quotingtheboys

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Quote #117

Person A: that's sus put him on the board!

Person B: I would like to legally object! That was not the most sus thing I could have said!

#quoting the boys #quotes #shit i hear at work #humour #humor #We have a “sus” board #Where we tally all the sus things we say #And whoever says the most by the end of the month owes us donuts #It's a good system #boys saying shit #boys being boys

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Quote #116

that bitch gave me nuclear head: sloppenheimer

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #warehouse life #boys being boys #i'm so sorry #boys saying shit #shit boys say #He was not describing an actual blow job #Thankfully

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Quote #115

Person A: You know. We only say we need to see more of Danny DeVito, John Cena, and Stanley Tucci. These are literally the only actors we consistently bring up

Person B: Clearly they need to all be in a movie together. I think they all would do it.

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #boys being boys #warehouse life #stanley tucci #john cena #Danny DeVito #Movies #These are ideas #We have a vauge plot too.

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Quote #114

One day I'm gonna find a Chuck Tingle book and you bet your ass I'm gonna read it.

#quoting the boys #quotes #warehouse life #humour #humor #boys saying shit #shit boys say #chuck tingle #Another figure we bring up a lot #One day we will all read a chuck tingle book

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Quote #113

why do so many of our conversations end up circulating back to cuckholding?

#quoting the boys #quoting myself #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #warehouse life #shit boys say #They bring up cucks and cuckholding at least 3 times a week #Today it was consistent #They wanted to know if all ghosts were cucks #I'm so sorry for this

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Quote #112

*Reading instructions for processing*

Person A: oh there's a ghost load

3 of us near by: *snicker* ghost load

*Moments Later*

Person B: isn't a ghost load just ectoplasm?

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #warehouse life #boys being boys #boys saying shit #shit boys say #Ghosts

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Quote #111

I've just been going home and playing a lot of lawnmower simulator

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #Lawnmower simulator

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Quote #110

All I heard was "you, your parents, then James McAvoy" and I thought you were talking about who you'd save in a fire.

(Also known as "the boys confuse the coworkers not in our department)

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #james mcavoy #We were playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon #But with other actors #Boy has 4 degrees to James Mcavoy #Good for him

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Quote #109

At least one of us is always physically dying every day and we just rotate who

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #We are dying #Physically declining every day #And mentally #Working for a big ass capitalist company fucking sucks

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Quote #108

actually hillbilly techno would fit the vibes

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #Hillbilly techno #hillbilly #techno music #It did fit the vibes though

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Quote #107

I saw a dog orgy once.

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #Dogs #I dont know how to tag this #Once again from our purest boy

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Quote #106

I recently learned brexit isn't a place

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #Our purest boy said this #brexit #Not a place

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Quote #105

Person A: We gave the Earth early menopause.

Person B: Technically ExxonMobil gave the Earth early menopause

Person A: If only we had a way to fix it like earth control

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #Also not wrong #climate change is real #Big oil fucking sucks is an understatement

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Quote #104

I just want to live like the unibomber

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #I'm so sorry #He means off the grid #Idk why he said it like this

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Quote #103

Canada is like the dick and balls of the UK. They just... swing it around when needed.

#quoting the boys #quotes #humour #shit i hear at work #humor #Canada #united kingdom #I mean... not wrong

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Quote #102

Do yall want some good weed?

#quoting the boys #Quoting a crew member #Love that film crews also love to give us drugs #shit i hear at work #quotes #humour #humor #Weed

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Quote #101

You'll be the horse, I'll be the mare.

#quoting the boys #quotes #shit i hear at work #humour #humor #Horses #Mares #I'm so sorry #Also no context #There's never context