#uranium glass au

[aziraphale-is-a-cat]

DPXDC URANIUM GLASS

Danny phantom but he frequents thrift stores and auctions to inspect 'uranium glass' to figure out if it's actually just ectocontaminated bc they have the same signs. Uv fluorescence, slightly radioactive, green tint. He just has a duplicate sneak into the back of the auction house to check via vibes.

Tim drake is an avid atendee to glassware auctions, looking for kryptonite imbued glass which has all the same signs as uranium glass, Uv fluorescence, slightly radioactive, green tint. He has his brothers sneak in behind the scenes to use the special 'bat-detector' (a horrifically frankensteined geiger counter and spectrometer) to check out suspicious pieces.

Now normally they don't mind eachother, they occasionally run into eachother looking at glass behind the scenes, but tend to leave it well and truly alone because A) they were on a time limit, B) they weren't interested in the same peices and nothing ever got stolen, and C) what were you doing at the devils sacrament??

This truce stands true for several years, an unsteady agreement to not stick noses where they don't belong beside some stilted small talk. That is until, a very nice piece shows up for auction with Uranium, Kryptonite AND Ectocontamination and thus ensues a hard fought battle between the Wayne family, renowned astrophysicist Dr D Fenton, and one very avid civillian collector.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #uranium glass au #tim drake #kryptonite #batboys #batkids

[uranium-glass-dice]

Soundwave is a telepath. Jazz would ace being a survival horror protagonist. Jazzwave is extremely compelling as a tragedy

Is this all it takes to make a Signalis au? Absolutely the fuck not, but I'm going to try anyway

#the jazzwave signalis au #transformers #maccadam #jazzwave #soundwave #jazz #uranium glass posts

[topguncortez]

key: ☆ full fic, ♢ one shot, ⏃ drabble, ⏀ series, ♰ AU

ANGST

✧ Reaper ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Pilot | There are some fears from the past that Bradley can't quite shake. But is your love enough to change things for the future? warnings: arguments, cursing, top gun shit, smutty, pregnancy, death.

✧ Goodbye ☆ Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw x ex-wife!reader | they were never good for each other, but they kept falling back in the same pattern. they once said, 'for better or for worse'. warnings: angst! cursing, toxic relationships, cheating

✧ Baby's Baby ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Mitchell!Female | after one night of blurring the line between friends, they must deal with the consequences that follow. warnings: teen pregnancy, mentions of vomiting, pregnancy scares

✧ Is this what you want? ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley meets a girl and falls head over heels, however, there is more to her than what meets the eye. warnings: pregnancy, mentions of cheating, dagger squad being a bunch of assholes.

✧ It Gets Better ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | There is no one else who understands grief better than Bradley Bradshaw. warnings: parental death, grieving, crying, depression.

✧ In the Sun ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Mafia AU | Bradley just wants one day where he can enjoy the Sunshine. warnings: character death, death, mentions of torture, mentions of guns, mentions of drugs, blood, stalking,

✧ Here Comes the Sun ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | there is a reason why children are supposed to outlive their parents. It's so there parents never know a day without the sun. warnings: death of a child, cancer, grieving parents, tears, bad coping mechanisms, heartbreak.

✧ A Supposed Miracle ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | A year ago you survived the unimaginable, but you weren't sure if it was actually the miracle they said it was. warnings: Uranium Mission, description of injuries, mentions of PTSD, amnesia, paralyzation, cursing

✧ Not A Good Experience ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x young Female!Reader | Bradley is acting strange, and you want to get to the bottom of it. warnings: age gap, arguing, verbal fighting, throwing glass (not at anyone), cursing, mentions of cheating, name calling

✧ Leave A Door Open ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley's world gets tilted off its axis when he meets a certain blonde haired, green eyed female. warnings: unplanned pregnancy, mentions of nudity, fear, cursing, mentions of abortion, happy ending:)

SMUT

✧ Two At Once ♢ Jake "Hangman" Seresin x Reader x Bradley "Rooster Bradshaw | “How do you feel about two at once?” warnings: smutty, slash pairing (Hangster), dom/sub dynamic, brat taming dynamic, teasing, allusions of sex

✧ Pregnancy Hormones ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley is finding fun with your heightened pregnancy hormones. warnings: smutty (no actual peen in the vageen), language, cursing, Rooster can't keep his hands to himself

✧ Eager & Obedient ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | You would do anything to pleasure Bradley. warnings: oral sex (m receiving), face fucking, handcuffs, age gap, dom/sub relationship, aftercare king Roo, hair pulling, tears, corruption kink

✧ Give Me More ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley knows what he is doing in bed, but sometimes, you just need a little more. warnings: smut, spitting, dirty talk, hair pulling, dom/sub, oral (m/f receiving), crawling, spanking, slapping, choking, degrading, this is dirty

✧ Older, Wiser, More Experienced ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley knew you were innocent, but he wasn't just sure how innocent you were. warnings: age gap (reader is 23, Bradley is 35), oral sex (f receiving), mentions of phone sex, blink and you miss it corruption kink, a dash of daddy kink.

✧ Even More Experience ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | You decide to take the next step with Bradley. warnings: SMUT, virginity loss, p in v, unprotected sex, cream pie, age gap, oral sex (f receiving), a dash of corruption kink, a lil bit of daddy kink. Bradley is big, alright. This is porn with a dash of plot.

✧ Partition ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley can't say no to you, but he can tell the driver to mind his own business. warnings: age gap, oral sex (m receiving), public sex (back seat of hangman's truck), a dash of voyeurism

✧ Who am I? ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley wants to hear about your day, but only if you call him by the right name. warnings: age gap, a bit of a corruption kink, daddy kink

✧ Nap Interruptions ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley hears you calling out for him in your sleep, but it's okay, cause he's right there to help you. warnings: suggestive, daddy kink, fingering, cockwarming

✧ Anything for Momma ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley gets his wife off by playing with her tits. warnings: pregnancy, nipple play

✧ Rooster "Breeding Kink" Bradshaw ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley tells you that this is going to be your last period. warnings: breeding kink, period sex, dry humping

FLUFF

✧ Hide & Seek ☆ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Pilot | the night before the mission and the pilots want to relax and let loose. And a simple game of hide n seek proves to be much more than just that. warnings: cursing, mentions of sex, mentions of death, sadness

✧ The one where Mav finds out ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Mitchell!Female | Mav finds out about Y/N and Bradley's secret, and he hopes that Bradley does the right things. warnings: teen pregnancy, cursing, mentions of parental death.

✧ Denial of Love ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley is in love with his best friend but he denies such a thing.

✧ What She's Missing ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Seresin!Female | Jake is tired of Bradley giving his sister longing looks, and tells him to go get her.

✧ Worst Best First Date ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | everything that could go wrong, goes wrong, but at least he's got someone willing to brace the suck with him.

✧ Nice Lips, Bradshaw ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Mitchell!Reader | Bradley isn't sure what to say when he kisses his best friend to prove a point to her.

