#we're giving it a try ok?

[raspberryconverse]

Scrolling through dating apps with the spouse is kinda fun.

"I want the food, not the guy."

"Look, he makes tiramisu." "You should swipe on him so you can bring me home tiramisu."

"His dog is cute." "You're going to be seduced by someone's dog, aren't you?"

#enm #we're giving it a try ok? #i've only been on the app for 6 hours #and i already have 84 likes #whoops 85 #guess i'm hotter than i thought #dating apps #feeld #is this what marriage is?

[royalarchivist]

[A sad violin song plays over an image of a sad hamster]

Pac: This doesn't have anything to do with me – I wear a blue sweatshirt, you're crazy, this mouse doesn't even have a sweatshirt, this hamster! [Reading chat] Am I a depressed hamster?

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]*

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Pac: Actually– that's fine! I embrace that idea – of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy? [He hits his desk, then starts counting off people on his fingers] Fit is gone, Richarlyson is gone, Ramon is gone, Bagi and Empanada who were always there when we were there are also gone, I haven't seen them! It's just me and Tubbo, and sometimes Philza shows up.

Pac: I lost Chume Labs, I lost the Favela, I lost Murder Mystery, I lost Ilha Chume Labs, it's crazy! Look at how much I've lost, and I've gained nothing! Of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy?! How am I supposed to be happy?!

Pac: [Reading chat] "You have us Pac," that's true, thank you. No, that's true, sorry.

* NOTE: Please note that this is an incomplete transcript, as I was primarily relying on Aypierre's translation mod at the time and if I am not confident of the translation, I do not include it. As always, please feel free to add on translations or message me corrections.

#Pactw #QSMP #Pac #March 18 2024 #As much as I love keeping people updated about Pac / the other Portuguese-speaking creators #I think I might not make as many transcribed posts for their clips anymore #I just don't think I'm qualified enough to be transcribing things for a language I don't know #like yeah we have the Qlobal Translator and Aypierre's translators to rely on #And I'm always upfront when I'm not 100% sure about a translation #but I've been thinking about it a lot and it kinda makes me feel a bit icky. Idk. #I might be overthinking this but I just I don't want to spread around translations I'm not super confident about #esp. since I know a lot of people cite my clips in analysis posts or link them to other people as resources #and 90% of the time I'm like ''Hell yeah I love seeing people getting a lot of use out of the archive'' #but sometimes I get a bit anxious like ''Did I do a good enough job translating this'' #''Am I ruining someone's entire perception of a conversation or character because I left one word out or mistranslated something?'' #And like I said that's normally not a HUGE concern since if I'm not certain about a translation I just won't post a clip. but you know #idk it might just be the anxiety talking but I really really don't want to spread bad info #Happy to hear other folks' perspective #I'm really grateful for people like Bell and Pix and others who translate clips and I always try to reblog those #but we don't have a ton of people posting clips & translating things on Tumblr since we're so English-centric #which is part of the reason WHY I like sharing clips of the non-English-speaking CCs #but at the same time I want to do an accurate job representing what they're saying #Maybe I'll just start posting things and give a TLDR context of what they're talking about but not a transcript #that way native-speakers can hop in and add translations if that's something they're comfortable doing #and if not then well. at least I'm not sharing something that isn't super accurate #idk I'm just thinking out loud a bit in the tags #But I'm open to hearing other people's thoughts on the matter #Anyways giant rant aside. q!Pac is NOT doing ok rn

[corallapis]

We're opening up a rift in the Braccatolian space. Won't see us coming. Kind of scary. Then stop. Once the Empire is established, and there's a new Gallifrey in the heavens, maybe then it stops... the drumming, the never ending drumbeat. Ever since I was a child, I looked into the Vortex — that's when it chose me. The drumming, the call to war. Can't you hear it?

#tenth doctor #simm!master #doctor x master #dwedit #dw #* #i was gonna strategically crop lil guy out of that 3rd gif but you know what? i'm not a coward. #woe lil guy and his tiny custom-made pinstripe suit be upon ye #ANYWAY. why did the master say ''good'' here. hello. i'm rattling the bars of my fuckign cage why did he say that #is he glad the doctor is spared from it?????? #also the doctor like. not listening. at all. not even trying to listen apparently #since all it took was one lil forced contact in eot #still giving him an absolute for an answer. ''it's only you.'' #all the shit ten says throughout this oh we're the only ones left it's the two of us blah blah blah. but where it counts? IT'S ONLY YOU. #see obv i'm master biased but all this shit makes me crazy abt the stuff 12 said to missy. ''you never learned to hear the music'' #bro you NEVER LISTENED to him. you're still not listening to her!!!!! #araghghagh. ok.

