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geneticcatalyst · 9 months

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as promised, an exploration of my one pet problem in fandom, or: misinterpretation of jby's first death (ft. zzs)

heres the thing. i occasionally see people reference what seems to be a misconception of the (english translation) text in qi ye. both the fact that its a translation and the metaphorical phrasing make it pretty clear to see why they got the wrong idea, but i firmly believe its still the wrong idea. i am by no means calling the people who got this mixed up dumb or bad, i am simply leaning over their shoulders going 'wait no bestie pls read that again pls read that one more time!!' because this is one of my favorite books and this thing is a key piece of one of my favorite things about it.

i said i was gonna pull screenshots for this post but i think it will be a little while before i get to another reread and i can't ctrl+f the google doc so im just gonna whip this out from memory. if anyone does have this particular passage on hand feel free to pop it in here. the rest of the context/explanations are just from my cursory research, im not chinese or a historian.

cards on the table. the only thing i love more than unhinged gay romances is unhinged platonic soul mates. its catnip to me. i go feral every goddamn time. and i havent stopped losing my mind about zhou zishu and jing beiyuan since that first qi ye scene. what do those guys have going on? not even sure they know but it's A Lot. ive got like 18 other unpublished drafts trying to work that out slash losing my fucking mind at the lengths they go to about each other. that relationship is at the center of both novels even if the spotlight isnt on it. so I admit that my readings are colored a bit by how much i like that they like each other!

which is why im shocked baffled and, ok, lightly salted, to see a few people make the claim that zishu (personally) tortured/killed beiyuan in his first life.

so what the text says is that after helian yi stopped trusting beiyuan (after su qingluan's accidental death), he was basically put to death. but even the emperor has to have a half decent reason to execute someone. the text describes these reasons- ten of them- as zhou zishu's masterpieces. it also refers to them as great shames to beiyuan's standing. what's happening is that helian yi has zishu frame beiyuan for treason or other betrayals against the emperor/the country. it isn't specific as to what, but it doesn't really matter, because its all fake and zishu is really good at his job. so yes, it is fair to say that zishu is the INSTRUMENT of beiyuan's death, but he didn't kill him, he just laid the groundwork.

the text goes on to another slightly confusing line where it says something to the effect of that when each of these accusations were read out in court, each line drew blood from jing beiyuan. that's a metaphor! it's just saying that his reputation was torn apart and ultimately his fate is sealed, despite the phrasing there are no literal injuries happening.

also, i may not have the timeline perfect on this part, but in zishu's introduction in the beginning of the novel, the narration tells us outright that while zishu is partially responsible for beiyuan's death, he was like. cool about it. in what seems to be the first and only time he ever steps out of line or goes against helian yi's command (!), after setting all this up but- if im remembering right- before the news actually breaks in court the next day, zishu warns beiyuan. now this admittedly doesnt do a whole lot because the only other possible option (cut and run) isn't a very good one, but it's the only thing zishu can do. he doesnt have to, but he does it anyway (!). of course beiyuan doesnt even consider doing this, he's stubborn and heartbroken, but he really seems to 1. appreciate the risk zishu took here to try to give him a chance and 2. not hold the whole set up against zishu or take that bit personally.

so what actually happened at the end of beiyuan's first life? he was sent the 3 zhang of white silk. the text does explicitly say this once, but if you're not familiar with the practice it may not click. receiving the white silk from the emperor is what happens when you're too high ranking to execute like a commoner but you've fallen from grace and are being politely asked to hang yourself in order to clear your name. and of course beiyuan, stubborn and heartbroken, does. yes, it's a forced suicide, but it isn't a murder.

anyway, its in that secret conversation, where zishu secretly meets with beiyuan seemingly to try to convince him to save himself and beiyuan outright refuses, that beiyuan promises that if theres a next life (ha), they'll get drunk together. and of course against all odds, there is and they do.

the thing about the idea that some people might think that zishu killed beiyuan is that after that nothing between them makes sense. even if it was at helian yi's request, i just cant see that not permanently damaging the friendship, i don't think beiyuan could immediately pick back up being best friends in the seventh life with that memory in the way. why would zishu go out of his way to warn beiyuan one day if he was perfectly capable and fine with killing him the next? why would beiyuan not only be happy to meet zishu again in the seventh life but also go out of his way trying to save zishu's? none of their other interactions really make sense if you believe there was a murder done there. idk. it clouds the whole throughline of the story which is that they have a bond!

i think maybe people think it is in character due to the other ruthless murders, and they're not wholly wrong, but that's the kicker for me. zishu will murder all kinds of innocents no questions asked, but he's suddenly trying to give an out to his coworker and drinking buddy? hello? thats insane, and that's the point.

furthermore, if you think maybe it would make sense for helian yi to have beiyuan violently killed (since it keeps fucking happening later), i actually have to become helian yi's lawyer for a moment here and say that that doesnt make sense either. helian yi is sitting on a throne gained by shadowy means but he's the Good Guy Ruler and that reputation is important. hes not a cruel person and he may have become paranoid but he still has a shared history with beiyuan. plus, even the emperor has to abide by a certain amount of decorum when he wants to have people killed, especially when that person is also a high ranking member of court. beiyuan's status is basically second only to the royal bloodline, he's essentially the prev emperor's godson, as well as a previously close confidante of helian yi himself. the white silk was regarded as a privileged, dignified means of offing someone. helian yi is perfectly within social acceptability to do this to beiyuan with the pretext of beiyuan's disgrace. but it would be pushing the boundaries for the good and just emperor to suddenly have one of his top advisors and members of high nobility brutally killed like a common criminal. he could probably do it, but it would reflect on him and his reputation too. he could do it in secret, but would have to cover up the disappearance of a prominent court figure. it just makes sense to use the white silk as the neatest, most acceptable legal justice channel here. maintain emotional detachment, be polite, everybody's honor gets honored and such.

