#unhinged anon

[wannaeatramyeon]

WAIT LMAO CAN U IMAGINE TAEHOON BALD?! AKDJKSNDKE

Bro 😭

WHERES THE TAEHOON SIMPS AT NOW

#pls ignore my shitty edit job #bald taehoon #why did you ask for this anon #unhinged anon #taehoon seong #taehoon x reader #seong taehun #taehun x reader #seong taehoon #seong taehun x reader #seong taehoon x reader #taehoon seong x reader #how to fight #how to fight manhwa #how to fight headcanons #viral hit headcanons #viral hit manhwa #viral hit x reader #viral hit webtoon #wannaeatramyeon

[magnetothemagnificent]

I want to kill all seagulls. If you're birding seagulls at a beach fuck you. They should all die.

#unhinged anon #animal abuse #hate anon #wtf

[imminent-danger-came]

Hi there! So, I don't know if you’re in the mood to have your brain chemistry altered by the silly little lego show once more, or if you’ve just already done this, but I have a suggestion. Try watching the S4 special (specifically A Lifetime of Mistakes) for the millionth time, and then take that knowledge, along with the Wukong-Macaque/MK-Mei Hero and Warrior parallels we’ve been getting, and THEN go rewatch S1E6 AKA The Great Wall Race. Specifically through that particular lens.  

And just… enjoy watching the decisions they, especially MK, make during a situation where an immortality-granting object is on the line. Have no major thoughts about how this is the first real fight we see Mei and MK have. Experience absolutely zero strong emotions as you watch MK’s pursuit of that object lead to him destroying things that both of them love. Just… have a lovely, peaceful rewatch. 

But seriously, if you’re in the mood to let the silly little monkey show do its silly little monkey show thing, try rewatching that episode because it legitimately ruined my night. 

Like… it’s not a perfect, one-to-one comparison. There’s a lot of differences, both nuanced and obvious, that differentiate the two situations. 

But there’s something there and it’s been driving me insane, so feel free to come join me on the precipice of madness if you want.

*GRABS YOU*

I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS. ANON, YOU GET ME IN A WAY THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES, WE ARE TOGETHER IN ARMS.

But anyways *puts on sunglasses* I always have zero emotions when it comes to the lego show. Me? Completely calm and collected. I totally didn't have a breakdown while rewatching 1x06 to write this post.

But, just to meander on by the precipice of madness...

Mei: "*gasp* My bike! What is wrong with you! I thought you were my friend!" MK: "Okay! I did bad! I just- I really wanted that peach and I guess I got carried away! You know how much I love stone fruit. *sigh* I was never gonna win though—you're the racer, not me. I'm sorry." Mei: "Yeah I know—just, don't be dumb next time, okay?" MK: "All I can do is try!"

(1x06 The Great Wall Race)

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Even without the added context of s4, it's easy to put together that the whole reason MK wants the peach to begin with is to become more like Monkey King. Case in point, 1x09:

MK: "I just wanted to be good enough..."

"...like you."

(1x09 Macaque)

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MK in seasons 1-2 is pushed by his motivation to live up to Monkey King's legacy—to become stronger. He wants to have the power to protect and help his friends, but this often causes more trouble than it fixes (1x01, 1x02, 1x06, 1x09, 2x03, 2x06, 2x10).

And so, MK reaching for immortality and wanting to be "good enough", instead harming the relationships he's trying to help?

Macaque: "No that's YOU! You're the one always running off! Looking for more power, more sources of immortality—you're the one who wouldn't quit while were were ahead! Not the great sage, he's got to drag EVERYONE else into his mess!"

-

MK: "Why didn't he just stop, right here? He was already so much stronger than anyone ever needed to be!" Macaque: "Wukong didn't think so. He always felt he had to be stronger—more immortal."

-

Sun Wukong: "I just wanted to protect the people I cared about—to be strong enough. I lost sight of why I was doing any of it."

-

It's like history is repeating itself.

Which, this all obviously has a strong connection to 1x06, but it also is a strong connection to 2x06:

MK: "It means I need to be stronger! Be so powerful, that it'd be certain defeat to fight me!" Sandy: "Maybe you need a break little man, just kick back for a bit." MK: "Uh, did Monkey King ever take breaks?"

(2x06 Game On)

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Which,

Sun Wukong: "Daw, don't be like that! Eat some fruit, soak up the sun—that's why I've been training so hard! Macaque: "What, so you can be the strongest?" Sun Wukong: "No! Well...maybe a little bit—but that's not the point! It's so that we don't have to worry about anything or anyone ever again! Just live a lazy life sittin' in the sun and eatin' fruit, and doing whatever we want!"