[fluffyhare]

If you're sad right now, this is for you, too. 💙

🔞 No minor interaction, please. 🔞

#avery and I both love you #if he could he'd give you the biggest fluffiest hug #things will get better okay? #just hang in there a bit longer #i'll keep making tickles and try to help you feel better #even if it's just for 30 seconds #we're here together ok? #tickling art #tickle art #ticklish #tickling #tickling gif #tickling animation #tword content #avery nimbus #feather tickling #lee!avery

[py6oto]

once again i offer you a mix of hlvrai and a game i like. this time it's sky!!

i originally wanted to draw the whole science team, but i forgot and by the time i noticed it was too late for me to dare trying.

i have the entire thing (mostly) planned, but i dont wanna post it yet. id like to post it with a drawing of everyone.

2023.11.18

#hlvrai #sky #sky cotl #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai tommy #sky children of the light #sorry about the bland looking clouds by the way. i tried to do this without a reference and its very obvious i did. #look at them. they're entering the daylight prairie. they're so unaware. explosion #i DID make an effort to give them canon (?) cosmetics.... but it's too hard. i either cant decide or cant find anything at all. #so i decided to just do what i want #anyways this is ur sign to play sky pls its such a beautiful game !!! #especially the current season we're in as i post this (revival) #ok i need to stop or else im going to reveal all the lore #hlvrai x sky au #im gonna try to actually name this one. how about #sky children of the light but the ai is self aware #No. too long #sky but the children are self aware #that one's just really funny. The Children Maria They're Self Aware #or like half life vr children of th #i dont know. this is harder than it looks

[bumblingbabooshka]

Live Fast & Prosper

#VERY funny that the imposter Janeway is sort of doing her accent - did Neelix mention that to her too~?? #'Also she talks like a thespian?? Which I guess is how everyone talks in Indiana.' #She also pulled the whole 'we're a workplace but I like to think of us...as a family :)' so you know she's not to be trusted #Also I fuckinglove how into it the guy playing fake Tuvok is...he's like INTO the role. Yet another criminal man obsessed with you #commander...what's your DEAL <3 #I'm such a soft touch dude I felt so bad for the aliens being tricked heheheh #SNRKEHAHAHA ok...Tom & Neelix being pals is actually so funny. They're like 'how could this have happened...we're the toughest most street #smart guys in the book' OK. SURE. HEHEHEH #WHEN DID Y'ALL HAVE EDGE~?? /ESPECIALLY/ YOU TOM #Neelix was doing some shady shit (even though we all know he's a sofite) what'd you do besides get thrown in the clink Tom? #People who say there's no like...uhh character-only moments on Voyager just havent watched the show straight up #Neelix & Tom trying to swindle the EMH with a cup game <3 yeah...that's what this is all about #Janeway: (doing a great job being intimidating) / Tuvok: v_v mhm. / Janeway: Tell her all about it Tuvok. #Tuvok: O_O.....um......it's uh...whew it's bad over there.... #Janeway: What about the prisons? / Tuvok: Oh yes the-the prisons....they don't give you lotion. You'll be deficient in at least THREE #vitamins before you're even brought to trial / Janeway: That's Enough of...that. <- trying not to laugh #Tuvok: (is an undercover agent) also Tuvok: I'm not good at small talk or improvisation. #Neelix how much did you talk about Tuvok bc this guy's really into it #Neelix: balablabla tuvok blablabla tuvok tuvok bla bla / Dala: ....(god this bitch is gay...good for me good for him)

[chronicallyadhdexmo]

people support autistic people until we have blunt mean autism instead of quiet awkward autism

#im not making excuses or saying its ok to hurt peopl #everyone has ways to improve themselves and we should all be trying to do that #but autistics like me thag come off blunt and abrasive arent trying to be mean #we're trying give us time to figure it out bwfore you decide where bad people please #autism #actually autistic

[snug-as-bugalugs-in-rugalugs]

Hey fellow Murdochians, I need something new to obsess over :) So if you have the inclination, please reblog this post and put in the tags (or just normal reblogs) a piece of symbolism or parallel or some other kind of connection you noticed in the show that, even if the creators may not have intended it, makes you go a little insane :)

