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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

#Fear and Hunger #D'arce Cataliss #Cahara #Ragnvaldr #Enki Ankarian #Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs #It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs #I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs #And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set #This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series #If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot #It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights #Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.

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fortunatelychaoticphantom · 6 months

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I recently found out that Native People in the American continent have their own name for it, which is Abya Yala.

Anyway, wouldn't it be nice if we started to support their right for self determination and freedom from the oppression of colonial rule? Wouldn't it be nice if we support the complete and immediate abolition of all colonizer countries, which are *checks notes* every single country in the American continent plus the island ones? Wouldn't it be nice if we started telling all the settlers, conquistadors and immigrants to Go Back To Where They Came From? Wouldn't it be nice if we started chanting in the streets and online for the cleansing of the continent from all non-Native people? Wait, that sounds kind of extreme, doesn't it? But what if it rhymed? Everyone knows that if it rhymes it's true and justified right? So maybe the American continent should be free, you know, maybe from shore to shore... no, no. From sea to sea, that's it! What a great cause! And great causes are worth fighting for by all means, right? Obviously, I do not support violence at all, but like wouldn't it be justified if Native People were to become violent in their fight for freedom? I mean, think of the history for a moment, what brought them to this moment? And could you blame them? After all, shouldn't freedom be fought for by all means necessary? Wouldn't you support their claim?

Anyway.

From Sea To Shiny Sea Abya Yala Will Be Free.

#wouldn't it be nice if this becomes a trend #this is a 100% a post against idiotic westerners that call jews colonizers in their ancestral homeland #and funny enough this is not against people who actually support the abolition of all colonizer countries in the world #you people are still antisemitic idiots who know nothing about jews or our history but at least you are consistent which i can respect #but like i also don't see you hopping on the first flight back to where you came from so what's stopping you darlings?#and just to be clear since i support every people's right for self determination including both the palestinians and the jewish people #i would support every single native nation's claim for independence #but unlike you self righteous westerners i actually don't support violence and not just when it's convenient for me #so this is both a joke and a hundred percent serious but like i said obviously sans the violence #i would support negotiations and reparations but never war #and i would never ever support terrorism #so why would you?#jumblr #jewish things #free abya yala #from sea to shiny sea abya yala will be free #abya yala #social issues #politics #us history #american history #history

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wowitsverycool · 3 days

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alphys undertale would play ISAT and become completely bedridden from the resulting carnage

#in stars and time #alphys undertale #utdr #undertale #alphys in a trance staring at the ceiling for ten hours. 'he's just like me fr........'#flowey perhaps has more direct narrative parallels but he would simply refuse to interact with them.#'that's stupid. you're stupid. he's an IDIOT who's too busy being SAD to fix things. unlike me. i kill people'#flowey is a loop type character but would haaaate loop so much #he is loop but he wants them to Die on sight #which actually makes him more loop than if he didn't!#alphys

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kisaraslover · 3 months

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something something as evil as he is about owning and subjugating her for eternity shes twice as insane about being the only one for him

#yugioh #ygo #art tag #seto kaiba #kisara #blueshipping #ill say it!!! I THINK SET'S SOUL HAS BEEN REINCARNATING NON STOP SINCE HIS FIRST LIFE. lost bitter. its so angsty because #hes destined for the same game same shame same loss for hundreds of lives. i think he had many wives many children #I KNOW IT SUCKS BLUESHIPPERS BUT LISTEN: none of those souls binds to him carried into the next. UNLIKE SOME INSANE WOMANS #WHO DECIDED TO ANCHOR HER SOUL INTO HIS BECAUSE HE WAS NICE TO HER ONE (1) TIME #kisara is more insane agenda. she just didnt have the screentime to show it!!!#as if any normal woman is suffering this guy for 5000 years for a single moment of kindness. miss me with that idiotic bs #only kisara is crazy enough for that smh #he had many wives and my sons and many families and his bitter angry long suffering soul only knew her light!!!!!!! shut up #anyway so i think we should be freaked by her coveting gaze

