#umm chile anyways

[bubble-dream-inc]

suggestive content//nsfw-ish rinzu under the cut

today i woke up determined to make two violent mafia fictional men kiss in a badly made doodle and here i am. can you tell i like the enemies to lovers thing

#might delete later idk #tokyo rev #rinzu #sanzu x rindou #haruchiyo x rindou #mdni #is this suggestive #or am i overthinking things #umm chile anyways #bonten #tokyo revengers #capy.draws

[creolesasuke]

Despite all of Naruto's many many MANY flaws one of the things I do think it did somewhat decently is its black characters. Well. MOST of its black characters 😬

#Darui Omoi and Karui specifically #B and the fifth Raikage....umm. chile ANYWAYS

[fanaticloser]

When people try to add stuff to your post and it’s not even funny

#this is about my side blog that actually gets notes #cause this blog always be dry as hell #like you turned what I made not funny anymore #umm chile anyways so #like you dragged it #like why’d you gotta add that #but like I’ll reblog it and say lol just to be nice

[multifandom--mess]

big boobs?? 🤨 umm chile anyways, so--

#on a sidenote he just looks so goddamn sexy here like jeeeshhh #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #hannibal shitpost #meme

[articalextraordinaire]

hi guys, sorry for dying lmao. anyways... do you guys want some ninjago ethnic and cultural headcanons??? (theyre almost all east/south/southeast asian btw // srry if u wanted more central/western asian rep.. caucasus dont count theyre too european /hj)

Arin: y'know the fact that there's like a ton of different tribes in papua new guinea? yeah, maybe one of those but i don't wanna be disrespectful so i'll do more research first before fully commiting. other thoughts are timorese or other indigenous groups from/near eastern indonesia.

Sora: look at those cat ears and try to tell me that she is NOT japanese. just- cmon man. plus, imperium is like a futuristic imperial japan or a futuristic version of that time the tokugawa family was in charge and locked down the country.

Lloyd (as well as the entire FSM bloodline): either tibetian or bhutanese. FSM just gives some budhist vibes so yeah. this isnt going to be about religion but religion does kind of affect ethnicity and culture so it does have a very minor role in making these headcanons. nepali works too but nepal is kinda nore hindu so yeah..

Kai and Nya: indomalay. mostly the indo part.. like- cmon, fire and water, indonesia is an archipelago with a shit ton of volcanoes (philippines too but we'll get there, sandali lang muna ;) ) i cant get into specifics cuz im not too well-researched but yeah. also, vibes 👌

Zane: siberian or he's from one of the islands extremely north of japan that japan and russia keep on disputing over. purely because of geography and ✨vibes✨

Cole: mixed black latino-filipino. as a filipino myself i wanted to make someone filipino =). since a lotta people were making cole black, i thought that i might as well make him mixed <3. plus, the philippines is also a former spanish colony so it just makes sense. if you want a more specific country, either colombia or the dominican republic are cool. not very well-researched on the different latin american countries so if anyone wants to tell me the most appropriate country for cole pls let me know 🥰.

Jay: umm, i sorta have a dillema over this. im thinking either korean or he's from somewhere in the gobi desert like mongolia or inner mongolia (its a province in china btw). korean bc the entertainment and beauty industry as well as the student and work culture kinda fit him. but somewhere in the gobi desert is nice bc the desert is where he grew up. maybe he's korean but grew up in a mongolian-chinese environment but yeah, im not too sure about him 🤷‍♀️. im leaning more towards korean but yeah, not sure.

Wyldfyre: i um... this was very hard. first of all, she's not gonna be asian since i couldn't find a good enough area in asia and well, im pretty sure she's not from ninjago so she doesn't have to be asian. so, i got maori in northern new zealand but 1. i know nothing about the maori people 2. it might be disrespectful to portray them like that. and 3. er, the geography is kinda off. where she grew up looks very desert-y and volcanic. i think a more suitable reigon is in south america towards the coast like peru or chile but um i know even less about the those reigions than new zealand. plus, it has the same first 2 problems i listed earlier. (yes im ignoring her clothes for these headcanons srry guys my brain loves topography too much) TLDR; idk man shes too hard to sort out lol. it adds more to her mystery and chaotic energy anyway so yeah.

if u know more abt latin american countries, pls give me pointers so that i can have more accurate headcanons for cole and wyldfyre. i can do my own research for kai, nya, and arin but any help with that is also very much appreciated 👍. peace ✌️

