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He's so proud of his family dawg
Like yaass look at his (ex)husband and oldest son go. Best minds in the entire country he said !!
#best malewife in the entire series#ugh theyre so divorced i love it#akai shuichi#edogawa conan#furuya rei#akam#okiya subaru#bibitxt#detective conan
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au where davey gets married to his boyfriend (who is kind of a dick) right out of high school, but his self esteem is so shot that hes like. ok this is probably my only time to get married. sure. lets do this.
and it works for a few months. davey plays it up. he has a shitty little one bedroom with his husband who never cooks, never cleans, rarely talks to him when theyre not in the same room- but davey understands. he tries to, at least. davey knows he’s not the perfect husband. he’s not as attractive as he should be (he goes to the gym often and hates what he sees in the mirror), he’s not a perfect student (he’s an honors student with a 3.9 GPA), he’s not the perfect husband (his cooking is mostly hit but rarely miss)— he’s not perfect like he should be, so it makes sense that his husband- Oscar Delancey- doesn’t like spending time with him.
davey isn’t perfect. but davey is also a student who works hard. davey, who didn’t have many friends in high school, joins a study group in his chem lab and meets a boy who goes by Racetrack. race has a boyfriend named Albert, and albert has a friend named Jack, and jack has a brother named Charlie and suddenly they’re all spending time with each other all the time. davey is undoubtedly the only introvert in the group. he rarely talks, he’s soft spoken, he doesn’t really have any opinions on anything. he doesn’t talk about his husband.
one night, they’re all hanging out, and davey gets *hammered.* he’s staying over at race’s house anyway- oscar is out of town with his brother, so davey can actually have fun and stay out and get drunk, since he’s not allowed to drink at home. oscar says he’s loud and annoying when he’s drunk. anyway, davey gets drunk, and talks about his relationship, loudly, and talks about how oscar thinks he needs to lose weight and needs to drop out of college and needs to stay at home and stop going out with his friends, and davey says these like they’re normal.
everyone else in the group is immediately on the same page. they don’t tell davey to leave oscar, they know that wouldn’t work, but,, they start complimenting him more. they start focusing on him. talking about his accomplishments, jack especially. (jack being the friend who is like “ugh slay im in love with you ill make out with you right here right now” but he means it and davey doesnt know he means it). they do this until davey starts to believe it. they do this until davey is sending daily fit checks in the group chat. because for a long time he was the only one who didn’t send any. they do this until davey starts buying clothes he actually likes, until davey starts showing more skin, until davey starts experimenting with his style, despite the fact that oscar doesn’t like it. they start doing this until davey comes clubbing with them and actually has fun.
they start doing this until davey cheats on oscar and loves it.
and davey understands that he’s a bad person. he knows he’s being terrible. but its also like . Wow I’m having fun. I want this. This is a bad thing to do and I am a shitty person but I want this.
i haven’t decided how long i want it to last. maybe davey cheats with one person and immediately tells oscar he wants a divorce. maybe davey hooks up with multiple people over the course of a month (or three) before dropping the ball on oscar. it doesn’t matter, right? because oscar doesn’t even pay attention to him, doesn’t kiss him, doesn’t hold him, doesn’t want to be intimate with him— it’s only natural that davey ended up cheating.
with jack, probably. after the first guy, davey probably realizes that he wants jack, and his paint-stained hands, and his brown eyes, and his smile and his giggle and all of the good and bad that comes with it. starting a sort of relationship behind oscar’s back but never labeling it, until davey reveals that he wants a divorce and is immediately kicked out. davey moving in with jack instantly, and when they’re in bed together that night, jack asks davey to be his boyfriend and davey says yes. because why wouldn’t he?
why wouldn’t he?
he’s finally happy. jack doesn’t hurt him, jack doesn’t think he’s less than. jack doesn’t berate him. jack cooks him dinner and jack buys him little gifts- even before they started fooling around- and jack spends time with him and jack talks to him and jack loves him. jack likes it when he gets riled up. jack listens to him ramble on about his special interests and asks questions because he wants to. jack likes davey’s rough side, davey’s mean side, davey’s bitchy comments, davey’s strong will, davey’s hills he’ll die on.
jack likes davey. oscar doesn’t. and thats all it takes for davey to leave and finally start living.
#ugh ok full disclosure. this was inspired by ‘what the hell’ by avril lavigne#i just love insecure davey who finds his footing. yeah#davey jacobs#david jacobs#jack kelly#newsies#livesies#javid#newsies musical#racetrack higgins#albert dasilva#crutchie morris#crutchie
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mutual 1: WDYM none of you have heard explosion gun ???? theyre from the 1930s, sure but they literally made the best song ever [long title or series of numbers that have no meaning]
mutual 2: hey guys can you fill out this survey for my class? its about 15 minutes and it would mean a lot!! i love you
mutual 3: ughhhhh can this guy stop flirting with me? i told him to kill himself after he said [horrifically racist sentence] and he hasnt gotten the hint
mutual 4: im liveblogging a game from 12 years ago if you dont want spoilers im tagging my posts about it as #plwm3 liveblog !!
mutual 5: [poll] should i brutally murder this oc before or after he gets divorced
mutual 6: ok I knowwww im learning 6 languages rn but it would be so fun to learn russian.....
