#ugly ass husband

[d4ny-d4rling]

Shes everything and hes.....there

#my art #digital painting #digital art #mlp #art #my little pony #ugly ass husband #princess cadence #shining armor

[little-the-rat]

They are madly in love

#mlp #mlp art #my little pony #my litte pony friendship is magic #mlp friendship is magic #the bride and the ugly ass groom #I have never drawn a horse before #think I slayed this one #princess cadance #I hate her #I forgot her husbands name

[samwwise]

Not that bad when you get used to it.

#good omens #goodomensedit #goodomensgifs #dailygoodomens #crowley #what are you wearing that ugly ass skinny tie for? to be pulled into a kiss with by your freak of a husband? #david tennant #usercaptainflint #rainbowcrowley #usereena #usermullet #userisaiah #myedits #gif

[compacflt]

in regard to the icemav convo about american made cars: I think it would be funny if after mav gets his regular license, ice buys him a truck that they can use for transporting stuff to the hangar and when he gifts it to mav all the man can do is laugh bc stamped across the ass is MAVERICK. It’s a 2023 ford maverick (in area 51 bc I’m partial to that color)

and mav likes it, but he doesn’t love driving it bc it’s so big (and he just likes being a passenger princess too much), so ice drives it mostly which inspires a whole lot of jokes about ice liking having maverick’s name stamped on his ass. bradley gags from the other room every time.

if it matters to u, i agree with this hc 150% on rhetoric grounds. thank god for your mind.

however i would like to raise the issue that recent american pickup trucks have become non-useful, overexpensive, and suburban-coded in a way i think ice and mav would reject. the ford maverick was built with the intention of dropping kindergarteners off at school, not of actually doing hard labor. see below infographic for what I mean.

It’s a fucking travesty. Trucks are so ugly and useless now. the maverick is not immune to this. (maverick below)

what good is having a fucking truck if it can’t even hold two REGULAR ASS BIKES in the bed. & when the bed is empty the chassis is unbalanced in a way that leads to more accidents etc. (tbf that was true in the 70s/80s too but im feeling more hateful towards modern trucks rn). In short—the modern American pickup truck is no longer useful, it’s a way to virtue signal to other Americans that you *think * you know what hard labor is, even when you’re driving around in a glorified odyssey with a teeny tiny bed that can barely hold a couple bags of mulch for the back garden

ice & mav don’t even have any little kids anymore, i think they’d consider a backseat useless & a waste of space

SO i would like to offer you a Compromise, which is that ice & mav buy either (or both) a 1974 ford maverick AND/OR a 1990 ford maverick

for the Funny Name & coolness factor (& the “making Bradley vom cause of how cute his parents are” factor), and then soup up, like, a 1984 Chevy C10 for actual towing/hauling purposes.

#*slaps roof of 2022 ford maverick* you could hit so many grade schoolers with this bad boy #the 1974 ford maverick is. admittedly extremely sexy and i am only kind of a ford guy #god the 1990 maverick too. just kind of beast mode. i can see that. #love the ask though. i hope you don’t mind my tweaks. we’re on the same wavelength #my vitriol for the modern american truck stems from my hatred of my grandfather’s 2020 f250 #which he has never used to tow anything once and constantly complains about how hard it is to find parking in suburban california 😀 #yeah brother no shit! #the one cool thing about new trucks is you can use them as a generator for a few days though #we lose power for days on end where i live during fire season and that truck has been really helpful #but it’s ass ugly and not otherwise useful. #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #asks #mav being a passenger princess has to be canon #a man physiologically built to sit shotgun ❤️ #if u get a truck with an actual bed u can drive ur war hero husband out into the desert #& lay out a blanket in the back & make out with him under the stars #can’t do that in a 2023 maverick

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

The bride and the ugly ass groom but this time it's just genderbent Tea and Joe

#josie java #teador kettler #her horrible little husband #genderbend au #genderbent au #joe java #tea kettler #cuphead #cuphead au #kitchen utensil family #the kitchen utensil family #cuphead and mugman's parents #the bride and the ugly ass groom #the trend is dead but it's still funny

[pinheadbrother]

He

#goro majima #babygirl #i love him #husband #yakuza #yakuza 1 #I love his ugly ass

[parvuls]

At Jack and bittys wedding, there are matching baby pictures of them in their dads uniforms (football and hockey respectively). I’m talking a toddler in too-big skates, a football helmet so big you can only see a gap-tooth grin, jerseys and sweaters down to the floor. 🥹

😭😭💕💕✨✨

tango: hahaha, who pranked jack and switched his pic into that ugly baby?

lardo: ...drink your wine and keep your trap shut, anthony.

#omgcp #bitty (drunk off too much champagne on empty stomach and so full of love he could burst): #have you sEEN how cute my HUSBAND was?? cuTEST gosh datn baby I've ever SEEN I'm TELLIN' y'all #the only two people on earth completely blind to the fact that jack was an ugly ass baby are bitty and alicia #meanwhile bitty was like a picture perfect commercial baby 😂 #asks

[bittersweet-mojo]

Remember when people had book interpretations? yeah.