✧ Wherefore art thou, Rooster? ⏃ Bradley Bradshaw x Mitchell!Reader | Bradley decides to quote Shakespeare as he climbs out of Baby Mitchell's window before Mav comes home

✧ Baby Cravings ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley is more than willing to drive across town at 3AM to get you chicken nuggets. warnings: pregnancy

✧ Morning Sickness ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Pilot | You had been planning on surprising Bradley with the news, but Baby Bradshaw had other plans. warnings: mentions of vomiting, mentions of difficulties getting pregnant.

✧ Great Love ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley grew up with a perfect example of what "great love" is supposed to be. . . but is he prepared for what he could lose if his "great love" doesn't love him back

✧ Honey, I'm Home ♢ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | Bradley knows how to make an entrance, and he must make said entrance every time he comes home

EXTRAS

✧ Postpartum Depression - HC

✧ Cuddles - HC

✧ Night Moves ⏀ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!Reader | It was supposed to be a nice, easy and fun final summer, the last one spent with his high school friends and family before they'd all go their separate ways in the fall. Except, Bradley didn't expect his mother's cancer to return and for his life to be derailed. But what happens when Bradley meets a girl visiting her grandmother for the summer and turns his life upside down.

✧ Beg For It ⏀♰ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!OC (Sugar) | A troubledsome boy turned stripper falls in love with a woman who could give a fuck less about him.

✧ The Mighty Have Fallen ⏀ ♰ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!OC (Bunny) | ten years ago, a car accident changed Y/N's life as she knew it. Being told that she had some 'guardian angel' that pulled her from the wreckage and saved her. Now, she is back in San Diego and finds out her so called guardian angel is anything but an angel

✧ Dragon & Rooster ⏀ Bradley Bradshaw x Female!OC | Being the younger sister to one of the top female fighter pilots has you on your toes and struggling to get an ounce of power.

#g's masterlists

[tblsomedoodles]

Mikey's Imaginary Friends AU Masterpost

ART AND FICS Concept Art and Idea outline (ART) Do NOT touch Shelldon (ART) Protecting Mikey comic (ART) Armor Design (ART) Casey Jones! (VID) Counting Stars FANSTUFF <3 Donnieverse Meeting by tsume4life Multiple Donnies (one is MIF : ) ) By merakimagic

ASK DOODLES A Misunderstanding Turtle Pile at the Library Donny with Glasses Donnieverse Shenanigans 1 Donnieverse Shenanigans 2 Casey Jones Reunion Non-canon trick or treat Non-cannon trick or turkey

ASK MASTERPOST

PAST COMPETITION DOODLES (b/c they too fun not to include) Running off Gifts What's Uranium? Archeological dig (they found a rock) Mikeys Theft Gocarts No smokebombs for tots Racing More theft Even more theft Robot Dino Seeing Double Egg Competition is over. they can chill now Myth twins get some therapy

#masterpost #blog maintenance goooo #mikey's imaginary friends

[aquariumgirls]

I come bearing amenities for our little AU competition. Good luck in the preliminaries ;)

- REBOOT: Second Chance AU Donnie

Leo takes two vials of Uranium and eats them, glass and all. He glows bright green for approximately three seconds before asking Raphie to shake him like a glowstick.

She does not shake him. He pouts at her.

(tysm for the ask! love the drawing btw ^_^ gl in the competition!) @tmntaucompetition

#asks #donniesbrows #onryo leo au #tmnt #btw the leo im writing rn is post canon so hes much more sillay bc if it was him at the point in the story im at now he would be um. #well it would not be good! #tmnt au competition

[riftclaw]

Gonna fill out this questionaire for Curie's upcoming appearance in the @sonic-oc-showdown round starting this weekend! Let me introduce you to my beloved flying radioactive puppy!

✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

Curie is named after the radioactive measurement of the curie, and also Maria Skłodowska-Curie. Their name is actually older than this particular iteration of the character, who was originally not a sonic oc and was named Curie as an intentional callback to the name of a character in Homestuck. "The Radiant" is because he glows in the dark, playing on a rarer sonic character naming convention (Fang the Sniper/Hunter).

🌼 - How old are they? (Or approximate age range)

Developmentally and physically, Curie would be roughly in their early to mid twenties. However, they were born in 1923, making them about 86 in their AU's current day (2009). They spent most of their life locked in isolation in a military facility, though, and were only freed and started living life outside a box again in 1995.

🌺- Do they have any love interest(s)?

He's part of a 5 person polycule including my other characters Agent VX, Caprice Amaranth, David Valke and Luka Mosaic. He has different relationships with all of them, having fallen for V, Caprice and Valke while adapting to modern life, and becoming involved with Luka later after they bonded over being giant nerds.

🍕 - What is their favorite food?

Candy, pretty much any type. Crunchy sweets like rock are their favourite.

💼 - What do they do for a living?

Curie runs a nuclear power plant and waste disposal business, which is largely a front for making sure he has enough to eat-- because as much as he enjoys candy, his body will only properly digest radioactive materials. Since his business is really only there to keep him fed, he sells power at a loss-- which means it's very affordable and in high demand, giving him the ability to expand his power network and thus bring in more nuclear waste to eat later. He's not in it to make money, though-- outside of his personal R&D efforts, he sinks practically all his profits into charity. His main reactor base and the surrounding city of Bloodwood Grove was built on the Painted-Rocks clan's abandoned land, specifically to help camouflage the habitats of the last living mobosaur herds that the clan once hunted and protected.

🎹 - Do they have any hobbies?

They collect plushies, radioactive knick knacks like uranium glass and watches with radium paint, and Godzilla merchandise, and they love to tinker with technology and study space.

🎯 -What do they do best?

Nuclear physics, probably-- it's something that started out of necessity (because of his unusual diet) but he developed an aptitude for it and genuinely enjoys working on nuclear powered inventions. It's not unusual for him to build experimental reactors for fun.

🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?

They love to watch Godzilla movies and play around with unusual tech. They hate being confined to boring meeting rooms or made to deal with unnecessary beauracracy.

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

The first time he rolled in the grass after he was freed from the facility he was imprisoned in. The grass wasn't even on Earth/Mobius, but it was grass, and he'd all but forgotten it existed after being locked away for 60+ years.

✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?

They don't currently have many-- a lot of their most traumatic experiences will occur in the future, such as when the forces/zombot plot occurs. That's not fun for anyone, but especially Curie.

🧊 - Is their current design the first one?

The very first proto-Curie was actually just a heavily au Jade Harley-- who had changed so drastically I "filed off the serial numbers" and made into their own character. His first ever original design was human! He still ate nuclear waste, though. This current iteration of Curie was developed when I was initially setting up my Amalgam au, drawing more on his initial prototype's personality and history than Cain Einley, the other character I split off the same prototype several years back.

🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?

Related to the question above, they spawned from a particularly ridiculous homestuck fanfic that never made it past a disjointed first draft back in the early 10s. If i sink enough development into a canon character that they stop looking/sounding like that character, I split them off, give them a fursona and a new name, and carry on writing my new oc, and Curie is just another in a long line of similar characters who occupy my brainspace.