(this is what happens when u become a geography nerd... im not at my full potential yet bc my latin american knowledge and all of africa knowledge sucks. but yeah. bye fr this timeee)

#lil' talk dont mind this #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago arin #ninjago sora #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #ninjago zane #zane julien #ninjago kai #ninjago nya #nya jiang #kai jiang #ninjago cole #cole brookstone #ninjago jay #jay walker #ninjago wyldfyre #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #thats a lotta tags #just realized all the last names dont fit lmao #or even just the given names in general #wooboy its 2 am better say goodnigt #yeah not gonna come back for a bit but i do leave some content before going back to the coffin #might do other characters but until then #seeya

[flyingfabio]

just saw the clip of aleix throwing a fit to his team for a mistake they made......umm chile anyway

#god he acts like a child sometimes #elie.txt

[myfriendtheghost]

Umm chile anyway so ummm…Him hat?

I was eating my supper when I read this and I had to put my phone down so I wouldn’t choke on my food because this made me laugh like an idiot 💀💀💀

#him hat? him hat #gvf #greta van fleet #asks #anon

[maryoliverdotcom]

anyways- well- umm

ily XD

chile so anyway-

ILYTTTT<3

[90363462]

12 Things To Do During Oral Sex - xoNecole: Women's Interest, Love, Wellness, Beauty

Shellie R. WarrenFeb. 04, 2022 08:36AM EST

It's my personal opinion that oral sex doesn't get discussed nearly enough. And that's pretty much my starting and finishing reason for why I'm writing this. C'mon. It's not like most of us don't indulge or engage and yet, when it comes to finding ways to make the experience more enjoyable (because a mouth simply being on another's genitalia is a really low bar), we don't seem to do as much research as we should.

It's no secret that more women climax from cunnilingus than intercourse itself (I'll expound in a moment). And it's definitely no newsflash that fellatio tends to put huge smiles on most men's faces. Still, there's nothing like going from good to great in your oral sex game, right? Something tells me that if you incorporate the following 12 tips, that is exactly what will happen.

1. Treat It Like an “Appetizer.” Not the “Meal.”

Let's start with where our, umm, heads should be about oral sex—whether we're giving or receiving. For starters, if it's gonna be grand, it'll be both. Anyway, while I do know some people who tend to take a hard pass on oral sex for a variety of reasons (by the way, religious married folks should check out Proverbs 5:15) and I certainly say to each their own, gone should be the stigma that there is anything "wrong" or "nasty" about doing it. Besides, 75 percent of women aren't able to have a vaginal orgasm. Oh, but do you know how they can climax? Some good old-fashioned cunnilingus! The main reason is that there is so much direct clitoral stimulation during the act.

Speaking of the stigma and the "ick attitude" that so many still seem to have about oral activity, that's a part of the reason why I think that cunnilingus and fellatio should be seen as appetizers (foreplay) more than the actual meal (intercourse). Think about it. How big of a deal is kissing? Especially in an intimate relationship, it's basically a given, right? Well, oral sex is a form of kissing...kissing genitalia, that is. And when you look at it from the perspective of stimulating your partner and building up excitement for what is to come, that can take a lot of pressure off of doing it. The acts can relax you, significantly so, as you're heading into intercourse. Appetizers are dope. They get the palate ready and prepare us to sit back and enjoy our meal. I think oral sex should be seen in a very similar fashion. How about you?

2. Shower Beforehand. Possibly Together.

I'll tell y'all what, if there's one thing that 2020 did, it got me super up close and personal with streaming apps. Not the ones you've gotta pay for (some of y'all have so many of those that you might as well have cable, chile)—the free ones. One of them being Tubi. Anyway, a series on there that I started watching not too long ago isSecret Diary of a Call Girl. It's…interesting. At times. Anyway, I'm bringing that up for this piece because Belle (the call girl) tends to give tips throughout each episode. One of her first was this—make sure that your partner showers from the moment he steps in your door.

I promise y'all that when I see movies or television shows where folks are all sweaty or are even just coming in from work and oral sex is simulated, I semi wanna gag just like an 80s valley girl. No, no…NO. Oral sex is so much more pleasant when you know that everything is super clean and fresh down there. You can even up the excitement by taking a showertogether. Whatever you do, just make sure that hygiene is a top priority. For everyone's sake. And pleasure.

