#warning the masses now

[ohshitmomitsawritingblog]

@ people being hot for meimei… you’re going to regret that

#warning the masses now #jjk

[spark-circuit]

*listening to Halls of Sacrilegious Remains* man that part where Gabriel says "Come to me." and all the enemies spawn was cool haha

*remembers that Hell is the one spawning enemies and locking doors which means that canonically it probably timed that on purpose after Gabriel said that to make that moment sick as fuck* oh shit

#hell: *listening to this rad speech* WAIT WAIT I CAN MAKE THIS COOLER ONE SEC. HHHNNRRGG *summons two hideous masses* #ultrakill #ultrakill spoilers #spoiler warning #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what i call shitposting

[oifaaa]

If Dc actually gives Tim Drake a whole ongoing series and doesn't let him move the fuck on from being Robin I might actually scream

#Dc #Tim drake #I just saw that other discription of the new ongoing #In which they talk about how Tim is the best Robin #And nope don't like that #You have a whole ongoing series #Don't you dare waste it dc #Let that boy age out of Robin #I'm begging you #I'm warning you all now #If that boy doesn't get a new name #I will become even more anti Tim #Gonna actually start mass producing shirts until dc gets the message

[theygender]

The management at my old apartment stole my fucking bike

#apparently theyve been mass 'confiscating' bikes off peoples porches without telling anyone that theyre taking them #i dont know how long mine has been gone bc i didnt notice it was missing until i went to load it into my car to move it #but if its been more than (i think) 30 days then it would be considered forfeit and they would have already sold/claimed/trashed it by now #my gf and i saw a whole pile of 20+ confiscated bikes near the maintenance building but it doesnt look like mine was in it #i called them today to ask about it and they told me that for them to look for it i would need to provide a photo to prove its mine?? #its MY bike! you stole it off my porch. how tf was i supposed to know that i needed to take a picture of it beforehand #they told us we can go check out the pile so me and my gf are gonna go look more thoroughly now that we're officially allowed #but if its IN the maintenance building we wont be able to find it #and if they already sold it or took it home with them or threw it away then it also wont be there #and i cant even ask them to confirm when they took it / if its already gone #bc it looks like theyve been doing this with dozens of bikes over the past few months so how would they even remember one specific one #what the fuck #rambling #also to be clear: they arent being confiscated BECAUSE theyre on the porches #the bikes are supposed to be under the stairwell and thats where mine was #my neighbors who leave their kids bikes piled on their side in the yard got to keep theirs #theyve been doing unscheduled porch painting without any sort of warning or notice on and off since like december tho #so my only guess is that they decided since they werent giving us any notice to move our stuff off the porch ahead of time #they decided to just move straight into confiscating everything off of the porches and hoping no one would call them out on it #which is fucking bullshit

[soumic]

About once a day I go through the mental gymnastics of going "god I should probably make an art insta, for ~professional purposes~ and ~networking~ and ~cultivating an audience~"

And then I scrunch my face up so hard my features cave inside my skull thinking about conceding to using an algorithmic social media platform in 2023, let alone a facebook product

(please don't take this as a call to suggest alternative social medias to me sdlkfjs I mega super promise you I am aware of them)

#you know what I'm fine actually with never being perceived #>he is having a professional crisis #I'm like do I really want to do that to myself again. to have metrics. to have randos find my shit and harass me and my peers? #tbh I really don't want too much discoverability I'd like to keep within my community- I want to be sought out not stumbled upon by whoever #twitter was such a goddamn hellscape- and I'm talking BEFORE the acquisition #I need it known that I was calling for everyone to leave twitter WELL before that chucklefuck pulled his stunt #he's easy to point fingers at but the thing was rotten to the core already- arguably he did us all a favor by derailing it so spectacularly #otherwise it would have stuck around and suffered a slow natural death like all platforms #I also wanna go on record and say I've been warning about discord for a while now too- she's reaching critical mass #the answer to all this is that I need to stop being a chump and just keep working on my personal website #text #personal

[pyrriax]

having such a hyperspecific au concept that borders on becoming completely original work.