(4x11 A Lifetime of Mistakes)

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Did Monkey King ever take breaks?—well, he did. It's here we start to see both the similarities and the differences between SWK and MK. AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE. They both reach after power in paranoia. They both try to protect the people they care about (and sometimes they do that through lying/leaving). They both want things to stay the same. Yet, SWK is arrogant where MK is self conscious. SWK goes off alone where MK tries to do it together. SWK can't plan for shit where MK is the designated plan man.

Sun Wukong VS MK and Monkey King VS Monkey Kid. How are they similar and how are they different?

And then if you throw Wukong-Macaque/MK-Mei Hero and Warrior parallels into all of it?

Peng: "The six-eared Macaque fighting side by side with his own replacements! Is there anything Wukong could do that would break his hold over you?" (4x13 Rip and Tear)

Is there anything MK could do that would turn Mei against him? I feel that it's SO telling that Mei wasn't included in this conversation:

Yellow Tusk: "I know full well what would happen should Azure fail. But- but he is my brother. I owe him my life." Sandy: "We get it! I'd do anything to help my friends. But at the cost of the world?" Pigsy: "I'm sorry pal, but NOTHING worth that price!"

(4x14 Better Than We Found It)

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And here's why Mei is going to be the one to calm MK down like MK calmed her down during 3x10—

#SURPRISE SAMADHI FIRE PART 3 THEORY. anyways #rewatching 1x06 was terrible but I've also missed watching my little lego guys have actual fun #Instead of you know. The pain that seasons 2-4 are #god this show is so funny #They write jokes around the characters rather than the characters around the jokes and #it makes lmk's humor SO refreshing #I laugh every time MK goes "See you at the finish line ohohohohohohoh!'' after PIF. That joke lands without fail #tumblr deleted my og post and I had to rewrite it! very sad for me #this show makes me ill though so it's okay I had to motivation to do that #lmk meta #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk MK #lmk SWK #lmk Sun Wukong #lmk Mei #asks #unhinged anon #samadhi fire part 3

[starry-hughes]

How are Kasey and Mackie doing?! When’s the last time they were together & had sexy time?

a while

kasey hasn’t seen him in a couple of weeks

#kasey and mackie #unhinged anon

[twstwonderlandstuff]

Please tell Idia the Annoying Orange YouTube channel is not pornhub

"Idia, relax, it's NOT pornhub!" You sigh, rubbing his shoulders.

"B-But it totally looks like it! It feels like a page for fetishes!" Idia argues, a red hue creeping up on his hair. "Just look at it!"

"Idia, it is a talking orange like not to kink shame, but what sort of person imagines having... you know... with a talking fruit?"

"Rule 34... rule 34..." He murmurs, and suddenly, war flashbacks of a certain Samsung character comes to your mind.

"....oh yeah..." You say in a breathless, defeated sigh. "Rule 34."

"yeah..."

#unhinged anon #so slay i respect you #idia shroud #twisted wonderland #should i put an x reader #tag? #nah

[radkindoffeminist]

Do you like being evil and cruel to others? Do you enjoy being repulsive and disgusting towards real life people and hurting others? How miserable and cruel and disgusting do you have to be to to be bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic, and evil? You're an evil person and I hope you know that. I hope you know that you are not a kind person and there's nothing about you that screams "i care about women". You don't care about women, you don't care about anyone. You're just a selfish and disgusting person who is a misogynistic prick. You reduce people to their biological functions and processes, and then act like others do the same to you. You're probably an ableist and truly racist person too if you're against trans people. But you're not educated enough to even understand the connections I just made. Nothing about you screams that you're an actual feminist. No, you're just a misogynist who falls in love with fascist propaganda and evil conservative bullshit.

You are unhinged. Did you think that your long rants which assumed so many of my views, didn’t even get my beliefs right, and mostly just insulted me by calling me homophobic, misogynistic, racist, and ableist were going to get you anything but blocked?

1/3 lots of the messages sent to me. There were so many I need 3 posts to share everything.

