#under these circumstances

[lyxurious]

men will be the reason you find yourself trapped in a cave, at night, in the middle of nowhere, during a blizzard, with enemies looking to off you and a pack of wild feline beasts looking to eat you and STILL blame you for staying

#story of kunning palace #sokp spoilers #apologies in advance if it's a misunderstanding caused by wonky subs or something #but my DUDE #my GUY #where the FUCK is she supposed to go #under these circumstances #be so fucking for real right now #yeahyeah demented spell from childhood trauma etc #but in context of his whole personality it's just... no #i'm really curious to see how this show will attempt to make a convincing endgame couple out of them #they have like 6 eps left #and spent 32 making 'jiang xuening gets swallowed alive by a giant whale' sound like a better option for her than ending up with xie wei #to me anyway

[raytm]

I need the patroclus & achilles tiktoks to let me exist in peace for two minutes.

#PLEASE #UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES #I hope they get reincarnated or smth and hang out in libraries #ooc.

[wampa-bampa]

What is a genderfluid to do under these circumstances?

#what is a genderfluid to do #under these circumstances #aaaaaa #yes

[girldraki]

so mad rn that we had our first real drink while in a hurricane of mitigating factors we never exactly confirmed whether we had that alcohol gene and the ambiguity is killing us

#txt #the one thing we CAN almost certainly confirm is that it is making us sleepy. possibly messing with coordination #based on how hard autocorrect has been working although that could just be fatigue in general #i’d start saying shit about psychological effects but for OBVIOUS REASONS that’s not a thing we can measure #under these circumstances #Well hopefully when we pass into blissful slumber we don’t go into an alcohol coma. that would suck a little

[gabbagabbadoo]

not the harmonica man ))))))):

#twd #the walking dead #the walking dead spoilers #i know he has a name i couldnt possibly think of it #under these circumstances #edit: his name is luke #thank u talking dead in memoriam segment

[crazygaysex]

I hope it isn’t held against me that while we r separated I don’t super feel like promoting their music they made with my vindictive bratty ex boyfriend who was a dick to me almost the entire time I was staying over there .. I don’t think it would be held against me but I do not have it in me rn I will still enjoy listening to it tho I listen to their single while I’m workin a lot it’s rly good

#on second thought it would be weird if this was expected of me #under these circumstances #x

[arealtrashact]

Blood of my blood

#warrior cats #squirrelflight #firestar #tigerstar #cloudkit #brackenfur #cinderpelt #leafpool #bramblekit #tawnykit #I'm sure people will take issue with me drawing Tigerstar being fatherly #but I've always liked the passage where Darkstripe takes Bramblekit and Tawnykit to meet Tigerstar #I think it's interesting how his exile mirrors Pinestar's departure from Thunderclan #both leaving their kids under completely different circumstances #my art

[vaporize-employers]

obvs it's just racist but the "palestinians looting U.N. warehouses" angle seems esp asinine to me. like. it's theirs. right? israelis don't need food aid, so who is it for? so it's theirs. the aid for palestinians. palestinian aid. how can they "steal" something that's meant for them

#like keeping locked stockpiles of food when people are starving nearby is inhumane regardless #and i fully support “looting” under all circumstances #but it just seems like a massive reach. you have to redefine a lot of words to call it “looting” #palestine #free palestine #gaza #mine

[prideprejudce]

me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left

#saltburn #saltburn spoilers #eat the rich #saltburn 2023 #anti royal family #anti royals #watch out charles your bald ass is the first pn the roster #camilla and i will become bffs until she disappears under mysterious circumstances

[raytm]

I’ve watched like 60 episodes of naruto in like four or five days and blythe is now seeing me ugly cry.

#IM ONTO THE JIRAIYA INTO ITACHI PAIN ERA AND I JUST #cannot #under these circumstances #ooc.

[allo-frouto]

Kinda like doing the cooking so you can do the cleaning. But I must have two remotes if you know what I mean ?😏😏😏

I hope you won't mind me cleaning the house for the whole day.

#<3 #because #that's how long #it would take #for me #under these circumstances #hihihi

[annabelle--cane]

asexual activism is PART of sex positivity. education about asexuality is part of sex education. speaking openly about sex, defying repressive sexual norms, and encouraging people to be comfortable with and enjoy their "unconventional" sexual lives all needs to include the messaging that not wanting sex is fine and that saying "no" every time is not only acceptable but good if that's what you really want. asexuality is not the opponent of sex positivity, it's another arm of it.