#murdoch mysteries #cbc murdoch #rb game #ok ill go first #ummm im sure this has been said before but other characters giving watts pretzels always seems to symbolize acceptance in one way or other #like when jackson said he 'wasn't interested in anything unusual' and seemed rather disturbed by watts' pretzel #in s10e12 #which is a bit. yk. considering watts is rather 'unusual' himself so to speak #but then in s10e15 when watts is rejected by the only family he has left #and feeling so alone and abandoned #jackson buys an 'unusual' little pretzel anyway for him basically saying like. you may be a weirdo #but we're friends now and i'm here for you #and i think a bit of unusuality might be ok #(tragic that he died before watts ever convinced him to try a pretzel himself hhfdkhfk) #also the inspector giving watts his pretzel back after beating up that guy who was hatecriming him in s15 #obviously symbolizes acceptance of him being gay #and then the most recent one with george at the end of s16 #was right after the 'despite who i am?' 'because of who you are' scene #so i think that's pretty self explanatory lol #there might be other instances but i don't remember #in retrospect the writers may have actually intended this one #its pretty straightforward. but i think its neat

[manofthepipis]

OKAYOKAY, question because a lot of people have different answers in the Deltarune community and I wanna hear your take on it!

How long do you think the Ads have been around? Time clearly moves differently from the light world versus the dark world, with Jevil being in jail "for an odd hundred years" and the darkners having full backstories supposedly on a portal that seems open yesterday. (Personally, I like to think they always existed and the dark world only made them personally accessible to the lightners [double-sided since they interact daily] within that day. Especially since the "Spamton is 45, May 3rd 1978." headcannon is near and dear to my heart. I love middle-aged men with trauma. I also REALLY like the idea that Spam was in his early twenties when he was at the peak of his fame, (if they have adolecent years of any kind) and then completely fell off before he reached his thirties. Especially since a lot of people consider that to be the prime of their lives.

On that topic, how long do you think the Adds were friends before Spamton went MIA? Do you think they had some type of childhood years? Is there a significant age gap between any of them? How many years did they have a relationship to where his absence significantly impacted their lives like that? I'd love to hear it <3

thanks for asking!! i'm actually rlly intrigued at this topic :D

I don't think the addisons have such a thing as a 'childhood' or 'adolescent years' actually haha like i imagine them as quite literal programs, who once developed by lightners, just kinda spawn into their cyber world, already familiar with how to operate. The concept of age is irrelevant, but is replaced with 'order of appearance'. Honestly i've always headcanoned spamton as the first addison on the scene, with the next following later. (Online advertisements rlly got hot in the early 90's, so there's a definite gap between him and the rest of the ads).

spamton's just always had that middle-aged shady car salesman vibe to him ever since moment one to me.

i'd feel they were around spamton for quite some time before he got his special call, say a couple years or even close to a decade. enough time to have been a witness of the extent of his desperation, while also getting to know the good side of him to max out their regret by the time we meet them in the trash zone.

but like in the concept of time it's so weird from light world to dark world. Like jevil's been locked away for ~100 years but the extra classroom hasn't been unused for that long presumably? That and spamton's whole deal and timeline. Truly, I've pondered that time also gets a metaphoric transition into the dark world, and becomes weird. Kind of like how the light world characters have a set time compared to us, the players, who are waiting 2+ years for their 'tomorrow'. It's kind of like that but for the dark worlds. I'm clinging to time being sort of ambiguous until it's explained in further chapters :D

i do share the headcanon where the fountain being opened let the dark world be accessible, as we get spade king's whole deal of their world being abandoned=the extra classroom closed and then him like hating lightners.

even if i'm completely wrong lol i will die holding the "spamton is a middle-aged guy with trauma" headcanon so close to my heart and everybody else can try to pry it from my cold dead hands :)

#ok for personal add headcanons- #if we're being rlly accurate banner ads appeared in 1994 #but i've already built up banner being the eldest among the other ads beside spamton and it's too late to go back lmao #click on ads also appeared in 1994 #so if anything the ads just appeared in the same year or roughly a year from eachother #sponsored online ads are the more recent of the bunch #but ya i try to keep these guys as far away from being human as possible while also giving them some human traits #as they're just computer programs #aaaaa all this talk of time it's wrapping my head around something insane #asks #rlly interesting question i love talking about time #we see spamton as 45 but he'd be like '[fourtee]-FIVE [[Golden Years]]???? YOU'VE GOTTA BE [yanking my chain]!!' #'ARE YOU CALLING ME A [[Older television model in stock]]?!?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A [Timeless] [[Big Shot]]!!!'

