Irony is simultaneously recognising that you’re physically attracted to everyone in some form or fashion, then discovering you are only emotionally/romantically attracted to people who have no interest in you. Grand!
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Me and @osaka-lilac reacting to lance p3
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So, someone’s car crashed into our house today 🤦♀️😔
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Mystery solved
Remember when I said I had no clue what was about to go down in this scene, well today I stumbled over the clip and…
It’s Mr Sleeveless back there that is about to go down, but not in a fight.
I can’t find the clip now for some reason but I can summarize it like this: Real Thing gets manhandled around like a sack of potatoes then almost gets very erotically used as a towel (there is no other way to explain it), it was one odd shot that lasted for about one minute, no cuts, really impressive.
Then he gets a blowjob from Mr Sleveless. I would gladly give my left tiddy to understand what they said in that scene.
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me: saying i am gonna write this fic and post it before season three
also me, realising that today is tuesday:
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Quote #6
I've just learned an insane amount of lore about the two of you.
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We got struck by lightning last night and a lot of stuff in my house is fucked.
But my neighbor’s rooster seems to have got hit. He was dead with a burnt cone.
Then like 5 minutes later…
He came back to life???
He is very disoriented and will no longer crow.
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I am in an indescribable kind of pain not because it is bad but because it is strange and unrelenting
I tried to take painkillers
It hurt more because of my skin stretching
I regret everything
I will not be sleeping
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Tell me not to trip or to lose sight
You are walking in my guided light
Take my hand and help me not to shake
Say I'm alright, I'm alright
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we just had a tire blow the fuck out on the interstate :)))))))
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i rejoined my long lost blog and 4h later my friends and i ended up getting arrested for Quite Literally No Reason. can’t help but see this as a cause & effect situation besties i’m sorry
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how it started vs how it’s going🫠
@upsidedownwithsteve @1986harrington
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well so much for getting sleep tonight, students above set their toastie maker on fire and had to call the fire brigade
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