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whump-n-comfort · 19 days

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when you read a fic that gives you a hyper-specific whump scenario that you know would either A.) take forever to find in another story or B.) hasn't been written at all so the obvious conclusion is that you have to write it yourself

#whump meme #~my stuff~#my brain hates me sometimes lmao #i just want a story where two characters are stuck in a broken down car in the middle of winter and having an argument #which leads to one stomping outside in some petty attempt to 'find help' while the other person doesn't realize #what is happening at first. they think their friend is just taking a quick second to catch their thoughts. not the best idea in a snow stor #but the other option is them tearing each others heads off so a little separation is fine. but then their friend starts walking away #and keeps going. so now they have to chase after them to corral them back into the car #because yeah its broken but its still somewhat warm unlike this suicide mission you are attempting!!#and then theres a big blow up because they have kinda been the shit-stirrer so their friend just is #im fixing it!! im being not annoying/useless/something related to whatever they were arguing about!!#so now they get slapped in the face with the fact that they've been taking out their bad day/week on their friend #who was simply being themself and trying to cheer them up/be nice #and when they eventually get back in the car the friend now feels like shit because they not only wasted heat from the car #but they also dragged their friend outside just bcuz they were being a brat so didn't they just prove the other person's point?#so now the two are just in a guilt huddle apologizing for being idiots as they inevitably wait for their rescue #bonus points if the rescue involves their rescuers trying to separate them and the other person just *refuses* to let their friend go #because they have a need to keep the first person warm after feeling like they essentially forced them out into the cold #is that too much to ask?? (i could turn this into an A talks to B scenario... also thinking about my OCs but when am i not lol)

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starlooove · 11 months

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Dick drops Damian off at Joey’s to babysit and Damian is so pressed on the car ride there. Like first of all he doesn’t NEED a babysitter and even if he did why can’t he just go with Dick? Dick is so hateful, he preaches all that bullshit about love and tolerance and care for family but now that Damian needs him he’s abandoning him??? To a STRANGER?! Dick will rue this day, the day of his ultimate BETRAYAL.

Dick goes to pick Damian up and he refuses to leave.

#he’s covered in paint and there’s 70s music going on in the background and if Richard picks him up rn it’s proof he doesn’t love him so….#whenever literally anything happens he demands to go to Joey’s to be babysat.#I am but a child Grayson. I cannot be on my own. it’s dangerous.#literally everyone but Jason is at the manor rn.#Joey ofc joins Damian to gang up on dick #‘what if something happens and the only way it can be solved is by him being possessed by someone with more experience hm? what then?’#that’s his son now #dick wonders if this is how bruce feels sometimes #Joey visits wayne manor but it’s not the same #(bc Joey’s place doesn’t have any bad memories associated unlike WM but this ain’t about angst so)#Dick is chill yknow like he KNEW Damián and Joey would get along he’s not feeling replaced at all #…until he sees Damian rocking overalls. he only started wearing them after meeting Joey and before that he would’ve killed himself before-#-even considering. but NOW?!#oh hc that Joey regularly wears overalls btw. last tag doesn’t make sense without that #anyways Damian is trying to get dick and Joey together now. it literally makes the most and when dick is like m #‘bro u cannot do that’ Damian is like ‘I thought u wanted me to be happy…’ and joeys like ‘I DID hear u say that (lying)’#Damian may be a child of divorce but he refuses to be a child of two idiots who didn’t even realize they were in love. embarrassing.#Joey absolutely let’s Damian be a kid he introduces him to fingerpainting and he goes wild #personal hc that’s totally not projection that Damian feels like he not only has to master everything but do it at 100% every time period #Joey is like no bro like ik the process of getting a painting right is satisfying but u can draw a squiggly line and you’ll be fine I swear #it takes Damian a while bc he gets it mentally but he physically can’t like he feels so much shame at the thought of smth ‘imperfect’#everything Damian draws goes on the fridge and the walls and in frames around Dick and joeys apartment bc duh #but all three of them have an adoration for the fucked up bee Damian fingerpainted with wonky lines a goofy smile and the colors bleeding-#-out the lines.#all of this is like when Damian is 11 to me like ik he is older now but they kept him in such a wack environment I need to fix it #anyways