#anon #trans cult #trans lies #trans misogyny #trans harassment #unhinged anon

[kirk-says-wah]

YO I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING TO BED CRYING LIKE A FUCKING CHILD WTGSGHSHXJEKXNHD👹👹😭👹😭👹 THE FIRST PART MADE MY TEETH ROT FUCKK LARS AND KIRK NEWD TO GET A FUCKING ROOMNDJDJDJXJ🏳️‍🌈🦅🏳️‍🌈🦅🏳️‍🌈🦅 AND IN THE ENDD HELLOO IM CRYING FOR MY BABH KIRRKK NOOOO SOMEONW BEAT UP DAVE BEFORE HE GETS TO HIM PLEASSEE HAVE CLIFF KICK HIS ASS👹👹👹🔪🔪🔪👹👹👹👹👹FUCK THAT'S A GOOF CHAPTER AT 3AM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA🦅🦅🦅👹👹👹

-👹🦅 anon

Thank youuuuu!!! Honestly I love writing Kirk and Lars they’re so cute together. Dave definitely needs his arse kicked for treating poor Kirk like that and for what he’s about to put Kirk through. Hopefully someone will save the day 👀

#unhinged anon #lovely anon #metallica #metallica fanfiction #asks #st anger

[jisungsdaydreamer]

what would you do if lee know randomly came up to you one day and asked you, "can i be your princess uwu 🥺👉👈"

i'd teleport us back to my castle asap, duh.

#unhinged anon #nahh fr tho if minho did this i would gladly oblige #he's so babygirl #NO ONE GETS ME #jisungsdaydreamer's mailbox

[madame-fear]

It’s crazy to think, IM A BASTARD! As is like half the population at this point 😃

I’m a bastard! You’re a bastard! EVERYONE IN HERE IS A BASTARD!

#┆ ⤿ 💌 come chat with amira .ᐟ ୭ #ask box #ask box messages #ask box open #✧.* amiraverse #lovely anons <3 #unhinged anon

[embersofhope-if]

My dear author, completely unhinged MC would have carved Creon’s name into the tribute while they were still alive…

honestly, I think the capitol would be more okay with that. Its fucked up but I'm sure it's entertaining to someone

#thanks anon! #Creon wouldnt really appreciate it though #people dont need to associate that with their name #they love you but they don't love you more than their goals for the future #creon levesque. #unhinged anon

[imminent-danger-came]

Hello! Unhinged Anon back again (I say as though I ever left and haven’t just been lurking) teetering on the precipice of madness, as per usual, this time because of S2E0!

Specifically, MK stealing the trigram furnace in S2E0. Specifically specifically, MK being the only member of the gang sent off to steal something SWK hadn’t stolen in the past, and also being the ONLY member of the crew who promises to return what he stole. And then he doesn’t. And considering his reaction to seeing it in S2E5, I think the implication is that he never even tried because he genuinely forgot about it. Because he was focused on saving and protecting people. And because he doesn’t return it, LBD gets it. And because she gets it, she’s able to start making the mech. And because she’s able to start making the mech, a whole bunch of stuff happens that hurts the same people he was originally trying to protect when he stole the furnace in the first place, plus who knows how many more. 

…

*Smiling blankly as I use a stick to draw the words ‘to pain’ in the dirt over and over like I’m in The Shining*

Seriously, there is so much about that one moment of MK running off with the furnace that is just… so evil of them to do. I mean, MK separating from his friends and going off alone to steal from the celestial realm is bad enough. But making him the only one to do what Wukong did in the past with something new? Having him be the only one who’s chased by a creature of heaven, not a spider, because he’s seemingly the only one who caused a noticeable disturbance? Having it be ‘just like Wukong’, but also his own, unique crime against the realm? And having it happen literal seconds after his pep talk with the reflection inside the furnace? Really?! WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?!?!

Also! I saw a previous ask where you were talking about the first time SWK uses MK’s name being in S3E14 when he apologizes, but there's actually a moment before that in S2E0! However, it is not nearly as memorable a scene lol. It’s when they’re flying towards the city together on SWK’s cloud and MK starts clinging to him because he’s freaking out about all the spiders. I think the exact line was literally just ‘Get off, MK!’ lol. Still, the fact that he’s using MK’s name by that point certainly says something about their relationship and how it’s grown. Plus it makes Wukong leaving the literal next episode all the more painful! Hurray for the LEGO show continuing to be cruel! Anyways, hope you’re having a nice day/night! 

*waves from the precipice of madness*

*me cheering at the Lego show continuing to be cruel*

Anyways hello Unhinged Anon! A pleasure, as always.

So, something something "The chaos and destruction we'll bring upon the world will make Wukong's past look like nothing" something something in regards to him stealing something that Wukong hadn't. Students usually surpass their masters in narratives like these, but erm, you know. You obviously don't want to surpass your master when it comes to the chaos and destruction and havoc they caused.

It's also always funny to me that in the trigram furnace he gained the power of "self-reflection", but in typical MK fashion he forgets to use that power (but don't worry the curse shows up in 4x07 to do it for him).

