#ube cake

[cherryontopstims]

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#mine #stim #visual stim #stim gifs #yummy queue #food stim #irl food #dessert #cake #white #purple #dark purple #spreading #hands tw #trypophobia tw #cheese #cream cheese #ube cake

[hyenasnake]

Thought tumblr might appreciate this story so I’m gonna relay my Tale Of Woe™️ from the other day.

So my University hosted a trip to the New England Aquarium in Boston this past Saturday, and I love going to Boston so I signed up as soon as the invites went out. Because we’re not children anymore, we were basically set loose after the initial headcount and were told we had to meet at Faneuil Hall (down the street) at 6:30 to get back on the bus. So I enjoyed the aquarium for the majority of the day with my classmates, but had something else on my mind.

I’m a simple person, and I really wanted to stock up on Boston Goodies to take back to school with me. One of the Boston Goodies in particular that I wanted was Ube Cake. I am a greedy little slut for Ube Cake and unfortunately happen to live in an extremely White part of America where nobody makes Ube Cake (and I suck at making cake rolls). So whenever I go to Boston, I go to this little bakery in Chinatown called Bao-Bao to stock up on their pre-packaged Ube Rolls.

So after getting lunch I go to Bao Bao and unfortunately, they’ve sold out of their famous Ube Rolls for the day. But they have individual slices of Ube Crepe Cake! I’m a slut for Ube Cake, but I’m even more of a slut for crepes, so I buy a slice.

The lady who served me puts it in this little fold-up box that I can only describe as being a like a lamination sheet. I did not trust this box from the moment I saw it, especially considering that I was going to have to transport this cake in my backpack. So I resolve to be extra careful, and I check the box every so often to make sure it hasn’t exploded.

Fast forward a few hours and I get on the bus to go back to school. I had nearly had a cake-slip a few minutes prior while getting some stuff from Bova’s but had fixed the box and I just wanted to check it to make sure it was stable.

To my horror, the box has exploded and my Ube Cake is about to fall out into my dirty ass backpack. My containers from Bova’s do NOT have enough room for this piece of cake. I am a cornered animal and I am out of options.

So I begin to shovel this pile of purple crepes and whipped cream into my mouth like a lioness on a kill.

People were getting situated on the bus and just about everyone saw me. One person asked me “…Elsa are you just eating an entire head of cabbage?” I drew a self portrait to capture this primal moment with the help of several eyewitnesses.

So I eviscerate this cake down to one bite, and by now the bus is moving, the roads are bumpy, and I’m starting to feel slightly motion-sick so I put the last bite in one of my other pastry boxes. Now the main issue at hand is that my hands and face are absolutely covered in whipped cream.

On one hand, the school was nice to us and got us a coach bus for our travels because it’s a 5 1/2 hour drive from campus to the aquarium. So there’s a bathroom and a trash can right behind me because I’m sitting towards the back. I get up, throw the box away, and knock on the bathroom door but receive no answer, so I open it. It’s worth mentioning the lock on this bathroom door was broken… And I walk in on a guy who has been hitting on me all semester (despite knowing I’m a lesbian) taking a shit.

I quickly close the door and apologize and go back to my seat, mortified and still covered in whipped cream. I sat there covered in whipped cream for another fifteen minutes rethinking my life choices and every choice I made that led me to this moment, and then finally this guy comes out. I apologize again and he says, with a wink;

“Don’t worry. You haven’t seen all of me yet.”

And pats me on the shoulder before going back to his own seat. I sit there for a moment in silence, and my friend across the aisle is like “what the fuck???” But finally I get to go wash my hands. So I go into this bus bathroom that I hadn’t been in before…

Two Sentence Horror Story: There is No Sink. Only Hand Sanitizer.

This would have been worse if I hadn’t been somewhat of a road trip veteran, and I resolved this by taking some toilet paper and pouring water from my water bottle on it and wiping my hands down with that.

So yeah that’s my road trip tale of terror. How was everyone else’s weekend?

#personal #Boston #New England #Ube Cake #Ube #new england aquarium #uni life #student life #Who knew that cake would awaken such a primal moment? #when I told my mom this I showed her the drawing and she said ‘yeah not the first time I’ve seen you do that’ #so this is normal for me

[royal-food]

Ube Pound Cake

#recipe #cake #pound cake #ube #ube pound cake #ube cake #purple sweet potato #dessert #food #sweets

[out4more]

#hawaii #ube #ube cake #violet

[mangotimmer]

cookie Run kingdom oc!

#ube cake #Ube #crk ocs #crk #cookie run fanart #cookie run oc #cr kingdom #cookie run #biscuits #cake #oc art #ocs #original character #digital art

[ragnarockz]

ube cake my beloved 💜🍠

#Ube #Ube cake #Food #Dessert

[yankumi19]

.Ube ice Cream.

#ube #ube ice cream #ice cream #ube pandesal #pandesal #ube cake #cake #ube hopia #hopia #ube flan #flan #violet #ube halaya #halaya

[justana0kguy]

2023 AUGUST 04 Friday

Meals of the Day ~ Lechon & Ube Cake

#photo #meal #meals #meal of the day #meals of the day #Lechon #roasted pig #roasted pork #ube #ube cake #cake #house warming #Casa Sinco #Casa 5inco

[wearethemakersofmanners]

Ube-Macapuno Cake Recipe

The gorgeous three-layer cake known as Filipino ube is made from purple yams, is filled with macapuno coconut preserves, and is frosted with sweet buttercream.

#cake #macapuno #sugar #ube cake #yams #cuisine

[depressedbuthappy06]

Doc recommended a soft diet while I'm nursing a fever, so I bought my favorite ube cake lol. Just want to reward myself.

We deserve to reward ourselves once in a while.

#purple #cake #ube #ube cake #comfort food #foodie #mentalhealthisimportant

[oukawaz]

cake

#chiffon cake chocolate cake cheesecake strawberry shortcake cupcake what else #ube cake #food #?? #🍀

[cherryontopstims]

♡ | by mintea.cakes on Tiktok

#mine #stim #visual stim #stim gifs #food stim #irl food #cake #dessert #ube cake #purple #dark purple #pink #pastel #pastel pink #hands tw #food cutting #cutting #trypophobia tw #yummy queue

[fattributes]

Ube Butter Mochi

#food #recipe #dessert #mochi #cake #purple yam #ube halaya #ube #coconut #gluten free #baking #vegetarian

[lustingfood]

Gluten free baked goods (via poshpopbakeshop)

#food #dessert #cheesecake #cake #gluten free #cheesecake bars #ube #red velvet #funfetti

[tomohirosibuyahappyanimals]

Ube Cake Roll / Purple Yam Roll Cake

#Usami #Himeka #Shikami #colored pencil #purple yam #cake #ube

[danelloevee-sky]

Happy birthday, Aiden!

Bonus:

kids when they aren’t the baby of the family anymore

#that sky game #sky cotl #danelloevee draws #doodle time #oc: aiden #oc: kane #oc: oriana #hemmed and hawed over what cake it should be and then I realized #UBE CAKE 🇵🇭💪💯🔥 #It's not very obvious but Aiden is so little at this age that I put him on a high chair #which I've colored the same as the high chair my little brother had when he was a baby :)