so that's the ted talk. theres even some beautiful fanart on here of white-haired first life beiyuan holding the white silk! he wasn't tortured or outright executed, and he chose to obey rather than escape or fight the false claims of treason even though his friend tried to give him the only out he could manage. to interpret things differently really skews the character motivations and plot for everyone- beiyuan, zishu, helian yi- in a way that warps the story out of believability, imho.

#gently and lovingly nailing my opinions to the fandom's front door <3 #minor qi ye spoilers obv #i think i spent upwards of 3 hours on this draft so believe me this is 10 percent salt and 90 percent love #i wouldnt call this a common misconception either but every time i do see it i have to go walk around the room #i love to think about first life and i love to think about murderbros so. inbox open #qi ye #and thank u to my enablers u know who you are!!#qy meta

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pumpkinsy0 · 1 month

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desi!johnny hc’s but early 2000’s au? thanks if u get to it!

YEA OF COURSE!!! i dont even think i rlly ever talked about johnny in my 2000s au cause hes just so timeless so this would acc be pretty good help to find out what hes like

•HUGE tollywood fan, would literally force pony to watch some movies w him (if i remember correctly, tollywood refers to the bengali cinema/film industry, if im wrong MY BAD</33)

•some of em arent even translated to english or at least he doesnt have the version that is, maybe its recorded on a vhs tape so ponys just there sitting quietly and every 10 mins hes like “so whats goin on”

•his fav to watch is chokher bali and the namesake (i say the namesake cause i feel like maybe johnny relates to it quite a bit yknow)

•sometimes u can catch him listening to Rabindra Sangeet songs, hes not rlly a music person but he likes it a lot

•HE ALSO LIKES BANGLA BAND MUSIC i can feel it, sometimes he shares an earbud w pony so he can listen to it too

•he LOVES partachitra paintings (if u havent seen em before look them up), hes not much of an artist but i imagine that in class he likes doodling and drawing inspo from those paintings, not exactly drawing like those hindu mythology scenes, but just the way he draws ppl???u can tell he gets some notes from partschitra paintings

•i see him as being more open about his culture so maybe in the curtis house he gets them to make bengali food/sweets like sandesh, rashgulla, macher jhol, etc etc, and the gang has a bengali dinner night<33

•google translate was made in 2006 and SO THIS MEANS that yes, SOMETIMES the gang (mostly pony) can find out what johnny mumbled under his breath in bengala (or whatever language u hc him to speak) and they now know just how funny johnny rlly is

•or rlly how mean, ik he makes some slick comments under his breath, when he finds out someones using google translate on him he just sighs and goes lu know what i said huh😕😕”

THATS RLLY ALL I CAN THINK OF NOW BUT this gave me a way better understanding of johnny in the early 2000s au so bless u🙏🏽🙏🏽

AND AS ALWAYS IF I GOT SOMETHING WRONG PLS CORRECT ME GUYS I BEG</3

#desi johnny cade #johnny cade #ponyboy curtis

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discreetmusic · 2 years

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the amount of customers who have been absolutely vile to me has really ramped up lately... im so stressed and tired pls leave me alone

#its also in a lot of cases where its just not necessary!!#like this one woman was ranting to me in french (its all over email) abt her order not arriving and wanting a refund #so i was like oh yeah it looks like on ur tracking info that your order was returned to sender bc u didnt pay the customs fees #and i refunded her #and she came back yelling again abt how she hasnt got any refund and this amounts to fraud and shes gonna get the law on us #and also telling me to reply in french..... bitch im just using google translate u can do that too i dont speak french #i was just like???? i refunded you today pls be patient ive done exactly what u asked i dont know what else you want #and some other guy emailed twice and i replied both times and hes like WHY ARENT YOU REPLYING THIS IS SCANDALOUS #and im like but i have replied!!!! im sorry if you didnt see it but ive replied to you several times i dont know what else i can do!!#and people being like this is terrible customer service youre awful and wrong and terrible #and im like im just trying to do my job. there is only one of me doing customer service #its literally just lil me working part time doing ALL of this and its not my fault that brexit screwed everything up with shipping #personal

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imeldasboot · 2 years

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BROKEN LOVE

characters: imelda, coco and julio

description: NEVER HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE!!

so this is just how i would imagine imelda and coco before when coco was still a teen and still loves showing her love to music! except for her mamá, i dont know how to speak spanish so i will use some of the words i only know or if i want to add something spanish i will use google translator so pls correct if its wrong!

i kinda got some ideas from that la bikina comic from @miguelcocofangirl also i wish all of the things i imagine about them will be shown if ever there's a coco 2 or i wish it was shown in coco, hope you like it! :)

its a sunny day in santa cecilia its almost night tho, coco is staring at the window, leaning and doesnt know what to do while her mamá is at the market buying food for their dinner, julio called coco.

