#we know who is the BEST husband

[dnpbeats]

Knowing their dynamic, neither of them asked if they wanted to be boyfriends. It just happened, lol. They're going to be 80 and still be like, "So... what are we?"

60 year long situationship 😭😭

#jokes aside I do think they have a label (albeit one that could’ve shifted in the past 15yrs) #like when dan said are we husbands soulmates just mates etc who the fuck knows he meant WE don’t know #I don’t think he meant they don’t know idbdndjdbdn #*we meaning the audience they meaning d&p (sorry worded that badly and I can’t edit I’m on mobile 😭) #also let’s not forget real best friends companions through life actual soulmates so like #they have had SOME convo of this is what we mean to each other (but like… after this long I’m sure it’s more than one 💀) #d&p #phan #ask #anon

[sadaveniren]

🙄🙄

If that is what you got from me making a post where I joke about how actual society off of the Internet isn’t going to crucify me or harass me for enjoying something perceived weird, and thinking differently than the average person, all while staying in my own lane (and this isn’t even talking about me expressing that a lot of this is - probably - because of autism meaning my brain is LITERALLY WIRED DIFFERENTLY BUT THATS OKAY) I genuinely question your compassion for people who are different than you.

Like.

I honestly do worry how you handle meeting someone who’s just a bit different than you. You must be someone who immediately bullies someone you think is weird, even if they have done nothing to you except have fun.

#news flash! it’s okay to be weird! #it’s okay to enjoy weird shit! #and it doesn’t make you a ‘psycho’ or whatever!! #as someone raised with the family mantra of ‘let your freak flag fly’ I’ve always known it was okay to be the weird person #being weird makes you unique!!! #idk if anon can comprehend this but I actually have multiple friends who aren’t in fandom who LOVE hearing me update them about fandom #my sibling asks me constantly if there is new fandom drama #whenever I meet up with another friend one of the first things she asks me is what’s going on with Harry #I literally ranted to my husband’s best friend yesterday about fandom #and I have given (a requested) speech at a dnd game once to explain larrie #and even if none of those people believe it #or think it’s a little odd #they still enjoy my company #they still find me perfectly sane #because! being weird! isn’t a crime! #everyone would love much happier lives if we embraced our inner freak side #insert ‘don’t dream it be it’ from rocky horror picture show here #(okay actually people irl DO bully others for being weird and collectively as society we know THOSE are the bad people) #(but these anons don’t really understand nuance here)

[procrastinationaccount]

I'm going to lose my fucking mind

#For context: I was going to make a post complaining about how lesbians don't have enough good musical theater duets #(like we have the love songs from 'The Color Purple' which're alright but doesn't match the passion or desperation present in the book imo #'Changing My Major' which is a great love song but doesn't hit that sweet duet spot #'Dance With You' and the last verse of 'You Happened' from The Prom are sweet but the girls barely get to actually sing about each other #Honestly 'Oh Well' from Love In Hate Nation comes closest to what I want but it ends on a bittersweet note unless you see the show live #If only Elphaba and Glinda were canon... #But anyway. I can't believe that there's an adaptation of The Color Purple coming in the year of our lord 2023 and this is #how they're talking about Shug Avery. Her *role model*. Lock up your *husbands*. Ick. Pfaff. #I mean they're going to be gay. You can't get around that. But Shug is the love of her life. Can we please talk about that in the character #Don't mind me I'm just over here overreacting #From what I've read one of the biggest adaptational changes in the musical is her reaction to Shug's affair. #Like in the book Shug is the one light in her life. I sobbed myself to sleep over her nosedive in self-worth when they took a break #In the musical she's just...fine with it? I get why that's more satisfying emotionally but I still think it undermines their relationship #I don't get the curse thing either. I'm a little fuzzier on this part but in the book doesn't she just leave him and she's able to thrive? #Then when he asks her to get back together she's able to just know that the worst with Shug or alone is better than the best with him? #This book man. I hate that there isn't an adaptation as devoted to the Celie/Shug relationship as the book is. #Hate that the only recommendation I've seen calling it a sapphic book was from someone who thought that Celie's letters were to her lover #I remember watching this steamy adaptation of a Shakespeare play in soph Eng and seething because they only kiss once in the 1985 movie #Ig I can't expect too much from 1985 but...it was in the book! It was one of the most important parts! They don't even live together in it! #This was all to say I wast a lesbian 'Green Green Dress' a lesbian 'Home' a lesbian 'Natasha & Anatole' a lesbian Legally Blonde finale #The list goes on #I'm sure The Color Purple (2023) will be a good adaptation and movie. I will not pop blood vessels while watching it. #Maybe I should just avoid press releases and the movie will surprise me in a good way.