mutual 7: what do you mean you freaks dont dip your bananas in orange juice??? This is literally so normal why are you call me the weird one
mutual 8: just finished meeting up with mutual 9 irl it was so fun im gonna miss you now that you're home again </3
mutual 9: mutual 8 locked me in a basement for 4 hours and played clown music. i wish i couldve stayed longer
mutual 10: OMG THE NEW TRAILER FOR BRIMBLUS JUST DROPPED?????? EVERYONEEE LOOOOOOOK
mutual 11: my dad got me a milkshake breakdown cancelled everyone 🎉🎉
mutual 12: this post reminds me of *******
mutual 13: mutual ^ is talking about scorblo btw
mutual 12: HEY???? MUTUAL 13???? CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF????
mutual 14: [describes the most horrific repeated childhood trauma] but idk if im allowed to say i have mental illness cause im not diagnosed
mutual 15: guys do you think im more blue or purple coded :3
mutual 16: in response to all the transformers fandom callout calling me lesbophobic and racist: [ten paragraphs that make it clear they're clearly the only normal person in this scenario]
mutual 17: wait you guys are actually going to pumpkin patches? i thought those were made up ive never seen a pumpkin irl before...
mutual 18: guys can anybody see me. Please. No one's responding am I shadowbanned or do you all hate me [they're shadowbanned]
mutual 19: ugh this one customer keeps brutally murdering our servers at the restaurant i work at i wanna quit sooo bad but i might get promoted soon so idk
mutual 20: [reblogs a web weaving post about judas] UGH i need to fuck him sloppy style and **** ****** ***** **** *** ***
mutual 21: spam reblogs a genshin character
mutual 22: [screenshot of mutual 21s blog with filtered tags of the characters] you're lucky i care about you so much.
mutual 23: i think im losing my grip on reality. omg wait but look at this cute dog i saw walking home the other day
mutual 24: hi everyone! i just got back from a 6 month social media break :) hope everyones been doing well!
#i could keep going. this seems excessive already though 😭😭 <- guy who doesnt know how to shut up#suicide mention#ask to tag further!!#pentaphobia#.ares
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TWO THINGS … cant stop thinking about ur tags on a lewis post being “evil ex wife isms” like thats literally it . also do you think you’ll explore the lando/zak dynamic more in fic 🙇 i’m obsessed with “doggy?” “woof” THEY R SO GROSS !!! 😍😍
hello anon this ask finds me so well on this pleasant thursday night.......
as far as lewis goes like. god. this whole era hes in currently. truly the like. post nico era. post divorce era. you cant TELL ME he ISNT serving hot ex wife every goddamn race weekend. like with the sunglasses.....the big shoes......girl hes on his way to take all my money in the divorce and ill still be asking him to take me back like. ok.
ON THE SECOND POINT god god i hate that i do genuinely yearn to make more lando/zak content im so sorry to the class 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️ i want to write a sequel chapter or orange sherbet really bad so we will see if the next few races offer any inspiration in that regard....and yeah those two one their own. i do wanna write or draw them specifically at some point. i love the sleaze of them. like both with this cockiness and sarcasm and childish humor and shiteating grins thats like (to some) charming on lando and skeezy on zak. to me they are so the same in a lot of ways......aside from having a type i also think zak sees lando as what he thinks he was when he was younger....and also does care about lando thinking he is Cool For An Old Guy. Lando sure does let him think that....what he doesnt know wont hurt him! im just such a sucker for a slimy boss/employee relationship especially when theyre both so. ugh. i just know they gossip together. i know theyre whispering about each other behind backs. i know theyre [redacted redacted redacted] like are you kidding me. anyways. i'll see myself out.
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ggGODDD i just finished sonic prime season two and I am LOSING MY MIND !!!!!
more under the cut yall im going crazy. none of this is coherent.
ok right off the bat get the shippy stuff out of the way. sondread divorce. rip all yall who shipped them </3
on the other hand though, MORE SONADOW as well as some quality knuxouge moments. THEYRE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GODDD.... literally no straight explanation for this
(pardon me using someone elses' screenshot, i do not know how to get screengrabs off netflix just yet.)
also sonknux crumbs. they're in love guys i swear.
okay im done being gay it's time for the plot. IM SO FUCKING DEVESTATED ABOUT THE SONIC AND NINE ANGST,,,,, i knew it was coming but still ugh :'[[ my heart. i just want them to be happy sega PLEASE.
the high five and the hug TOOK ME OUT. i literally crumpled they are brothers your honor.
tbh i was so hyped when chaos sonic (i believe that's what they're calling him?) showed up, but overall i was just more annoyed by him than anything (which is likely the whole point!!) i was honestly just too eager to get back to the rebels and dread, to be honest. ill probably like him more upon rewatch.
RUSTY AND BLACK ROSE BROTP I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THUS UNTIL NOW....... rusty learning to value herself through her bestie,, :'] i hope they both beat the fuck out of dread.
honestly im still a tad disappointed that shadow cant enter the shatterspaces, tho. i would've KILLED to see him and sonic go through them together. the fights, the character interactions, THE POTENTIAL. all lost, im afraid.
this is all so chaotic but just. in conclusion i hope nine and sonic can find a middle ground not just for the sake of the universe, but my heart :[ i cant wait for more shadow, as well, and crossovers between the different shatterverses. this has all been a massive step up from season 1 (which was already super solid) and i just cant wait to see what happens next !! i wonder if the grim is really as empty as nine believes.....
season 3 could NOT come out sooner !!!!