"coco!"

julio is coco's bestfriend, though julio has a secret feelings for coco(just how i would think how their relationship started with each other) and he never told her yet.

"julio!!" she smiled at him

"hey is your mamá there?"

"no, she went to the market!"

"come down!! do you wanna go to the plaza?!"

"sí!!! wait for me"

coco rushed down the stairs, puts on her shoes her mamá made for her and went out with julio.

they walked out to the streets and went to the plaza

"julio, i cant let mamá see us at the plaza, especially the plaza is crawling with mariachis! anddd music!"

"sí sí! don't worry coco, i'll be here to protect you, just have fun"

they arrived at the plaza, coco is kinda hungry since imelda havent made their dinner and not back yet. julio told coco to stay and wait for him

"i'm hungry i should've ate something before going out, these people selling things made my stomach grow!"

"oh, stay there yes? i'll be right back"

"oh o-okay.. hehe?"

coco sat on the bench and watched the mariachis play, she sang along and smiles while waiting for julio to come back

julio went to buy some pan dulce and limonada (a mexican bread and lemonade) it costed 15 pesos and 10 pesos total 20 pesos not that bad so julio doesnt need to worry, he also wanted coco not to starve since he's the one who invited coco to go out in a sunny day.

julio came back and saw coco just standing there and watching the mariachis play music and she dances, julio smiled and that made his heart melt <3

"coco! here."

"julio! wh-"

"i didnt want you to starve so here take this, dont worry about me i already ate, go feed your barriga hambrienta (hungry tummy)"

"oh julio you don't need to do this! i'm fine"

"no no please go eat mamá imelda would get mad"

"*giggles* gracías julio, gracías."

"no hay problema coco!"

they sat there and watch the bands play their favorite songs, after coco eats, poco loco plays and julio stood up to her and held his hand to her

"dance señorita?"

coco laughs and danced along with julio happily beside the band, as the music plays, their feet moves, her dress sways, coco enjoys every moment with julio

"you're the best julio, thankyou."

"anything to make you happy"

imelda is going home, she went her way to the plaza and noticed a girl with a braid and knew its coco,

"is that..coco? ugh i knew she's with that idiota again! anddd at the plaza!"

she madly walked towards the two bestfriends

"coco!"

"mamá!...."

"didnt i tell you not to go to the plaza!"

julio stands behind because he knows how imelda gets mad. imelda doesnt hate julio its just that julio gets away with coco and plays and listens to music with her and imelda hates music though julio knows that but he also knows coco loves it and he's the only one who can listen and get along with her. (so maybe when they got married, julio just accepted the banning of music and stayed with coco cuz he loves her, its impossible that coco never told julio about her obsession with music. and maybe julio forgot and ignored music bcz of mama imelda and he got used to the ban of it but coco never did. this is just how i imagine it)

"but mama por favor(please)..."

"you! are coming home. NOW!"

"perdon(sorry)julio."

"its okay! goodnight coco.."

imelda walked away to the plaza to their home

coco waved bye to julio and went with her mamá.

when they arrived home, imelda puts her groceries at the table, coco sat at the chair, house is silent. imelda gave coco an angry stare

"why are you so hard to listen?! didnt i tell you to never go to the plaza and never listen to music! you know plaza is always crowded with mariachis!"

imelda shouts at her, coco stares at her angrily and

"what about it mamá?! can't i have fun? just for one day!?? why do you always have to do this!? and what's wrong with listening to music?! WHY?!"

"didnt i banned music? thats why you shouldnt listen! you're never allowed to go out without my permission and next time i dont ever want to see you with julio again, EVER AGAIN!" imelda points a finger to coco and giving her a warning, coco is not done with it yet, but imelda turned around to fix the food she bought.

"why does music bother you? why did you ban it? and why did you tore papa's picture on our photo?! MAMÁ ANSWER ME! WHATS THE REASON FOR BANNING MUSIC?!"

imelda slams the bottle of avocado oil and turns around in shock and anger that she couldnt handle what's going on anymore

"BECAUSE IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF YOUR PAPÁ! IT BREAKS MY HEART COCO. HEARING MUSIC BREAKS ME!"

coco went silent and felt sorry for it. imelda walked away with tears going to her room

"mamà...."

imelda shutted the door and leans on the door breaking down, breathing heavily till she sat on the floor, she remembers hector leaving, she hears his goodbyes and misses his kisses, she miss his hugs and remembered their sweet moments, she was crying a lot and in pain. she hates herself when she's like this. remembering the love of her life is her weakness. she couldnt stop crying, all what coco said keeps playing on her head. why does music really bother me? why does it remind me of him? i already forgot about him! i already did! and this shouldnt be happening, it shouldnt make me cry! i shouldnt be crying over that man! that man who left us! but that still doesnt make her stop crying, it made her more cry on her knees, tears dropping on her dress and heart beating fast. coco doesnt know what to do, so she just waited for her to go out and say sorry.

imelda went out and wiped her nose and tears, coco is sitting on the chair and just staring at the floor, imelda went to the kitchen and makes tamales for dinner, after preparing she sets the table and called coco to eat

"dinner, coco."

house is full of silence and you can only hear the spoon fork and wind, coco sat in front of imelda and before she eats

"im sorry mamá. i never thought about it, i wish i knew"

"eat your dinner coco its gonna get cold. "

and they started to eat their dinner.

thats all i hope its not that bad, im really bad at writing but i just want to share my coco imagines or my coco imagines that i think happened that wasnt included in the movie or was never thought by the coco directors

#pixar coco #coco #ernesto de la cruz #imelda rivera #coco rivera #mama coco #fanfic #coco fanfiction

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muffinrecord · 3 years

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I'm currently writing a post for r/HobbyDrama (a subreddit where people discuss, well, hobby drama) on the downfall of Magia Record NA. Is there anything you think I should add? I'm writing about the unrest that led up to the announcement (such as #NATempo and constant limited banners), the failure of Gallery Mode, and the devs' refusal to refund money.