[giantkillerjack]

What up I'm married to a tall person who is basically Milo Thatch but agender, and uhhh, basically, yeah, everyone should be jealous and I LOVE MY CUTE TWINK NERD WIFE!!!!! 😤😤🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤👌👌

#original #i love my wife #had a big crush on that character growing up #you know who else is really into her? EVERY OTHER CHUBBY TRANS GUY IN CHICAGO apparently we just see her and are like OH HELL YEAH #do you know why this is? it is because we have excellent taste that is why. #and also we want non threatening masc people to be into us and respect our gender! that's me anyway #and this is excellent news for her anyway bc we're in an open relationship & she thinks guys like me (her HUSBAND 🥰😁) are incredibly hot #this is also bc she has excellent taste. #but it is a running joke that she keeps getting nice OKC matches that look a lot like me 😂 #anyway this post is a thing that would have made young me BOIL with envy if someone else said it but in fact it is ME #and young me grew into me and is in here like AAWWWWWWW YYYEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH 🤘🤘🤘🤘🚀🚀🚀 #she doesn't just look like Milo she also moves and emotes and talks like him. and until recently her glasses would not stay on her face! #she got new ones. nerd. i adore her. #she is so kind to Jack (me) and to my giant anxious pitbull child #she puts his blankie on him as he rests on her toes to make sure she doesn't go anywhere 😭😭❤ #she is my best friend and she never makes me feel stupid or fake or undeserving. she just likes me so much and she fkn acts like it! #and we have good boundaries and communication in a very autistic way [positive] and she is so smart and funnyyy #oh i am falling asleep now #probably has something to do with how thinking about my wife makes me feel safe and warm or some gay shit like that 🙄 ;) #edit: omg it just occurred to me that she is like 80% Mill and 20% Jessica Jones. just in terms of like. vibes. XD #she cares a lot about Jessica Jones. I will tell her my findings in the morrow #*80% Milo

[memento-mariii]

I just know that right this moment, Quincey and Lucy are having their cowpoke adventures in heaven, with that horse the (presumably non-supernatural) vampire bats had gotten 🥲

#(and also like. without the looming and terrible implications of american expansionism and colonialism afoot.) #dracula daily #quincey p morris #lucy westenra #also like; I know we're all past the point of arguing who among lucy's three weed smoking boyfriends is the best boi; #we all agree that every single one of the vampire hunting party #ESPECIALLY Mina--- like c'mon guys she didn't get voted the ultimate sexyman for this gender discrimination-- #are Best Bois™ #but I'm just saying #if Quincey got democritically elected as Lucy's legal husband #and the rest of the crew just quietly and surreptitiously relocated to america for unrelated 'work reasons' #and also bc they missed the companionship of their Good Pal‚ their Totally Platonic Heterosexual Manly Man Bestie(wink wink nudge nudge)? #(the Harkers are absolutely included in this but in their case they moved for Mina's Really Good Friend 'And-They-Were-Roommates' Lucy) #(their rich friends Arthur and Quincey handled the bill) #then none of this might have happened #I mean I guess england would be fucked then #and also the (presumably non-supernatural) american vampire bats might have gotten her anyway #(I'm sorry I'M SORRY--- #(I just can't get over the amazing and terrifying vampire bats of bram stoker's american wilderness #(that can just swarm a horse and drain it dry overnight😂) #(just can't resist beating that particular dead horse over and over it seems) #mmari rambles

[kaltacore]

can't wait for the new hotd season and another wave of totally serious discourse about which side of fucked up monarchy in patriarchal society is morally correct and also in fact feminist

#i'd beg for people to take this show less seriously but we all know this is inevitable #i am team that ex husband guy who faked his death to run away to live his best gay life. he's the real one

[godnectar]

GOTTA PROTECT WIFEY!!! wife　>　that high

#nectar's rambling #♡ lovely nex #ahem— #guess we all know who gets the award of best husband ever 🥹 #biggest mwah for you

[bluebellhairpin]

Yeah so I had a dream last night where I was married to Tintin. 14 year old Nemo would've been going insane over this. 21 year old Nemo is very close to going insane over this.