🌂 - What genre do they belong in?

Science fiction for sure.

💚 - What is your OC’s gender identity and sexuality?

They are agender with a side of transmasc*, and use he or they pronouns interchangeably. Curie is also demisexual-- they need to form an emotional bond with someone before they can develop romantic feelings for them. *My friends and I often refer to them as "none gender with left boy"

🙌 - How many sibling does your OC have?

He had four, but none of them are alive today, and he doesn't remember them anymore. :(

🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?

They don't remember either of their parents, either, but considering that the guy who made them what they are now was their father, at least one of those relationships was pretty unhealthy.

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?

On a purely aesthetic level the fact that he glows in the dark will always delight me. It's such a fun trait to play with!

✏️ - How often do you draw/write about the OC?

I draw them decently often, although a lot of what I draw in general doesn't get published. I write about them a lot more, but nothing that's in a state to be shared. They're the secondary main character of Amalgam's whole main storyline!

💎 - Do you ever see yourself killing off the OC?

He does die in the future. Not for a good long while-- mobians in his universe live for 150 years on average, and his peculiar metabolism means he's going to outlive that many times over, but eventually he will power down and fade away. He's got a lot to accomplish on the way there though!

💀 - Does your OC have any phobias?

Claustrophobia for sure.

🍩 -Who is your OC’s arch-nemesis or rival?

In the future he'll be taking the rookie's place in Amalgam's version of the forces/zombot plot (they are combined!), and will be facing up against their version of Infinite. His radioactive blood means he can't get infected by the zombot virus, which puts him in a position of being the best person for a lot of problem solving in this particular plotline.

🎓 - How long have you had the OC?

As "Curie the Radiant", since early 2019. Here's the first ever picture I posted of them, before their personality had finished solidifying!

🍥 - What age were you when you created the OC?

In 2019 I was 29! Although as I said earlier, he has roots in fanfiction/original fiction from before Amalgam became my primary worldbuild, and his prototype form would date to when I was about 23.

#sth #sonic oc #sonic fc #curie the radiant

[cranberrytea451]

Say hi to Dee!

I drew him for @a-mess-of-a-crow.

More info on him below!

- Red Mass (RM) Sans ( Nickname and preferred name Dee)

- likes hot sauce and chewing glass

- drinks his coffee with uranium "It prickles nicely" (Frisk tells him to go shower in liquid Lead afterwards)

- likes to collect random guns and build robots

- Extreme obsession with rubber ducks, to the point that he ordered literally a truck load of rubber ducks and bathe in them like Scrooge Mcduck.

- has too many jobs

- Plays electric guitar

- favorite gaster blaster’s name is Nox

- His dust is robust

- since he has fire immunity he takes regular baths in lava

My dude is literally toxic 💀 <3

Idk too much about their au yet but this is absolutely wild!

#my art #art request #mutual craven #sans oc #sans au #au sans #do guys like my new signature at the bottom? #I need to start signing my work lmao

[turtlesaus]

Twin Brother Donatello - TurtleDuck AU

(Most of the design choices were inspired form Pinterest, IDK who drew them cause literally noone cited their sources x-x) (Art updated!)

Back at it with Donatello!;

Donatello Hamato

Nicknames: Don,Dee, Tello Race/Species: Turtle Mutant/Yokai Age: XXX (Changes though time) Height: XXX (Same as age) Gender/Pronouns: He/Him/Them Job: Tech Guy/Coms Guy/Co Leader

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Personality

Donnie grew up in a highly supportive family, with his twin andyounger siblings always there for him, and always understanding what he's going through. As a result, he's more open about how he's feeling, trusts his brothers much more commonly, and is confident in his place in the team.

Sometime he get overwhelmed with touch, sound, or sight, but his family always has his headphone and glasses at the ready, and know when to back off.

He was goven a lot more freedom to build with many things due to his twin getting him almost anything he wanted to use, even Uranium. His tech is a lot more high-power and complex, fully decking out his whole team.

He is a caffeine guy, be it coffee, tea, or energy drinks, but has a strict bedtime of 11:30 pm, set by his older brother.

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Power(s)

As mentioned in my Leo post, Leo was the first to activate his Ninpo, however, Donnie was in fact the second. When Leo first learned of the powers, he and Donnie were the one's who learnt and tested the differnt reaches of the power.

His Ninpo is much the same as cannon, however because he has had much more time to tinker around with it and understand it, he has fully intagrated it in to his tech, and is able to create near anything outside of 'living' creatures.

He specializes in close-hand combat and long-range combat, but prefers somewhere in the middle. Proficient in the Bō staff and, of course, firearms, Donnie is known both as a badass Bō Specialist and a Supreme Gunman.

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Backstory

After his twin stepped forwards into the leadership role, Donnnie stood next to him as his 'right hand man', becoming somewhat of a co-leader. Working late nights with his twin to finalize missions is not uncommon.

When the surface became an option, his tech quickly gained originality and specialization, becoming extremely modern, even futuristic. With Ninpo it only went furthur, and by now he probably has built almost everything technological in the lair.

With the new additions to the family Donnie quickly got their mesurements and build specialized tech, giving them armor and weapons as fast as humanly possible, as to protect them.

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Family Dynamics

Donnie & Leo

Leo and Donnie are twins, and Donnie reluctanly accepts the fact. The two are the eldest, but are able to act like kids around each other. Donnie considers Leo is leader, and will accept no other, with undying loyalty in highly dangerous situations being his MO.

Donnie & Raph

With Raphael's anxiety, Don has learned to show his blueprint, albeit simplified, to him to help him clear his worries. When Raph gets overwhelmed Don will, without hesitation, lend him his headphones or sunglasses.

Donnie & Mikey

PB&J Duo, get together well. Mikey will bring Don ideas, Don builds them either with him or later when he has free time. Half of the cool tech ideas came from Mikey's notebook. Donnie loves to coddle and love on him.

Donnie & Casey

Brains and Brawn duo, but they both love bombs and chaos. Donnie builds him explosives, then Casey uses them. Besties for life.

Donnie & April

When April and Don first met, they instant linked and were almost never apart. The two of them are very loyal to the family, and both run both the family group chat and the older siblings group chat.

(Others to be added later)

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #riseofthetmnt #rottmnt #my au #my au stuff #donnatello hamato #disaster twins #rottmnt donnie #character art #au #ao3

[valve3nthusiast]

Actually. actually. I've briefly become possessed by the desire to write more about a merformers au... but what I'm thinking of is sfw and I'm trying to keep my horny sideblog horny-only so...

Megarod siren au, gonna put it on my main @uranium-glass-dice

#3nthusiasts digressions

[blorbologist]

I absolutely adore your historical Quebec AU!!! My friend is also super excited to see what you do with it. Do you have a tag for it?