#not even to mention how crucial the right to refuse sex under all circumstances is as a feminist issue #I think I made a very similiar post a little while ago but I just saw a genuinely scarily bad take and don't feel like looking #marina marvels at life

[3rd-try]

Gävlebocken is more protected from human threats than ever before, so mother nature took the situation into her own hands

translation: “soon eaten up, the new threat to the Gävlebock: hungry birds”

#gävlebocken #swedish goat #i bring updates #it will be destroyed under any circumstance #gävle goat

[vaguely-concerned]

So much of Garak as a person starts to make sense once you know his childhood was a fucking gothic novel. His main playground was a graveyard and he'd play pretend by perfoming improv eulogies to an imagined audience. For a long time his main touchstone for most important figures from recent history is 'oh yeah I know about that guy my dad buried him. great flower arrangements for that one'. He finds out later his 'parents' are actually a brother and sister who had to get married to avoid the utter shame and social devastation of having a child born out of wedlock, and they live in the basement of his biological father's house. (the madwoman in the attic vs. the tiny elim in the basement.) His biological father calls himself his uncle and locks him in a closet whenever he fails to live up to his insane and unpredictable expectations and everyone just has to act like that's normal and expected, and his will hangs over everything at all times, unseen but always felt keener than anything else. The father who actually raised him grows the world's most beautiful (and as it turns out, most poisonous) orchids and keeps the mask of a god hidden in a box in his work shed. Everyone in the house is choking down secrets like it's the only air they know how to breathe anymore.

What I'm saying is that right from the get-go this guy never had the faintest shot at turning out normal, so I'm glad that by middle age he's found a way to get a bit silly with it as he continues to be deeply deeply not normal about anything ever <3

#guess who's reading a stitch in time! #star trek ds9 #elim garak #a stitch in time #star trek #ds9 #I will make a monster post of asit thoughts eventually but just. jesus christ!!! what a start in life lmao #tolan and tain seem to have been... well not exactly friends probably but to have had some connection beforehand #did tain know him or mila first??? how was mila and tolan's sibling status presumably not known publicly? #at what point during all of that did tain start to have sex with tolan's sister. the more you think about it the more fucked it gets lol #under the circumstances... shoutout to tolan and mila for not leaving him somehow even more fucked up interpersonally than he is #and no thanks to tain for anything ever I hate him so much

[ulfhrafnx]

in modern verse , if you run into lira outside of the bar while she’s working , this is what you’re going to run into. she wears more fitted tactical gear , all in black , as opposed to the loose fit clothing we see here, but the mask and the fur / hood are still accurate. unless she takes that mask off you’re not going to know what she looks like.

#v. loup mere #`` she never takes the mask off #is what I’m saying #if you’ve only ever encountered her #on the job you only know the wolf mask #i’ll post a proper image reference set soon #shout out to new dawn for making the hc #I already had a reality 🤘🏻 #i would also be concerned if you run into her #under these circumstances #bc she’s either there to eat you #or someone you know

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

A Catfish??

All of the bat children are horrified when they found out the boy Damian has been talking online, someone they were expecting to be a 5’3 twig. Someone who Damian has been crushing on for years turned out to be a 6’3 muscle-bound fucker that makes Jason look small.

They are even more horrified when they realized they never gave Damian the internet talk and for some reason Bruce is not reacting like this is something of concern and what the fuck-?!

The reason Bruce is not freaking out like the rest of his kids is quite simple.

He can see the last of the baby fat clinging to Danny’s face, he notices how even though Danny is a walking tank of a being, he still glances at the doorways like they could not be trusted.

Like he wasn’t used to his height.

No Bruce is not concerned, because all signs and research just points to one fact.

Danny Fenton has came into a Fenton-sized growth spurt.

#now Bruce could clear up the confusion #but the kids did take the Batmobile out on a joyride a week ago #so this can just be a test on their reasoning under familial circumstances #like Bruce did not go out of his way to vet his youngest son’s first crush #dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #batman #shipping #dick grayson #tim drake #duke thomas #Cass knows of course #she’s not going to tell #same with babs #Danny a couple months before his visit: Doors suddenly hate me Dami :n; #Damian short king Wayne who likes to be picked up even if he never admits to it #damian: tragic. #the kids saw one photo of Dan and Danny and connected some dots that were never there #dead serious #writting prompt