One thing about Mac is that
First he was afraid
He was petrified
Kept thinking he could never live without Dennis by his side
But then he spent so many nights thinking how Dennis did him wrong
And he grew strong 💪💪💪 (mass, so much mass)
And he learned how to get along 😌☝️
And so Dennis is back :0
From North Dakota
He just walked in to find Dennis here with that sad look upon his face
He should have changed that stupid lock, he should have made Dennis leave his key
If he had known for just one second Dennis would be back to bother him 🙄
And if there’s one other thing I know about Mac, it’s that
he will survive!
As long as he knows how to love, I KNOW he’ll stay alive ❗️
He’s got all his life to live 🏳️🌈
And he’s got all his love to give 🏋️ and he’ll survive
he will survive ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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the lack of anything humorous on april fools reminds me of the episode of the office where they play that role playing game with the murder in savannah and at one point, fed up with jim being dour, michael takes him in the other room and scolds him.
“just shut up, let them have this stupid game to take their minds off of [all of them potentially getting fired]”.
so, to all of you who were like “april fools is cancelled because nothing could match the unbelievable shit happening in the world right now” yesterday, shut up. just… shut up. shut up forever.
let us clowns have our fun and shenanigans every now and again because it’s how we relax and not dwell on the bad shit happening all the fucking time.
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thanks for the tag @illarian-rambling! Technically you tagged my main account, but I'll answer it eith my writing one!
My questions are
Are you a sound sleeper?
2. Have you ever owned a pet? If you haven't, what would you get as a pet if you could?
3. What do you think is your problem?
Answering for Tristan and Orion!
Are you a sound sleeper?
T: 'oh, yeah. No. Yeah, not at all. Whenever I fall asleep, the corpses start touching me and half the time I wake up in the middle of the night. Sometimes it's fine, I guess, but I don't like sleep in general. Even without the corpses and blood and nightmares and shit, every second I spend asleep is a second where I could be running. I sleep, but when I do so, I'm aware that I'm wasting time.'
O: 'I guess so? I mean, I wake up in the middle of the night a lot, but I go back to sleep. It's just bad dreams. I'm sure it'll be easier once I find a real town, with an actual bed. God, I can't remember what mattresses feel like. The ground is okay, though!'
Have you ever owned a pet?
T: 'I mean, my family always had a guard dog, but I wasn't allowed to touch it or get close to it. Honestly, I'm not sure why they had it. We lived with the church and nothing would ever really be a threat. I guess paranoia really gets to you. The closest thing I had to a real pet were the songbirds I fed when I was a little kid. Whenever I got an allowance, I'd buy birdseed and watch them eat it. For some reason, I thought I was their only source of food. If I had to choose a hypothetical pet... I'm not sure. I think a cat would be nice.'
O: 'I... nevermind. Yeah, I'm a dog person. I'll get a dog once I find the civilization.'
What do you think is your problem?
T: 'oh, lord. You want a list? I'm fucked in the head, I pretend I'm a boy, I'm on the run from a family that wants nothing from the best for me, I see walking corpses that hang from the trees, there's blood everywhere that doesn't exist, and did i mention that im absolutely fucked in the head? Something is wrong with me. Has been since birth, but... it got worse. I can't tell whether or not any of what I experience or remember is real, I'm scared of everything, and I want to fucking kill myself. I could go on.'
O: 'I don't have- I mean, I guess I could. I don't know. Maybe I'm not as kind to Tristan as I could be? He's clearly scared, and I just wish he wasn't as... bitchy as he is. He seems to think that I'm insane, but I think he's just a little paranoid. Maybe I'm optimistic, but optimism is always good!
Open tag!
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The fact that I could so easily be turned into a mess kills me-
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