I was wondering if anyone write anything there! Oh man. Where to start?

First off, someone did a short summary of the drama here, in one of the weekly scuffles threads. I commented on this don’t judge me pls.

I think some things to mention might be that MagiReco NA had a lot going wrong for it, right off the bat. It was region locked (so folks outside of North America had to use VPNS and/or cracked APKs to play*) and the pacing was very fast, which put a lot of potential players off. If you want an example of the pacing, then even I, an unemployed fuckwad, would have to frantically play to clear shops. The game’s release also had very little in the way of advertisements-- a lot of folks didn’t realize the game had even started until several months had passed.

(*Edit from a helpful anon: As a Brit, I just want to clarify that we did not need a VPN to open the game/start an account to play on NA! (Nor JP, actually.) We only needed the VPN to download the game from Google Play in the first place. Once we had it, we could ditch the VPN if we so wished.”)

But not all was bad. The Devs did actually listen to the playerbase early on! After lots of whining, the devs implemented a change to daily missions after the Kazumi event, which gave us extra mirrors coins and AP pots to compensate for the faster pace. The Devs also handled The Great Rainbow Orb bug with a lot of class (didn’t ban anyone for taking advantage of it, gave magia stones to good players, ect). In fact, around this time last year we had a special event made for us (Thanksgiving) (which had its own drama lol), Black Friday Sales, and the announcement of NA-exclusive Ashley Taylor.

That being said, I think November was also the time when things started to go wrong. You can see the list of events here, but we got “FM Kamihama” on November 5th, when folks were expecting it to occur in April (since it was an April Fools event, and since the game would keep events locked to their respectively holidays) . After that, we had another limited banner-- this time it was “Magia Clash!”, which no one expected this early. I mean, a lot of folks weren’t even sure if we’d get it since it was a crossover, but no one thought it’d be out so soon. You can see @leafbladie‘s post here about it as an example. We had jokes about NA Tempo before, but November is when we really started to ramp up on the unpredictability of the tempo, and not just the speed.

Additionally, other strange stuff was afoot. Mayu’s event, “Wait You Got it Wrong” was done out of order and finally started November 25th, which was really late in the schedule compared to when Mayu came out for JP. I wonder if they did that as a breathing period so we could spend more money for the upcoming limited events?

Then when December started, we had the clusterfuck of Holy Mami and Holy Alina being released back to back. Unfortunately I don’t have screenshots of the google doc, but back then we were all religiously watching it to see what was datamined. Here’s a link to a post I made on it (not great). Something hilarious of note here is that these fools scheduled two back to back limited Christmas banners for December... But they ended on the 24th. On Christmas Day we had a Homura uncap + training event. :’)

Edit: also, I forgot, but Holy Alina was released so early that they had to lock her personal story since it would have spoiled plot stuff. And on this vein, they also had to edit Magia Clash since it had spoiler characters in it. However... I think Magia Clash was way overtuned for us, because it was made for a more mature playerbase with better characters than what we all had.

The back-to-back New Years events were less controversial as we all were kind of expecting it to happen because of Christmas. But I don’t think we expected the absolute flurry of limited banners about to head our way.

Another fuckery thing they did was have all of the limited spinoff banners rerun on February 3rd to February 9th. Why is this important? Well, fucking Madokami was released on February 25th. Sneaky bastards. And speaking of which, no one was expecting her then. Some folks thought she’d be out for Christmas, then it was mostly thought that she’d be out for our first anniversary (a few folks thought she’d be out for Thanksgiving to take advantage of Black Friday sales, but they were less common).

Another note for the weird AF NA tempo would be the time they did the opposite of speed and extended an unlimited event-- for Sayuki Steps Up. It was longer for us than it was for JP! I still don’t know what was up with that.

Uhh let’s see here... Our One Year Anniversary was missing so much stuff (rerun of previous limited banners, chance to buy missing costumes, costume stories for example) that a lot of people, including myself, believed that they were going to do an Anniversary Part Two on JP’s anniversary date. So much so that we were all confused as fuck when “A New Beginning,” the game’s second anniversary event, came and ended before the JP anniversary even started. When Hanna’s banner came out, there were still folks convinced that we’d get something special for the JP anniversary (also: this is when Iroha’s Birthday is said to occur). But they didn’t do shit. They didn’t acknowledge it in game, and the most we got was a brief shoutout on twitter that was likely automated.

Going back to “A New Beginning,” we were missing a whole half of the event. There was supposed to be a series of days where you’d get login stories. We never got that-- fans had to translate it and upload it to youtube for us to see it for ourselves.

There was also the Bonus Ticket Campaign for the 400th anniversary-- lots of missing memoria were added to the game at that time. These memoria are unlimited on JP, but they were limited for us, and the devs didn’t tell us that. We all assumed that they would be unlimited for us too, until they were gone.