!! Oh, thank you so much! I think I had the tag filles du roi AU, but I only see the original idea pitch come up for it. Which is unfortunate, I know I've written a lil snippet for it. AHA, found it! Enjoy <3

I'm not sure when I'll get around to actually writing it - longfics are a scary undertaking for me because I want to see them to their end, and I know just at a glance that it'd be a massive undertaking:

I am a huge nerd. Though my focus is biology, I have a visceral reaction to people spreading falsehoods or inaccurate information. I don't want to do that to part of my own history, which would mean a lot of research. Which is kind of tough, when I'm already laden with research for gradschool and history isn't my forte. Seriously, I don't want to describe a kind of paint that wouldn't exist, or the wrong type of snowshoe, or a prayer to a saint that was actually not well-regarded. Because this is a very rural context, I couldn't easily handwave a lot of the details without detracting from the immersion. So I need to know how Vex would skin and sell beaver pelts, and the going-rates for materials for Percy's pepperbox or I'll go completely insane and tear my hair out in shame.

I think trans Vax would fit into this setting super well (get an extra dowry from the king by posing as another Fille du Roi with his sister, even if he's Absolutely Not), but. Though I'm queer, I'm not trans, and want to respect Vax and not just have him endure getting misgendered by the church and crown constantly.

I also do not want to whitewash the history of Nouvelle-France: the French stole this land from the Native American people that lived here and co-opted them into their conflicts. There is a long history of discrimination, and genocide, that I'd want to tackle carefully, both as a white author, and because Vex and Vax would be Métis, with a French father. It's delicate, in a way that other historical AUs usually sidestep. (I would like to help educate people that Canada's image as the squeaky-clean goody-two-shoes cousin of the USA is a complete fucking fabrication, though, so it'd be worth the headache and heartbreak.)

It would also require a very different sort of prose and dialogue than I'm used to. Trying to figure out a nice balance between keeping that Old feeling while also having it distinctly come off as French (more than that, French Canadian) would be a mess! A delightful challenge, though :D

I really do love this AU, and the idea of sharing this fascinating (if very, very complicated and messy and tragic) part of history with the fandom means so much to me! It's just very daunting for lil' ol' me - the fact even two people are excited really made my day, though <33

Have a bit of worldbuilding: the Briarwoods killing Percy's family still happened... only it was because they owned land that produced excellent deposits that colored glass a rich, incredible green. They call it residuum, and sell it as a luxury good and claim it has many arcane properties. Because it glows in the dark.

It's actually uranium glass and thus mildly (very mildly) radioactive :3 But it's fun to think of the Briarwoods and their cronies irradiating themselves with their hubris! While feeling a bit magical for the time and setting!

#critical role #perc'ahlia #filles du roi AU #I'm seriously so happy anyone remembered this au at all ;;;;;; of all my cool and flashy and dramatic stuff!! my lil slice of history! #tho the cons list is long I do have to note the pros are many too. vex with a french accent. trinket is an actual bear. etc.

[lonely-lost-soul]

A MuTON of Problems

Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4

Chapter 3: Big Red 

The smell was the first thing you noticed entering the boxing arena, turned party, for the night. You just assumed it would smell like your high school gymnasium, sweat, and hormones mixed with the sickening smell of disinfectant but you were pleasantly surprised. The arena smelled of lemons and food that was provided for the fighters and their guests. The place was crowded, almost packed to the brim with people, some guests more esteemed than others, others dressed down in a more casual style. Subconsciously you pushed yourself closer to Ari who smiled down at you reassuringly. The dim lights and the setting sun spilling into the room made her look ethereal with her tanned skin littered with birthmarks and her stunning red dress, “Hey, you’re gonna be fine if you get overwhelmed here.” In front of you was a dangling silver key on a keychain shaped like a little turtle, “It’s to my personal dressing room. I give you full permission to run away if you need to reset or recharge.” 

The key fell into your hands and you gratefully looked up at Ari, she ruffled your hair, “Thanks, Ari.” 

“Don’t mention it, just know if you see me taking shots tonight no you didn’t.”

“Deal.” You giggled fondly, “don’t go too crazy,”

“No promises.” She winked back, “You okay if I make my appearances and mingle?” 

“I’ll live.” Ari hummed fondly pressing a kiss to your temple before making her way into the crowd, it was like the sea of people parted automatically at her presence. Staring in awe as the pro boxer entered and traversed through the masses, it was always amazing to see this side of your friend. Confident and in her element, her head held high like she owned the place, truly like a goddess. You on the other hand blended into the crowd easily a forgettable NPC in a world you were unfamiliar with, you grabbed a flute of champagne from a waiter who passed by idly and downed it in one go.

Liquid courage.

You attempted to slide into conversations with some of Ari’s colleagues but you felt yourself getting lost in the exchange. Fighting terms you should’ve studied up on were making your mind fuzzy, names you never heard of were referenced and you felt lonely. You slowly slipped away unnoticed and made yourself at home by the food, you grabbed another glass of champagne and picked at the mini hotdogs that were served. 

You awkwardly pulled out your phone: 

You: This is awkward. Ari left to mingle and I’m standing by the food like a loser whose date ditched her at prom.

The response was immediate and you were grateful.

Bootyyyshaker9000: Did you forget you were an awkward loser suddenly? You’re acting like this is a new development in your life. 

You: That’s so mean. I’m in a crisis Dee, help me look up boxers. Oh! and fighting terms :( 

Bootyyyshaker9000: You’ll be fine. I’m not messing up my elite search history for you. 

You: Do I mean nothing to you? How can search history be elite anyway!

Bootyyyshaker9000: Virtually nothing yes. 

You: You suck. >:O

You bit your lip between your teeth, thumbs hovering over the keyboard. 

You: It wouldn’t be so bad if someone would come up and talk to me like a normal person you know? You’d think at least one cute guy would come up to me and flirt or something. At least it would make the time go by fast. 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I would be there to flirt with you if I could, seeing that I’m the only cute boy you know. 

You covered your hand with your mouth to hide an unladylike snort that spilled from your lips at the implication. 

You: Oh yeah? What’s your best flirt mister, let's see if you can earn my number. 

Bootyyyshaker9000: …challenge accepted. Initiating flirt sequence. 

You: Dork.

Bootyyyshaker9000: You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

You: Donatello are you using chemistry to flirt your way into my heart?

Bootyyshaker9000: Are you full of Beryllium​, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.

This time you did snort, laughing aloud a stupid grin spreading across your face, you ignored the looks from other partygoers that were shot your way. 

You: Damn that’s a good one. Hit me with one more.

You watched eagerly as three dots appeared and disappeared multiple times, minute went by, then two, then five. You sighed lightly putting your phone back into your pocket ignoring the vibration that came from a response from Donatello, there was a strong possibility you made him uncomfortable. Instead, you chose to explore the arena that Ari had made her home over the past few years, you’ve come to her matches a few times but never really explored the inner workings of the place. So packed with only your beverage in hand you made your way into the back hallways of the warehouse. Once you made it into the hallways you shivered, you were greeted immediately with cold, the draft was more severe than you would’ve liked…maybe you shouldn’t have let Donnie alter your dress. Then again neither of you could’ve guessed you would end up back here searching for an adventure (or trouble) with the only warmth coming from the buzzing alcohol in your veins. Your boots clicked on the concrete floors as you hummed sofly to yourself choosing to ignore the loud fumbling and stomps of something coming up fast behind you. 

