.

My turns comes around. I roll my first saving throw.

Natural 1

IF SCHNOOKUMS HAD FAILED. IF I HAD BEEN EVEN SLIGHTLY WORSE AT DEFENDING HIS FIRE EXTINGUISHING ABILITIES. I WOULD BE DEAD THEN AND THERE. I AM THANKING GODS I DONT BELIEVE IN AT THIS POINT, BECAUSE I AM SO VERY IN LOVE WITH THIS CHARACTER

I'm at the end of initiative, so it returns to top of the round. Our druid tries to stabilise me. she fails. I remind my party members that the rogue and fighter both know I have a healing potion in my bag, of which the fighter quickly informs the rest of the group. The wizard, PLAYED BY MY REAL LIFE FATHER, comes over and takes the healing potion out of my bag-

and uses it on the paladin. who has rolled NOT A SINGLE FAILED DEATH SAVING THROW

anyway, it is enough that on his turn he manages to gain consciousness.

good for him.

finally the fighter makes her way over and stabilises me. Yay to no more bleeding out!!

However, the battle is still going on around me and if I get attacked again (for example, the minion from earlier blasts fire at me. AGAIN) I'm back to saving throws AND I'm still on -20 so I'm a while away from being conscious. Schnookums, unable to help me directly, starts biting and clawing at the demons closest to me. He is kicking ass. I am not

THE PALADIN, NEWLY REVIVED, HEALS ME FOR... 15... points...

that's the highest he can heal rn and I'm STILL unconscious

STILL surrounded by demons

STILL having a VERY BAD, NOT FUN TIME

I have never once had my character die in DND. This warlock is my favourite character I've played, I do NOT want her to be the first oh my GOD

and the session ended there. MID BATTLE because we ran out of time. So now I've got TWO WEEKS of anticipation, praying to nonexistent gods that I will survive.

Fun :')

#play dnd they said. it'll be fun they said #tbh me not dying before ever is pure luck and its a shock it's lasted this long BUT STILL #i adore this character so so much she is SO fun to play #dnd will get you to cry over fictional characters in a whole new way :') #also yes both my parents are playing in the campaign with me #theyre the ones that introduced me to dnd as a kid. and it means free ride to the place 😎 #but yeah my mums the tabaxi fighter. her original character died and her current character #whos the OGs brother lmao #has been on death's doorstep like. 4 or 5 times by now?? #he has a punctured lung and only one eye. he also pissed himself the session before this to my mothers dismay #she plays reckless

[amoebab22]

I may or may not be drawing my DnD Bard/rogue, Gil, in the "art thou nasty?" hot pants.

We're playing Curse of Strahd and Gil is determined to slide into some vampire DMs.

However he's also a hardcore murder machine as my party members found out when he did more damage than our fighter looool

Me: Yeah I run and cast thunderwave on those werewolves."

*DM and I roll*

DM: it hits two and one saves

Me: on save it still does half damage. And on hit they're pushed back 9m. *Rolls* 14 damage to the his, 7 to the save

DM: Jesus God, okay.

Me: will I provoke opportunity if I run away?

DM: no, you yeeted the ones near you.

Me: cool I run behind the fighter and use basic inspiration on him. I can pick a song if you want. We can play some nine inch nails.

Anyway that continued most of the fight. I also convinced a recently turned werewolf to fight with us to redeem himself. I am the reason we won the fight lol.

#art wip #sketchbook pro #art #tiefling #nonbinary #dnd art #dnd character

[lakecountylibrary]

Reading and Rolling

Do you consider yourself a nerd? Are you a Dungeons & Dragons player or dungeon master? Or are you perhaps a fan of the lore or fantasy stories? Maybe you're just a fan of Stranger Things and you're generally curious about the game.

Well, if you've answered 'Yes' to any of those, then this selection of books just might catch your fancy.

Some you might be familiar with; others might be something completely unexpected. Read them to inspire your DnD campaign, or maybe just entertain yourself!

Not sure what to pick? Well, why not decide with the roll of an 8-sided die? Happy reading!

(All of these are of course available at your library, assuming your library is LCPL. Yes, even the official manuals!)

1. Endless Quest: Into the Jungle by @mattforbeck

Get ready! As a Dwarf-cleric, you've been given a task to rescue an adventurer who holds a very important artifact. Can you survive the jungles of Chult? Trust me: in this land, everything's a danger to you, and even victory might not feel so sweet, either. I love choosing my path in these stories, but these ones feel heavy. Good luck! *Only available in audiobook format.