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hi, it's me im the transfem crimson dawn ask
please ramble about them
Marjorine was the one who pointed out that CD was getting attention cuz cartman used a song in his yt video n she started acting like a big shot. Stan caught wind of this and immedietly started investing in the band again and also acting like a big shot pretentious metal head as they always do when something they make gets somewhat popular. They ofc rushed to bring the band back together despite not having a session since like early middle school. (They're like? Sophomores here I think)
Jimmy agreed just cuz he likes playing but never committed to the whole aesthetic he was just there to have a good time he didn't care about musician fame anyway since he was more set on being a comedian. Ironically Kenny, who was the only one who actually dressed punk before CD got attention was also the only one who didn't really want to play again. No particular reason she just "didn't feel like it" and was probably making her own music anyway but Stan basically BEGGED her and she eventually caved n just went ugh fucking FINE I'll join ur emo band again.
Typical teenage band drama proceeds. Stan gets high off their own ego when they start getting small gigs (which he begged to play at like 80% of venues) which makes him and Kyle fight cuz they're being annoying. Kenny is on off dating Henrietta constantly Marjorine has a crush on her Ken probably kisses her at some point to "mess around" which fucks w marjorine so much cuz she thinks it means they're in love n Kenny "cheated" on her cuz she got back w henrietta like a week later. Again Jimmy isn't involved w any of it he just wants to play and have a good time man. He is dating Kyle though.
Kyle's probably a little bit into Jimmy being part of a punk band which Stan calls him out for being a hypocrite cuz Kyle made fun of them and Marjorine for being in CD which Kyle explains yeah cuz Jimmy's not a fake pretentious jack ass about it which pisses of Stan even MORE cuz no theyre totally not a pretentious poser theyre so metal. Then Stan starts to lose their voice from the screaming and loses inspiration for songs cuz he's rarely even on the tegridy farm anymore cuz they live w their mom after a divorce from forever ago. People start making fun of the band for getting notably worse and Stan has a slow mental breakdown. Could go on but this post is so fucking long I'll draw more shit for it ltr
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i’m literally so unwell. it’s almost 6 am. here are my st livewatch thoughts:
THEY PLAYED CALIFORNIA DREAMIN FOR THE CALI GANG’S INTRODUCTION. I LOVE BEING RIGHT
eddie munson i desire you carnally
why is murray such a whore this season. i’m not judging i’m just curious
that’s it i need that stupid grandfather clock. i need it
why the fuck do the munson’s have so many hats on their wall
jonathan “good boy” byers
SO TRUE ARGYLE HE’S SUCH A GOOD BOY
“hi murray :D” jonathan byers i would kill for you
i’m gonna eat enzo’s little bitchboy moustache
robin and nancy are literally two halves of a whole autism
nancy makin fun of robin’s running. my smile hurts
THE RUNNING UP THAT HILL SCENE MADE ME FUCKING SOB LIKE A BABY. I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA DIE. MAX MAYFIELD I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
what the FUCK is brenner wearing. what the FUCK
his suit is so fruity i love it
i’m gonna throw up i’m gonna kill everyone that even looks at el what the fuck. i’m gonna chew brenner’s toupee off
NANCY MAX BONDING NANCY MAX BESTIES NANCY MAX INTERACTION
CAN EL CATCH A MOTHERFUCKING BREAK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK. I’M GOING TO KILL
SAM OWENS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
jamie campbell-bower u are so creepy and hot <33
argyle and jonathan deserve to kiss. just a little kiss it won’t hurt anyone
omg okay byeler bonding and saying deep shit together on top of a car, paralleling jonathan and nancy doin the same in s2. so very true besties
omg no hopper can’t be blaming himself for sarah’s death. noooo sad little bald man :(
can yuri like die already lol
murray canonically beat the shit out of a teenager. obsessed with this man
stranger things more like trauma things amirite haha. i’m in pain
are these idiots not even going to change out of their funeral attire. theyre gonna get their clothes dirty
dustin u are so annoying <3 said with love and affection
YES YES STONCY CRUMBS THANK GOD I HAVE SOME SUBSTANCE
steve babygirl you are SOOOOOOO stupid i love you
kate bush the true hero of stranger things
okay in the creel house scenes sometimes max’s collar is up and then it’s down in the very next shot. poor direction on the duffers’ part. 0/5 stars /j
i’m so glad that brett gelman gets to throw his whole gelussy into his performance this season. literally good for him
how dare brenner boop el’s nose. i’m going to throw a fit
omg steve looks so good in that mustard sweatshirt. im so fucking gay
this mormon house is literally my worst fucking nightmare
THEY MENTIONED KALI. THEY SHOWED US BABY KALI AGAIN
LUMAX STAN ROBIN REAL
let me guess the lab’s freaky orderly is 001. if i’m wrong i’ll be upset
“what’s the internet” “don’t worry about it” best interaction of the season
“your compass has gone from wonky to wonky with a capital waoaiauh”
steve babygirl please don’t drown
FUCK nancy’s awesome fit has just been ruined i’m so fucking upset. my girl looked so good
SCRATCH THAT SHE LOOKS BETTER LIKE A FERAL WET CAT BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DEMOBATS
owens and brenner are so divorced
el deserves to get her powers back tenfold and kill brenner in every horrific and painful way possible. like as a treat
NANCY BANDAGING STEVE’S WOUNDS AND ASKING IF ITS TOO TIGHT PARALLELING HER BANDAGING JONATHAN’S CIT HAND IN SEASON ONE. STONCY REAL I’M TELLING YOU STONCY REAL