Wait what?

You turned around quickly only to see a massive turtle. Bigger than any of the ones you’ve met before, towering over you by at least a foot he looked frantic as he walked down the hallway in your direction. He stopped still in his tracks once you turned around and spotted him, did he think you couldn’t hear him that entire time? He wore a red bandana, similar to Donnie’s purple one, and had the cutest little snaggletooth hanging out of his mouth. The turtle was all muscle, big and beefy, with a long tail that appeared to be spiked dragging across the floor behind him. He looked left then right then left again before his big eyes settled on you, 

“Mew?” 

“D-did you just meow?” 

“...yes?” 

Oh, this poor, sweet, hunk of a man. 

“Can I ask why?” You titled your head to the side innocently, 

“Stealth…?” He sounded unsure of his excuse and you covered your mouth with your hand to muffle a laugh. “Hey don’t laugh!” He huffed brow furrowing in frustration, “no one laughs at Raph other than his brothers.” 

“Sorry! Sorry, it’s just I’ve never had a man er…turtle, introduce himself with a meow before. It’s a first for me.” You held out your hand “(Y/n).” 

He eyes your hand wearily before shaking it, you noticed how gentle his grip on your hand was, “Raphael…friends call me Raph.” His hand engulfed your own in size and he seemed momentarily entranced by the fact, you were silent as he spread his fingers out to measure both  hands against one another. Your fingers barely reached the middle of one of his and he let out what sounded like a rough sounding churr. “You’re so small,” 

“Thanks. I think that’s the first time I’ve been called small too.” You joked your nails gently scratching at his palm, he visibly shivered but didn’t pull away he just looked at you with sparkling eyes. 

“Love at first sight. Leo’s right…” Every instinct Raph had was screaming to protect the lady in front of him, so small like one of his teddy bears she needed his protection. His teeth and jaw seemed to ache at that thought the bridge of his nose twitching slightly. 

“Sorry I didn’t catch that. What did you say?” You said honestly unable to hear what Raph said in such a quiet voice. 

“Nothing!” He flushed answering quickly before flashing you a charming smile, “What’s someone like you doing all the way back here in the dark? Don’t you know it’s dangerous?”

“What’s the worst that can happen? A big scary turtle is gonna look at me all cute?” You giggled giving him a knowing look, which he turned red at, quickly pulling his hand away. “Honestly, I was trying to find my friend's dressing room.” 

“Your friend has their own room here?” He asked barely masking the curiosity in his voice, 

“Yep.” You popped the ‘p’ rocking on your feet, “What are you doing here? It’s only fair you have to answer a question too don’t you think?” 

He huffed visibly unhappy, but nodded reluctantly tail slapping against the ground in an annoyed thump, “I love boxing. I love all things of hand-to-hand fighting, I’m a bit of a fighter myself.” He preened, “and one of my idols is receiving an award tonight and I wanna see her get it.” 

“Oh? Who?” 

“Arizona,” He swooned eyes glimmering, “She’s so cool! Have you seen her moves? She’s like BAM! And then WHAM! For being small she can really pack a hard punch!” 

“Oh, that’s Ari!” 

“Huh?” 

“She’s my roommate. I’m her plus one, I’m looking for her room.” You explained with a shy smile, watching his jaw go slack. 

“I can’t believe I’m talking to Arizona’s roommate, oh my god this is like one of the top best moments of my life!” Raphael gushed grabbing both of your hands and pulling you close, “Can you get me her autograph?” He begged only to fall to his knees dramatically, “I’ll do anything!” 

“Oh gosh,” You turned red, “Yeesh you don’t need to do anything! I’ll get you one before tonight ends, I promise big guy.” 

“Swear?” 

“Yeah, look pinky promise.” You held out your pinky finger and he used one of his fingers to lock it within your own. 

“You can’t break this.” Raph said seriously, “If you do a monster will come and rip off your finger.” 

“Who on earth told you that?” 

“My brother Donnie.” 

You’d have a word with him when you saw him on Friday. 

“Well I won’t break it then, I quite like my fingers.” 

“Same here and I only gots three.” He smiled, it was crooked but it was absolutely adorable. 

“Can I get you a drink big guy? Then we can watch the awards together from…somewhere…” You eyed him up and down with a little hum, “we’ll figure it out.”

“Hell yeah.” His smile only widened his tail swishing back and forth against the floor like an overexcited dog. 

“You can handle your alcohol right?” You teased patting his arm gently and walking back the way you came. You looked at him over your shoulder hand on your hip with a teasing smile, 

“Raph can handle anything.” He grinned back his eyes seeming to shine at your enthusiasm, “I think the question is can you short stack?” You snorted tossing your head back in delight, 

“Trust me. I’ve been drinking since I was a teenager I’m basically a pro.” 

“I don’t think you should brag about that.” He frowned a little fiddling with his hands, protective instincts kicking in once again. 

“Buzzkill,” You stuck your tongue out at him and he huffed distinctly from behind you. You placed your hand on the doorknob,  “Be here when I come back hot stuff.” His face turned as red as his mask, tail wrapping around his legs nodding eagerly. “Cool,” You grinned walking back into the part with newfound confidence and people seemed to take more notice of you. Your head was held high, a smirk on your features, and a pleasant buzz in your veins. 

“You seem in a better mood.” Ari mused a slight slur to her words as she leaned against you a tiny bite-sized cupcake in her hand, “Make a new friend?” 

“I did actually. We’re going to drink and watch you get your award, he’s pretty cool a big fan of yours.”

“He?” Her eyes lit up with mischief, “I will be asking more questions about that later.” She said pointedly before her manager called her name. “I think we’re gonna need to call Blux to pick us up huh?” 

“Absolutely.” You giggled shoving her in the direction of her overwhelmed manager, “good luck.” 

“Thanks, Chiquita!” 

As you walked over to the drink station you took another swig of a flute of champagne for good luck before you grabbed two drinks in each hand. Making your way over to the chilled stairwell where Raphael was waiting was a struggle, especially when you had to open the door. Luckily Raph was a gentleman and opened the door once he realized it was you on the otherside. “Sorry,” He apologized taking the drinks from you, he was able to carry them much easier than you since his hands were twice the size of your own. “Can never be too careful ya’ know?” Raph said almost sheepishly to which you waved him off, 

“No worries I understand completely.” You reassured and did, you remembered how nervous Donnie was when you discovered he was mutant and you figured under that tough exterior Raph was also hesitant for more humans to find out about him. “Did you think of a spot to watch?” 

“I did.” He nodded, “Raph figured out the perfect place, er…you ain’t scared of heights right?” 

“Nope.” You popped the ‘p’ in the word, “but why would that matter?” 