#dectective journalist husband who drags you on adventures and also has the best dog in the world? yeas please. #i got 'mrs tintin' a lot. apprently in my dream everyone knows tintin but people only know me as the woman always holding his hand so #and our appartment was so little! we had a bed just big enough for the two of us. it was actually super cute #ah i miss my tintin phase. i loved that guy. might heal my inner teenage girl by writing a fic or two #fun fact! on my very first tumblr (now deleted. rip.) tintin was the FIRST character i posted fic content for! #he is my og 🤭

[katierosefun]

i have a wip titled 'rip rachel zane pls divorce mike ross' right now--

#caroline talks #i need to revisit it at one point. #i think it's mostly just a lot of rachel thinking 'i love my husband but he's in love with someone else. and i need to let him go but i #don't want to because that means i was wrong about my life.' #'i am someone who always knew i was going to be a lawyer and wanted this perfect life and i thought the worst thing that happened to me #was my husband being a fraud who went to prison. but now we're past that. i thought the rest should be perfect by now.' #just like. alexa play 'best' by gracie abrams. #i just don't know. i like the mental image of rachel and mike sitting on opposite ends of the kitchen table #and just being like. quietly sad because they really wanted it to work. #but also being like ' ... i love you but i don't think we can do this anymore. right?'

[khaotunng]

damn now we suffer for 5 episodes. somebody give me strength

#i knew we needed a new mean girl on the ring after sumin has been weakened #but the jilted fiancee looks awful hasn't jiwon suffered enough #also. who is going to die in a car accident. and manager yang got jiwon's fate what a mess #marry my husband #lyde vs kdramas #in a way it would have been terrible to send the message that some people deserve an illness #illness has no morality the best people you know can get cancer #sumin is a terrible person but this doesnt mean that the right ending is her getting sick. #no one 'deserves' an illness

[birbfeedersart]

ghost valley master, former assassin, retired spymaster attempt ''''grooming''''

aaaggghhh it's finally done, it's not perfect but i have to stop bc my hand hurts a lotttt aaaahhgghhghgh

honestly this one was a lot of fun, idk why i had such a time with it. i'm just feeling a bit off i suppose??? ah well!! have some hanwenzhou!! good for the soul!!

edit: i did a few touch-ups, missed some lil things here and there after staring at it for so long lol 😅

#birb draws #hanwenzhou #COME GET UR HANWENZHOU RIGHT HERE #zzs looks a mess bc we all know he can't rly take care of himself #wkx is the best at hair it is known #hy is just happy to have two husbands to spoil him #lazy bg is lazy do not perceive it #lighting? shadow?? who's she?? i don't know her #hanwenzhou agenda #han ying #zhou zishu #wen kexing #word of honour fanart #shanhe ling fanart #word of honor #shanhe ling #woh #shl #山河令 #is this an art blog? #no i don't know why their heads are big and their bodies are small #what?? fix it??? why would i do that?? #it's much funnier this way :D #edited bc i talk a big game but i am still a BIIIIIT of a perfectionist #just a little bit

[leedongwook]

I wish I had someone I could share shitty memes and insta-posts with 😔

#Like how Asian guys or food recipes or shitty mom stuff or kdrama stuff or just funny stuff in general #*hot Asian guys #somehow all my old friends moved away #i also lost a couple of friends after I had my son #my best friends lives somewhere else and we somehow grow apart More and more #sure i do share stuff with my husband and I know I can share everything with him but idk #i do have a good relationship with my co workers but they’re not my friends friends #if you know what I mean #and now with getting older I realize how much I miss a friend I have in person who I can hang out with and send shitty memes #and like I’m ok about it on some days but on others days I’m just incredibly sad #sigh #Personal #sorry for the rant #to be deleted