nancy wheeler has guns. in her bedroom
are hopper and enzo gonna fuck. and then is enzo gonna die
ugh they better not keep harping on about steve getting back together w nancy if theyre not gonna make stoncy happen. i’ll throw up if they just revert back on themselves and make steve/nance happen again and just shit on jonathan’s character
WAIT THE FLASHCARDS FROM SEASON ONE. WAIT WAIT THE GOOFY PLUSHY WAIT I CAN’T COPE WITH THESE CALLBACKS I’M GONNA BE SICK
what the fuck i can’t believe the time travel theories were kind of right
omg are they finally gonna explain how will communicated in s1 when he was in the upside down omg this shit RULES
oh god the “hi” scene is gonna kill me
can officer callahan like die already i fuckin hate that guy lol. and the irony of him doing a carrie reference by calling the kids “little pigs” isn’t lost on me
ARE. ARE THEY SERIOUSLY IN A BOILER ROOM. THESE FUCKERS LOVE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET SO MUCH
i fucking CALLED it i KNEW the creepy orderly was 001 i fucking KNEW IT
NANCY NO NO NO NO NANCY WHAT THE FUCK NANCY BABY NO WHAT THE FUCK NANCY NO NO WHAT NO BABY WHAT THE FUCK NO I’M GONNA FUCKING THROW UP PLEASE GOD NO NO WHAT THE FUCK NO NO PLEASE NO NANCY BABY IF THEY KILL MY GIRL I WILL BE OUT FOR BLOOD
wait omg omg what wait. jamie cambell bower is also the freaky creel kid
NOOOOOOO POOR BUNNY NOOOOOO POOR LITTLE BABY BUNNY RABBIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
omg brenner’s brown wig is so fuckin stupid looking
omg theyre literally doing revenge of the sith. that’s LITERALLY what they’re doing
lol the cgi. bestie no
THAT’S IT ???????????????
#im gonna be ill this is the most taxing tv binge of my life. worth it ✌️ but holy fuck my coherency + state of mind have Flown out the windo#stranger things#st spoilers#s4 spoilers#tagging every character rn would finish me off. will do it later <3#mine#emetophobia#feel like i rly should tag that bc i think i mention feelin like throwing up/being ill a lot?? idk thats just literally what i feel like lol
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(don't) ship ask: bruharvey
mybe other flavours of it as well
send me a ship and ill answer these questions depending on whether or not i ship it
based on the content of my blog i can understand why anyone might be under the impression that i actually cant fuckign stand bruharvey, and even think its the worst batman ship. so it may come as a surprise that i actually fucking love it
alksdfnsdf listen we ALL know. we all know. this blog is basically just a bruharv blog at this point i barely post anything else. there are so many different flavors of bruharv and im going to try and be coherent about this as much as possible. bear w me here
What made you ship it?
batman 1942 annual #14. EASY. it was one of the first 2f comics i ever read and one of the first COMICS i ever read. i was immediately obsessed with bruce and harveys friendship and the heartbreak of the whole story i LOVE a good divorced dynamic its just so. UGH. and the fact that in hush bruce states that part of the reason why he hesitates to pursue a relationship w selina is bc he doesnt want to lose her like harvey?? dark victory????? BTAS BRUHARV???? "sleep well my friend. wherever you are, whatever youve become, i will save you."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "good old bruce. hes never given up on me. hes always been my best friend."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO LOSE MY MIND OVER THEM!!!!!! sobbing crying screaming
from there it was just a quick descent into madness really
2. What are your favorite things about the ship?
i rlly like the variation in the different dynamics and how it can be literally heartbreaking in so many different ways! i also just love that theyre FRIENDS, that they still love each other despite everything, just the. AUGH. bruharv is the blueprint, you already know, but like adding in matches puts a spin of it thats just so fucking. bittersweet and hard to look away from its like bracing for a hit but its so fucking good you have to love them. harvey knows its bruce, and knowing hes trying like this but being unable to acknowledge it, just taking whatever you can, its just. hh. and w 2f not knowing its bruce, just growing attached to this man who reminds him so much of the first man he ever really loved, who is able to see him as he is and acknowledge it and love him anyway, and not have to compromise any of that for him!! and KNOWING its bruce, knowing that the realization is going to hurt 2f and bruce wants so bad to help him and be close to him but cant ever risk getting close enough to let him find out!!! and twobruce is like. augh. ive already ranted about them ive already obsessed youll just have to go read that bc this is already too long slkdjfnsdkf. i just kNOW bruce is still so important to 2f i know he loves him i know it. twobats is just hatefucking w an undercurrent of extreme angst on bruces side and harvbat is peak unhealthy delusional angsty hatefucking i love them theyre deranged
3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
2f is not a villain anymore than harv is they both have complex relationships w bruce and batman and morality and if you believe otherwise youre ableist <3 im not fucking joking. some of you really need to spend some time researching did bc you bought way too hard into the evil alter trope in a way that disturbs me deeply. get help.
also i think there should be more hatefucking and toxicity i love it when old men are bad people
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BWBWBWBW DO YOU STILL SHIP WITH MURDOC? If so id love to hear any thoughts u have about him today!! And if not what’s your favorite thing about this phase so far omgee!