“Do you trust me?” He asked a mischievous look in his eyes, you paused narrowing your eyes. 

“Alright, you’ve piqued my interest. I trust yOU!” You shrieked as he used his tail to toss you into the air, your arms began to flail before you found them holding onto the giant turtle's neck for support. Raphael laughed, downing his drinks in one go so he had an arm free to support his body. His hand was expertly placed under your thighs to avoid touching your ass, however, the feeling of his giant hands digging into the underside of your thighs was just as sinful. 

God, you were a horny drunk. You always conveniently forgot that every time you drank.

You weren’t prepared for how he leaped into the air effortlessly bouncing off the walls until you both were standing on the catwalks above the arena. He gently placed you on the ground keeping a hand around your waist, “Tadaa Raph is the best. Go on tell him he’s the best. He’ll wait.” 

“You’re the best!” You laughed loudly leaning into his touch, “This is so cool was this your plan before I interrupted you?” 

“Yes, that plus ninja sneaking around security.” He slid away from you before sitting down on the catwalk and letting his feet dangle over the ledge. “Sit, sit, sit!” He chirped eagerly before you laughed sitting beside him, “We’ll be able to get a nice view of Arizona getting the award! Plus I saved the drinks too.” He musted pushing them gently towards you, 

“Just marry me already Raphael.” You cooed picking up a glass with a wink, you missed the way he flushed looking wistfully over at you. 

“Don’t tempt Raph, Kid.” He laughed, and it filled you with warmth as he ruffled your hair effectively messing up the work you had put into it. Not that you minded much, you smiled up at him, “Oh yeah?” You mused taking a sip of your drink, “Only an hour of meeting me and I’ve already won your heart? I’m flattered.” 

“How can you not when you look the way you do!” He beamed and it caused you to choke on your drink not expecting him to be so genuine and open. Raph’s eyes opened impossibly wide roughly hitting you on the back to try to stop you from choking, it didn’t help. The terrapin didn’t know his own strength and sent you launching into the metal bar keeping both you and Raph from falling over the edge. He made a distressed sound at the wheeze you made, “Sorry! Are you alright?” Raph sputtered pulling his hands close to his chest like he was afraid of his own strength. 

“I’m- WHEEZE- fine.” You gave him a thumbs up, trying to recover your breathing, “You pack a punch Raph.”

“I know…” He grumbled softly, “I didn’t realize how fragile humans are…” 

“It’s alright really.” You reassured leaning away from the ledge, biting back a groan of pain, “Mostly just knocked the wind out of me.” A fond smile played upon your lips, “Probably would’ve hurt way more if I was sober.” 

“I’m not as smart as my brother but I don’t think that’s how that works.” There was teasing in his tone and he regained his cute smile, a little fang poking out only highlighting his strong yet sweet features. You waved him off with a laugh taking another drink as the lights began to dim, he let out a gasp clapping his hands together. “It’s starting!” You nodded letting out a little hum, Raph didn’t hear you seemingly completely entranced by the award ceremony and the nominees. You were only there for Ari, and she wasn’t getting her award until the end of the night, you opened your phone in the meantime. You saw a notification from Donnie, giggling at the message, you bit your lip heat pooling in your stomach, and sent a message in response. 

If Donnie was going to play dirty so were you. Your brain barely registered the message he sent let alone the one you sent in response because of the alcohol clouding it. All you knew is you were warm, the lights were dim and you were inching closer and closer to the giant mutant by your side. 

He paused a moment looking down at you as you rested your head on the side of his shell, you barely came up to the top of his plastron. Raphael let out a little sound of shock as you tried to snuggle closer to him, he expertly moved you to a more comfortable position in front of him so you could curl up against his chest. “Kid? Are you seriously napping right now?” He whispered, a part of him didn’t want to wake you up. You looked so cute all curled against him, little puffs of air falling from your lips. Raph was a softy at heart, you looked like a cute little teddy bear all snuggled against him so he decided to let you sleep until Ari was ready to receive her award. He moved his arm so it was wrapped tight around your slumbering form, his tail following suit out of instinct before he realized he was holding you like he would hold Mikey. Raph felt a loud rumble in his throat as a churr made its way past his lips, he jolted, surprised by his own sound. He rubbed his throat eyes wide, he looked down at you again, and his teeth began to ache. The side of the exposed column of your next suddenly looked way too inviting for him to sink his incisors into. Raph cleared his throat, before fanning his red face, is this what Donnie was trying to tell Leo about courting practices? He’d have to do more research…but for now…he churred again, before nuzzling his snout against the side of your face. 

He absolutely needed your number. 

—

You were awoken from your nap as Raph gasped and gently shook your arm. “There she is!” He pointed at your roommate, his large tail thumping against the ground in excitement. He was looking down at you so sweetly as you blinked the alcohol-induced sleep from your eyes. You barely registered you were curled up and nuzzled comfortably into his side, his other arm and tail were wrapped tight around your body. “Wake up kid, she’s gonna earn her award, take some pictures so she’s not pissed.”

“Oh shit!” You sputtered sitting up quickly, 

“Language.” 

You pulled out your phone, the fuzziness of your head dissipating as you snapped some pictures of your girl. “Go Arizona!” You cheered loudly above the crowd, Raph’s big hands circled your waist and you stilled, never had anyone’s hand cupped your waist and almost touched. You were bewildered to find his fingers almost touching, he lifted you into the air and onto his shoulders. You let out a laugh settling on Raphael’s shoulders so you could get a better view of Ari, your thighs squeezing Raph’s face tightly not even paying attention to the noise of embarrassed surprise he let out. “Thank you, Raphael!” You squealed leaning down to hug the top of his head after a few pictures, “you’re the best!” 

“Ah-er-ahah.” He laughed cheeks heating up, completely flustering the young adult underneath  you. “I know! Raph is the best, he wishes his brothers would agree with you.” He laughed nuzzling his face into the meat of your thighs. Your breathing hitched feeling his fang graze the skin there but he didn’t seem to notice, you noticed though how could you not? The way his blunt fingers kept you steady practically had you swooning. In a moment of utter idiocy as soon as Ari stepped off the platform you leaned forward in front of Raphael’s face blocking his view. He blinked at you owlishly mouth opening slightly before you leaned forward and pressed a kiss to his snout, the turtle completely froze underneath you. You yelped a little seeing him go from an awful shade of pale green to flushing a deep, dark red in only a matter of minutes. 

“Thank you. For taking me up here and entertaining my drunk ass.” You giggled with a closed-eye smile, before opening your eyes, “Raph?” You whispered hands cupping his cheeks, “I’m sorry-AH!” 

He lifted you off his shoulders before spinning you around in a circle, “You are so cute!” He nuzzled against the skin on your neck eagerly, his arms just supporting you just under your thighs so you could be at eye level with him. “Lemme get your number. Please?” He rumbled as your harms splayed against the top of his plastron, “You’re too cute to just let run off.” 

“Of course, you can have my number big guy.” You giggled pressing your forehead to his own eyes shining, “anything for you, you big ole softie.” 

