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genghisthebrain · 2 months
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wednesday addams as an old gentleman is my favourite thing ever. girlie likes classical music, opera, her wife, criminal activity, the cello, bargain hunt, the great british bake off, and slick moves on the dance floor. at heart wednesday is 82 and called nigel
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heyyy I need help finding a fic. it was on ao3 and was a group chat fic that took place on snapchat and featured nonbinary kurt, trans male blaine, bi sam and finn, and later on lesbian quinn and rachel, and it featured a lotttt of taylor swift. it was a three part, one was a group chat with everyone, one was just kurt and blaine, and I don't remember what the other one was, it mightve been a filler (like what happened in between the chapters) or I could be wrong and it was only two parts.
they also had another fic with homeschooled kurt and blaine went to mckinley and was in the glee club and it was also nonbinary kurt and had kurt writing letters to future people who came into his life and I remember tiny details about the story but don't remember the title
thank you :))
It may be this, which I found on AO3 - it's in many parts, and not a klaine fanfic. (so not likely to be in our library). I didn't check all the details, but there's many of the criteria you mention. ~Jen
why the unholy trinity is kurt, taylor swift and his emotional baggage by wait_no
There's no summary - but check the additional tags.
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gayri-chmac · 2 years
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the glee ao3 tag has been popping off lately my personal fave rn is "why the unholy trinity is kurt, taylor swift, and his emotional baggage" by wait_no
its an nd's chatfic and it's literally so fucking funny i check everyday too see if a new chapter had been posted
here's the link-> https://archiveofourown.org/works/39468471/chapters/98781882
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wesper-ao3feed · 5 months
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the human world it's a mess
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/RFd2ATM by wait_no The Crows, post-canon, form a group chat. It goes about as well as one might expect.   nina > CUTE new gc > can i make the rules   kaz > No, you cannot.   nina > too late > attention everyone‼️ > kaz brekker is the creator so we are his hoes now > ur mom jokes are banned (looking at u @kaz) > if u commit criminal activity u must share with the group > and we never ever talk about hellgate or the time kaz got drunk and bought a dinghy > clear? Words: 2005, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 18 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Matthias Helvar, Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Minor Characters Relationships: Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck, Matthias Helvar/Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker/Inej Ghafa Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Humor, Texting, Chatting & Messaging, Social Media, chat fic, Crack, minor tws which I will put in the chapter notes, Post-Canon, Matthias Helvar Lives, College read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/RFd2ATM
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genghisthebrain · 5 months
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sure "wednesday addams is soft for enid sinclair" is a fun trope but have we considered "enid sinclair is hard for wednesday addams" which can either be interpreted as a smut prompt or as a version of enid that falls for wednesday wholeheartedly, knives and all, and falls headfirst into the life of crime that comes with being an addams (and wednesday is all too happy to teach her languages and karate and how to poison a man with kitchen items) and they're robbing a bank and the police are coming and wednesday says "i'm all out of moves, sinclair" and enid says "i'm not" and they lean in and they have their first kiss all lit up in blue light before charging down the policemen and starting a homoerotic car chase which eventually culminates in yet more kissing
what then
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genghisthebrain · 3 months
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wednesday addams + santana lopez + lena luthor + poison ivy + regina mills + eve polastri == dark haired black cat (occasionally murderous) gay homos in love with their blond golden retriever (occasionally murderous) girlfriends
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genghisthebrain · 5 months
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enid sinclair is a hopeless romantic with emphasis on the hopeless because wednesday addams is sickeningly obvious with her love and then enid just goes "but she likes tyler"
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genghisthebrain · 5 months
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wednesday and enid sending song quotes to one another and saying "this reminds me of you 🥰" but, like, it's derogatory
wednesday >> enid >> listened to some ajr today, made me think of you <33
enid >> oh really?
wednesday >> "i've worn the same skinny jeans since i was 15" >> except in your case it's twelve ❤️
enid >> BECAUSE I LIKE THEM YOU ASS
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genghisthebrain · 3 months
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what kind of influencers the nevermore gang would be
enid - obvious. true crime but make it coquette. does podcasts about gruesome crimes into a glittery pink microphone.
wednesday - no.1 suspect in most of the true crime cases. is also a true crime lady. this is how enid and her meet.