I’ve been sorta considering maybe shipping with 2D but I am SO SHY HELP.
Baby queen is such a calming, good song I’m listening to it rn and AAAAAAAAAA !!!!
>W< 💓💓💓 I hope it’s ok for me to send this many asks lol LOVE U JUDE
WAAAH NO WORRIES I LOVE GETTING ASKS/MESSAGES YOURE TOTALLY FINE!! (sometimes i just take forever to reply >_<; )
also its kinda complicated ^^; i dont rly sship w/ mur.doc but at the same time ive detached jud.as (s/i oc) from myself so theyre kind just an oc w/ my likeness (which may change, i havent revisited their ship in a while!) so occasionally ill think ab stuff w/ those old farts ajdjd i treat them like the most divorced couple/old flame ever
mmm tbh i havent been following the lore all that much other than it having cu.lt themes, and god is the fanbase already like that - so it feels very,,, on the nose to me haha! so far ive mostly enjoyed the music! their song w/ tame impala...ugh love them ♡♡♡ - lore wise...it feels p bland so im waiting for interviews and such! they just partnered up w/ smir.noff so they made custom drinks for each of the members which i thought was cute! i actually like how hes drawn in the ad too!
wahhh yayay! i agree its p relaxing! ive been listening to baby queen on repeat recently - its a love song too (or implied based on some lore?)
also omg you should! 2d is such a great chara, hes a sweetheart but hes so snarky and witty too - id love to know which phase of 2d is your fave - theres been a lot of changes to his charas as the years passed! id love to hear ab your ship or s/i if you ever wanna share those things!
#2/d is a great chara pls sship w/ him!!! (NO PRESSURE OFC)#i love it bc you can literally be serenaded by that bozo (affectionate(#busted and blue is so good...its bittersweet but it feels like an angsty love song yknow yknow#📬: ask replies#sugar dusted kisses#the now now is a fun phase. mur/doc is gone ♡ JAJSJS
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sometimes I wonder why I struggle to be direct and then I try to tell my mom "no" and I remember why
#puts my face in my hands and screams#would LOVE it if my extremely divorced parents could act like adults and not be passive aggressive for once#looks like college graduation plans are shaping up to be just as much of a trainwreck as high school was!#my dad is only gonna be there for narrow window of time#so he's wanting to get dinner with me after graduation#so i told my mom this so we could make plans for the night before#and she's getting all petty#like 'youre an adult and we'll do what you want to do. but also i hate this idea'#girl... what#dinner the night before is just as good as the night of#theyre still graduation dinners. theyre still celebrating the same thing#the date itself is so arbitrary#ugh don't mind me im just grumpy about this
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petition to ban fic writers from using the descriptor “cornflower blue”:
1) not a shade that actually occurs in human eyes, do yall even know what a cornflower is
b) in no way helpful to the story, eyes aren’t mood rings that change based on emotions tell me about the emotion in their eyes, not their colour
#words and things#im so tired yall#first of all no human being has cornflowe rblue eyes#second it in no way sounds romantic#'bethany your eyes look like cornbread' 'i want a divorce'#third im an (ex?) fic writer and we need to be held accountable#fourth this wouldnt be such a problem if every protag didnt have blue eyes and thats that on that#fifth blue eyes are so boring stop trying to make them sound like an exotic pale blue theyre eyes you see with them#i know this is probably my YEARS of comics fandom surfancing because every hero has blue eyes#but seeing the phrase is EXHAUSTING#we get it (almost) every robin has blue eyes stop trying to make it sound special#thats the white supremacy talking darling sit down#anyway i love the she ra fandom but i found my pettiest fanfiction pet peeve after years of freedom from it ugh
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I personally love to imagine a case of judy proovey falls madly in love (either doomed or absolutely perfect) with a lovely gentlemen and they instantly get engaged - basically I want Richard as hen best man and all of the shenanigans that that implies - he has to bring Francis to the wedding and socialise with all of her gay 'friends'
no im obsessed with this concept….. 50/50 the guy is super perfect for her or it’s like clearly a divorce waiting to happen and judy’s just kind of delusional but either way the wedding antics would be top-tier
neither richard Nor francis want to attend, because like. why would they.
judy makes a point of calling richard to ask tho and hes like. kind of morally obliged to accept. richard is kind of iffy on if he even wants to bring a plus one, so francis almost manages to stay behind, except francis is deeply suspicious of judy/california somehow managing to lure richard back permanently so he resigns himself to coming with in a fit of neuroses. idk that judy would go for best man necessarily but she 1) really likes richard (with a level of like maternal fondness now that hes forged himself such a weird life as a loner runaway auteur homosexual) and 2) thinks theyre a cool couple to have around for clout at her wedding so shes def insistent that he be there.