#haunted ecosystem #anyways uuuuuh who here wants tortured gods and the concept of deification being more akin to death than life? of holiness being a #worse fate than even hell itself? of being the one to witness the death of your world and knowing that somehow this is your fault for #having the desire to go home? to want to return to what you used to know only to realize it's all gone now with destruction in its wake? #that your return is the apocalypse you were warned of for so many years. that around you nothing remains but the melting mass of what #used to matter most to you? that this is what was always going to happen. it was inevitable. you have become your own god. everyone #is afraid of you and there is no going back as the last of what made you *you* melts away into the vague shapes and twisted flow of #incorporeal limbs and an unholy halo. to have a body so changed that is no longer your own. to lack the basic recognition of identity. #haunted bookshelf #just because of *that* holy shit lol

[effinfanfiction]

I started this blog in about 2013 (I was 12!! (ignore that I wasn't supposed to be on the internet because neither were you(probably))) but it feels more like a fanfiction positivity blog + general writing advice now, and I don't mind at all :) Although, I haven't used fanfiction.net in years, and I mainly peruse Ao3, I think I will keep this iconic icon for old times sake.

Anyways, thank you for following no matter the reason! There's quite a bit of you somehow. I wish I had tagged things in the past, but I didn't so there's still a tinge of a chaos here that is reminiscent of fanfiction.net as a website.

With appreciation,

Admin Star

#fanfiction #actually i did use ffn recently to try to find naruto fanfiction but didn't get lucky #i missed tags immediately because you'd get lucky if there was enough room in the summaries to warn you what you were getting into #i miiight start tagging writing advice and there's honestly not that many posts on this blog so it wouldn't be too crazy for me to mass tag #okay bye now friends 💗

[akkivee]

fr tho how much of rei’s exposition was the truth if he’s still willing to let ichiro believe his mom is dead 😞

#this is vee speaking #this was my other win btw lol that nayuta was taken out by the old government lol #and that chuuoku inherited rei’s leverage 😔 #but rei’s still playing the bad guy here lol i’m just not quite following why #he said the world he’s envisioning is still a wip tho so i would assume whatever role rei is still taking is one to prop up ichiro???? #it’s just a very convoluted plot to get ichiro back to their old home to not tell him about his mom #but to tell him about the true hypnosis mic #hhhhhhhhhh like maybe on the same vein as a mysterious third factor rei’s warning ichiro of THAT thing’s existence #in order to get ichiro on the path to stop it #i fully believe rei wants to change the world i just don’t think i believe him saying his ideal was mass brainwashing #that was otome’s plan lol not his #but rei keeps!!!!!! trying to bring ichiro to his side!!!!!!!! in all the wrong ways!!!!!!!! #is he really that bad with his son now lmao????????? or is there a reason he keeps coming at ichiro with a clashing ideal and knowing it??? #‘well it’s my duty as a father to face my rebellious son head on’ to parallel shakku facing off against kuukou to set him back on track???? #like a test to see where ichiro’s at????????? i still have questions rei lmao

[awkward-teabag]

Can't even mention that a store near me is clearly using abusing the TFW program because they refuse to pay little more than minimum wage in a high cost of living area (also you won't get benefits and you'll only be part-time) because the fascists and right-wingers will jump in to say it's about immigration and white replacement.

No, it's because rich white people want to hoard even more money and found an intentional loophole to both make more money (via paying employees less) and also have more power over employees, employees who may or may not know Canadian employment laws (or safety laws) and even if they do, don't have the ability or support to try to hold the company accountable.

You can absolutely criticize the federal government for keeping the loophole open but it predates Trudeau by decades and it was Harper who both expanded the program and added a way for companies to fast-track TFWs. It was also under Harper that companies started firing Canadians (or not hiring them) and then requesting permission to mass-hire TFWs instead.

But the way the right wing talks, you would think Trudeau started this whole thing and the poor multi-million and multi-billion dollar companies are being taken advantage of. Also that housing prices, lack of new developments, and zoning issues started with Trudeau and are the fault of mass-immigration he has a boner for instead of being an issue for decades and experts warning this would happen if governments didn't act ASAP.

Instead the neolibs and cons kept cutting back and kicking that can down the road, a can that started being kicked by Mulroney and the Conservative Party.