xavier - art tutorials but it's stuff like "how to draw a biblically accurate hell spider"
yoko/divina - one of those ridiculously sweet couples (i am a whore for these couples sue me) who do like. alphabet dating and stuff
tyler - obviously recipes and latte art
ajax - clothing and style inspo (yes i know he canonically had a lack of style) (i don't care) (he's better my way)
bianca - she does magic tricks but it's actually just mind control through the screen and no one knows how she's succeeding every time
eugene - bee instagram/how to make honey except he keeps getting stung
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genghisthebrain · 5 months
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something something overly tactile enid sinclair who grew up touch starved and now craves any little bit of touch she is given, particularly by one wednesday addams (who doesn't mind at all, she likes the koala-enid.)
and it becomes a common staple of their room that wednesday and enid will just be sitting on one another's laps and sleeping in the same beds (all platonically, of course.)
and then one night they have the others over for games night, and there isn't enough room on the sofa to seat enough people. and enid's just like, oh, that's fine, I'll just- and sits herself down on wednesday's lap.
and everyone's all "omg you're dating" but no enid was just unaware that it was not a thing that people did platonically because of her lack of affection growing up.
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genghisthebrain · 5 months
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giggling at the thought of enid introducing wednesday to people in other countries as like. her translated name. like yeah bonjour im enid sinclair and this is my sweet gay girlfriend mercredi addams how are you doing today
and wednesday just doesn't have the heart to tell her No that is not how it Works
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genghisthebrain · 6 months
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enid sinclair who grew up feeling fundamentally unlovable, was never anyone's first choice and hated everything about herself x wednesday addams who showed her love even when enid didn't feel like she deserved it
enid sinclair who always felt annoying for talking too much/too fast/ too strangely x wednesday addams who listened to every word
enid sinclair who was happy, smily and bubbly x wednesday addams who hugged her on the floor for hours on end and saw past the facade
enid sinclair with issues x wednesday addams who cares
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genghisthebrain · 5 months
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wednesday joining duolingo to learn more languages, because she can, dammit, and quickly discovering that duolingo simply is not meant for her because she HATES losing. and enid has to literally pry her away from her laptop because wednesday is so adamant that she won't let jacob from canada beat her this week.
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genghisthebrain · 5 months
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enid sinclair really is a metaphor for all us lesbian girlies who have visceral attrations to any woman who could kill us (but we would really like be soft for us)
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genghisthebrain · 2 months
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the fandom brainrot is real because i can no longer ingest any media whatsoever without thinking about how it might fit wednesday and enid
anyway today's quote of the day is puccini's 'i am a poet and she is poetry' and wednesday is down BAD for her girlfriend
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genghisthebrain · 5 months
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Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair - House Rules (as imagined by me)
WELCOME TO THE ADDAMS-SINCLAIR MANOR (APARTMENT 3B.) PLEASE READ.
1) Our doorbell does not work. If you want to enter, you have to yell “HOMOSEXUALS” very loudly and we will admit you at our leisure.
2) No fires. Or perhaps we should reword that and say no more fires, due to the multiple infringements that rule already has. Looking at you, Yoko.
3) If you’re not a Nevermore friend, a family member - NOT Enid’s, please - or someone we’ve paid to bring us food, please leave us alone. Write a note, send a text. We don't need to talk in person.
4) If anyone complains about Enid’s housewide playlist, they will be removed. In other words: Enid Sinclair is a musical genius and you should trust everything she says ever.
5) The following list of people are banned until they meet the outlined terms:
Esther Sinclair and Murray Sinclair = Forever, we simply don’t like you. We make the rules. Sue us.
Tyler Galpin = until he returns my eyeliner. Stop stealing it, you dick.
Yoko Tanaka = until she hands over any incendiaries or potential fire hazards of any kind on her person. No more, Yoko.
6) The same applies for anyone who thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows, that the earth is flat or that Lady Gaga is not a goddess incarnate. You’re all idiots and we simply don’t have the time for idiots.
7) If you’re a door to door salesman, we don’t want it. Stop selling things. Take your vacuum cleaners and double glazed windows somewhere else. Like Xavier’s house. If you yell ‘XAVIER’S ADDRESS’ at the door, we will give you directions. And no, it’s not secure, but neither are we, so to hell with it all.
8) The one exception to this door to door salesman rule is if you are selling piano music. Enid is teaching Wednesday how to play, and Wednesday refuses to learn anything but music sold by, and I quote, ‘shady salesmen who are potentially also criminals.’ So it's the lucky day for you criminal salesmen. Bring your shit.
9) Finally, please sign the piece of paper. We’ve started a petition to persuade Bianca to ask Yoko out on a date. We need signatures. Please, join the cause. 
10) If you have any issues with these rules, please feel free to give any queries or criticism to the complaints team (your nearest bonfire.)
Thank you for your time.
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