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lord-squiggletits · 7 months

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So for anyone who doesn't know, in IDW1 Trypticon is actually a really interesting character. Earlier in the timeline, he's basically just an ancient evil monster that gets awakened and used as a fighting force by the Decepticons (covered by the events of Monstrosity and Primacy, although I'm not sure if he made an appearance earlier in terms of the comics' release order).

Later on in the IDW1 comics, Trypticon becomes a character with his own personality and desires as written by Barber in the Dinobot trilogy (not the phase 1 series but Punishment, Salvation, and Redemption). Basically, Trypticon is very aware of the fact that people see him as a violent monster, but he decides to abandon Cybertronian society entirely because he's tired of being used as a vehicle for others' violence. By the end of the trilogy, he actually has a new hotspot inside of him and is nurturing the next generation of protoforms within his own body. He's literally done a 180 from being a source of destruction and death to being a protective, nurturing, life-giving force. And this is interesting because, although Trypticon DID have a personality before Barber wrote him, Barber's take on Trypticon gave the "big scary Decepticon titan" a much more 3D personality that made him a person with his own goals, disinterested in the plots and schemes of others. And that's really cool!

So what ended up happening Trypticon in the finale of IDW1, Unicron?

He gets killed off. In the background. With no one giving a shit about it. Because Barber decided it was more important that, IN THE FINALE OF THE SERIES THAT WAS ENDING IDW1 AND WOULD BE THE LAST ISSUES HE WOULD EVER WRITE, we as the viewers be subjected to a Literally Who OC that no one cares about crying and bitching about how Optimus Prime is a tyrant and a fascist. This entire panel is almost literally shot in a comedic way, like the trope of "person monologuing while something crazy happens behind them that they're completely clueless to."

Trypticon got an interesting characterization that made him more than just a monster, but I guess it was more important to kill him off in the background of a panel so that Miss Literally Nobody can waste an entire page of the LAST SERIES OF THE CONTINUITY being a whining bitch about Optimus, which by the way is what she's been doing literally this whole time since she basically exists just to complain about Optimus.

Oh and by the way, Trypticon was carrying the next generation of protoforms inside of his body, and Cybertron (plus every other colony) got destroyed during the Unicron finale, so I guess an entire fucking generation of new Cybertronians also got slaughtered in this panel. How fun and exciting! I guess putting in that really depressing character death of "man changes his ways and gets to live happily but gets killed off for shock value" was really important to put in the ending of the series to make us readers feel satisfied about our beloved story ending! Oh but not only does he die, he dies IN THE BACKGROUND PRACTICALLY AS A FOOTNOTE so that a different character no one cares about can talk about her feelings, wasting crucial time bitching about how much she doesn't like Optimus while TRYPTICON IS LITERALLY DYING BEHIND HER BUT I GUESS SLIDE IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT FOR US TO BE CARING ABOUT.

This is what happens when you're more concerned about huffing your own farts Writing A Theme, Man than you care about creating a satisfying ending that fans will actually enjoy lmao. Who cares about Trypticon and possibly his children that we got attached to as a result of the previous comics dying? This literal nobody who no one cares about needs to have her time in the spotlight monologuing about shit that doesn't matter while everyone around her is fucking dying.