“Hey now. Raph ain’t no softie kid.” He argued with no real bite, “I’m a hardened ninja.”

“Hm, I thought you were just a talented gymnast.” You teased, “With your slim frame and delicate personality.”

“Oh har har. You and my brothers will get along wonderfully,” You smiled softly at the pure joy that brought him. You were about to comment that you already met 95% of his brothers when the loud voice of Ari was heard all the way down below. 

“(Y/n)! Where are you? Blux is here we gotta go!” 

“Shit, fuck,” 

“Language.” Raph interrupted once again, this time with a petty huff, 

“I gotta go, big guy. You think you can get me down there fast?” 

“Fast is my middle name Sugar.” Raph beamed helping you back down from the metal rafters and onto the floor. “Are you forgetting something?” Raph hummed as you were placed on the ground, he helped steady your tipsy swaying. 

“Oh yeah,” You whisper standing up on your tip toes and pressing a kiss to the closest thing you should reach which was the upper part of his plastron. He squawked unflatteringly as you smiled and headed off in search of Ari. 

“I MEANT YOUR NUMBER!” Raph shouted back too flustered to chase after you, even though he missed getting your number he supposed this was okay too. 

You were his little fighter girl, he wasn’t worried. He’d see you again, after all, you now owed him two things. Arizona’s autograph and your phone number, he preened just at the thought of seeing your smiling face again. 

—

By the time you woke up your head was pounding, not the worst hangover you felt but certainly not the best either. You did drink…a lot of champagne on an almost empty stomach, you turned over your phone to see you had a few missed texts from Donnie and one missed call. You grumbled at the time, only ten in the morning, you opened the texts first rubbing your eyes with the back of your hand. You hissed at the brightness before turning it down significantly, you scrolled back up to get some context, oh god you two were flirting. There was no way around that, this was hardcore flirting, with chemistry flirts too. The next message from Donnie made you scream, sitting up in your bed suddenly not completely hungover. 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

It was about an hour later when he sent: 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Sorry…too much?

Bootyyyshaker9000: (Y/n)?

You: Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration? Let’s get a room and I’ll show you ;) 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Oh…Newtowns law…okay!

Another few minutes later. 

Bootyyyshaker9000: You win. I humbly accept defeat. 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I…I have to admit you flustered me quite a bit with your response

Bootyyyshaker9000: Does your room happen to be available?

Oh fuck. Oh, Fuck. OH FUCK.

Was he joking?! Or was he actually propositioning you? Your entire face was burning red but there were still a few messages to read. This one a few hours later, 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’m sorry. 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I believe I have overstepped 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Crossed the boundary between flirting and friendship 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Are you alright? It’s late you promised you’d text me when you got home.

Bootyyyshaker9000: You probably don’t want to hear from me but I need to know you’re alright. 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’m calling you. 

Missed Call From Bootyyyshaker9000

Oh, that’s not good. You quickly hit redial as soon as you got to the end of the string of messages, and in a matter of seconds, the phone picked up with a click. 

“(Y/n)” He breathed relief clearly in his voice, “What the fuck?” 

“I’m sorry I didn’t call!” You said in a rushed tone running a hand through your messy hair, “I got drunk with Ari and one of your brothers-” 

“What.” Rage was clear in his tone, “Who?” 

“Raphael, look I meant to call but Ari and me-” 

“No, I get it.” Donnie snapped tone clipped, “You were having too much fun with the cooler brother-” 

“Donatello.” You snapped back, “That’s not fair. I did not know I would run into Raph.” He sucked in a breath, knowing you were right. “You’re worried and that’s where your frustrations are stemming from, am I wrong?” 

“...no.” He grumbled, “You’re right.” Donnie admitted you could practically see his hands running down in face in distress. “I was worried about your safety, and about the messages…”

“I’m okay Blux picked us up, we always have a backup plan when we all go drinking. I should’ve called and I’m sorry I didn’t.” Your stomach turned a little and you cleared your throat, “I wasn’t exactly sober when I sent you those messages but…but I…” You felt your cheeks flush. “I didn’t hate them…they were from you after all. You matter to me…” You heard him squeak from the other side of the line and you laughed fondly. “You’re stimming aren’t you?” 

“Maybe…” He whispered, a slight happy chirp to his tone, “You liked the flirting? You’re not joking?” 

“I’m not joking Dee- fuck.” Bile crept up the back of your throat and you felt it burn your nostrils, 

“You alright-” You stumbled across your floor and into the bathroom proceeding to upchuck rather violently into the toilet. “I’m coming over. Be there in t-minus ten.” You only groaned as the line went dead on Donatello’s end.

#tmnt #tmnt x you #tmnt fluff #tmnt x y/n #tmnt x reader #rise of the tmnt x you #rise of the tmnt x reader #rise of the tmnt x y/n #rottmnt x you #rottmnt x y/n #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt fluff #x reader stories #x reader #leonardo x reader #raph x reader #donatello x reader #michelangelo x reader

[uranium-glass-dice]

Crossover where due to shenanigans pre-show-2012 meets Rise when they're kids (how old would Rise be in their universe's year of 2012?) but when they send them back home the Rise kids can't remember it (also due to shenanigans or something)

After the important stuff starts happening in the 2012 timeline, post-movie Rise show up again due to a mystic accident and start getting the memories of meeting the 12s as kids back.

Ideally someone who knows more about the 2012 show than me will pick up this concept, because I want someone to drop post-movie Rise into the objectively funniest season for them to be there.

#rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt crossover #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #rottmnt au #uranium glass posts #turtle tots in 2012

[iliketopgun]

"Wait a minute!"

A/N: I don't know what this is honestly it's safe below the cut I added it for ✨flair✨

Warnings: crappy writing, Canon x OC, cursing, things like that, mentions of alcohol, multiple ships majority Canon x OC

Synopsis: an au where Jake and Hayley are married during the Uranium mission but not a lot of people know because Hayley uses her maiden last name still

Characters and pairings: Hayley "Mockingbird" Prescott/Hayley "Mockingbird" Seresin + Jake "Hangman" Seresin. Lyra "Chaos" Mitchell + Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw (they're flirting), Madison Machado + Javy "Coyote" Machado, Natasha "Phoenix" Trace

Despite the majority of them being pilots with a keen eye for details, Phoenix and Rooster couldn't believe that the girl that Hangman came in with was his wife. Hangman? With a wife? Let's backtrack shall we?

Hayley "Mockingbird" Seresin Neé Prescott, one of two Texan pilots selected for the top secret mission at TOPGUN walked into the bar and looked around before ordering a beer and then walking around sipping it before spotting her husband Jake "Hangman" Seresin playing pool and walks over and admires his ass "Nice ass you got there" Hayley says, her ring that her sister gave her and her engagement ring makes a clinking sound against the glass bottle "Haha very nice honey" Jake says before standing up and pecking her cheek and grabbing her ass in retaliation and Rooster and Phoenix spot this and share a look "Does Bagman have a girlfriend?" Rooster asks Phoenix "No they're probably engaged she's got a ring on her finger" Phoenix says before Lyra walks over "Nah they're married see Bagman had a ring on his finger too" Lyra says and walks off before Phoenix walks over "Bagman who's this lovely lady?" Phoenix asks making Madison Machado and Javy "Coyote" Machado chuckle, they were one of the few who knew Hayley and Jake were married. "Phoenix this is my wife Hayley" Mockingbird" Seresin" Jake says smugly "Hi nice to meet you" Hayley says in her Texan accent that was thick and extends her hand for a handshake

The end!