#good omens #good omens novel #good omens bbc #ineffable husbands #azicrow #azcrow #aziracrow #guys we have too many ship names #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #zira bad mustache rights #tried my best to remember how i thought of them when i first read the novel #which to be fair. i was like 15 so awhile ago. #i always thought aziraphale would like color! lots of pinks and blues #ugly ass patterns #kitschy stuff yknow #and i think crowley likes shiny things let him wear jewelry thank you #this shit took almost 10 hours #its rediculous #also just so you know #the pose came to me in a fit of inspiration at 1 in the morning #i had to get my naked ass out of bed to feverishly sketch the thumbnail #also this is on my shop you can buy it i think its free shipping rn plz

[violentdevotion]

stardust won a GLAAD award meanwhile taika waititi and that white man couldn't even part their lips a little bit for a kiss. captain shakespeare sprinted a marathon while those losers crawled.

#ameera speaks #stardust 2007 #dont you ever fucking compare my gay pirate to your loser ass stupid fucking ugly pirates ever again #the pirate in the book wasnt even gay. they did that FOR robert deniro !!!!! get real #youre gonna say MY crossdressing pirate walked???????? they fucking tried to kill the prince?? and he WALKED??? he was invited to the kings #coronation ceremony and had gay sex with the kings ex's husband!!!!! and he WALKED!!!!!?!?!??! #the only pirate gayer than shakespeare (hes named that btw bc its a double entrende and the plebs around him think of GAH SHAKE SPEAR but #its actually for his love of the british author BEE TEE DOUBLE U) #Is flint and even that is debated for me not sorry

[samapitongzabala]

Hi bitch ive been busy. I forgot to share a sad beats so there and is link thats not bandcamp: https://push.fm/fl/0OKVK8cK and then a link that is bandcamp: https://samzabala.bandcamp.com/track/sarong-banggi my shit aside from sad beats and its just nerdy coding shit: https://samzabala.space/projects/piano/ https://samzabala.space/projects/ghoststoriesdubipsum/ I got interviewed too: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-sam-zabala/ i love you 🙂

#muh song #opm #bicol #ive also been binge rewatching naruto from the og series and shippuden to boruto and i may have lost my mind #ive full circled and kakashi is my husband once again #one of the founding daddies of my girlhood awakening #dear god #gaara is my son u guys #i forgot #how slutty i was for this anime good grief #and i watched neji die again so that was not a good time #i miss kuya neji #sasuke is actually an ugly little child waow payt me #it ok my dude all kids are ugly anyway #how the fuck u let ur boogers dangle your nose like that all day nauseating #also after rewatching sai is not so bad hes top tier now for mee #im gonna shove it up my ass but only partial of tha naruto's ipad kid era part #i hate boruto so much im going to see it through #ok goodnye again #wait i need to pee #Spotify #why is tumblr's ui even shittier now #stop shitting bitch

[aidansplaguewind]

Aidan as Robert in

The Lovers (2017)

#aidan gillen #the lovers #robert is the name of my children's father 🥴 #aidans robert seems like a cooler guy #and dis bitch was cheating on him with her ugly ass husband #if she don't want him ill take him #i wish his part had been bigger #but hey at least he didn’t die #my gifs #mine

[shegetsburned]

nobody asked for this but-

𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚’𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐮 —

(picrew link)

taglist: @lunar-cherries @stuckinthewrongworld @sstewyhosseini @madparadoxum (ask to be added or removed)

#one piece oc #one piece #y’all don’t know how hung up I am on one piece rn #not me loving this picrew btw #picrew #I WILL NOT STOP #will keep adding on tbh #I have too many ideas #last one is her matching with her husband #and also one when she works for Sanji much to her dismay #shed probably love wearing ugly ass hawaiien t-shirts #an improper way to introduce her ig??? #my favorite sniper #brass knuckles #brass knuckle pirates #please do tell if you wanna be added or removed from the taglist #crack shot luna #oc: luna [op]

[medievalwife]

i don’t care how much you guys try to rewrite history the pink pussyhat women’s marches were fucking lame 😭😭😭😭😭

#no i actually did not find it empowering when white gen x and boomer women wore those ugly ass hats to ~protest~ #like yeah yeah yeah trump is a creep but i guarantee a large majority of the women at those protests were married to rapists and racists too #and these women.. they cover up for their husbands. it’s like a cognitive dissonance thing. they’re ok with their husbands being predators #but they’ll still pretend that they themselves are ✨FEMINISTS✨ and the daughters of witches they couldn’t burn!!!!! #blah it’s so annoying i hate liberal white women more than anything

[s-cullayy]

I really thought I was free because we haven't talked since May............truly I am boo boo the fool

#bruh like ????? #im ready to fight her man #ive got other shit going now!!! I haven't seen you since my birthday 2020!! #you had your chance leave me alone!!!! #go home to your ugly ass husband you hate #this is literally some l word shit and i will NOT be shane here

[myhotmessandsoccer]

Had I written the show the Lioness I would have Aaliyah leave with Cruz after both her dad and that ugly bony ass dude were killed. They would both have to live in seclusion though because they would be hunted.

#if I found out my dad was responsible for murdering hundreds of thousands of people I’d write his ass off #and if my husband was going to be that ugly dude I sure as shit run #I also would not stay in a country where I’m supposed to wear a damn burkas #fuck that shit

[frogsman]

literally the strongest part of the gene episodes might be showing that jimmy had to rile himself up to pull off the saul persona - it doesn't come naturally, he has to spend a good hour (in the case of being so flippant about kim and divorce papers) amping himself up to give the illusion of it, not unlike his s1 practicing the delivery of his defense work

#loving this fail husband divorced fuckup energy of gene #except in many ways he is not saul or gene or jimmy but something worse #anyway rhea acted her ass off i love her ESPECIALLY that ugly sobbing. just incredible