[thedreadvampy]

another day another 2 hour despair sesh on the phone with my mum about Palestine

#red said #apparently the British Society of Friends won't allow an epistle that mentions 'the war in Gaza' in case it upsets 'the Jewish community' #literally MENTIONING THAT THERE IS A WAR #bc mum and the rest of the meeting agreed to remove reference to it starting on October 7th WHICH IT OBVIOUSLY DID NOT there are concerns #about Appearing Antisemitic. by MENTIONING THAT IT'S HAPPENING WITHOUT BLAMING KHAMAS #the justification. apparently. is that we're already on thin ice with The Jewish Community because of Quaker activities in Palestine #which have been largely to do with challenging apartheid and trying to help broker peace processes #so me and mum are both like. ok so are we pro Palestine or pro genocide as an organisation? #because if we think Genocide Is Bad then we should not be afraid to say We Think Genocide Is Bad #and we can also say We Think Antisemitism Is Bad because SHOCK FUCKING HORROR not all Jews represent the State of Israel #in fact basically none of them do #anyway whatever the fuck happened to plain speaking i wanna know #when in history have the faction of Quakers who wanted to never upset anyone been the drivers of change? #wasn't the Quakers going 'obviously we are anti slavery but we shouldn't SAY that in case we upset White People' who we remember positively #they're also changing dates on a lecture Corbyn was due to give in order to avoid accusations of antisemitism #to which i have GOT to ask. 5 months into a genocide and we're STILL giving credence to the idea that criticising Israel is antisemitism? #i will scream until my lungs pop

[heatobrienswife]

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#ok but rewriting my s/is story has really sparked my love for d/ds back up #i wanna make a full ass comic out of it hjvjhcmhc #but that'd take a lot of fuckn work >w> we'll see #but anyway i got a new start to her story well it's all the same just slightly rearranged n more indepth #the two doodlesi linked recently are still canon there's just more before them now #n i got permission to add spike n ash in a more indepth way too! #got ash's lore n we're gonna work on spikes together! #ngl it makes me wanna try doing a massive joint au with my digi devil frens (c/k & ere) #khvvjhcjvkh #shut up rattie no one gives a shit lol

[girlcrushau]

#me? about to use tumblr as a diary again? in 2024? unfortunately:/ #but here have a waterfall i saw on a hike last week as payment #i am sO tired and exhausted emotionally after dating #there's this guy that i fr thought was going to last and be around for a long time. we spent like every moment together that we could for 2 #months straight and if we werent physicaly together we were texting or calling or on ft . just every part of our day had the other in it #not once did i ever feel unwanted undesired or uncared for. not once did i feel that i wasnt sure of his intentions. i felt safer with him #in those 2 months than i ever did with any one else i could think to compare to. #until one day he just didnt think it important to communicate any more. after 3 days of nearly nothing .. hardly any talking . i asked if #he was ok if we were ok. what was going on in his head. he said some ive just been with my buddies and family and havent been on my phone #and just. immediately thats heartbreak yanno. thats :// thats what they say when theres a new girl. but there'd never been a reason to think #there was another girl so i was like ok we're gonna trust bc this dude has been So good in every way. so i said imy but i understand. enjoy #your time with your buddies and with your fam -- i cant wait to hear about it (and hold you) #and i havent heard from him in the 3 weeks since. just randomly #so last night #i send the dreaded 'i miss you' text. #i dont expect to hear back and i accept the hurt that will come with that and the confusion that i've felt settles deeper into my heart #until this afternoon i hop on ig and see a hard launch that was posted an hour after my text was sent #that shit kinda hurt different. but also sent me into a bit of a delirious state where all i could do is laugh bc are you for fucking real #did she see my message? i know it. bc i know him and i know that he wouldnt hide anything from the person he's giving his heart #and his softness to. i can almost imagine how he showed her and promised her theres nothing to worry about #and there really isnt anything to worry about because he genuinely is the type to give his all to the relationship he's in #which feels silly to say after what happened w us. like no there wasnt a title ever #it sucks to call it a situationship because a month ago we were laughing in bed together about how we could never bc we were all in. #just the timing of the hard launch makes me giggle. did my text push them to have a conversation about what they are. was she really the #reason that he went away on me. #im trying not to blame myself . trying not to think about the phone calls i didnt answer. about what i could have done differently. trying #not to think about where we would be if i didnt let my anxieties hold me back. if i wasnt scared about what he'd think of the parts of me #that i keep hidden just a little bit longer than the rest. #and at the same time im trying not to put him on a pedestal. but that pedestal is just where i wholeheartedly believe he belongs #he set the bar for me. he set the standard. i was never too much. i was never too little. he made me feel perfect just as i am