3. Create the Ambiance

Whether you adore oral sex (giving and receiving), you low-key loathe it or you merely tolerate it, the overall experience is going to be so much better—and far less awkward—if the atmosphere is sexy. Use candlelight or colored LED light bulbs. Turn on some slow R&B music. Dress sexy. Bring a few pillows into the mix (when you're "propped up", oral sex can be so much more comfortable). Hit a few other erogenous zones. Maybe give each other a massage (with hands and/or with tongues).

Sometimes oral sex can feel stressful at first, usually because we're rushing into it way too fast. Slow down. Set the mood. Enjoy each other. You've got time. If you're doing it right, you do, anyway.

4. Mutually Discuss What’s Desired. Each Time.

If you don't get anything else out of this, please hold on to this one particular point. Sometimes, we can be in a mood to receive oral sex in a different way than we did the time before. We might want more pressure applied or less. We might prefer it to be wetter or less wet. Sometimes 69 sounds like a good idea while other times, it's the absolute last thing that we want to attempt. But if we don't discuss all of this with our partner and instead, we put the expectation on them to be able to read our minds, that can make us frustrated with them—and ultimately, the act itself.

No one is saying that you have to present a—pardon the pun—full-on oral presentation about what you expect all of the time. I'm just saying that whispering in his ear what you are in the mood for (followed by asking him what he would like) can never hurt. It can only help, actually.

5. Incorporate a Favorite Flavor

I know all of us have heard that if you and your partner drink pineapple juice, everything will be right with the (oral sex) world, but that's not a complete truth. What is a fact is your diet plays somewhat of a role in how your natural lubrication as well as your partner's semen taste. This means that if pineapple juice is a part of your daily diet, it can knock some of the acidity out of both of your fluids, making them an itty bit sweeter. But if you're looking for everything to taste like a piña colada, you're only setting yourself up for failure. No food can do that.

The flip to this is if you bring a favorite sweet condiment into the mix, that can make you less—what would the word be—apprehensive, about diving in, head first (with the pun totally intended). Chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, frosting, flavored lubricant—all of these can be super seductive and a delicious distraction, if you happen to like the act but you'd prefer to avoid the taste of the "natural flow of things" as much as possible.

6. Use Some Ice Cubes

Here's the sexual version of IcyHot (LOL). While you may have never thought about "pulling a Mookie" in the bedroom (the real ones know what I'm referring to), it's something that you definitely should take into some serious consideration when it comes to oral sex. For you, the person on the giving end, it can help to produce a lot more wetness which can take off the pressure to produce more saliva. Then, when it comes time to receive, the combination of hotness (from your partner's mouth) and cold (from the ice) can actually stimulate you in a way that nothing else can. It doesn't have to be plain ice either. Popsicles or some Buko Ice Candy (a Filipino kind of icy treat; there's an easy-to-make recipe here) can easily be added to the mix too.

7. Perfect the “Build-Up”

One time, while in a session with a married couple, surprisingly, they both had the same complaint when it came to giving oral sex. It wasn't that they didn't like doing it so much as they felt like their partner took FOR-E-VER to orgasm. When I did a bit of deeper digging, I realized that, when it came to the act, there really isn't any wooing or seducing that was transpiring. They both would just take off their clothes and start. Not only is that not very sexy but this approach means that you have to not only "warm your partner up" with your mouth but then keep going until completion (because most of us go until completion…right?).

That's why I'm all about folks learning how to perfect the build-up. All I mean by that is there should be all about lots of kissing and caressing before oral sex begins. Shoot, even once they get to the genital region, there should be some seductive teasing by kissing/licking the hips and/or inner thighs. Again, if everyone slows down and relishes in the anticipation, by the time the act itself goes down, climaxing shouldn't be too difficult and definitely shouldn't take three television programs long. Not at all.

8. Switch Up Positions

I don't know what makes people think that oral sex always has to consist of being in some variation of the missionary position. It. Does. Not. If you'd like a little bit of a breakdown on how certain positions can prove to be most beneficial, a few years back, we published "6 Oral Sex Positions That'll Elevate You Even When You're On Your Knees." I also like the his-and-her positions that the site Your Tango took on. You can check it out here. Sometimes, just a change in angles can make all the difference in the world.