2. ORCS! (Vol. 1) by Christine Larsen

A fun, somewhat juvenile, little trade paperback (without the paper if you get the Hoopla version) featuring a family of orcs banished because of a squirrel-related incident following a frustrating adventure. They'll cross paths with monsters and humanoid races common in fantasy adventures, while winding up on new adventure tying in with another ongoing story.

3. Goblin Quest by @jimhines

Now this is a fun alternative to the classic D&D-esque tropes we're all familiar with. Here we've got a klutzy, near-sighted goblin named Jig who's essentially the runt of his community... a community of cannon-fodder for adventurers! Naturally, you'd think he'd be dead when living with these bullies (especially after crossing paths with a team of adventurers). Instead, he's now their “guide” on a mission that's all too likely to get him killed.

4. The Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins by Clint McElroy & @careydraws

If you want some laughs, good art, a surprisingly well-thought-out story, and a even a little bit of seriousness, this might be the book for you. You've got a human warrior, a dwarf cleric, and an elf wizard being guided by the dungeon master on an adventure based on a particularly popular podcast. Too bad this trio is so incompetent! Think they can manage some basic “gerblins” before things get really challenging? See for yourself.

(Editor's note: More titles under the cut to save your dash, you're welcome)

5. Volo's Guide To Monsters

Want to learn about monster lore in the latest edition of D&D? Maybe create a community or dungeon? Perhaps you want to play as a monster? That's right! You can! This book is the perfect supplement for players and dungeon masters or a fun read fans of the fantasy genre.

6. The Monsters Know What They're Doing by Keith Ammann

Are you a new dungeon master setting up your first campaign or maybe a veteran DM looking for ideas to spice up your latest campaign? Do you want to make your enemy encounters more than just a hack 'n slash? Then this book just might be for you. You don't have to figure out how to get inside the monsters' heads; Keith Ammann does it for you!

7. Rick and Morty vs. Dungeons & Dragons by Patrick Rothfuss

Were you expecting this? I know I wasn't! You're gonna get a lot of laughs and maybe learn a bit about the history of D&D and its past versions in this graphic novel. It might even give you some campaign ideas, or perhaps just an appreciation for how different players play the game.

8. Tasha's Cauldron of Everything

Do you have a character that doesn't quite fit standard D&D mechanics? Are you player or dungeon master who perhaps favors more homebrew-styles in your campaigns? Then this might be for you. It's a more recent entry in the franchise that offers optional, reasonable variations of rules for playing, including stat bonuses, class features, and a campaign.

See more of Garrick's recs

#the adventure zone #clint mcelroy #carey pietsch #patrick rothfuss #tasha's cauldron of everything #wizards of the coast #garrickrecs #LCPL recs #dnd #dungeons and dragons #volo's guide to monsters #mike mearls #goblin quest #jim c hines #here there be gerblins #the monsters know what they're doing #keith ammann #rick and morty vs. dungeons and dragons #endless quest: into the jungle #matt forbeck #orcs! #christine larsen #book list #recommended reading #fantasy

[the8thsphynx]

burdened by Knowledge in light of the lostbelts' premise of a multiverse and the solomon movie being released (and invading my thoughts Consequently) that things would have gone SO much better in the timeless temple if we had had river instead of gudao. like can you IMAGINE?? and if your herc was there too?? like 🪦. straight up just 💀. F in the CHAT there is no GOD the best timeline got steamrolled by a 2ft tall shrimp with better pr 🔥😭🔥

asjfkhKAJHKJDHFKHJ I'm so flattered????

I haven't seen the movie for GToT (the fact that the abbreviation for the movie looks like someone crying and shaking their fist is all the summary you need for that chapter) as it hasn't been released here in the US nor subtitled yet, but I remember it fully when I played the chapter in-game in 2019!

IT'S FUNNY YOU SAY THAT because I always theorized in my head if River was the protagonist Master for FGO and if I conducted things within my parameters for that, instead of how I wrote River's story for post-Part-1 for my Roleplay circles!

Heracles/Alcides is pretty versatile regardless of where I put her since she's a Heroic Spirit.

Disclaimer: I fucking love Grand Temple of Time. It is my favorite chapter and I love everything about how it is written and the characterization we get for Solomon/Romani, Goetia, Mash, and Ritsuka. This is just me playing around with how that story would go differently if my OCs were in place of Ritsuka.

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So... without giving too much away!!! Uh, if River had been with Team Chaldea since the beginning, Goetia would have been incomplete and probably would have used Lev/Flauros or attempted every avenue throughout the Singularities to convince River to give up saving humanity. Also from the moment they met River would have had a weird attachment to Romani beyond just 'oh you're my acting director now through all this but we're also friends since we like the same stuff hahaha'.