#as a 90s kid i grew up with warnings about healthcare and housing and how we needed mass immigration or a massive baby boom #because of the utter lack of federal support and an aging workforce #the systems were already being strained to their limits and there literally weren't enough millennials to replace retiring workers #*or* bring in enough taxes to fund said systems when the system needed it the most #not even increase funding just keeping the same funding that was already not enough #also the right conveniently ignores (or doesn't know about) the extremely predatory recruitment industry #that targets people overseas while lying and charging large amounts of money to bring tfws to canada #you could even blame chretien for expanding it to include 'low-skilled' workers which is what companies are abusing it for #hell even trudeau sr for creating it in the first place even though it was originally made for high-skilled or niche jobs #but no the blame is always trudeau jr with a ton of racism and brownnosing capitalists #because all these problems sprang up suddenly under him #and in no way did harper start/expand/not end/be complicit in any of this /s #though i guess for some of the fascists it seems that way 'cause they weren't personally affected by it until now #and companies have stopped trying to pretend they aren't grabbing as much money as possible because fuck anyone else #even though it's been like that for decades and capitalism itself encourages companies to skim money off the top #while not having the checks and balances to limit just how much #for that you need governments to regulate things and that doesn't work when you have leaders who are anti-regulation #and who believe in trickle down economics #just... the whole thing is not happening in a bubble and involves multiple people and both the neolibs and cons #because it's been building for decades #but you can't bloody say that because the moment you mention housing/jobs/healthcare and/or tfws #you get inundated by fascists who think you're one of them and hit you with some of the most unhinged shit #or who don't even care about you and just want someone to rant at about how it's the evil left's fault for everything #hell you can't even say you don't like trudeau because same thing: fascists think you're one of them or someone to bring into the cult

[coridallasmultipass]

(Sorry in advance for censoring my text, Tumblr is weird about banned words and I'm mad my last post has been invisible. Sorry if you've seen my last post before it went invisible.) So, I guess the Tumblr purity hammer unalived the post I made last week about having a FREE BRO STRIDER COSPLAY BL0W/. JOB GIF SET on my Only Fans. It's FREE, but I'm gonna put a price tag on it in a few days. So. This is the last chance to view it while it's free! Adult people only please/you just need a free OF account to see it. Only Fans dott c0m slash xoxoCori (I'll put the actual post link in the replies). Not e%plicit preview under the cut:

Kn1ves aren't allowed on OF so this is the outtake. The rest is e%plicit POV of a Br0-./job. There's no kn1ves or weird sh1t in the actual content.

#i fucking hate tumblr i didnt even know my last post got sniped like it doesnt tell u or let you look at it #u just suddenly cant find it on ur blog anymore and u gotta go to the mass post editor bc it doent show up anywhere else #homesmut #homesmut cosplay #bro strider cosplay #bro cosplay #bro #striders #bro strider #god im SO embarrassed about posting this again i was just gonna rb the last one and be like 'last call' but now that i know its invisible #like what if no one saw it at all and has no idea i do this kinda content? thats sad #so whatever sorry for posting my face again and about my ... content #im not tagging this one bc idk what sniped the last post #tumblr so funcki gn arbitrary i hate censorsh1T #me #selfie #gif warning #piercings #snakebites #septum #i think all those tags are safe i was able to search them on mobile hmmm #what tripped the hammer hmmmm maybe the OF link? so ill put it in the comments

[argiopi]

welcome to the royal waterways!

In the springtime the storm drain pipe is now full of animals, which I will take this opportunity to document:

salamanders (eastern red-backed - Plethodon cinereus):

spiders (foliate orbweaver - Larinioides cornutus):

snails:

earthworms:

flies and rove beetles:

and last but not least, there was a special seasonal event occurring:

Girls’ night! ✨

#I realize that taking a photo at the transition between pipe segments makes it look like I was outside the pipe- #so I would like to clarify for my honor that i WAS several bodylengths in at that time. <3 #there was also um - don't read on if you're easily horrified maybe #I didn't go to the manhole room this time because there was a small pile of raw flesh? organs? in front of it #I've learned that my hard limit is that i will not bellycrawl through viscera :| #i'm guessing a fox or something didn't finish a kill there..? no skin; unsure of bones (a light Something poking out); #just a glistening pink mass. #I saw it in the dark and shone my flashlight on it thinking it was a leaf. panicked when I realized what it was and reactively backed up #i ended up with one leg under my body and couldn't get it back out since the tunnel was too narrow so i was just stuck like that #chilled out in the tunnel for a few minutes playing HK. fought nkg. once i calmed down i wanted to approach the meat(?) again to investigate #but with my knee stuck under me i could barely move forward so i called it quits. now the curiosity has returned with a vengeance though. #there was a... mild odor of rotting flesh. i think the flies i saw in the tunnel were a bad omen. #but like! I don't know EXACTLY what i was looking at. it's driving me crazy now #(i went in because it started storming and i wanted to know what thunder sounded like from beneath a manhole. Safety<3!) #no thunder there was only the one before I entered :( #when I returned to indoor habitat i shook my head out over the sink before i showered in case anyone hitchhiked in my hair again - #There was a snail. An entire snail in my hair. small snail but. hello?? #okay time for warnings gauntlet--> #real bugs #spiders #unsanitary #claustrophobia #<- MY HOBBIES.... #*For my honor know that as usual i sanitized my body and clothing and belongings #i brought my cargo shorts into the shower to wash them since i just recently did laundry but i wanted to wear them again without Sewer Filth #and there was a caterpillar on them; the kind that camouflages as a twig; I think i picked it up in the forest on the way out. #I almost plucked it roughly or rinsed it off since i thought it was a twig but then i saw the baby legs. tossed both hitchhikers out window. #(onto grass. take care; friends.) #(my shorts can fit an entire flashlight in the pocket btw. buy men's pants.)

[yay-depression]

hot take but trigger warnings aren’t actually a new thing and we need to stop treating them like they are

#the movie rating system is essentially trigger warnings #the video game rating system is essentially trigger warnings #the news will always say ‘some viewers may find this disturbing’ or ‘this video contains graphic content’ #parental advisory warnings on music are essentially trigger warnings for swearing or drug mentions in songs #literally the only new thing is calling them trigger warnings #but mass media has been doing this for decades and it’s been widely encouraged and even started by the public #the only difference now is sometimes people are asking the internet to behave like the mass media that it is and idk #people can’t bother to write like three sentences in order to not be a dick??

[mediapen]

1 week in update. this me now

#i held. without warning!!!!!!! a copy of the service from rfks funeral mass. do you know what that does to a person #i ordered so much shit not knowing how any of this works and now i cant visit my aunt and uncle and i have guilt for they drove six hours t #see me and i cant do the same to see them reasons. anyway i need a day off and i will not be getting one.

[waka-chan-out]

mass shooting yesterday and my neighbors are already back to target practice in their backyard. maybe take a day off, guys.

#gunshots are not what i want to be hearing right now #adding warnings just in case #cw mass shooting #tw mass shooting

[navysealt4t]

sigh. i still can’t decide how i wanna take this fic

#i could rlly emphasize how the calamity was a tragedy that destroy almost off the the kingdom and its people and left everyone helpless and #alone. like that whole kingdom crumbled in one day and thousands of citizens died and soldiers died protecting ppl til their last breath #OR. i could show how link has peace now and he has a new life while still keeping his old life in his mind? like idk how to explain it #basically. warning for child and sibling death #i could make links sister be infect with the malice then make her way to kakoriko where she dies from the sickness OR #i could have her die in the chaos castle town was when the guardians turned on them. #or i could have her die painlessly in kakoriko bc of coma #all three are sad but. some are worse than others #but also. if she died in castle town she would Not have a grave. #there Might be a mass grave but most likely just a flimsy memorial somewhere nearby bc like. no one could get close enough to castle town w #without dying bc of malice and guardians n stuff #GAHHHH idk i need advice

[neverendingford]

.

#tag talk #I'm starting to realize why people wear underwear without the legs/trunks. even a small bit of mass gain and my briefs are riding up so bad. #I don't wanna buy new clothes since the briefs I've got are barely a year old but I've gotta figure out a way to wear them that works. #cause they're riding up on my thighs the moment I move at all. #and when wearing looser jeans I can adjust them occasionally but anything tighter and I really can't shift them easily so I just suffer. #adjusting to a new body type is gonna be funky. I don't foresee drastic changes but even something small can have chronic effects. #but I'm very happy. all the warnings about body changes are things I've been hoping for and I'm glad to be seeing the effects finally #before a week ago it was just slight breast budding under my nips but now I'm seeing real change for real. #makes sense since it's been a few weeks since I bumped up to a higher dose plus added spiro on top of that. #I was worried about side effects from spiro cause I've heard stuff but I haven't had any issues at all #been experiencing dick atrophy I think but I like that actually so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