the whole thing is naturally super LA and over the top & like. very tacky to francis and richard but objectively not that insane. massive venue & b-list musical performer, probably a very glam Theme. judy has a very nineties silk wedding gown with Shoulders and a very fitted bodice & then a cindy crawford slip dress for the reception. the first dance is to kiss from a rose. it’s a summer wedding. francis hates everything abt it but he also occasionally comments that priscilla’s ideas for Their wedding were somehow worse.
as above the groom is either like. weirdly nice and charming or an extremely hollywood guy who is already fighting with judy over wedding minutiae before the ceremony begins. either way richard and francis probably dont like him. but in the former event only francis is like Ugh tacky heterosexuals whereas in the latter they Both are (to richard’s mild chagrin). if the groom IS an asshole they have a better time with him bc they both enjoy it when the other person is a bitch to people they don’t like.
as for the guy in both cases he finds them kind of weird but is mostly polite about it. the way judy talks about it has him under the very dubious impression that richard is her ex and francis is his subsequent partner so it’s like. “you dated THIS guy?” vibes. altho richard can be faux smooth/normal so its not even that he makes a bad impression necessarily he and judy just seem…unlikely. especially in contrasting judy and francis as apparent choices. richard does not know about this false assumption but is made uncomfortable by the vibe. judy totally knows though.
for both of them the event is giving bunny memorial weekend vibes. in fact they both bring this up on separate occasions. ‘at least this time there’s an open bar.’ ‘and no police investigation.’ ‘and we’re not sharing a room with corcoran spawn.’ also francis still clings and bitches the whole time except now he does so physically with fingers digging into richard where he’s hooked arms with him so he can’t shake him and leave him at the mercy of the other invitees, who are overall nosy and chatty and inebriated. which is fair bc as soon as some tv reality people started asking them about their zodiac compatibility or whatever richard would have immediately ditched him to “talk to judy” (who is doing a line somewhere to keep her energy levels up- “because weddings are fucking exhausting, richard, i am so not doing this again”).
they don’t actually see much of judy bc shes understandably busy but before the wedding starts she finds richard while she’s half-changed and he gives her a cigarette and an awkwardly supportive pep talk. judy gets kind of weepy about it. richard has a weird realisation that now that francis is his whatever and the twins remain MIA judy is like his closest friend. after the wedding she corners them on the dance floor to try and force them to dance with her and/or each other to, like, abba’s biggest hits of the decade.
judy’s Gay Friends are also in attendance and at some point when richard is talking to some of his hampden girlfriends he hasnt seen in years francis is forced to interact with them and nearly dies doing so. when he finds richard again he violently downs richards drink and stares mutely and shakily at him until richard hauls them outside and hands him a pack of cigarettes that he can chainsmoke. after this shock to the system they start just bitching horribly about them to each other & begin to enjoy themselves. most of the event is made tolerable by their mutual appreciation of each other’s biting commentary and shared ongoing need to drink. the gay friends all semi-deservedly loathe them by the end of the night.
judy does actually manage to dance w them for a bit and then somehow it’s francis she properly wrangles off to the dancefloor bc francis Can dance even if its just like. ballroom. theyre kind of poorly suited bc judys more of the cyndi lauper or madonna school of dancing but she really just wants him to play mysterious gay arm-candy while she swooshes past her tv rival melinda (who shows up with judy’s ex as a date, that bitch). francis obliges by looking particularly disdainful as they pass by. they have a weird conversation wherein judy tells him she doesn’t mind him actually now that she knows he was just jealous back in the day (francis takes offense to this character assassination but is unable to say he actually just found it grating that she was present when he was trying to discuss a murder he committed) & also that he should listen to whitney and dance w richard bc deep down everyone wants 2 dance with somebody who loves them. francis deflects but is mildly flattered by her insistence that richard is So Totally into him that way and has Obviously been forever so he tells her in a moment of grace that she looks nice as if this is a dramatic revelation. judy takes this with good grace.
richard is very aware that whatever is being discussed is probably not good for his pride and hes correct. ‘you really should dance, though. it’s a wedding. or does he not dance or something?’ ‘not properly. i tried to teach him once but we didn’t get very far.’ ‘bad dancer?’ (this is judy, in loyally doubtful tones.) passive headshake. ‘no, he got distracted dancing lead. probably because i was dancing the woman’s part.’ indiscrete look towards richard. ‘huh. i thought, like, the thing was that no one was the girl..?’ ‘hm. richard is very sexually confused.’ ‘sure, i get it. mike is into weird stuff too. like, you know those fluffy handcuffs?’
by the end of it francis and richard spend their time getting really drunk and making out in the rose maze or whatever exterior greenery is there. but the music filters through so they do almost dance to whitney when the fifth whitney song plays, if you count swaying to music when sort of touching as dancing. only judy poovey’s wedding could orchestrate this kind of wholesome moment between horrible people. romance <3
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re: regency abo au (diff anon)... omg I love the potential too!