9. Yawn. Kinda.

Not all penises are created equal (check out "Sex Hacks For Different Kinds Of Penises (You Heard Me Right)"). That's a good thing. That said if you happen to have a partner who has the kind of penis where you find yourself repeatedly experiencing a gag reflex, try fake yawning during fellatio. This simple hack will help your throat to open up and your tongue to flatten, so that it's easier to…take everything all in.

10. Bring in Some Lubricant

Sometimes, no matter how hard we try, we simply can't produce enough saliva or we need some help to keep our hands from causing the oral sex version of rug burn on our partner. Something that can help both of these things from being an issue is lubrication. A recipe that you might want to try consists of coconut oil and margarita flavoring. Now please keep in mind that since oil-based lubes can actually semi-melt latex condoms, this should be used when it comes to oral activity only (and after being STD-cleared because you can get one from oral too). Still, if you're looking for a way to bring more "slip" into your second or third round, an easy and tasty recipe is right here.

11. “Seesaw It” All

There are some partners who've told me that the way oral sex happens for them is extremely compartmentalized. They do that—and then they have intercourse. There is no overlapping. What in the world? Do you know how hot it is to seesaw it? What I mean by that is to go five minutes with oral, have intercourse to the point of edging, and then go back to giving—or receiving? Whew. 

It's always important to remember that sex isn't supposed to be regimented. Learn to go with the flow and do whatever feels good at the moment. It'll turn you on more and make oral sex so much more erotic. And that's always a good thing.

12. Watch It All Go Down (Pun Intended)

I know. Sometimes it all feels so good that you couldn't keep your eyes open if you tried. But a lot of times, we don't make eye contact during any kind of sex act because we simply don't think it's that big of a deal, one way or another. Oh, but it is. Eye contact during physical intimacy conveys that you want to make a deeper connection with your partner. And, when you do it during oral sex, they are able to get more turned on by either watching what you are doing to them or seeing all of the nuances of your facial expressions while they are gracing you with their skills.

Oh, and if you really want to take things to another level, you can even tape your partner during the act. Or, if a tape, to you, is too risqué, the next best thing is to watch with the help of a full-length mirror that's directly in front of you.

As you can see, these aren't "oral sex hacks" so much as they are tips to remind you to relax your mind, stay in the moment and—again, pun intended—take it all in. Oral sex can be unbelievable. You've just got to open up and let it be.

Featured image by Getty Images

Originally published February 19, 2021

[cartmankisser]

Matchup with South Park pls

I am currently into anime, ummm I want a partner that I can cuddle with a lot, and BRO WE WILL OWN ALL THE DOGS. WE'LL JUST. LIKE. GO STEAL ALL THE DOGS FROM THE SHELTER. I am hyper in the sense that I talk too much about what I like, but I'm so fucking lazy dude. like. Umm I'm also really loud, so they better be able to handle me ranting for hours about my special interest.

haha sorry is kind of aggressive chile anyways who do i get

OKAY IM PRETTY CONFIDENT IN THIS ONE

STAN MARSH ❤️❤️❤️

OKAY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

lazy hangouts together where you two just sorta?? lounge and lay on eachother and just talk and talk

also?? HES A TOTAL DOG PERSON so he wouldn't mind all the dogs

y'all would probably "volunteer" at the dog shelter together (aka just play with the dogs all day)

[harryforvogue]

he’s this big headed baby but has the personality of that turtle from wonder pets #confirmed and everyone around him is like “umm chile anyways” whenever he says something

that mixed with women’s rights so that’s a golden man right there

[softcarebears]

