#unova brainrot goes brrrrrrrrr

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Hi! More incorrect quotes

————————- Octavi: I’d die for you

BW1!Zorro: Then perish

Conchshell: You will *not*

Soleil: Please don’t

Roxas: Cool?

Avery: I’d die for you first!

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Conchshell:*dies*

Avery : Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months

Zorro: Bullshit! One month

Roxas: Nah, half a month

Astor: What are you doing!?!? Kanji just died!

Octavi: One week

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Avery: She was poetry, but she couldn’t read

Octavi: His name is Jared. He’s nineteen.

Maveric: When his parents built a very weird time machine.

Astor: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Roxas: Eyyyy, Macarena

Soleil: Terrible job guys

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Octavi: Can I offer you this stick in this trying time?

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Conchshell: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Zorro: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved

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Octavi: What’s the announcement

Avery: It’s a lecture. Roxas is going to tell us everything she knows about taking care of children

Zorro: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds

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Conchshell: What do you have?

BW1!Zorro: A KNIFE

Conchshell: Okay, have fun

BW1!Zorro: NO

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Astor: Mcdonalds Mcdonalds Mcdonalds…

Octavi: Mcdonalds Mcdonalds Mcdonalds

Conchshell: We have food at home.

Zorro: *pulls up to drive thru window, orders a black coffee and leaves*

#the third to last one is more inappropriate but chose to censor it a little #yet I have the incorrect quote about someone dying!?!?! #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #my ocs stuff #morrie.txt #txt post #gijinka oc #oc: conchshell #oc: zorro #oc: octavi #oc: avery #oc: roxas #oc: maveric #unova brainrot goes brrrrrrrrr

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Something something from the Unova group chat something something. Warning: I think I’m funny, and there’s crude humor. ————————

Maguey: Hey dudes and welcome to our chat 😃. Yorke: Hello. Tusc: Hi Mags!

Jemma: Heeeeeeey ;D

Polaris: Just woke up. Why are we in a chat?

Maguey: I thought it’d be fun. Zorro: Yo, hold up a sec. Zorro: *adds a bunch of people to the chat*

Conchshell: Um, is there a reason why this chat name is titled, “Aren’t we all thots here?”

Zorro: Don’t ask. This wasn’t my idea. Zorro: It’s Maggie’s fault 🤡

Maguey: WATCH IT !😡

Maguey: Zorro, if you’re to rude I’m gonna ban you!

Soleil, just now joining in: *too

Conchshell: lmao

Zorro: Don’t side with them

Conchshell: I wasn’t picking any side.

*Avery and Octavi join* Octavi: What’s a thot?

Zorro: Dude, you’re the same age as me. You should fucking know this shit! 🤦🏼

Conchshell: Ah, such profanity. Avery: Yeah, Zorro. Watch your profanity. Jemma: *changes group name*

Avery: Unova Underground.

Avery: I like it 😃👍🏻 Zorro: Oh thank reshiram.

Conchshell: Thanks, Jemma. Tusc: Thanks, Jemma.

Soleil: Thanks, Jemma.

Zorro: Wait! How are we going to explain what thots are to Octavi?

Yorke: Simple. We don’t. ————————— Conchshell: You guys are working late 2nite

Octavi: Working @ nite. Yippee!

Zorro: 😒

Zorro: This is complete 🐬

Conchshell: Mr. Zorro I should kick your fucking ass.

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Maguey: *changes the chat name to dumb chaotic gays* Zorro: I knew it was you, Maggie. Maguey: I didn’t do it. Polaris: You did. It literally says so right in the chat. ————————-

Maguey: Wait, Octavi’s older than you by a couple months?

Zorro: Yes. Maguey: Wha-

Roxas: Yeah, it was pretty funny when we found out. Astor: Well, I didn’t feel anything in particular.

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Conchshell: Pirates are just wet cowboys. Discuss. *The chat erupts into chaos*

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Maveric: Centaurs are six-legged and therefore they’re insects. Discuss. Astor: I think we had enough chaos in the group chat this week. ————————-

Jemma: I would like to congratulate Kanji on his marriage. Hope you guys don’t divorce. Conchshell: Thx

His friend(idk his name yet aaaaaa): Hold up a sec. Who tells a recently married couple, “Hope you guys don’t divorce?”

Maguey: Jemma apparently. Zorro: 🤨

Zorro: Kanji got married?! What the fuck?!?!??

Maguey: Why is Zozo acting mad about a marriage?

Avery: He’s feeling envy Zorro: No shit!

Soleil: Idk if I wanna tell this story. Maveric: Plz don’t Roxas: No. Sol, tell the story. Do it.

#my ocs stuff #oc shit #my ocs #txt post #morrie.txt #i think i’m funny #i’m trying to be funny #unova brainrot goes brrrrrrrrr #long ass post

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Me to Conchshell and Orion when those two finish their journeys.

#morrie shitposts #oc: conchshell #oc: orion #Meme #oc memes #my ocs stuff #oc shitpost #Ah yes water bois #unova brainrot goes brrrrrrrrr #Kalos is secondary brainrot for some reason #feel free to reblog #morrie.txt #Mysticverse memes

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When you’re looking at fanart but forgot to turn on safe search

#pokemon gijinka #draw the squad #Also Zorro why the fuck are you reacting like that!?!?!??! #gijinka oc #pokemon oc #oc: conchshell #oc: astor #oc: maveric #oc: avery #oc: roxas #oc: octavi #oc: soleil #oc: zorro #ocs stuff #Morrie doodle #the original photo is from a learning company softawre catalog #alternative outfit #different outfits #unova brainrot goes brrrrrrrrr

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Bloop!

Oh hi!

uhhh……..

Octavi likes listening to classic country music, or anything that makes him happy or lightens him up. He doesn’t know how others would feel about him playing his favorite songs out loud, so at first he was afraid to do so. One day, he just decided to play something out loud on an overhead speaker(might’ve originally been a joke?) and Conchshell comes running up the stairs and this was the conversation:

Conchshell: Octavi, this is the wrong sound cue. It’s supposed to be- Conchshell: Wait, I think I know this song. Octavi: Wait, you do?

Conchshell: Yes. I remember this being played a lot at home when I growing up.

Octavi played it again during the “Show of Wrongs” ( What everyone decided to call the prank night performance).

#thanks for the ask! #ocs #oc ask #bloop #oc: octavi #oc: conchshell #unova brainrot goes brrrrrrrrr #Asks #mutuals #these dorks