[saeraas]

kinda fucked up to make chrobin be in the dead end world and lucina in the world that doesn't get destroyed since yk..... it was the reverse in awakening

#also kinda funny that the implication in engage that seeing lucina in your world means everything is going to be OK #vs seeing chrom without his daughter means oh we're fucked #like TECHNICALLY lucina came from the deadend timeline but if she didn't the future would've been fucked #so yeah makes sense for her to appear to give hope to alear over chrom #fe17 #fire emblem engage #i say timeline but it's technically a different world iirc #when i want to try out strategies with other people with lucina #but her paralogue helping alear challenge their fate makes me keep her ring on alear a little longer #fell xenologue

[babygirlbdubs]

i hate!!! labels!!!!! i hate society's need to put every bit of the human experience into arbitrary, meaningless little boxes!!! i hate taking beautifully unique experiences and shoving them into categories that will never truly fit them!!! i hate taking people's identities and comforts and using them to invalidate their personhood and experiences!!! every single human being is impossibly unique and there will never be a single other person exactly like them and that's beautiful!!! why!!! do we have to break everything down and put it into boxes that are never perfectly the right shape!!!! we are all unique and that makes us all the same!!! let people express their personhood and define their experiences in ways that are unique to them!!!

#spooky.thoughts #i'm sORRY I GOT HEATED AND JUST. AUGH. #this is NOT about individuals finding comfort in labels and shared experiences #this is about society's reliance on labels to define every single fucking thing about people's lives!!! #why do i owe it to anyone else to fit into a label??? #why do i owe it to anyone else to give them a label to try and define me with??? #and stop!!!! using labels!!! as a way to tell people they don't fit in to that label!!!!! #it makes me so!!!! hhhhrrghghghgh #okay. okay. okay. i'm fine. #i don't understand why we as humans have to try and categorize absolutely every little thing that shapes us as individuals #stop it. we're individuals for a reason. #and if we could just accept that every human experience is unique then i think we would all accept each other a lot easier!!!! #there is no us vs them if we are all just!!!! the same in our individuality!!!! #THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE IS VAST AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND YOU CANNOT DEFINE IT IN FORCED BOXES AND LABELS AND UNIVERSAL CONSTANTS #part of this is because i had to read about formalism in art history and it made me angry #part of it is bc i saw the post like. 2 rbs ago. one or 2. the one about friendships/qprs #i just can't tAKE IT ANYMORE #ok. rant over this time. #this time for sure.

[altruistic-meme]

oh the halloween spirit is hitting me ohhhh no

#this relates directly to fanfic ksdajfhkshfg #aka abram is having THOUGHTS about a new fic maybe #probably #not many thoughts but i'm starting to write them out #oh jeez why do i do this to myself #please i already signed up for the rbb why must i give myself ANOTHER project #ok ok ok im going to try and get this one finished asap. probably. hopefully. so it can be posted by halloween. #MAYBE IT'LL ACTUALLY STAY SHORT THIS FUCKING TIME #(unlikely) #so we're thinking maybe a ghost au. though idk how to go about that ;;; #otherwise something with neil being haunted by his past <3 we love figurative ghosts too #shh ac

[aeriedwelling]

apotheosis is so hard to watch but im tryin

#aerie chatter #girl it's. they keep talking over each other #and the party keeps beating each other up #and character personalities don't mesh well?? #and like. they spend half a session just talking about things they've BEEN talking about for like THREE SESSIONS #and peter and rumi go on tangents forever and thanatos doesn't do anything for like entire sessions at a time #the rock gifting thing is cute. and peter/rumi strangers to friends to lovers is cute. #but aaaaugh. this is. raaaar im trying. head in hands i am trying so hard. #it's giving the fated and that was PAINFUL to sit through. i keep zoning out. #raaaaarrrrr. ok. we're goin we're doin this. babababababab