#squiggposting #slide is the worst character in idw1. literaly the worst #she's like the peak of barber sabotaging the readers by interrupting emotional scenes just to have someone complain #also she's a privileged colony bitch who's never lived through war in her life but still feels entitled to judge the ppl who lived through #like. i don't care about her. she's stupid. she's an idiot. she's annoying. she got way too much screentime #she existed just to shit on optimus prime who's a character that actually matters unlike her #but i guess we couldn't even cut off IDW1 in an aborted season finale #without barber having to insert his depressing 'cybertronians suck and optimus sucks' nonsense in it #bc god forbid the FINALE OF THE CONTINUITY be focused on characters that are more important or have had more development #yes this is me being petty and fan wanking but also. slide sucks #little fucking worthless brat wasting way too much screentime existing only to complain about all the other established characters #that have actually had a whole series behind them and who the readers are actually attached to #absolutely worthless character who only existed to waste my time and improved nothing with her existence #squiggle being petty

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ourflagmeansgayrights · 11 months

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and yknow what. saying this as someone who has been in a work environment where i was ACTUALLY the only one who knew what i was doing and i was the only one capable of keeping things running, including the person who was technically in charge of me*:

even if izzy was right. even if izzy was the only one who kept ed's ship actually running. hell, even if lucius, pete, and wee john were actually slacking off when there was important things to be done!!

you do not effectively lead a team by yelling at them and telling everyone how useless they are and how much they suck. you don't get people to get off their ass and do their fucking job by screaming "BITCH" in their face. you don't!! get things done!!! if you just stand there and tell other people what to do!!!!!

*which is v much not the case w izzy and ed but i have seen this written into some fics, for some fucking reason

#sorry i know i said i wasnt arguing that izzy is bad at his job lol #i kept it off that other post bc that's not about how good he is at his job. but man...#having been in the “im surrounded by idiots” only-competent-employee situation everyone describes izzy in #i gotta say that if izzy's job is primarily managing people. he fucking SUCKS at it #txt #meta #mine #og #izzy hands #izzy critical #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meta #anyway the work experience was retail pharmacy and let me tell you. big-name pharmacies are a fucking shitshow #the turnover was awful so we were always staffed by people who didn't know what they were doing #i was only there for two years but turnover was so fast i ended up being the lead employee somehow #so i was ACTUALLY in charge of making sure people did their jobs. unlike izzy in e5 lmao #and when our pharmacists took vacation we'd have a substitute pharmacist come in and they almost always sucked #sometimes the sub pharmacist was worse at their job than the people who were there on their first day #i was on my feet all day and i was yelled at by customers non-stop and there's literally no way to count people's prescriptions fast enough #especially when you have new employees who count the fucking pills one at a time #and yeah i had a few coworkers who were like. always on their phone or always chatting instead of doing their job #and it was VERY annoying. even when they were nice and i liked them as people i HATED working with them #somehow i found the inner strength to not be a dick to them!! crazy stuff!!!

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wizard-of-weed · 1 year

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when are we going to get Legally Stoned, which is legally blonde but shes also a stoner

#high wizard posting #trying to figure out how to convey how incredibly stoned i am to my mc servermates who live in places where its illegal (unlike me)#but like ultimately it feels stupid to bring up even as like a disclaimer to ppl who arnt my close friends #i guess half their impression of me is going to be when im kind of an idiot and cant type but thats ok. ultimately. we r all idiots #oh anyways uhm if you cut your shit weed with good weed you will get a greater high. thats what i meant. when i said its like holy water #bong water is also holy water in that adding it to regular water turns it all into bong water #do u tell ppl ur texting if ur rlly stoned?

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treesah · 1 year

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I do not trust anyone who does not have a good relationship with their partner(s) and/or child(ren). Especially if they’re in any position of authority. How about you get your own house in order before you try being in charge elsewhere?

Anyway I just watched Succession last night with my husband and I don’t understand how Shiv and Tom have such a toxic marriage. If Shiv’s so smart and savvy, why is she so bad at manipulating Tom? He is such a simple little man! Tell him you love him and ask after his winery and hide your affairs better! Put some more fondness in your tone when you’re being condescending to/about him! Hint that you have mysterious and better plans for his future after you imply that he’s going to be let go from his job! He never would have betrayed you if you were actually good at playing the game and didn’t make him question his security as your spouse! He already wants to kneel at your feet and eat out of your hand so let him and tell him good boy once in a while!