However, and the clown wig is totally on tight, here's the thing about the "Get off, MK!" scene. That scene has been paralleled several times:

So we have a scene where MK get's thrown off by Monkey King, we have a scene where MK and SWK both get thrown off by the cloud dissipating, and then we have a scene where Wukong catches MK after he was thrown.

This is how scene #1 plays out in particular:

Sun Wukong: "Get off MK!" MK: "Wait, what are you?" Sun Wukong: "*exasperated sigh* If you can't handle a little spider, how are you meant to help me with that? I'll handle this one bud, you just hang tight." MK: "Wait! I can still- ...help."

(2x00 Revenge of the Spider Queen)

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Which also parallels a scene from 3x09:

Sun Wukong: "Just wait for me there! I'll explain everything." MK: "But- but I can help! Let me help you!" Sun Wukong: "There's no time bud! Macaque could show up at any second! GO!"

(3x09 The King, the Prince, and the Shadow)

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SO, it's about Wukong's overconfidence and how that collides with MK's low self-confidence at high speeds. It's also about how their relationship has grown over the coarse of the show, with Wukong actively relying on MK during TEW special.

And I think you're totally right, it says a lot about their relationship in ROTSQ and shows how much SWK failed at not getting attached to MK in s1 lol. And then he left in 2x01 for MK, and you just gotta love those two.

#omg my ask box is clear!!!! #yay!!!!! #there are a couple of asks that are gonna be longer metas in my drafts but shhhhhh we're not talking about them #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk parallels #asks #unhinged anon #the light is no mystery

[carelessflower]

Oh! And kids blames Alec for the divorce cause usually when a big fight happens Alec caves first to stop the fighting wheter it's with kids or magnus so now everyone expects now Alec to apologize (be the bigger person or something) but this time is diffferent. The fight reason is Magnus wanted an old friend to stay with them for a while and Alec didn't make a problem out of it, kids love the friend too, later Alec learns that old friend is happens to be an ex of Magnus, as they told Alec so insulting him, Alec doesn't tell Magnus that but he tells him that Magnus's friend is staying with them for far too long and that they should go Magnus gets pissed they have a lot of fights and arguments after that untill Alec catches them kissing in their kitchen

why u making magnus lowkey an asshole cause why its alec fault this time like cheater get heater

#ask #unhinged anon #sorry if kids blaming me for the divorce when my partner cheated like #guess i wont see u till christmas then da fuck

[starry-hughes]

omg pls nico asks for pics so you send him a picture on the invisible effect with iMessage, but instead of you it’s just a pic of a sheet of paper that says “gotcha bitch”

he’s not a happy camper during your phone call later that night

- ua

hes swearing in german and saying all these things about how you will be in for it when he gets home

#unhinged anon

[leighsartworks216]

Unhinged anon here to agree with u that Damien speaks a grand total of five sentences to them before he asks out anyone he likes, poor child. Also here to bring u more headcannons.

Boy is prob upper class to end up as mayor of anything in that corrupt society. Child Damien can and will drink his weights worth in hot cocoa. Turning into dark most likely saved him from death by diabetes. He prob can do all those upper class things from that time period. Playing the piano. Handling a shotgun. You name it.

That ring that he wears? On his left pinky? Well let me learn u about singlet rings worn on left pinkies: Pinky rings are a symbol of wealth, social class (high status), and prestige. Usually family heirlooms. Could be used to seal letters and sign documents. Most interestingly: Pinky ring on a man’s left hand indicates disinterest in marriage.

Gay

Well now I HAVE to write a cute gay ass fic about all of this bc I need a fic where Damien is just like anxiously making his crush hot chocolate during breaks and wearing the singlet on his pinky and trying so desperately to hint to his male crush that he's interested and trying to figure out how to ask them out without everybody else around him freaking out about a gay mayor (bc it's the 20s 💀)

#unhinged anon #markiplier #markiplier egos #Damien #the mayor #wkm the mayor #mayor damien #wkm damien #wkm damien hcs #wkm damien headcanons

[radkindoffeminist]

Unhinged Anon 2

Message 3

More baseless accusations which I’m not going to respond to. Keep insulting me because I don’t give a shit. Wait, you can’t because I blocked your dumbass.

Message 4

How are they finding womanhood ‘beautiful, wonderful, joyful, and life changing’ when they have never experienced it? Right, because they don’t understand womanhood as they are not women. They find beauty and joy in at least one of the following 2 things:

A) Misogynistic stereotypes surrounding what they believe to be womanhood and how much women enjoy these things. Think of things like being catcalled (which many have admitted to loving despite most women finding uncomfortable as it’s harassment), male attention in general, girly sleepovers, etc. This is not what womanhood is; this is a male fantasy of womanhood.