Another thing to note would be the revenue. Now, these aren’t entirely accurate I think, but they were of note: I think the worst dip for revenue occurred during the “See You Tomorrow” event, and you can see the reddit discussion for it here.

Regarding money, this game allowed you to still spend magia stones after the shutdown announcement. There was a scheduled time for when they’d no longer let you buy stuff, but it was still tacky and gross.

What else to note...

I think that’s about all I can think of at this moment, but feel free to reach out if you need anything else. I wasn’t always good about reblogging others’ content during the November - April time period, but I might have some reblogs of memes and other coping mechanisms we all came up with at that time. I can look for them so you don’t need to search this wretched blog by yourself :’)

#silvermoon424 #Muffin Record #Ask Muffin #End of NA

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weeb-writings · 4 years

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alisa teaching lev incorrect russian phrases

a certain groupchat im in with so many beautiful people has brought this idea to my attention. most definitely something i canon abt the two siblings now, i totally see it.

special thanks to: @sarido275 for this idea!! i love this so much and i hope this meets your expectations-

warnings: swearing, a fight btwn siblings, also this is relatively long for a hc so brace yourself

genre: crack, fluff, angst? if you squint-

synopsis: lev’s (gorgeoues, beautiful, pretty, amazing, cute) sister, alisa, teaches lev russian phrases... except its all backwards...

i used a couple websites: a b

a/n: im writing a longer oneshot (haechan x reader) so this is something ive been working on, on the side. i hope you like whatever the frick frack this is-

if you have any requests, shoot them in my dms or ask box! if you have any constructive criticism, let me know what i can fix and how! thank you uwu

*breathes* okay, this is straight up crack, like

i literally see this happening btwn the two siblings, where lev’s sister alisa ends up teaching lev russian phrases with the incorrect translations

she’s such a sweetie pie i dont see her intentionally teaching lev the incorrect translations for stuff- so yes,

with the power of google and tumblr i present to you: lev walking around like an idiot :) (i love him v much tho and hes baby all the way)

okay lets start with the “basics”

first off is хуй (pronounced: hooy), and it means dick

omg i what am i writing

okay so like, yaku probably does something nice for alisa (meaning he puts lev in check bc lev is stoopid)

and alisa decides to thank him like “you have such a big hooy yaku~~”

and everyone on nekomas vbc team looks at the two siblings like ????? what did she just say

and lev looks at her and she goes “hooy means heart!!”

omfg not only lev, but all of nekoma is using this word now and its so bad bc they all say it so confidently whose gonna tell them-

and like, whenever someone does anything remotely nice lev will tell them that they “have such a big hooy” and that they are so kind and that he appreciates them

which ultimately, this term rubs off on karasuno and fukorodani (specifically hinata and bokuto)

quite literally a term that spreads like wildfire and they all use it so mindlessly eye-

okay, next term: Трахни тебя (pronounced: poshyol ty), and it means: fuck you (omg i hate writing swears bc lev is involved and he is BABY I CANNOT-)

okay but alisa and lev are most likely parting ways early in the morning, and he is going to a summer week camp for vb practice (w the boys ayyy) omg i hate myself so much

but like, she probably wants to say something along the lines of “i love you” but she ends up saying fuck you (dw, i checked and its the aggresive kind, no not the kinky aggresive just straight up like a screw you) pls i hate that im making this more awkward by the second

okay but like, hes probably leaving in the morning and shes like “poshyol ty” and he kind turns back, confused look on his face

and hes like “whats that mean????” and shes like, with a bright smile, “it means I LOVE YOU” and he repeats it a few times

and this poor bby uses this ALL the mcfreaking time now

yaku is abt to kick him? “pls stop poshyol ty”

kuroo wants to give him shit for sucking at blocking? “im sorry but dont forget poshyol ty”

omg KENMA WHEN HES MAD “kenma im so sorry youre the best pls poshyol ty”

so it probably circulates around the team, and by now all of the nekoma vbc are using this on one another ALL the time

again, its something picked up by other teams

i.e: bokuto to akaashi, hinata to kags, and it even reaches oikawa, who uses it on iwa, satori to ushijima (bye these r ships)

but finally, poor alisa thought that by saying Отыебис от меныа (pronounced: otyebis ot menya) she was saying “your presence is nice” but in reality she was saying “get the fuck away from me”

omg pls this is so terrible someone tell her-

but like anyways, when she says it so him, its when hes upset bc the whole team is upset at him bc he almost made the team lose

aka putting them at risk for his shitty blocking skills

and hes like “no one likes me, no one wants to be around me”

and alisa is like: “hey, otyebis ot menya, and if its from me, they even appreciate you too :)”

and he asks her to explain the meaning to him and shes like “it means i appreciate your presence”

and so he cheers up, and goes to practice the next day

and he apologises to everyone and then goes, “as much as i suck otyebis ot menya”

like ????? and everyone appreciates it!! like >.< omg i hate this

but in general, another phrase that spreads like wildfire!!

at this point, everyone thinks hes a sweetheart (and dumbass) whos using loving terms with his team and friends!!