#relationships #adulting #my husband says this makes me ultra-conservative #apparently I sound like a tradcatch mafia don #but if your management skills suck at home #they’re probably gonna suck at the office #and if you’re awesome at the office #why don’t you apply some of those skills and methods at home #or do some fucking work and figure it all out #I judge aromantic and asexual people by completely different ultra-conservative social stereotypes #don’t worry I’m not excluding or erasing anyone #succession #honestly all of them have shitty marriages #and bad relationships with their kids #the breakdown of the family is responsible for unchecked corporate greed and late-stage capitalism #go fill that cavity where your soul is with some meaningful social bonds instead of money #I am very concerned with the breakdown of the American family #but unlike right-wing Americans #I’m not an idiot so I know it’s not because of atheists and LGBT people #it’s because people who didn’t get their own house in order are in charge of the rest of us #and they hate their families and never want to spend time with them #and so they don’t let us spend any time with our families #and that’s why we don’t have federally mandated paid parental and caregiver’s leave

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ihatebnha · 2 years

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omg who do you think would give you twins/triplets tho? in my heart it screams DEKU, he gives you twins and KIRISHIMA literally does give you triplets 💔💔

omg, deku with the twins you absolutely were not expecting...!!!

i honestly feel like he's more surprised than you are, even if he ends up being the best when it comes to handling them. he's so used to doing Literally the Most that he manages to get that x2 thing DOWN so quickly, plus w/ the help of inko, you're set!!!

i'm also just crying at the thought of him doing EVERYTHING with the babies, like going for a walk with one strapped to his back and one on his chest, or cooking with them both in their baby seats at the table. he's the perfect twin dad <333

AND KIRI THO WITH TWIPLETS... why does this honestly give me... older!dad vibes??? like maybe you agree on having one (more) baby... only to suddenly end up with three.

he's great with them ofc but i imagine it being such a ........ storm. you know theyre rowdy asf so you're constantly having to go shopping just to keep them all fed and getting home to them asleep together in a big ol' pile...

SOBBINGGGGGG

(also bakugo with twins is make me lose. my. mind. too!!!!!!!!)

#kirishima #deku #thought about you going 'ok its nap time' and kiri being like 'OH THANK GOD'#asljdfhaksdj not for u idiot!!!!!!!!#older dad kiri with black hair too.................... giving him my address so he can come k*dnap me #i feel like deku has one girl and one boy... kiri has... who knows.. and bakugo has two girls or two boys #no in between #AHHHHHHH i know its unlikely but still #hate to say it but kiri giving u triplets is a nightmare bc. his babies are big. so good luck.#BYE.#ask #anon #caitie things #kids tw #queue

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pissmoon · 2 years

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If ur dumb or detached from reality enough to believe men never get their ass beaten over wearing visible makeup and think how celebrities are treated reflects how society works at large in terms of real working class people idk what to tell you. You grow up hearing of teenage boys hanging themselves because their classmates made them wearing nail polish that big of a deal and continued to clown on them after their suicide and then you read shit like this

#if ur more scared of men who wear nail polish than ur of these who bullied them to the point of that ur a useful idiot to patriarchy #seconds away of saying real trad catholic men have never abused women unlike a guy who dyed his hair once 10 years ago #top 5 radfem takes among 'if a cis woman likes an*l she's coerced into it'#i dont check on who follows me regularly n then someone rbs ur post and they say shit like this

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yuribalisms · 8 months

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Essentially what it is all boiling down to is I have fully realized I am bad at being a person, that will always be true, and I don’t know how to handle that