AM I THE ASSHOLE FOR DOING A YOUR MOM JOKE AND GHOSTING SOMEONE FOR ONLY 7 MINUTES...?!🧐😱

like dude could've asked my friend to ask me for my number not just take it from her phone without asking wtf like who does that??i thought it was my friend who gave him my number but nope ?dawg i have the right to be mad and also i just because i ghosted him for 7 minutes and he is causing a whole damn scene...it did make me laugh though he's kinda funny but bruh also because i replied "your mom" from the text "what are you doing?" i accidentally ghosted him on as a joke and i already told him i was not interested to my friend beforehand like months ago.he said he was offended because he loves his mom a lot.he was sending audio recordings on my friend's phone so my friend was being the messager here LMFAO.i only replied to his messages because i met him for only a brief time in real life the other day i did not want to seem rude....I DID NOT MEAN TO GHOST HIM EITHER I WAS TALKING TO THAT SAME FRIEND ON THE PHONE ABOUT IT AND SHE TOLD ME SHE NEVER GAVE HIM MY NUMBER ALSO WHO TF GETS MAD FOR SOMEONE GHOSTING THEM 7 MINUTES ITS NOT LIKE A WHOLE DAY well atleast he prob ain't gon text me now since he said that after my "ur mom" response that "he prefers to give up already and that our roads will separate there even though they never joined"....OK THE SHAKESPEAREAN VERSION OF OOMPA LOOMPA HUMPTY DUMPTY HEADASS BITCH DIDN'T NEED YO UGLY ASS ANYWAYS😱😤😨🥰🤩 umm chile anyways i know he is joking and lmfaoing and stuff but bruh why so aggressive like bro its giving fragile masculinity😭 idk anymore i need SOMEONE ELSE'S HONEST OPINION on this SEND HELP

this post is giving reddit am i the asshole dawg I CAN'T

#reddit #but not on reddit #am i the asshole #personal folder⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡⋆｡ #softie rants｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡ #aita #i need answers #i dont know

[nowus33m3]

My list of thoughts while reading t & c (incl. alllll of the cringe and almost in order)

- never say nooo

- W book W Declan W love interest

- This book is not for children

- When I tell you I’m obsessed

- “Stop being social and there is no ladder to climb” signed an introvert who hates social gatherings

- “Tuck her into my side” 🥹

- “Always have iris’ best interests at heart, even if they jeopardize mine” 😭

- “This is only a game to me” okaaaay angst

- Knows multiple languages 🇯🇲🇧🇷🇳🇬

- He’s just like me fr (except rich)

- Girl you won fr

- Not them tag teaming dad

- Pronouns he cause I’ll never be him (Seth)

- Girl you better than me 😭 I am def not that strong

- Girl, sameee

- gg girl

- Sir if you don’t go sit down

- Sir umm Chile anyways so

- (triggered)

- Cut the track

- Mans gonna build homegirl a greenhouse > he did not build her a greenhouse > oh wait nvrmind

- “People are going to think what they want with the facts they are presented with”

- Abhorrent

- The audacity tf

- Sir if you don’t go after her

- Wtf is this man saying

- “You bury me” facts bro

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Bonus (while/after reading fine print): consensus, I like broken things but not youngest children

- Rowan my least fav bro in a normal way

- I’m ILW Declan obv

- Callahan my sweet golden retriever

• Rowan he abandoned

• Declan he hardened

•but Callahan, he truly f’d up

#other #t&c #read it and weep

[rhyrhy462]

MY PERSONAL BAU RANKING (AS OF NOW S:12)

1-Garcia

2-Derek

3-Emily

4-Spencer

5-Luke

6-Rossi

7-Tara

8-JJ

9-Elle

10-Hotch

11-Stephen

12-Blake

13-Kate Callahan

14-Gideon

15-Jordan Todd

16-Seaver

Alright the only person not on here is Matt and that’s because I haven’t met him yet-

NOT HOTCH BEING NUMBER 10

this seems like it’d be so hard to do! i think i agree somewhat i’m just shook!

me @ you

#mary #tadadolan #my friends 🥺 #asks #about criminal minds #I KNOW SHE DID NOT MAKE HOTCH 10 #UMM CHILE ANYWAYS

[betterthanrevengetv]

who put that vid of k*nye peeing on a grammy in my twitter feed eye-

#-a #umm chile anyways

[taechnological]

sometimes i get bored and stare at bangtan concert waiting room pictures for fun

for example this one from ptd in lv day 1

there is joonie's shoebox... cover? i think

someone's purple shorts(?) thrown over the hangers

a sunglasses kit and seokjin from UNGA 2021 on a screen

also the entire setlist under jungkook's feet lmfao

and then we have the picture from day 2 of ptd in lv

i see joonie's shoebox cover thingy is still there, next to the boots

the purple shorts are also still there, tho this time a bit less haphazardly thrown

and in the corner in it's designated place, the sunglasses kit is also spotted... along with the screen showing army this time also-

wait a minute

.. .. . .. . . 😳

#UMM CHILE SO ANYWAYS 😳💀 #HAHSSJJS #bts #ptd in las vegas #bts concert #bts funny #bts memes #jungkook #bangtan #taehyung #taechnological #seokjin #jimin #yoongi #hoseok #namjoon