“Furry convention? Rated R? I think you mean Rated Rawr.”
*my plane crashes into the North Tower*
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hey what happened to celebrating the 5th of every month you guys used to love celebrating the 5th of every month
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I’d like to believe that the plethora of tumblrinas forgetting that yesterday was 9/11 was a result of tonysopranobignaturals deactivating. load bearing 9/11 joke maker. a comedic master so powerful the void she left was able to tell its own joke. 9/11 jokes were competing with an artificially created goncharov type meme that isn’t even funny. i look forward to the future when kids start feigning not knowing what 9/11 is just to drive old farts crazy.
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MERCURY (named after the heavy metal that she's full of, not the planet)
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can we get one more round of applause for the world’s worst hero of kvatch
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ok but actually it was so funny when simon was like "I wonder what life would have been like if I never found the crown, if I had put aside my passion for looking for highly cursed ancient artifacts" girl you and betty would have both died at war.
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corn told me he doesn’t wanna eat plasma fruit anymore and is instead taking donations.
unedited vv
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