....It's....! A sad but also interesting thing....!

...Also River's Berserk Button would get pressed with Mash's sacrifice because he would have basically adopted her as a little sister by this point. Even moreso when Romani sacrifices himself. So you have a master pyromancer recklessly throwing all hands with a mass of ancient demons. HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Also having Heracles/Alcides (in-story everyone refers to her as Red Archer/Oeta until she reveals her identity in Babylonia) in the final fight in Solomon's Temple would have had to included intervention from one of the Argonauts or from Artemis (only Greek god available at that time) to kickstart her Spirit Origin and return her to Grand Berserker status, in which case oh man she would have wiped the DECK with Goetia.

For the DnD homebrew campaign I did on this last year, the last time she went Grand Berserker was to fight Actual Hera who had absorbed the whole Greek pantheon and then took over the FUCKING Mooncell. Alcides didn't have an immediate win then only because (and this was in roleplay verse) she contracted Goetia to herself and was passing a good portion of her mana through him to keep him existing and fighting at the same time (he didn't have the Incineration Ritual nor the Ars Paulina to give him energy).

Alcides could hold her own against Goetia, not to mention the narrative I've given there is that over time as a hero she lost her empathy to humanity and at the end of her life was a nihilistic and destructive demigod tyrant, so Alcides would be able to understand and potentially get through to Goetia.

Now I think it's a stretch to say Alcides could have defeated Goetia (esp with Ars Paulina and the Incineration Ritual), but she could have held him/most of his aspects back for a GOOD amount of time without the other Heroic Spirits having to go as hard as they initially did, at least enough to spare Mash or clear the way for Romani sooner.

EXCEPT THAT'S A LIE! I LIED! ALCIDES HAS REINCARNATION PANDORA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

#Ask of the Sphynx #fgo #fate grand order #solomon spoilers #my ocs #heracles alcides alt #master oc river olivarez #ngl i laughed to myself like an anime villain at the end there #full bo burnham wlecome to the internet laugh

[stardew-atlantis]

The Stardew Bachelors and why I didn't pick them - Atlantis Edition

Damn I can't believe this became a meme, I've had this written for MONTHS and saved it in my drafts.

This includes why I didn't pick them but it's also whether or not I would pick them if Harvey wasn't an option. Includes heart event spoilers.

Regular text = Stuff I wrote months ago

Blue text = Stuff I added for posting this.

Sebastian:

- This would be the closest thing I could think of to a "platonic marriage" we would be best friends who live together. Plus I could join his DnD group. - He is basically me (nerd programmer who stays inside and wears a lot of black) - I don't feel guilty about leaving him alone all day while I go get stuff done for the town, we're both introverts - I don't want kids either, yes we can raise more slimes and frogs

Overall: Sure!

- Honestly I only married him in my first save because I was 17 and didn't like any of the others. He wanted to get out of his basement so I let him come live on the farm. Harvey: - He's cute and you can't convince me otherwise - Nerd with anxiety, very relatable - Only man with a stable job, plus he's a doctor so he's smart - He builds model planes, I 3D print random objects, we'd have a lot of fun building things together. - I feel like he would respect the fact that I'm ace, I could even see him being ace as well

Overall: Yes and he is my final choice.

- I wrote this post before I started my fic, and yes I made both him and my farmer ace in the story. Did not expect to fall in love with the shy doctor man but here we are. Elliott: - I like him but we have the same hair and I'm just not attracted to people who look like me. - We're both writers, we could proof-read each others stuff and help each other come up with ideas for stories - Another friend marriage, I would support his writing career so he can go on tour with his book. - His room is a library and I want that in my house

Overall: Maybe? Maybe not.

- I honestly do like him as a character, but not to marry him, which is why I made a farmer OC for him (Zephyr) Sam: - He's sweet and plays electric guitar. - I'm really into music and could go to all his concerts - I feel bad he sort of gave up on his rocker dream to write children's songs so I don't want to be taking him away from his life to live on the farm. He wants to be in a rock band then he should get to do that.

Overall: Probably not

Shane: - Look I love a good redemption arc but I wouldn't marry this guy - I always befriend him so he can get better (and I get blue chickens) but this is just "we're better as friends" - I hate his room in the farmhouse. I'm not the most organized but yikes - Still higher than Alex because he's easy to romance

Overall: No Alex: - Very hard to romance, his liked items are so hard to get - Kinda misogynistic when you first meet him so not someone I want to talk to in the first place - I just give him eggs - Kinda forget he exists sometimes

Overall: Absolutely not

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My opinions for the last three haven't changed lol

#sdv bachelors #sdv #stardew writing #sdv memes