now, onto the “swear words”

which, in reality, are words/phrases with positive meanings :(

ah i really hope someone tells everyone wassup w these terms

but, lets start w this beautiful term: Я верю в тебя (pronounced: ya veryu v tebya)

this means: i believe in you (and reader, i believe in you, you can do anything you put your mind as long as it doesnt harm you or anyone)

but anyways, this is probably a term that slips out during a fight btwn the two siblings

is it weird that i cant imagine them fighting often, or at all-

okay anyways, back to the hc

theyre probably fighting about how lev left his dirty laundry in the br after the shower, or how he left his dishes on the dining table and how he isnt necessarily cleaning up after himself

and shes tired of it, so she starts yelling at him

and shes like “oh my god! youre so useless! veryu v tebya”

and he kinda stops saying anything back and stares at her c o n f u s e d

and shes like ?? whatre you looking so lost for

and hes like, what does that mean

and shes like, it means that you arent capable of anything.

so this poor boy thinks that the term “i believe in you” now means “you arent capable of anything”

when kenma, kuroo, and yaku treat him a little meaner on a bad day, he’ll be sure to mumble it under his breathe

when he blocks hinata’s spike, hes sure to yell it out proudly, and everyone kinda is like ????

and so he explains what it means, and

hinata isnt phased by the fact that lev just called him incapable bc poor bby got to learn another russian phrase

and then kenma puts two and two together and realizes what levs been calling him

*insert a mad kenma*

*insert a mad kuroo*

*insert a mad yaku*

okay but srsly the whole nekoma vbc starts using this term to clown lev when he messes up!!

in reality, everyones the clown bc theyre using the wrong term altogether

another term lev would learn from alisa, would be Мой милый ангел (pronounced: moy miliy angel)

and what alisa thinks it means is : you are not an angel/youre a fallen angel/youre the devil

bc like some languages dont have a term for something, so they use another term and then the word not in front of it, so alisa assumes thats what it is

so she just assumes this word is something to call someone a devil or basically imply theyre a bad person

this term slips out from alisa, when someone says a comment about lev during a game,

ooooo lets say the nekoma vs. nohebi game to make it to nationals

and someone says something along the lines of lev being a terrible blocker

from across the court

and out of nowhere

alisa is like “hes better than you! moy miliy angel”

poor bby thought she was defending her brother

okay she was but still-

you know what i mean

but anyways, everyone looks at her

and she just shrugs it off bc she doesnt owe anyone an explanation

but after the game, yaku’s younger sister brings it up in front of them

and she explains to everyone that it means a devil

and theyre all like ??

alisa saying something mean- this is new

but in her defense it was bc she was standing up for her brother

as she should-

but on a real note, lev adopts this term to roast people during plays and makes them confused hehehe their faces r funny bc they get so lost and bam nekoma scores

a term that kageyama adopts

he expands his vocab when hes mad at hinata from boke, to boke and moy miliy angel

tanaka probably uses this term on people who piss him off

imagine him saying it w his buddha face LMAO

but lastly, a term that lev would learn from alisa is Радость моя

this term is pronounced as radost moya

it means “my joy”

so, when alisa is stressing over something (maybe hw, maybe over the fact that lev keeps making a fool of himself in front of yakus sister)

she’s like muttering under her breath,

“this is gonna be the death of me, ugh why is this radost moya“

like LMAO she thinks this term means terrible, or my bad luck

no sweetie its the opposite

its just so funny, lev hears her and she explains the term

so he begins to use it all the time

and i mean ALL THE TIME

when he cant block? radost moya. when someone reminds him that he isnt the ace? radost moya.

so, when bokuto is in emo mode, lev is like radost moya, its just bl (ha if your mind went to boy-) bad luck

and bokuto is immediately out of his emo mode bc he is LEARNING a new term from his fave russian teacher uwu

but again, a term that spreads like wild fire

this is what kags calls hinata, iwa to oikawa, and semi to shirabu

overall, alisa teaching lev incorrect russian phrases, is lev teaching the whole of anyone who plays volleyball ever incorrect russian phrases

these humans look like straight up clowns

i CaNnOt emphasize how dumb they look-

basically just becomes a crack fest

bonus (kinda-):

lev, kenma, kuroo, tsuki, kags, akaashi, bokuto, yams, and yaku all went to the fish market one day

they all witness kuroo, bokuto, lev and hinata do something stupid with their shared one brain cell

so, naturally, the others flame them in russian

and someone nearby is like

“aww its so sweet you believe them,, your friendship is so cute“

queue the whole crew (ugh i hate that term but its better than squad) turning to look towards lev

and BAM they all start asking this random person for translations on stuff

they all look so shocked and mad and sad

*insert a mad kenma*

*insert tsuki mocking everyone*

just funNy stuff hahahaha

okay imma head out bc wtf did i just write-

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well hello, hello it is i, anthony, coming trough with a swapped brand new muse because i was losing muse and didn’t know what exactly to do with him. but, i’ve been thinking about this kid right here, since i’ve just started watching on my block and i’ve had adore in mind for a long while! i’m gonna move on instead of rambling on. a plots masterlist of wanted connections will come after this! so, without further-ado, here’s adore cruz!

diego tinoco. cis-male. he/him. ／ adore cruz just pulled up blasting green light go by becky g — that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty-two year old child actor/musician & songwriter, i’ve heard they’re really -blunt, but that they make up for it by being so +debonair. if i had to choose three things to describe them, i’d probably say sleeping naked on expensive sheets, beauty sculpted by the gods, coffee stained lyrics. here’s to hoping they don’t cause too much trouble ! ( anthony, 21+, est, he/him )

shawn mendes vc

BACKSTORY ! ! !