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

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#sry in advance to all my mutuals and followers in pak #but idk why i cannot get along w ppl in pak #its so awkward asdhaksjdl;asd why is everyone so weird and formal an fake and into their looks so much #(yes i realize this is a gross generalization but unfortunately everyone in my family over there is like this) #i just met someone from there who knows my cousin #and bro #i wanted to kms #my parents made me sit down w them #and talk to the wife and her husband who are only like a few yrs older than me #and my dumbass sister was out w her friends leaving me to sit awkwardly w my parents #who have no self awareness #the best way i can describe the wife is pakistani youtuber influencer wife #does that make sense #asdbhajksdladashkdjl;adas #im gonna kms and now theyre gonna talk abt how weird we are and im gonna have to deal w the side effects when i go to pak #AND IM ALREADY DREADING GOING BC I CANNOT GET ALONG WITH MY COUSINS THERE #THEYRE SO WEIRDDDD #anyways im going thru smthg <33333 #gn #mehrtalks

[coolauntlilith]

Every now and then I replay the first episode of VLD and I wonder why I thought it be a good show lol

#mostly just the part where Allura is assigning pilots to lions #why lol. the first five people who show up are just perfect fits?? hate it lol #i have no au plot ideas but itd have made more sense to draw out the forming of voltron. like for a longer time. like its the s1 finale #and to be traveling looking for appropriate pilots #or the s2 finale? like what if the original gang somehow stayed in contact despite not being Voltron paladins and they proved being the best #team despite not piloting immediately. i feel like a stronger plot of their forming teamwork outside of being Voltron would have also made #their friendships seem more real too lmao #like what if Lance IS Blue's pilot bit hes the only one for a long time. the other lions couldn't actually *just be* located #*but. not bit. and what if Pidge runs off in a stolen vessel to find her dad and brother. what if Shiro isnt.. so flat as a character and is #desperate to find his old team and runs off with them to help out and free others #Keith could somehow get involved with The Blades a lot sooner #and Hunk finds his footing as a leader in rebellion organization. i hate that he was just the funny guy allll the way thru #also (still not a plot bc my brain is unorganized lol) Allura doesnt die. Shiro actually gets to be gay with a husband. and we either need #to not make Lotor a villain or just go all out on making him the worst. i personally dont want him to be a villain bc it was stupid lol #also PULEEEAASE Lance is bi. Lance “I'm just getting a feel for the stick” *obsessed with his rival who doesnt even know he exists* McClain #i want to see him get over his crush on Allura within like 6 episodes and then see him making out with the mermaids then Keith when everyone #starts reuniting lol. my bicon Lance deserves to kiss mermaids like we all do and then get on when the otp lol #now im nostalgic for s1 VLD vibes. ya know. before hell lol #it really just gets worse after ... s3? everyone feels different. i usually tolerate up to about the end of s3 before i feel like its donezo #aunt posting #vld #voltron: legendary defender

[pussyhoundspock]

the way season 5 is the final culmination of the backfire of daniel's heterosexual marriage like. i mean all of cobra kai is, really, because when a post-karate kid 3 daniel sought to purge all deviance he selected -- selected! -- a wife who would not tolerate any deviations outside the norm! to have 2.5 kids and a white picket fence with! and now! silver shows up, with all the sexual-bdsm undertones therein, the ultimate deviation of daniel's outside the norm and of course amanda leaves! of course she responds like she does!

#can we all stop putting amanda in 'badass hot wife' category and be feminists and admit shes a carefully selected stepford wife #and that it's insanely cruel what daniel has done to her (married her despite being a gay man) but that she still remains. #just insanely vanilla. a woman who has never pegged her husband. because if she's that kind of women then daniel wouldn't be able to keep #himself so securely closeted! #yeah i know im watching a version of the show no one else is but listen its a REALLY good version like. karate kid 3 best film ever <3 #cobra kai #ychycadit

[oathkeeperoxas]

no one:

dark kermit me to myself: do more exchanges next year

#i only did 9 exchanges this year #flashback to when i did 29 exchanges in 2019. it was a different time #personal #I tried a few types of bangs this year and I don't think I need to do that again #I've properly given them a go as an adult writer and don't think we mesh #bingos are fun for writing that is for me #but sometimes i want to get a lil gift ya know? #plus it is the only way i can get people to write trans obi-wan content like pls im so desperate #shout out to my fffx writer this year who gave me 10k of trans codywan tatooine husbands time travelling fix #best fic i read this year i peaked early