Banner belongs to @/cafekitsune

#hayley mockingbird prescott #hayley mockingbird seresin #jake hangman seresin #lyra chaos mitchell #bradley rooster bradshaw #madison machado #javy coyote machado #natasha phoenix trace #dagger squad shenanigans #iliketopgunocs

[gameclam]

I dont know if this is too vague but Headcanons on Freemind and Barmey that don't have a specific topic? Like Fears or random stuff they did as kids?

Hmm a little vague but I think i can work with it. Freemind's is way longer bc i have more specific headcanons for him

Barmey's misc. Headcanons

Used to be a pageant kid ages like 5-8, was ruthlessly mean to other kids.

Lived in a trailer in a shitty small town in arizona

has a southern accent but hides it bc he was made fun of for it by his best friend when he was like 11 and so he 'socially engineered' a new one, this is why in barney's mind his voice is so much more different than canon barney. he DOES still have it but doesn't use it, his voice is a lot deeper than you'd expect.

Is half Vietnamese and can speak vietnamese but hasn't had much traditional dishes bc his Mom hated cooking and his dad was white and half the time they just gave him stuff that was easy (microwavable/sandwiches/etc) so whenever his ba ngoai was over- which wasn't very often, he refused to eat her food bc he didn't wanna try new things

Because of his lack of trying new things Barmey cannot handle his spice that well. He LIKES spicy food but it hurts him bc he never built up a tolerance.

Barmey has BPD

Autistic + Adhd king

Barmey might seem like an idiot but he's very knowledgeable in certain things; Medical stuff, Geology and identifying rocks/gems, AC repairing, Riddles, Plant Care, and of course Planes

Lowkey psychic but only sometimes

Scared of Moths when they're flying

Lowkey claustrophobic, used to be worse with it though but has since gotten LESS claustrophobic

Decides if he likes and or hates someone purely off vibes alone, whether or not he has ever even talked to him

Has a very bad habit of letting people borrow money from him (Actually canon but i just think it's funny)

His favorite color is purple

He's a 'parkour king' (lie)

Worst liar you've ever seen.

If you dared him to eat a worm he would do it. No matter the age

As soon as a camera is recording he is horribly annoying bc he has to be in the spotlight at all times. kept this trait since childhood

Freemind Random Facts:

The name he almost went with instead of Gordon was Gilbert. In AU's where they all know eachother/live in the same area Freemind will go by Gil, or Freemind if they know they're dopplegangers. The name is inspired by the Gilbert Uranium labs bc he wants one

Scared of cockroaches but the fear manifests into blood lust rage. Would scream if one flew at him though, Is NOT scared of most other bugs But he DOES get jumpscared by spiders sometimes

Maladaptive day dreamer

Has NPD (unaware) and also has OCD and like 100 other things (unaware) Autistic + adhd king (unaware, listen... he's got no idea)

He is INCREDIBLY flexible because he has EDS. He is unaware of this

Has Tritanomaly (Milder form of Tritanopia, basically he's partially colorblind to blue's/greens) He has no idea of this though. This is partly why he wears so much red bc he can see it better

He used to be considered legally blind bc the glasses he can get from regular places do not correct his vision enough. HOWEVER Black Mesa tested out a special type of lens that is not currently available publicly that corrects his vision just enough that he can legally drive and is no longer legally blind. (this is so i dont have to explain why he can drive. we love fictional worlds where i can just make things up)

He's partially deaf in both ears, he is unaware of this because it's not too bad. 99% of this is because of the many times he's shot a gun in a small area with no protection

Is very bad at flirting with women. most of the girlfriends he's had started flirting with HIM first because he has no idea how to talk to girls. When he tries to flirt with girls he is incredibly awkward about it. Is "Better" At flirting with men when he knows he's bisexual. This is only sometimes true

he can force his body into very small locations that by all means he should not fit in. He tried to convince Barmey it's because physicists get super powers when they graduate. Barmey didn't believe this and knew Freemind was trying to trick him but sometimes he wonders...

Is very bad at showing affection. The best ways he knows how to show affection is by being in the same room as you or maybe handing you an item that you enjoy

Another way he accidentally shows affection or respect for someone is when he refuses to let you do something for him he'd normally be ok with anyone ever doing for him

Will convince himself that he could survive ANY scenario you put in front of him. even if it's literally impossible

Is a squirrel man (every place he's ever lived in he puts holes in the walls with intricate pass codes to hide things.) He claims he never forgets where the holes are (lie)

Despite it all he is incredibly soft with animals but especially cats. He feeds the strays. Once he's done being pissed at them he'd probably end up liking the houndeye's

Is an incredibly good chef but doesn't cook very often bc he doesn't want to.

Is unable to feel hungry most of the time, Because of this this moron could go a full week without eating and wouldn't even notice that he's hungry.

has opinions on things that have never happened and will never happen

Is allergic to most dish soap and hates doing the dishes bc he hates how it sounds and feels

Is able to walk and do entire puzzles and hold entire conversations without knowing he's doing anything the entire time because he's in his head so much (canon technically but this extends to normal life as well)

Is terrible at Riddles bc he over thinks them and thinks of them to literally

#long post #freemans mind #freemind #freeman's mind #barney's mind #barneys mind #barmey #not bolding shit this is too long to do that with #headcanons #pile of bones #very long post #sowwy

[slocumjoe]

some more X6 headcanons (modern au). he loves nonfiction audiobooks. he would be a taxidermist. he still subscribes to physical magazines (mostly niche sci fi publications) and Will lock you in a conversation about it. commissions immense amounts of art online, makes artists suspicious because his account looks like a bot. his guilty pleasure media is tank girl comics. privately emails authors his reviews of their books, no matter how critical. not sure if he'd be a furry himself but he enjoys the creativity in anthro design. haunts his local antique mall. probably collects depression glass and old uranium cookware. drinks out of the lead poisoning garfield mug daily. regularly goes out for breakfast. tips 60%.

Modern X6 is a pretensious gothic Twitter furry who throws money around like my mom in a granola crystal herb shop and doesn't believe in things like "asbestos poisoning", but also

This man is an enigma and putting him in a terrarium and studying him like a bug is not a want, but a need

#asks

[the-iron-orchid]

Also, the extremely important detail that Modern AU Jinana has a uranium-glass scarab on hir living-room wall:

(this came about entirely accidentally because i was fucking about with shaders lol, but I love the idea that s/he commissioned a uranium-glass bugge)

#jinana vibes #insects