adore cruz was born in los angeles, california as the youngest of six children in the cruz family. the bundle of such joy came on december 25th, 1997 at midnight. there’s a joke myth that santa claus was flying around when he was born, but you know that’s just a fun little joke.

his parents really wanted to name him adore, it was a name that they just really liked? he can’t really explain why he’s named adore, but maybe he was meant to be adored... except in a different way.

his father is the ceo to a pharmaceutical company while his mother was an international model. they’ve got money all over the place and a huge majority of their wealth comes from old money, with the money from the company adding onto it, as well as all the work that his mother has done. we could get into all the old money history, but that would truly be so long.

his family is a bit more of an academic family, to be quite honest. it’s all medical and business... where adore has never that type of person. he just didn’t have it in him to want to go the academic route.

he was seemingly meant for the glitz, glam, and fame. sure, his parents seemingly just wanted him to be meant for the glitz and glam, rather than the fame. they were all about big and extra - however, they didn’t want their son to really go on to be famous or whatever. however, he was determined.

he was rather interested in music and acting, learning the guitar and piano, as well as the voice he’s got on him. however, he was always really interested in acting. his parents just kind of like were like whatever, okay fine you can act whatever but that’s it you’re gonna go to college after. this was his current in.

he became a bit of a big disney star (just because i couldn’t help myself.) most of his time was spent there and there were a few outside movies that he was in, but that was it. (i didn’t give him a filmography just because he’s done with that part of his life, mostly. so, i didn’t want to like hog anything??)

during adore’s teenage years was when things had seemingly gotten bad when it came to family. he was ignoring their demands, what they wanted from him. he didn’t want what they want; not to mention how bad their attitudes had gotten, especially because he broke out of the mold that was set for him. the only one that really kind of was there for him is his mother, whom he somewhat has a relationship with.

however, he has major daddy issues because his relationship with his dad isn’t the best, due to the rift that’s there because he simply just didn’t want to be him, do what he was doing, or what his other siblings were doing.

this got worst when adore made his music debut; that was the nail in the coffin, really. he was going to solidify himself in what he wanted to do, where he wanted to take his life, not what other’s wanted for him. he decided it was best and if people were going to go down in the process then well.. were they ever really there for him?

also his vc/discography is shawn mendes,, we love to see it

there’s simply just a rift, not him being shunned or anything. they’re just simply pissed that he is not with what they wanted. it’s the worst with his dad, as he never listened to him; which i guess i’m just reiterating, but they truly bash heads. thanksgiving, christmas, and easter never go well because it always ends with adore throwing a drink and walking out on the holiday because he truly can’t stand them. the only person who gets an apology later is his mother. no one else simply deserves it from him. kind of think laurel from how to get away with murder and her dynamic with her family.

HOMOPHOBIA TW // (??) if that wasn’t enough for adore, on top of that, he’s completely harboring a secret. adore is very much homosexual/homoromatic. no one really knows unless you’re close to him, and he’s kind of forced to keep the secret. his management is making him keep it, thinking it’ll ruin his image or some shit with fangirls or whatever.

also his father is a lil ?? so he’s also like should i piss him off more ... but like he also kind of wants to say something because like yes more nails in the coffin to be petty as fuck! but also his dad isn’t too bad with it ?? so its truly just u know. // END TW

also he speaks both english and spanish... i can’t speak spanish so pls don’t come for me. i may use google translate so PLEASEEE correct me if google translate is wrong !!! i beg of you!!

his ass also lives in a huge house by himself because extra as hell too!

PERSONALITY ! ! !

truly a nice guy, who can be a bit friendly. has a bit of a cute smile that could easily make you melt.

he’s stylist, charming, and an all around looker. adore is fine as heck, imma just say it now! he’s your little prince charming, a good boy.

however, he’s got a bark that can bite and attitude for days. that’s just how it is and he has it from his parents, especially his father whom he bumps heads with all the time.

adore will also tell it how it is, to be quite honest. he’s not going to hold anything back, he’ll simply just say it and not care about consequences.

this part was short and like i wanted to add character inspos but i don’t have anything??

BIRTH CHART, AS A TREAT.

#let's just say rip rio </3 #excess:intro #homophobia tw #im p sure who knows ahbjfsbg #⌜ 𝙊𝙊𝘾: intro. ⌟#⌜ 𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙕: about. ⌟

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hellooooo i saw ur msgs about the project and honestly i love ur idea so much can u pls tll me more about it?? anyways "عامل الناس بلطف" its in arabic and if you use google translate which im glad u didnt tbh, it would have been so wrong but thank you so much!!!!!

you’re AMAZING! thank you, thank you, darling!

tell me how to say ‘treat people with kindness’ in your native language

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vicaa344 · 7 years

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Drømmer Jeg | Prologue

I do not own the characters.

FanFiction | Rated: T (for now) | Drama, (a bit of) Romance, Horror

Description: One of Norway's spells goes wrong, which sets free a demon from its ghastly prison. Iceland is the only one who can help his brothers, who were put into a never-ending sleep. He needs to enter the Fade and rescue them before it's too late.