B) Femininity. They like dresses and heels and getting their nails done. No harm in them enjoying these things but that’s not womanhood. That’s misogynistic stereotypes of what women should be doing.

How can women love being women so much that they want to ‘reflect that in how they look, dress, etc’? What you are talking about here is misogynistic stereotypes and femininity, not womanhood. There is no one way to look, act, or dress like a woman, yet your response implies that there is. Woman are adult human females and regardless of if you’re feminine, masculine, or androgynous you will continue to be a woman. Calling me the misogynistic one for believing that is just projection. 

Trans women have done nothing for the LGB community but continue to spread homophobic conversion therapy rhetoric. Want receipts of this? Go check out @tra-receipts​ and the masterpost on trans homophobia. Your denial of gay history and refusal to see that gay people actually fought for their own rights because you want to credit literally everything to trans women is homophobia.

As for the rest of the post, I’ll await your receipts of me calling all trans people creeps, being cruel towards innocent people, and spreading violent misinformation. 

Message 5

Hey, look, homophobia! Ironic given how many times you’ve already called me homophobic!

No one is reducing people to their genitals. That is a lie that TRAs continue to repeat because you have no understanding of what it means to actually reduce people to their genitals and because you continue to twist radfem arguments rather than trying to understand what we say. To reduce someone down to their genitals means that you see them as nothing more than walking genitals (or other reproductive organs). It means not seeing them as a whole person with a personality and likes and dislikes and hobbies and interests; but seeing them just as a set of genitals.

The radical feminist argument is that women have vaginas. That does not mean we see women as only valuable due to having vaginas but rather that it’s the common characteristic that all women have as a result of being female (since, as stated before, women are adult human females). Women have hobbies and likes and interests and preferences. Women are all unique. But women all have this common characteristic as a result of our biological sex: we all have vaginas. Why is it that when we talk about the common characteristics that women have you accuse us of reducing women to their genitals but you don’t do this to any other group? When we say lesbians are female homosexuals, you don’t tell us that we are reducing lesbians to their attraction to women and that we must see them as being sex-crazed as a result. When we say that black people are people of a certain race, you don’t tell us that we are reducing black people to their skin colour and that we must see them as dumb criminals (or some other racist stereotypes). No, in these cases you understand that we are describing the common characteristics which a specific group shares and that doesn’t mean that we see it as the only or even most important aspect of that person but rather just one of many characteristics about them. But when it comes to women being adult human females that’s actually reducing them to their genitals? Fuck off.

Many aspects go into if someone is attracted to a specific person and what genitals that person has is a part of that attraction and trying to deny that’s the reality for people of all sexualities is ignorant and homophobic. Gay people are attracted to the same sex, not the same gender. Telling gay people that they must be attracted to everyone who identifies as the same gender as them is homophobic and continues to spread conversion therapy rhetoric. You are no better that conservative homophobes who tell gay people that they need to get over their genitals obsession or that lesbians just haven’t had the right dick yet or that they should at least try PIV because they can’t know that they don’t like it until they try or that they should try a sexless relationship with the opposite sex. Everything you say on this subject is literally recycled homophobia and you have the audacity to sit there and tell me that I’m the evil homophobe? You’re fucking disgusting!

And, as always, I’m not responding to your insults and baseless accusations that I’m an unsafe person who’s dangerous to society. Come explain exactly why that’s true with receipts of what I’ve done to make people feel unsafe.

#unhinged anon #trans cult #trans lies #trans harassment #trans misogyny #trans homophobia #trans logic

[kirk-says-wah]

W E W A N T A L L AUTHOR AAALLLLLL BUT MOSTLY I WANT CLIFF TO FIND OUT ABOUT JASON MAYBE MAYBE THEY'LL FIND THE STREAN SOMEHOW?? IDK BUT CMON WOULDN'T THAT BE LIKE SUCH A SCENE⁉️⁉️ OKAY OM GOING OVERBOARD LOVE YOU AUTHOR NO MATTER WHAT YOU DECIDE ON THE STORY

-⁉️🦅 anon

Wait that would be insane imagine if they just found stream and were like oh shit Dave so they dig some more and find Jason 😭 idk how they’d do that but it would be so sad especially for Cliff

#I love you unhinged anon #metallica #metallica fanfiction #unhinged anon #die dead enough