#I’m going to be depressing and self depreciating in the tags so. fair warning to anyone who reads them #I’ve known for a while now that I don’t know what to do with my life. I’ve thought of a few ideas but none of them seem to be working. and I #think a good chunk of what it’s boiling down to is that I am quite literally just stupid when it comes to an actual useful real life skills.#and it’s frustrating because I can’t even talk to ppl I know and confide in them that I feel dumb and stupid without them being like ‘nooooo #don’t say that! you’re not stupid! you were top of your class in hs!’ (that is their favorite thing to fall back on) but like. the thing is #I wasn’t even smart in hs. sure I did good but that’s because I cheated my way through and got lucky a lot. I never actually learned anythin #I never understood what I was being taught or how to apply it. I was good at English and art classes and that was it those were the only one #I truly felt I knew what I was doing in and grasped the subject matter well. I know I’m good at those two things and smart when it comes to #those subjects. but the thing is. in real life. both of those are useless skills. I can’t make money with them and it is highly unlikely #that will ever change. and yes I know not being able to make money with it doesn’t mean it’s useless but like it kinda does. capitalism #sucks. I know that. we all do. but that doesn’t change that we live in a capitalist society and it’s unlikely to actual change in my lifetim #so I’m stuck to try and figure out how to live in it. but I have no skills I can make money with so I will live my entire life poor and #miserable and working dead end jobs that make me want to kill myself. I’m not good at socialization I’m so fucking bad at it so I can’t work #any kind of job that hinges on networking or sales or human interaction which is MOST JOBS but I’m also too stupid for anything related to #STEM. I tried two different stem degrees and flunked out of both of them because I am a FUCKING IDIOT and I know there’s no point in trying #to go back to school for another one. but no degree in anything I naturally have a knack for will help me find a decent well paying job. ill #just be wasting my money to go to school for something like that. and then like. I don’t even think I’ll ever get married and I def won’t #ever have kids. so I can’t even put any hopeful stock in just being happy with a family one day. I know a lot of ppl who don’t like their #careers but they’re fine with that because they’re happy with their family but like I don’t even have that and I won’t ever have that. I #have NOTHING to strive for and NOTHING I am good at that’s meaningful I’m going to fail at having a career and a family and I know that #doesn’t mean I won’t be happy in theory but by societal standards I am and always will be a fucking failure of a person and since I do live #in this society yeah. it’s kinda fucking true. and I don’t know what to do about that. I’m just tired. I’m tired of being afraid and #struggling and going through patches of wanting to kill myself because of this because like what’s the point. I’ll never have anything #better so what in the actual hell is the point of me existing. and I know I’m being ridiculous and my brain is eating itself and none of #this is probably even true but that doesn’t change that it FEELS like it is a lot of times and esp right now and I don’t know what to do #to anyone who reads this I’ll be fine tbh prob as soon as tomorrow like dw about it I just need to get it out so I stop stewing in it.#I’m just. yeah. not having a great time rn but I left work so I’m gonna cry and then maybe sleep for a bit and hope that helps #kaz rambles

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deathxproof-archive · 8 months

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truly wish I could make a little fobwatched verse or something where one or multiple of my dumb Time Lords are dropped in my city without doxxing myself. it’s infuriatingly perfect for fun rp scenarios and putting characters into Situations

#I COULD write an analog for it but it’d still be kind of obvious I feel like #it’s big! but not huge enough to not be a stupid piece of information to put out there!#if we’re ever friends on discord and you wanna write some fobwatched idiots though— /hj #unlike Coffeshop Fobwatch Koschei it’d be incredibly easy to not relate it to irl because let me tell you there are people #living in some Specific Ass Situations here #including myself I Guess. I’m a witch and I live in an apartment FULL of ghosts with my vampire boyfriend #and our roommate that we love so much that everyone in town just. assumes we’re all dating. (we’re not).#to be deleted probably but who’s to say I’ll remember. enjoy the 4 AM rambling.#if we’re Friends and you wanna come talk about where I live or what have you hit me up though. I love it here I will never shut up about it

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certifiedcoffeeaddict · 9 months

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google docs is my mortal enemy part ??