The idea popped out in my mind after reading "The Danish Slaughterhouse", though an influence had on me "A Dream is a Wish your Heart Makes". For a while I've wanted to write something gore-y and disturbing with my beloved Nordics but never actually had any idea for the plot. So! Here we go with "Drømmer Jeg" (which in Danish means "Do I dream?/Am I dreaming?"(Danish ppl correct me if I'm wrong pls). The title is after the song "Drømmer Jeg" by Johny Deluxe ft. Anna Nordell). Also the idea of the demon and the Fade (if you haven't figured it out yet or just don't know the game) is from 'Dragon Age: Origins'. Important Note: I know only English, Polish, a few random words in Russian (the Cyrillic alphabet is no mistery to me), Danish (trying to learn on my own), Spanish, Italian, Japanese and the very basics of German. Any other languages that show up in this fanfiction shall be translated in Google Translate (though, to make as few mistakes as I only can, I for sure shall use more than one translator to correct Google). I am very sorry native speakers. If I had knowledge on your respective languages, I would use it without doubt. Alas, I have none. Once again, I am very sorry for any mistakes. Enjoy!

So far, everything was going alright. The spell was working perfectly fine. Now just a little bit of... Moondust-... and!- Norway coughed harshly as a big cloud of smoke exploded into his face. He rushed to open the closest window, his eyes watering at the stinging, purple cloud. Once the window was opened he used his spell book to fan everything out of the small room. He had absolutely no idea why the spell didn't work. It wasn't really a hard one, so what could have possibly gone wrong? His deep indigo eyes scanned the page with the spell in his spell book, after a while slapping his hand against his forehead. He absolutely forgot about the black candle he was supposed to put in the circle. Ugh, now he had to do everything from the very beginning. The Norwegian groaned quietly and looked at a clock hanging on a wall. It was getting late, almost 9 pm. Making sure that the smoke disappeared, Norway blew out all candles and cleaned up his workshop. Once everything was in its place, he turned off the lights and locked the door, remembering to secure the seemingly small shed with a simple protective spell. The short walk home through the woods was uneventful. Only an owl spoke up once or twice, accompanied by a quiet concert of crickets. The sun hid around 3 pm or so and now the silver plate of the full moon shone from between occasional clouds. It was cold, soft snow glittered delicately in the moonlight. It was very peacful. A bit too peacful. Maybe it was only a weird feeling but Norge could clearly tell something was off. Was someone watching him? No way, who would be here at this hour. Someone other than the 4 Nordics, who currently should all be home. Well, maybe except Iceland. He said he was going to stay the night with Turkey (for some reason). And yet, there was still this unnerving feeling that someone.... or something, was following him. Maybe it's just paranoia. One of the fairies would have warned him that something was not right. Or maybe they were too scared of something? 'Stop it Norway. It's gettig ridiculous.' He scolded himself. This was stupid. Nothing was watching or following him. It was just his sick imagination. Rangt ... Aumingja litli manna. Svo kjánalegt. Svo barnaleg ... Geti ekki treyst eigin eðlishvöt sína ... Vilji hennar er sterk. En hugur hennar er veik.[1]

Once he found himself home, he headed to the kitchen to grab a quick snack before going upstairs to his room. Which was painfully close to a certain Dane's. He tried to be as quiet as possible, alas Denmark must have some kind of a sixth sense, as his door opened the exact moment Norway stepped into his room. "Norge!" The Norwegian cussed under his breath, turning to face the loud male. "...What do you want?" He asked with his usual straight face, perfectly hiding his annoyance. "Where have ya been?! I didn't see ya the whole day, I bet you were doin' all that magical stuff again!" The Dane said quickly. Norway looked at him for a while silently, only to turn around and go further into the room with Denmark following not too far behind. "...I've been so bored without you! There was absolutely no one home, can you belive that? Fin had to go out somewhere 'couse his boss needed him and Sve spent the whole day in 'is workshop!" He blabbed on, not realising that the shorter male payed absolutely no attention to his words. The deep indigo eyes looked at him blankly. "...You're talkin' too much brother." Norge said quietly, pushing his spell book into his bedside table's drawer. Danmark pouted. He needed attention right then and there. He watched the smaller male as he made his way to his desk to write something down on a slip of paper. Denmark took advantage of this temporar unawarness of the other and sneaked up behind him. He then quickly wrapped his arms around Norway's waist tightly, brushing his cheek against his nape. Norway stiffent, his gaze staring blankly at the paper. After a while he asked in a dangerously soft and low voice, "What are you doing?" "Huggin' ya," Danmark said, shrugging with a smile. The younger male sighed lightly and then elbowed Denmark in the rib cage. The man behind him let out a cry of pain, backing away a bit. "Uaaah! Norge! What was that fooor?!" He whined. "You touched me," The indigo-eyed man stated bluntly, turning to face the hurt male. "Now leave me alone. I want to go to sleep." Denmark quickly regained his composure and huffed, crossing his arms over his chest with a pout. "But I wanna hang out with you Nor!" "You alredy did. Now get out." "Norgeee! Pleeaaasee!!!" "Nei." "ACK!"

[1](is.)Rangt ... Aumingja litli manna. [...] - Wrong... Poor little human. So silly. So naive... Can't trust its own instinct... Its will is strong. But its mind is weak.

#fanfiction #Axis Powers: Hetalia #Nordics #APH Iceland #APH Norway #APHDenmark #APH Sweden #APH Finland #DenNor #SuFin #TurkIce #drama #horror #disturbing elements #gore #literature

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