why did the comment about boba and jango make me think one of them would be the one to ultimately get them together though... 😂I just see Jango like "ugh.... fuckin.... alright. I'll scheme something to get them together and Cody & Rex'll chill out already"
But maybe fighting is part of Anakin & Obi-Wan's Thing so even post-marriage they're always like setting up these Great Fights that Rex & Cody take sides for and Jango just throws his hands in the air and like... retires to the country early or something
jango's really like fuck i just want.......one.....peaceful supper and if that's not going to happen until anakin fucking skywalker and obi-wan fucking kenobi start fucking then i'll do it my goddamn self
but i also love the concept tht obi-wan and anakin just. love fights. every fight they have with each other is the end of the world but also the biggest adrenaline rush ever and they 100% complain to their friends (cody and rex respectively) about their impossible mate and cody and rex just have to take sides because their friend is making such a compelling case to really hate his mate.
but as soon as cody&rex suggest that obi-wan and anakin could get divorced, theyre really seen as the absolute crazy one here because how the fuck could obi-wan leave anakin when anakin literally hung all the stars in the sky and gave him the sun and the moon???? and how could anakin leave obi-wan when obi-wan is literally anakin's very reason for being and breathing and waking up every day????????
#asks#cody and rex just cannot win#one day i will write an au where no one gets the short end of the stick because of obikin#at least this time cody and rex share it instead of cody (pbatmb) or rex (tattoo shop au)#regency au
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Thoughts on S11xE3
Me being a mom means now these recaps will be up at random times unlike when I used to be on a schedule. Let’s get right into it. Again I’m not a spoiler free blog. This post is one big ass spoiler.
Wtf was that intro
Great now my wifi connection is fucking up
I’m actually watching with my husband so if he says some dumb shit I’ll let y’all know
Debbie is hella annoying damn
Fred’s room is so calming
OH MY GOSH WTF
THAT WAS OUT OF NOWHERE
OH MY GOSH
AN EXPLICIT SEX SCENE?!
IS THIS REAL LIFE
WHAT
Okay I’m in shock I had to pause
“I mean....it’s kinda hot.” I HATE MY HUSBAND BYE
We started that scene over lmao
DIRTY CONVICT
HANDS AROUND HIS THROAT FUCK THATS WOW
A JONAS BROTHER PLS
JOE ALDNRSkdbd
“Joe was my fave too” seriously I hate my husband 😂😂😂
IM TOTALLY NICK
BITCH NICK JONAS WAS MY FIRST TRUE LOVE
MICKEY REALLY IS MY SON
“Jonas loving slut” that’s me
“I’m gonna get you pregnant” IMFUCKING SCREAMING
REALLY I SCREAMED
“If you scream again and wake Gid up before we finish this scene I swear to god we’re done” I HATE MY HUSBAND SOMEONE COME GET HIM
PRISON PORN
POWER BOTTOM
I WILL PASS OUT
COLOR IT ORANGE AND CALL IT IAN STFU
We had to pause and rewatch that scene a few times
“So would you fuck Mickey or ian if you could?” “Uh....i don’t know man. Maybe ian. He looks like an emotional lover and you know I’m vanilla” “he just had his hands around mickeys throat” “It looked soft....Do that later ” have I mentioned how much I hate my husband?
Okay wtf Debbie but I also laughed
“Why can’t little miss sunshine wear pants?” Thank you Carl
Did frank say “you are”??
“Well who sticks it in who” oh god
“Mines wider which is the only metric that matters” he’s not wrong
They’re fighting about who is prettier this is all I’ve ever wanted
I actually love them so much guys I’m so fond of both of them not just Mickey WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
ugh tami
Hubs: “She’s hot....oh but we hate her” me: “yeah she’s hot but where’s my girlfriend”
I love how gallagher Mickey is in that scene 😭😭😭😭
Mickey Gallagher 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
No Liam don’t leave her lolololol
Kev would be a tp hoarder
VERSOCKY
Hub: “I want that tracksuit” “I will leave you”
WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND
I NEED MY GIRLFRIEND
I MISS HER PRETTY FACE
HE TOOK HER TO THE WRONG SCHOOL THATS SO FUNNY
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD
Frank tried
Ugh bye Carl
SHES CALLING HIM BILLIE IM DONE
WHERE THE FUCK IS SANDY
Aw Kermit and Tommy made up
Hi Mickey baby I love you
MICKEY WORKING OUT
“since I married a body shamer” BABY PLS
Mickey is so pretty wowowowowow
KEGGY BANK
I hate that these dumb jokes have me laughing
My Mickey is so smart
HE SAID SWOLE
Omg the flexing more like when I “flex” my baby’s arms and tell him he’s a strong boy after tummy time 😭😭😭😭😭
Now I’m thinking of Mickey as a tiny baby and I wanna cry
I told my husband this and he rolled his eyes 😭😭😭
DAMN YOU TELL HIM IAN’S COWORKER!!
Why are they so caught up on this
Oh no brad’s baby 🥺🥺🥺
Put your fucking mask on Tami it’s a hospital
Still waiting for Sandy
“Rain girl” another stupid joke that made me laugh
Franny is too cute
I really hate Carl’s storyline
SANDY
BABY
GOSH SHES SO HOT
HELP ME RELAX INSTEAD
FUCK SHES SO HOT
IM SO IN LOVE
“If you left me for her I’d understand” thanks hubs. If you left me for ian I’d understand too
Okay bye kev I need more sandy
I’m the #1 Sandy Milkovich stan
I wish we could’ve gotten more seasons with her 😭😭😭
Oh gosh kev
Who thought “hmm. Let’s make the crazy cop who abuses their power a black woman”???? This show is so fucking ridiculous most of the time
How ooc Mickey loves working out
Mickey with the Alibi crew is always my fave
Remember how supportive they were when he came out
I hate Tami :))))))))
Fuck
Sandy
Pls
Aunt Fiona :(
Is “fuck if I know” Mickey????
He better be in the family group chat
I FUCKING HATE CARLS STORYLINE
I just want ian to have a job he loves somewhere he’s respected
I’m proud of you ian
Mickey has the best arms
“Put some pants on you’re turning me on a little bit” MICKEY
Mickey is so fucking smart
My baby
You make me so proud
I love the way he says Jesus
“Man swole”
BABYFACE
BOUFANT
Me as V breaking up the fight
“Or they” I love franny :(
Fuck frank I need a franny and uncle mickey day
Oh no....
They’re really gonna do this to frank huh?
I’m actually sad
I honestly didn’t see this coming
I mean I kinda figured something was gonna happen to frank since it’s the last season but this isn’t what I was expecting
I’m just assuming at this point btw
Yes V pls parent them
YOU TELL THEM V
Pouty Mickey :(((((
Lip is the best person
I love this tattoo scene
Frank nooooo
Why am I getting emotional
So is hubs
Ugh sandy I love you
Debbie sucks man
“I’d divorce you but you never signed a prenup”
“Fuck you cop” MICKEY PLS
DEBBIE SUCKS
TELL HER LIP
Yikes
Maybe don’t tell her that
She is hella annoying though and doesn’t take any responsibility ever
FRANNY IS THE BEST 😭😭😭
MICKEY CALLED IAN DADDY
DADDY
OH MY GOD
Uber masculine slut
OH MY GOD!!!!!
NICK JONAS
THEYRE FUCKING TO A JONAS BROTHERS SONG
OH MY GOD
This episode man.....wow.....I don’t even know what to say. All Gallavich aside though I really am enjoying this season so far! Again sorry for the random posting time. My husband and I really missed watching the show together and this was our only free time. I cant wait to rewatch this episode later! I hope y’all enjoyed watching as much as we did!
#weekly recap#weekly thoughts#mickey milkovich#MICKEY CALLED IAN DADDY#gallavich#shameless#ian gallagher#noel fisher#shameless us#my tiniest son#cameron monaghan#mickey gallagher#lip gallagher#shameless s11 ep3#shameless final season#shameless season 11#s11#sandy milkovich#uncle mickey#shameless recap#recap
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Your story "...i'm not the only one"/"... divorce papers" and tyongxnct's "love me or leave me" are my Go-to angst fics about marriage!
aaaa i’ve read that one!!! i remember crying to that fic BC IT JUST HURTS SO MUCH 😩🤌 I LOVE HER SONGFICS THEYRE UGH ***CHEFS KISS*** LEGENDARY
anyways........ i’m shooting my shot here !! hello @tyongxnct youre one of my fav writers even before i joined the writing community 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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i have to agree any1 ik who wants kids is usually thinking its a good idea for selfish reasons! just adopt there are so many kids who need love who are already on this planet. why do you have to have one that looks exactly like you?
honestly!! dude it’s SAD like ugh. that’s a whole level of consciousness you’re imposing on someone for the next 80+ years completely divorced from you as a person. children aren’t just extensions of their parents yk. like what gives you the right to create a human being because it fits your own fleeting personal agenda/wants. do they even realize how much it fucks a child up to be born for selfish reasons - they’re contributing to a never ending cycle of toxicity and abuse. ppl think i’m overreacting but i feel like being a parent is a job you NEED to overreact to because it’s so so important. seems like most walk into it blindly, having no idea about it. the weight of parenthood and how absolutely delicate and crucial and thankless it is. it’s weird and it’s even weirder how normalized it is to be a shitty or accidental parent, to be a parent at all. it’s such a big deal. it’s like giving a random person the chance to fly a plane. yet everyone looks at you as if you’re talking shit when you’re a woman who doesn’t plan to have kids. theyre like ‘whose going to look after you when you’re old?’ first of all i might not even make it that far and if i do i’ll be sitting by ur side in the nursing home where your kids dumped you because they have lives to lead that you forced on them when you weren’t ready to support them LOL. if i am ever financially and emotionally stable i would love to have kids later in life, biological or otherwise, but i’m not going to lie myself about whether or not current me can handle it. i agree!! the state of the foster care system plus the amount of kids in need of adoption really proves to me that the majority of ppl do not want to be parents and they’re not equipped to be either. they would never go out of their way to be. they just want little dolls they can dress up, or they end up having kids just because they don’t know what their next step is in life, or to save their marriage, or because of a thoughtless hook up (which, you do you no judgment but it’s not the best environment 2 bring a child into.) i don’t get it dude. im literally 20 and almost every girl i know from school has had a kid already and i’m always just in awe that they seem to handle it day after day. bc i know i couldn’t, and i know a lot of their situations are not ideal :/ it just sux. kids dont ask to be born yk. ngl some of my childhood anger may be coming out here but DJKAKZ point still stands i swear
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